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Mr Simms Origami (635 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.66 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by :D (View user info) at 2006-05-16 09:03:21 EDT


Mr Simms is very old.
He is over 70 but I do not know how old exactly.
I think he still works because he would get bored and lonely if he retired.
His wife died of cancer 12 years ago.

He does not have very much to do and he often leaves early to avoid the traffic but none of the managers mind because they all like him.
Everybody likes Mr Simms he is a very nice person.
And he has been one of the owners of the business ever since he founded it with his friend.

His friend died a few years ago and left one share to Mr Simms so now Mr Simms owns 50 percent and 1 share of the business.
But I think they would not mind even if he did not own the business. They sometimes go to him for advice.

Mr Simms talks to a lot of the most important clients and the suppliers. he is very good at getting on with people. And sometimes the managers ask him for advice when they have a problem. He doesn't know much about the complicated business things or computers.
He once told me that he has always tried to hire people who know more than him.

But mostly they ask him about problems with people. All the most difficult problems are about people I think.
His advice is always good.
I think they find him reassuring.

But he is not very busy really so he spends a lot of time talking to the staff.
And a lot of time doing origami and that is what this post is about.
Not just any origami he puts effects into the paper rather than just folding it.
He spends hours on each one.
If he made bigger models he could probably call himself an artist.
I saw these pictures on this link. It is the first time I have seen origami like Mr Simms does it.
I think Mr Simms are better though.

It is nice to go up to see Mr Simms latest creations at lunchtime.
He is always pleased to see me.

Up in his office with his little paper creatures for company.


http://www.fresh99.com/origami.htm


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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wonky ass
Formatting makes the
Baby Jeebus
Cry

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This read like a childrens book.

Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Worth my time. cool pics.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you could at least spell professor correctly, it helps the condescending angle

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually kinda liked the style this was written in.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If we were in the same room I'd pat you on the head proffessor.

Pat pat.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you'll never be an uberuser, I am the only uberuser

Submitted by MrSmiley (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:12:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

shut up you gay motherfucker


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:)

I know I am an uberuser properly now I have recieved a self contradicting insult from the professor.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shut up you gay motherfucker


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