10 Reasons To Do Heroin (1405 hits)
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Submitted by Carmen Ghia <ericthehalfabee69.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-16 11:21:16 EDT
1 It's better than sex
2 You will never catch a cold or flu
3 You can fuck all night (if you want to)
4 It simplifies your life (get money, buy heroin, take heroin)
5 You d'ont get a hangover
6 The government does'nt want you to
7 You'll be the coolest kid on your block
8 You will only need to shit once every two weeks
9 You will make new friends
10 It's full of vitamins and other natural goodness
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:52:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go and watch Trainspotting, it'll put you right off heroin
...and Scotland
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Although those 'Come! Visit Scotland' are insipid enough to scare even the hardest souherner *snorts* away.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot the reason for you to get a golden one;
SO YOU DON'T ANNOY US ANYMORE...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go and watch Trainspotting, it'll put you right off heroin
...and Scotland
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIe!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:54:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
PLease do not waste your life writing drivel like this. If you want to see an example of fine writing, check this one out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87988
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Fucking retaliation from an alter prick? Get banned shiteater
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
flarn dorflar or whatever the fuck wouldn't appreciate this very much
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't need 10.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:54:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
PLease do not waste your life writing drivel like this. If you want to see an example of fine writing, check this one out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87988
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Fucking retaliation from an alter prick? Get banned shiteater
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OD and die already.
<3 J4
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:54:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
PLease do not waste your life writing drivel like this. If you want to see an example of fine writing, check this one out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87988
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Fucking retaliation from an alter prick? Get banned shiteater
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tru. Dat.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and I ain't no fucking lady..
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
4 posts in one day?
slow down or you'll run out of material
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come Back!! I d'ont have anybody else to play with now all the intelligent kids have gone home...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh? fuck this. i was bored so i thought i'd have fun with a retard, but i think i'm going to go elsewhere now. goodbye new friend!
love,
wardy.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you? Iragi? or some other immigrant who does'nt speak the language?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"it's a funny looking word to spell out phonetically, so there's a good chance i have spelled it wrong."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
retaliatory ratings.....PAH that is so last year its not even funny
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Wardy (spelling bee champ):
BUT IT ISN'T!!! HAHAHHAHAH!!! I'm back you mother fucker's!!! After I was dumb enough to make a promise I didn't want to keep, I quickly realized I'd be a hyppocrit if I came back.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubersite's newest shitty alter!
and don't you dare ask "uhmmm..... what's an alter"
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wardy, not ggoing to listenb to anybody who cannot spell hypocrite, so fuck off wanker...
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hey lady, i don't think i ever spelled 'hypocrite' out for you, but if i have and i spelled it wrong, i'm sorry. it's a funny looking word to spell out phonetically, so there's a good chance i have spelled it wrong. what can i say? i was the fifth grade spelling bee champion in my school district, if that does anything for you -- i think i spelled the word cucumber right, or something equally ridiculous.
but that's not important, right? i mean, if spelling was your concern, you probably would've looked over your review and said 'fuck, i'm an idiot.' no, i'm guessing you were implying that i'm a hypocrite, but i'm not sure how. please let me know, i'm always looking to better my uber persona.
love,
wardy.
Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:53:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wardy, not ggoing to listenb to anybody
Aw. Someone bumped his Scrabble board.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
8 You will only need to shit once every two weeks
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I enjoy taking a good shit.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please explain the misuse...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awesome misuse of the apostrophe there- is it the heroin that made you do it?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wondered where your other shitty post had got to.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and you suck more than Demi Moore in "Showgirls"
Submitted by texashartattack (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, stop, I'll pay you, just please no more!!!!
You suck more than Mariah Carey in "Glitter"
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reminded me of trainspotting which is never a bad thing......ever
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:46:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Merlina, why are you such an uptight bitch?
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BWAH HA HA HA HA HA
+2 for that comment
AAH ha ha haha
*wipes tears from eyes*
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you want to know about Badassmofo (but were afraid to ask)
1 He isn't
2 He prefers boys
3 He's using the computer at the daycentre
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:54:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Caulaincourt
User id: 5604
Registered on or around: 2004-02-02 14:30:35
# Messages posted: 106
# Reviews written: 19541
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7333
# Hits: 187983
# Number of Dicks sucked: 1
Average rating of all messages: 0.91
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Whoa, I didn't know I had that much reviews. Time to reevaluate my priorities.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Caulaincourt
User id: 5604
Registered on or around: 2004-02-02 14:30:35
# Messages posted: 106
# Reviews written: 19541
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 7333
# Hits: 187983
# Number of Dicks sucked: 1
Average rating of all messages: 0.91
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wardy, not ggoing to listenb to anybody who cannot spell hypocrite, so fuck off wanker...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:43:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:41:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
caul can't speak or write english properly
his opinion doesn't count
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Plus he's French. They find Jerry Lewis amusing.
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What's next, you're gonna post my user info?
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My list was better..... http://www.ubersite.com/m/87986
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good luck with this
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caul -- i don't +2 rabbit posts (i don't think), and this cunt (or alter) has posted four times today.
but who gives a shit, i've already spent enough time on this post, let's not put 'energy' into that column too...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
someone went to the ebon'ics school of contractio'ns.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
getting better
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and die.
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Merlina, why are you such an uptight bitch?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:41:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
caul can't speak or write english properly
his opinion doesn't count
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Plus he's French. They find Jerry Lewis amusing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
caul can't speak or write english properly
his opinion doesn't count
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think there's a drug in the hippy pharmacopia that could make you amusing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
people give +2's to rabits pictures and loki's posts.
don't worry, this was better than most posts.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck the fuck OFF!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4 was funny
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
odds are that most of your credit cards get declined. am i right?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
10 Reasons to Drink from a Colostomy Bag
1. You're already fucking retarded
2. Your sister and mother take black cocks in the ass
3. Your father is a Catholic Priest
4. Corky is not a term of affection
5. Bitchs aint shit
6. You obviousl suffer from a lack of any type of feeling from the neck up
7. God says it's cool.
8. Tookie Williams is waiting to fuck your butt
9. You're an idiot
10. YOu're mom's a whore and it's evident that she in fact drank from a colostomy bag prior to your birth thus your compelling dipshiterry
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you'll never catch a cold or flu huh?
that's the most factually inaccurate statement i've ever read in my life.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ten reasons whay you should do the heroin I give you.
1. It's actually rat poison, and you will die if you shoot it, snort it, or otherwise ingest it.
2-10. See above.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
8 You will only need to shit once every two weeks
So, I laughed at this. Please fucking stop though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
10 REASONS TO STOP POSTING
1 It's better than sex
2 You will never catch a cold or flu
3 You can fuck all night (if you want to)
4 It simplifies your life (don't write, don't submit, don't post)
5 You d'ont get a hangover
6 The government does'nt want you to
7 You'll be the coolest kid on your block
8 You will only need to shit once every two weeks
9 You will make new friends
10 It's full of vitamins and other natural goodness
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HEHE
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MAKE IT STOP!!!!