Miscarriage? Abortion? Send your fetus to me! (2335 hits)
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Submitted by Echo (View user info) at 2006-05-15 12:20:43 EDT
My post last Friday received mixed reviews. Some found it funny while others were disgusted. But it got me thinking. I spent the entire weekend considering if a line was crossed. I came to the realization that infants with Down Syndrome don't deserve to be physically loved in the soft spot. I contemplated the possibility that infants are too young to be used for such crude humor. Then, like a kick to the nuts, it hit me. They're not too young. They're too OLD.
Aborted fetuses are an untapped resource in this country and I have decided to do something about that. I've started a company that turns these slimy little dumplings into cold hard cash. Not literally, of course - that would be ridiculous.
Here's my business plan:
Step 1: Collect aborted fetuses.
Step 2: ??????????
Step 3: Profit.
While I won't divulge Step 2 in its entirety, I will give you guys a peek at the finished products.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:00:28 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/11564810315827659/1/Miss-goatse.jpg
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:07:58 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't say burned just because I didn't recognize it as Cream. Had I called you queer or compared it to 9th grade poetry, then I would have been burned wickedly. Like these people:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87989#1977783
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87989#1977778
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87989#1977946
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87989#1977971
I just didn't know it was Cream.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:32:38 EDT (#)
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that's right, burned
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:30:20 EDT (#)
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oh, it was a cream song.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:27:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:28:23 (#)
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Way to ripoff south park underwear gnomes.
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that's a joke, dunce.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 02:14:24 (#)
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vermin ripoff
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why? because i used a fetus? who was the first person to write a poem because through that logic you just ripped them off with your last post.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:52:32 EDT (#)
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Yes
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:28:23 EDT (#)
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Way to ripoff south park underwear gnomes.
And you forgot the nutritious yummy snack food made of fetuses.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 02:14:24 EDT (#)
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vermin ripoff
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 23:40:03 EDT (#)
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don't be a bits, bits.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:28:40 EDT (#)
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Shut your fucking mouth.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:52:06 EDT (#)
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ELECTRO IS MY BABY'S DADDY
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:37:58 EDT (#)
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glad to be a muse.
once you get fetuses on the brain you...i need a sandwich.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:31:48 EDT (#)
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i didn't realize it, but this post is probably why i mentioned fetuses in my last post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:26:34 (#)
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vermin-tastic
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:33:34 EDT (#)
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Step 1: Collect aborted fetuses.
Step 2: ??????????
Step 3: Profit.
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south park
underpants gnomes episode
good one
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:20:21 EDT (#)
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cash is preferred but exceptions can be made.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-15 17:35:04 EDT (#)
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do you take visa or mastercard?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-15 17:27:00 EDT (#)
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I bet they'd also make great dog toys. I want a snowglobe.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-15 17:26:40 EDT (#)
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FreAK!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:49:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:47:36 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I'M NOT 34!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:42:27 EDT (#)
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Oh how I wish you were Vermin.
And not some bald, herpes sored, sodium loving, sausage fingered, dog food eating, 34 year old she-male with a bad case of psoriasis of the butt hole.
And terrible table manners.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is right. sounds good to me!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:24:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, blend it up like a daquiri and stick one of your dead fetuses in it for a garnish.
mmmmmmm
*barf*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:23:13 EDT (#)
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SANGRIA FOR EVERYONE! SOMEONE CHOP UP SOME APPLES!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:23:06 EDT (#)
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Where's your "business plan"???
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:20:21 EDT (#)
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if they strained it and threw some ice in i think it would make a decent summer beverage.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:15:32 EDT (#)
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It's not just blood, it's got afterbirth-chunks and probably some stray pubes in it too.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:03:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:55:38 (#)
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SHE'S SITTING IN A GODDAMM POOL FILLED WITH HER OWN BLOOD
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS???
but it's diluted in water. otherwise that would be gross!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:58:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.msystems.net/family/images/post-birth-placenta-sm.JPG
that's my new background
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:56:56 EDT (#)
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Ohmygod...I JUST noticed Electro's head in the potpori bowl. Hahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:55:38 EDT (#)
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SHE'S SITTING IN A GODDAMM POOL FILLED WITH HER OWN BLOOD
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:53:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:25:08 (#)
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http://www.msystems.net/family/Jillians_birth.htm
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damn Canadian hippies
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:49:15 EDT (#)
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that fat bitch has naked pictures of herself all over that website.
Some people have no shame!
http://www.msystems.net/family/images/post-birth-placenta-sm.JPG
http://www.msystems.net/family/
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:29:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:25:08 (#)
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http://www.msystems.net/family/Jillians_birth.htm
some people disgust me
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:26:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:22:01 (#)
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only by request. roast beef hymens are also available.
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Yummy! Sounds delicious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:25:08 EDT (#)
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http://www.msystems.net/family/Jillians_birth.htm
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:25:03 EDT (#)
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I would buy the lighter for sure! So long as it wasn't slimey and shit... that would gross me out a bit.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:22:01 EDT (#)
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only by request. roast beef hymens are also available.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:16:28 EDT (#)
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What is wrong with you people?
Quit inventive. Will these products also come with the afterbirth?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:02:48 EDT (#)
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side splitting laughter?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:59:58 EDT (#)
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this hurt me in ways you can't possibly imagine.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:42:23 EDT (#)
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it's no vermin that's for sure
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:40:47 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:39:07 EDT (#)
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Oh. My. God.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:37:05 EDT (#)
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wow
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:31:35 EDT (#)
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oh sweet jesus in heaven... thou art fucked up.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:23 EDT (#)
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*chuckle*
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:27:41 EDT (#)
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Ahahaha!
You're a genius. This was even better than the last one you did. There's something just so wrong about a baby playing with a mobile consisting of aborted phoetus'.
So wrong...... but so funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:26:34 EDT (#)
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vermin-tastic
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:24:11 EDT (#)
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hahaha...are you Vermin?