Happy Mother's Day (No content song) (857 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-05-14 16:49:28 EDT
Mother's Day, a day when the hell spawns that painfully shoot out of your bajiner, pretend to be well behaved children, a day when you're husbands pretend to care about you in hopes of sex.
A day when, you the ladies, don't have to cook, clean, or use your vibrator because your husband was too fast.
Yes Mother's Day, the only day, that we pretend to care about you and not view women as a sex object and/or maid. And for you, mothers, or just ladies of Uber, whom I have spent countless hours (not really) dreaming about, I have a song.
A very special song which took me an hour to find, a song about dildos, the one thing that truly cares about you. This song is for all you mothers and ladies of Uber, but especially Circe, because we all know Dutchmen give the worst sex and even worse cunninglus.
Enjoy. (Christ I hope this works, for if it doesn't I shall slit my wrists)
dildosong.asf (2 MB) [video/x-ms-asf]
User Reviews
Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-29 12:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
COMPLETE AND UTTER NOB
Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-29 12:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
quite frankly mate, you talk crap, get a life and join the wanna be normal brigade. Twat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:09:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:42:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:09:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Recal
Going Down
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I would just like to take the time to sa, whoever is behind these three alters really needs to get the sand out of their vagina.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great work doodleys!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SNAP!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Recal
Going Down
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ehem:
Ryan Secrest(sp)
Clay Akin (sp?)
Mr. Slave
Big Fat Gay Al
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
President George W. Bush
Orgasmatron
Spencer
Caul
Cyst
Now it's dykes people hate man.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:36:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
What? Gays aren't popular at all! People hate the homos.
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I guess I am kind of gay. You faggot bitch.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-15 20:23:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:44:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:40:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://moid.org/ed/1145135984391.jpg
How TL lost her leg.
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Um, not really. And if that was an attempt to be funny, you failed miserably.
Quit while you're ahead.
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Looking back, that really was in bad taste, sorry TL, I love you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:40:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://moid.org/ed/1145135984391.jpg
How TL lost her leg.
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Um, not really. And if that was an attempt to be funny, you failed miserably.
Quit while you're ahead.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:32:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:58:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
Aww, you're sweet. Alas, my heart belongs to another.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87807
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That's all right Licous, I'll just kidnap you at my convenience then, I know where you live. I'll make you love me, you'll see, you won't be able to live without me. </stalker>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:33:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:19:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
We're married, Doodles - sex be damned, we prefer a good, rousing game of scrabble.
I spent Mother's Day at the dog shelter.
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Scrabble sux0rs, it's all about boggle.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're married, Doodles - sex be damned, we prefer a good, rousing game of scrabble.
I spent Mother's Day at the dog shelter.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:02:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you doodles. i did not need to see that cartoon.
note to all: the link doodles gives below is to a cartoon featuring the torture and maiming of a child. not often am i pushed to say something like this - but it is sick and wrong.
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You are correct sir, and I would not suggest looking at the rest of that site, I had things many times worse then that link. It's all in jest, TL really lost her leg to Caul's dog, when he, being the sadistic gay Canadian caul is, buried her in his back yard with his half starved dog.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you doodles. i did not need to see that cartoon.
note to all: the link doodles gives below is to a cartoon featuring the torture and maiming of a child. not often am i pushed to say something like this - but it is sick and wrong.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aww, you're sweet. Alas, my heart belongs to another.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87807
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://moid.org/ed/1145135984391.jpg
How TL lost her leg.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could've just put the "Log" song on here and it would still have the same effect.
FROM BLAMMO!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:56:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you and your herpes infested leg too.
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Hey, watch it. She's with me.
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Everyone is 'with' you Licious...
I love you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:51:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you and your herpes infested leg too.
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Hey, watch it. She's with me.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:47:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for that song Diddle, I mean, Doodle.
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Fuck you and your herpes infested leg too.
<emo> Be nice to me</emo> <threatening> or I'll be forced to show you links upon links of pictures that will scar you for life.</threatening>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for that song Diddle, I mean, Doodle.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, I got the bitch to load, it's about fucking time.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, you can see it? I can't...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
Or this one-
Electric Six: "Vibrator"
Hey! Looks like an emergency
Well that's OK with me cause I wanna trap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing cos my baby don't need no vibrator
I'm the...I'm the one you're looking for
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
I care...but I don't care anymore
I'm sorry...but I don't know what I'm sorry for
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
Hey... now the doors are opening
and i look like a jerk while you're grinning like an aligator
cant we just forget the whole thing
shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...artificial stimulator non - organic excavator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
so I will see you later
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you are so cool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish that girl in the clip had been my mom.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Or this one-
Electric Six: "Vibrator"
Hey! Looks like an emergency
Well that's OK with me cause I wanna trap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing cos my baby don't need no vibrator
I'm the...I'm the one you're looking for
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
I care...but I don't care anymore
I'm sorry...but I don't know what I'm sorry for
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
Hey... now the doors are opening
and i look like a jerk while you're grinning like an aligator
cant we just forget the whole thing
shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...artificial stimulator non - organic excavator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tonight investigator
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
so I will see you later
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No here I'll psot the lyrics, but it was funny. One minute.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Or this one-
Prince: "Vibrator"
s it my imagination
Or are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
When U finally come home
Your car ain't got no gasoline
That's OK, baby
Cuz my new love treats me like a queen
Eat your heart out
CHORUS:
Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator - don't U wish U could?
Vibrator - his patience can't be beat
Vibrator - I guess U could say that U're obsolete
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
It must be my imagination
Cuz I know I didn't hear U laugh
U'd be surprised what I do when U're through
Taking your macho bath
Uncharted waters sailed with ease
Land is always in sight
But with U it's always abandon ship (abandon ship)
And we didn't even get away from the dock 2night
Eat your heart out
CHORUS
Is it my imagination
Are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
But now I'm just a plaything
Your ego-feeding female sex machine
Well U can take a hike, mister
Cuz U're the poorest excuse 4 a man I've ever seen!
Eat your heart out, sucker!
CHORUS
Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator makes me feel so good
Uh oh, oh no!
Please don't die on me no
(Vibrator) {repeat in BG}
May I help U?
Yes, I was wondering if U had batteries 4 my bo...
Oh my God!
Look at the size of that thing!
Where did U get this?
Look, U got batteries or not?
Oh sure, we have batteries
They're in the storage room
Tell U what
I'll just take this downstairs and put them in myself
No, I'll tell U what, U and your rubber glove can go downstairs
And I'll take my business elsewheres
Now gimme this! Jeez!
Well, what do U want?
Goodness!
Goodness, nothing!
Baby, I'm busy
What do U want?!!
Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager?
Body massager? Please!
Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and...
Yeah, my back's been acting up 2
In fact, it acts up every time my boyfriend leaves
No, really, my back...
Save it honey, put it in the bank
I know what's happening
Here, these oughta work
Yeah, yeah, that'll work
Thank U!
Yeah, yeah, go on, get outta here!
Thank U so much, thank U!
Yeah, so get..
Body mas.. please!
(Vibrator) {repeats in BG}
G-spot, g-spot, where, oh where..
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ready or not, here I come
Oh yeah
Oh, here I come
Oh yeah
Here I.. here I.. here I come!
Now!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nah, it works. This one's better, though-
Motorhead - "Vibrator"
Larger than life, sharper than a knife,
Ever ready for the time,
Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve your mood,
And make you feel fine,
Reach for me, I'm ready and how
I'm really starting to buzz,
Your feeling comes, I'm starting to hum,
I can do it like nothing else does,
You're never alone when I'm around
You can always rely on me,
I'm a friend, my love won't bend,
And that I can guarantee,
Straight and true and all for you,
I'm so eager to please,
Stick with me and I'll keep you free,
From any nasty disease,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Check my heart before you start,
I don't wanna blow no fuse,
New battery, is that for me?
That's something I could really use,
Power surge I get the urge,
To do my legendary thing,
The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies,
I know your bells are starting to ring,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
Vibrator! Vibrator!
Wasn't that good, now wasn't that nice?
Now see we get along real fine,
I knew I was the boy for you,
When you came for the second time,
Clean me up, put me away,
You know you need the rest,
I'll be here when next you need me,
I've never ever failed the test,
'Cos I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
Vibrator, with a powerpack for a heart
I'm a Vibrator,
Pleased to make a start,
I'm a Vibrator,
And I'll never ever break your heart
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aww, fuck, the bitch won't open.