Small Talk (380 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.9 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (View user info) at 2006-05-15 02:10:15 EDT
Hey!
How are you?
You look great!
Tom? Nice to meet you. This is my friend Bobby.
It started like any conversation with an old friend should. Introductions with minor small talk following shortly. Then the awkward trail off as you can't find anything new or fresh to comment on.
One month. One month and she's already met someone new. I've gone home every night except one by myself. The one being the honor of a slump buster. Some village whore who decided to ride my dick one night.
She's already dating.
Fuck.
Slut!
Of course these are utterances that stay trapped in my head.
We've broken up.
Time to move on.
If you love something you let it go....
Blah Blah Blah. What a bunch of bullshit.
I'm not the one who fucked things up. Shouldn't she be alone and miserable?
Well I'm not miserable. I have my friends.
But here she is, we've kept it amicable and now I get to see captain Dipshit with his arm around her.
Well at least I have two thoughts to keep me smiling.
One, that guy just entered a world of reluctant blowjobs and sex in only two positions.
Two, I fucked her in the ass. She may do that again some day, but I was her first.
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-10-06 14:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, did you hear? The Cheetah's girls are moving to Tampa. I know, I know. You can cry, I'm here now.
Submitted by foxyfran (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you say she fucked up and she should be misereable and alone. maybe she already was.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What are you bitchin' about??
it's been a MONTH!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:37:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Post a picture of you fucking her arse or sod off.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post a picture of you fucking her arse or sod off.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELLO THAR TENTH GRADE.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-15 06:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only because thats what i may friend always says to his ex
'Yeah bitch who took your brown wings??? oh yeah! ME!'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 04:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure shite
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-15 04:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get over yourself before you turn into some kind of obnoxious braggart.
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-05-15 04:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have +1 for breaking her arse cherry. That is a tough challenge for any bloke!