Da Vinci Code in Theatres THIS FRIDAY!! (2445 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2006-05-16 12:03:29 EDT
Man I can not WAIT for Friday to come. The Da Vinci Code opens worldwide and I, for one, will be there to see it. I'm sure I won't be the only one there, either. I guarantee this movie makes more than Spider Man and that had Kirtsen Dunst in a wet tee shirt!!
Say what you will about Da Vinci's subject matter, this book was one of the best page turners I have ever read. From the second page, I was obsessed with finding out what was going to happen and who that dang albino was working for.
Not only was the book a great thriller, but it has Ron Howard directing! Have you SEEN Cinderella Man? I laughed, cried, got goose bumps, peed my pants AND kissed a girl during that movie. It was awesome!
Anyway, all the talk about how controversial this movie is is going to make the sales sky rocket. It happened with the Passion and it will happen with Da Vinci. Name one movie that was surrounded by controversy that didn't do well in the box office. You can't.
Brokeback Mountain made some major paper, but that's just because MeTHod and I went and saw it like 5010564351.21.4 times. That's hot.
I was kind of hoping that Indiana Jones was going to be in the lead for this movie but I guess Tom Hanks will do. As long as he doesn't have a stupid accent a la "Lady Killers."
Be ready to wait in long lines of angry Catholics and be sure to remember that it's a work of FICTION. Why cant people wrap their heads around that? Its not like Dan Brown said this is fact. He's no James Frey people.
Does anybody know if he sold the movie rights for one lump sum or is he getting a piece of the back end? I know I would LOVE to get a piece of that back end! $$
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Submitted by mikeedapikey (user info) at 2006-06-08 10:32:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:46:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88259#1987840
THAT was a thing of beauty though. oooooooohh, the HATE. I love uber
Goodnight!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:41:36 EDT (#)
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i was training a new girl in my office so i couldn't email and play on the internet all day. BULLSHIT! then, when she leaves, i log on and see what i had missed. i still got a laugh, but i would have liked to be there. with you. *wink*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:39:33 EDT (#)
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Seriously, I cried with laughter while the wolves tore that girl apart. Tears were in my eyes.
So god damn fun.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:35:25 EDT (#)
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but seriously you know i love you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:32:56 EDT (#)
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hahaha. i was just trying to get some attention honey bunny. IT WORKED!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:24:07 EDT (#)
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hahaha, dick:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88259#1990129
You break my heart shnookums. I thought we had something, but now I feel all alone and broken...
Have this two because I didn't even read the post and so can't rate it fairly.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:12:24 EDT (#)
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angels and demons was even WORSE than DC. A fusion bomb? Evil Cardinal? Good god...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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feeling good today shlongy? nice and strong? that prune juice works wonders, huh?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:41:28 EDT (#)
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Old enough to smack you around like a Weeble, you fucking internet fairy.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:22:49 EDT (#)
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sir ian was funny, smart and cool when he was a guest on realtime w/ bill maher
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:20:28 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:51:41 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:47:33 (#)
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ian mcellan(sp) as teabing was cool though
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Did you think he was going to shoot anyone? Even for a moment? He was more like a creepy relative who keeps trying to touch the grandkids.
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McKellan.
Leave my favourite old queen alone. He gave Jimmy Fallon a surprise tounge-kiss on SNL once. It were HI-larious!
Don't let your hard-on for Brian Blessed colour your feelings on My Dear Old Fag.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:17:26 EDT (#)
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thats because it doesnt involve simple things like womanizing and being an old useless shitheal, shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:03:26 EDT (#)
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Couldn't possibly have less interest in the movie...unless it was in this post.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:03:12 EDT (#)
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i liked watching him flagellate himself with the cat o nine tails. that was nice. i just may start doing that for shits and giggles
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:58:45 (#)
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i pictured him as a frail old man. so it worked for me. like i said before though, seeing silas limp after the guy in the Louvre reminded me of the time a pale crackhead asked me for change and when i said no he started following me down the street. did he kill me? no, i threw my coffee in his face and then took two dollars out of his pocket and got a new coffee. he was more scary then silas.
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He should have given us a salient warning about skin cancer too.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:58:45 EDT (#)
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i pictured him as a frail old man. so it worked for me. like i said before though, seeing silas limp after the guy in the Louvre reminded me of the time a pale crackhead asked me for change and when i said no he started following me down the street. did he kill me? no, i threw my coffee in his face and then took two dollars out of his pocket and got a new coffee. he was more scary then silas.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:07 EDT (#)
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His grinning at the end irritated me no end.
I also pictured him as quite a rotund bloke. It's been a while since I've read the book I must confess. But I thought more Brian Blessed than Sir McKellen
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:53:55 EDT (#)
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no, i didn't. but on a screen full of lackluster preformances, he rose up and overcame.
people that have not read the book will have no idea what the fuck is going on in the movie. they didnt explain anything.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:51:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:47:33 (#)
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ian mcellan(sp) as teabing was cool though
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Did you think he was going to shoot anyone? Even for a moment? He was more like a creepy relative who keeps trying to touch the grandkids.
erm
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:47:33 EDT (#)
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ian mcellan(sp) as teabing was cool though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:45:46 EDT (#)
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Sir Ian Holm is a cool dude - but I suspect he is just a little too old to pull of the part of the young ruffian's barrel riding exploits etc with aplomb.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:41:09 EDT (#)
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That one hasn't been formally announced yet. Tis only a rumour at this point in time.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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I respect Ron Howard.
Don't know why, I don't really know who he is but there's a picture of him in my pocket and 'respect due' written on the back.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:40:09 EDT (#)
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everybody involved should be ashamed of themselves. it all their fault. this is going to be the movie opie will be remembered for and i agree he should of worked a little harder and tried a little harder than he did. maybe he doesn't care about quality and only cares about money and this movie is already making money.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:32:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:30:25 (#)
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Yes, sangria (italian I think?) is derived from sang real.
*pats Jake on the head for monkeys comment* Genius acknowledged, darling.
The script has nowt to do with the problems I've heard about in this film. It's all a matter of failure to coax believable performances from the actors, and a general "dumbing down" of the storyline in general. These are things that Ron Howard was responsible for. The overall mood of the film is the director's responsibility, not the scriptwriters, or the producer, or the AP, or anyone else.
The blame lies with Opie.
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I am looking forward to The Hobbit. I predict that it will be a great movie, based on the excellent pacing and strong story. I want to know who will play the hairy footed one.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:30:25 EDT (#)
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Yes, sangria (italian I think?) is derived from sang real.
*pats Jake on the head for monkeys comment* Genius acknowledged, darling.
The script has nowt to do with the problems I've heard about in this film. It's all a matter of failure to coax believable performances from the actors, and a general "dumbing down" of the storyline in general. These are things that Ron Howard was responsible for. The overall mood of the film is the director's responsibility, not the scriptwriters, or the producer, or the AP, or anyone else.
The blame lies with Opie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:24:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:19:27 (#)
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does the delicious drink sangria come from the term sang real? sangria, sang real. i wondered that during that scene.when i read the book, i pictured silas as this bulky menacing brute, not a tall lanky crack smoker.
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He looked like an X Man - and not a good one. A rubbish one like Jubilee.
re. Sangria - sounds vaguely plausible.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:24:05 EDT (#)
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fun fact: tom hanks had a small role on happy days before he got on bosom buddies.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:23:26 EDT (#)
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i should be a hravard symbolgisterian guy!!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:22:13 EDT (#)
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it IS red
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:19:29 EDT (#)
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When I saw the Da Vinci code, when the credits ran there was ominous silence, and everyone filed out muttering darkly.
I'm pretty sure I heard someone say 'Fucking Opie will die for this.'
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:19:27 EDT (#)
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does the delicious drink sangria come from the term sang real? sangria, sang real. i wondered that during that scene.when i read the book, i pictured silas as this bulky menacing brute, not a tall lanky crack smoker.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:18:17 EDT (#)
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I saw 2 movies this weekend:
1 - The DaVinci Code, which was okay. A little slow moving at times, but okay. Not terrible, just okay. I saw the twist in the movie waaaaaaay before it came, so that kinda took a little out of it for me.
2 - See No Evil was possibly the worst movie of all time. All it is is gratuitous blood. The 1st 5 minutes are okay, but after that it sucked ass. It's only an hour and a half movie, and I caught myself, about 3/4's of the way through, wondering, is it done yet? There was inappropriate laughter though, which is always fun, when the director meant for it to be scary. The only good part of the entire movie was the storyline between the mother and son, which if they had explored further, would've raised the movie a few bars.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:15:46 EDT (#)
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ron howard just directed it cookie, and yes, while he has final say over the script, some dude that wrote "a beautiful mind" and "cinderella man" wrote it.
the guy that produced this also produced "howard the duck" which was WAY better
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:13:26 EDT (#)
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Detailed analysis of the problems I had with the film:
*SPOILERS*
The Louvre was barely featured at all. I mean sure they were in there - but did you ever feel they were surrounded by art, or that it was just background 'oh look - a masterpiece - *quick cut away* - rubbish anagram solving scene which looked as cheap as a Jackson 5 video.
Paul Bettany did not look threatening in the plane when he was captive. He looked ludicrous. He had a few scary moments, but generally was 'meh' at best at being threatening.
Gandalf's double nature was shown too early. He then spent too long being an amiable enemy. When he was waving the gun around - did you feel he was going to shoot anyone? Did you think Tom Hanks and whatsherface were scared? they looked more bored.
Jean Reno - OOOOH I AM CROSS - why exactly? I didn't feel he had any motivation beyond a paper thin 'you know i'm Opus Dei don't you?' *understanding shrug from other Frenchman*
Numerous endings, none of which were satisfying. Christ's sake - AHA - NOW IT'S THE END - no no - another bit now. It was protracted and unpleasant.
The code breaking bit with the cryptex - sounded like an Apple Computer's advert - all the more annoying after his turn in Forrest Gump.
Tom Hanks looked OLD and flabby.
The lass didn't just phone in her performance, she faxed it in. Honestly- I heard she was going to go work with monkeys now. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE
Instead of looking for le sang real, she is looking for les singes for real. Thoroughly depressing.
In conclusion, I have seen worse films, but I have certainly seen many better.
And I don't like Ron Howard
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:00 EDT (#)
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I fail to see how one can butcher a book that was practically a screenplay inits own right. It had the proper pacing, the imagery, the tension... it had everything but the cinematography notes. What I want to know is WHY they felt the need to change the book? WHY did Ron Howard, in his infinite wisdom, refuse to just FOLLOW THE FREAKING BOOK?
If he had, there's no way it could have gone wrong. I mean, honestly! Look at the casting! I, for one, enjoy Tom Hanks alot. I think he's very talented. But he is an actor bound by his director, and when he's got a shoddy director, his acting suffers. He also looks like a greasy meatball these days.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:05:27 EDT (#)
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it just wasn't THRILLING, you know? even though i knew the story before hand, it could have been a little bit thrilling, like riding an elevator.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:04:22 EDT (#)
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tom hanks phoned it in, bigtime.
he ROCKED in bosom buddies though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:04:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:01:26 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:59:50 (#)
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I saw it yesterday, and was displeased with it.
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Tom Hanks often has that effect on people.
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He looked haggard. Frankly I've not been this bored at in a film in ages. Bloody 'Stealth' was more enjoyable. Despite it's 2001:A Space Odyssey rips and general big chinedness of the lass in it.
Hanks should be ashamed of his part in that film
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:03:29 EDT (#)
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maybe because it was ron howard, and he made cinderella man, but i expected this to be a good adaptation.
showing marys tomb at the end was cool.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:01:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:59:50 (#)
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I saw it yesterday, and was displeased with it.
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Tom Hanks often has that effect on people.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:59:50 EDT (#)
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I saw it yesterday, and was displeased with it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:46:36 EDT (#)
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saw it friday. the movie DID NOT capture the intensity of the book, at all. i fell asleep for a moment about 40 minutes in and wish i stayed that way. it was okay though, just not even close to as cool as the book, which is always the case.
this movie would not get an around-the-world snap.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:22:51 EDT (#)
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i thought angels didnt take off as fast as da vinci. i liked reading both
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:19:34 EDT (#)
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"Angels And Demons" was a way better book that "The DaVinci Code."
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:09:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:49:03 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:14:55 (#)
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This novel is one of the most poorly written works on the subject matter in a series of otherwise interesting literature.
Facts, that would be quite easily corrected through a minimal amount of research, were skewed completely for no reason that I can make out.
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+2 because some people are still too retarded to understand what "fiction" means.
BTW The Terminator, Predator, Neverending Story and Schindlers List are all fiction, and it's TOTALLY TRUE
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Yes, what I said obviously concludes that.
Sigh. Why bother?
Yes, it's fiction. But yes it's based on an existing theory. The person writing it did not care enough to familirize themselves with said theory. That always sort of bothered me.
But really I just don't like grocery store trash.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:59:45 EDT (#)
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I just saw it and I thought it was pretty banging. A little over-acted in places but definately worth seeing.
"But profess-uer, zis I do not un-derrrstand"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:33:37 EDT (#)
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i've heard that as well bob but i never listen to the critics.
and fluff, we are not all as rebelious and free thinking as you are.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:26:42 EDT (#)
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apparently, this is a horrible, horrible movie.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:52:25 EDT (#)
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Another idiot that falls for the PR of this atmost mediocre bullshit hollywood film.
Sheeesh. How can people be so stupid.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 12:07:49 EDT (#)
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hey badboy, you obviously made the "nasty" (read:textbook) comment yesterday in a desperate bid to fit in. did it work? do people like you?
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-17 12:04:03 EDT (#)
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i made a nasty comment about this post yesterday. Today is a different day. So +2 for writing a post and getting enough comments that are stirring up enough nasty arguements to be longer than the post itself.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:53:35 EDT (#)
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jurassic park was real too
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:14:55 (#)
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This novel is one of the most poorly written works on the subject matter in a series of otherwise interesting literature.
Facts, that would be quite easily corrected through a minimal amount of research, were skewed completely for no reason that I can make out.
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+2 because some people are still too retarded to understand what "fiction" means.
BTW The Terminator, Predator, Neverending Story and Schindlers List are all fiction, and it's TOTALLY TRUE
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:26:15 EDT (#)
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the hits just keep comin
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:23:18 EDT (#)
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I've been kickin out the jams with Leonard Nimoy ALL DAY!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:11:17 EDT (#)
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I read that book, it took me about two hours. This is not what I consider great writing, but I did finish the book so there's that going for it. It will probably make a decent movie, it pretty much read like a movie script anyway. I'm more amused at how threatened the church is by it than anything. I saw some sort of pamphlet about it at the Y yesterday, I was curious as to what they had to say but not actually curious enough to pick up one and then read it. It's really just best if I stay sheltered from "that" side of the Y.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:59:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:43:59 (#)
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does anyone else notice that the begining of da vinci code and angels and demons are almost the same?
don't mind the -2's they're more for dan brown?
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All his books are nearly the same; they have a knowledgable male lead, a sexy intelligent female lead, a betrayal and an outrageous narrative. Obviously works though.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:55:40 EDT (#)
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I liked the DaVinci Code, and will go see the movie when it comes out on Friday. Yes, his character development sucks, but books like that are just like action movies. You don't go see action movies because you know the acting will be awesome, do you?
On the subject of the supposed plagiarism, Holy Blood, Holy Grail was quoted directly in the DaVinci Code, and given full credit on the exact same page. You didn't even have to flip to the bibliography. I never understood what those people were crying about. The theories explored in The DaVinci Code have been introduced time and again in academic papers. The only reason he's gotten such press over his book was because he managed to introduce the subject in a way that grabbed the attention of the average person without being too verbose or condescending.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:28:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:14:55 (#)
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This novel is one of the most poorly written works on the subject matter in a series of otherwise interesting literature.
Facts, that would be quite easily corrected through a minimal amount of research, were skewed completely for no reason that I can make out.
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what facts do you speak of? i'm pretty sure its fiction and was marketed as a thriller. not a factual representation of real life events.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:14:55 EDT (#)
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This novel is one of the most poorly written works on the subject matter in a series of otherwise interesting literature.
Facts, that would be quite easily corrected through a minimal amount of research, were skewed completely for no reason that I can make out.
The book is grocery store trash and one can be certain that any movie based on it will be the same sort of trash.
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-05-17 04:50:05 EDT (#)
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I can't wit to see the movie. Paul Bettany is playing Silas. I love him, especially when he played Chaucer in A Knights tale.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-17 03:51:23 EDT (#)
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Fucking hated the book. Won't see the movie.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:54:50 EDT (#)
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I DONT CARE ABOUT RATINGS. i think that form page one of da vinci, i was rushing to turn the page. in angels and demons, i felt like i didnt really care what the fuck this "matter" stuff was and the story didnt get good until page 130 or so. if i remeber correctly.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:43:59 EDT (#)
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does anyone else notice that the begining of da vinci code and angels and demons are almost the same?
don't mind the -2's they're more for dan brown
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 20:19:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:13:14 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:14:44 (#)
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and all that was "ripped off" was the theory of a bloodline. thats it. so there can only be one book with the same theory? one book about time travel. one about a boy locked in a cage till his 18th birthday and so on.
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Hell, they should be sueing the writers of Preacher if their taking things that seriously.
As for the Da Vinci Code: Dan Brown looks like a garden gnome and writes like every other author who's only ambition is to see their book in a train station.
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ha, you WISH you had a book in a train station.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-16 19:12:17 EDT (#)
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Sympathy +1 because I'm seeing it on Thursday evening.
Downside is it's in the Feltham ghetto at midnight
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:31:32 EDT (#)
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You sound like a retarded 15 year old.
Everyone knows that "Angels and Demons" was better, anyway.
Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:13:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:14:44 (#)
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and all that was "ripped off" was the theory of a bloodline. thats it. so there can only be one book with the same theory? one book about time travel. one about a boy locked in a cage till his 18th birthday and so on.
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Hell, they should be sueing the writers of Preacher if their taking things that seriously.
As for the Da Vinci Code: Dan Brown looks like a garden gnome and writes like every other author who's only ambition is to see their book in a train station.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:32:33 EDT (#)
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i want to do you because you're trendy leilani.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:10:21 EDT (#)
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I DIDN'T READ THE BOOK AND I PROBABLY WON'T SEE THE MOVIE!!!!
I AM SO HIP THAT I ESCHEW POPULAR CULTURE!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:00:47 EDT (#)
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NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC MAN?!?!?!?!?!
eh, i've heard worse.
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:42:36 EDT (#)
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I want to beat you up
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:42:29 EDT (#)
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Yes, it's an excellent read, however bear in mind it is an serious book interested in fact finding so will not offer the excitement of the Davinci Code.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:35:23 EDT (#)
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dont worry about it. my spelling is atrocious as well
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:34:38 EDT (#)
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maybe i should read the one you read. was it good?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:33:39 EDT (#)
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Fuck me....anyone would think I couldn't read even if I wanted too. Please excuse the shit English, spelling etc etc
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:31:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:14:44 (#)
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and all that was "ripped off" was the theory of a bloodline. thats it. so there can only be one book with the same theory? one book about time travel. one about a boy locked in a cage till his 18th birthday and so on.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:10:33 (#)
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dan brown won that case in court. no copywright infringement
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Of course not, but my understanding was the book is written in a fictional way based on mostly on the other book. I beleive from hat I have read or seen that there are many similarities.
My point was I wasn't going to read two books if they are practically identical.
I know that Dan Brown won the court case and I haven't read the Code, maybe I will now so that I can make my own mind up. Was saying that was the reason that I hadn't read it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:14:44 EDT (#)
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and all that was "ripped off" was the theory of a bloodline. thats it. so there can only be one book with the same theory? one book about time travel. one about a boy locked in a cage till his 18th birthday and so on.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:10:33 EDT (#)
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dan brown won that case in court. no copywright infringement
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:07:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:08:31 (#)
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Not -2ing the post, becuase you can never mock the Davinchi Code enough. I fucking hate Dan Brown.
-2 DIE DAN NROWN YOU CUNT
+2 for whoever goes out and buys 'Holy Blood Holy Grail' +2 if you have 86 edition which is ever so slightly different. Both fucking rock though.
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I read that Holy Blood Holy Grail 6+ years ago and have never felt the urge to read Davinchi Code because allegedly it is a rip off.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:04:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:57:03 (#)
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I want to see that too, but I may be busy friday.
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fine, we'll go saturday then.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:57:03 EDT (#)
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I want to see that too, but I may be busy friday. With Brokeback Mountain. Weeps.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:53:25 EDT (#)
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um dude, i am UNDEFEATED at scrabble, my self esteem is right where it needs to be.
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:49:36 EDT (#)
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i would hate to be 5'2" like u, that must be a KILLER on ur self esteem
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:48:08 EDT (#)
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ET TU METHOD? I EVEN GAVE YOU A SHOUT IN THERE MAN! WTF?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:43:50 EDT (#)
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Ghola is on the rag, she's been -2ing EVERYONE, I LOVE IT
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:42:38 EDT (#)
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i know,
don't worry man, i called off the hitman
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:41:06 EDT (#)
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thats not fair ghola. WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:38:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:26:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:23:59 (#)
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hey just because i ain't no albino or religous nut, doesn't mean i can't hate it. boy, girl travel around the world solving clues, saving the day, bloody original.
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I WAS JOKING WITH YOU. good god cant people get a sense of humor around here?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:25:55 EDT (#)
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bah. there hasn't been an original movie in 5 years, yet there were still some good ones in there.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:18:16 (#)
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that was sean patrick flannery, the boondock saint. don't you ever mar is name again!!!
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who's marring anyone. i stuck up for poor old powder.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:23:59 EDT (#)
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hey just because i ain't no albino or religous nut, doesn't mean i can't hate it. boy, girl travel around the world solving clues, saving the day, bloody original.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:23:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:20:27 (#)
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ok Braveheart was good...great in fact
but the only war movies worth watching are Full Metal Jacket and Apocolypse Now and Saving Private Ryan and perhaps some of the older ones like Sands of Iwa Jima and To Hell and Back
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there's one called heaven knows mr allison. bout a nun and a soldier trapped on an island together alone during ww2 that later gets taken over by the japanese. really good movie.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:22:50 EDT (#)
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YEAH, BADASS, the older war movies are good but saving private ryan was GREAT. braveheart as well, any movie that gives me chills while watching is a great thing. like when william wallace threw that sword?!?!?!?1 that was great!
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMM
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:20:51 EDT (#)
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powder wasn't a BAD guy though, was he? why are the albinos so mad about silas? the albinos are part of opus dei, thats WHY!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:20:37 EDT (#)
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and the divini code follows along by budweiser corollary...
No one claims to buy it, everyone says they hate it, yet it outsells all others 2 - 1.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:20:27 EDT (#)
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ok Braveheart was good...great in fact
but the only war movies worth watching are Full Metal Jacket and Apocolypse Now and Saving Private Ryan and perhaps some of the older ones like Sands of Iwa Jima and To Hell and Back
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:18:04 (#)
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inion http://www.site4you.dk/joke-1/images/blow%20me.jpg
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we need to discuss payment options.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:19:11 EDT (#)
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boondock saints= another awesome movie
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:18:40 EDT (#)
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well, the only Data i have ever known, and ever want to know, is Data from the Goonies.
"slick shoes! slick shoes!"
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:18:16 EDT (#)
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that was sean patrick flannery, the boondock saint. don't you ever mar is name again!!!
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:18:04 EDT (#)
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inion http://www.site4you.dk/joke-1/images/blow%20me.jpg
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:57:38 (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:08 (#)
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i fucking hate the da vinci code...
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what are you one of those albinos that are all upset about the how albinos are always the bad guy in movies?? huh?
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Not to be an albino apologist, but it's never really their fault. Lack of pigment can make a guy go crazy. Look at the kid in "Powder," for instance. He was a decent enough guy, but being an albino with telekinetic powers doesn't help you fit in in social relationships. In the end, he left this earth because those around him were too ignorant to share in his love.
The only guy I knew who could pull it off was Data in "Star Trek: TNG," and even he had his share of problems. Remember that time that chick left him? She said it was because of his lack of emotion, but it was obviously his pale skin. Poor bastard.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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cinderella man really did give me goosebumps at least 4 times
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:15:35 EDT (#)
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True Romance= best movie ever
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:13:06 EDT (#)
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that's what i'm aiming for. cuz the lower people's expectations for me the more i can astound them or at least not disappoint them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:11:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:05:14 (#)
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um i only liked the patriot cuz the british bad guy was hot with his hair down at the river. we were soldiers just made me cry cuz a lot of my dad's friends were vietnam war vets and at the time i think my husband was underway and i was thinking he was going to die. now i kinda cry cuz the bastard didn't.
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saying cuz makes you look retarded.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:10:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:06:55 (#)
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Colinqueer do you ever watch french tv like canal+, all they ever do is it around tables yaking and chortling.
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Sometimes, I watch it yes. It's interesting.
Just beacuse you need fireworks, none-stop action and naked chicks to keep your attention doesn't mean debates are boring.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:06:55 EDT (#)
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Colinqueer do you ever watch french tv like canal+, all they ever do is it around tables yaking and chortling.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:05:14 EDT (#)
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um i only liked the patriot cuz the british bad guy was hot with his hair down at the river. we were soldiers just made me cry cuz a lot of my dad's friends were vietnam war vets and at the time i think my husband was underway and i was thinking he was going to die. now i kinda cry cuz the bastard didn't.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:59:45 EDT (#)
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hey I LIKED THE PATRIOT! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE DISSENTING OPINIONS!!!
i think its because of heath ledger taht i liked it so much though
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:48:35 (#)
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last good war movie i saw?
we were soldiers, god i cried way too much in that one.
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honey, that movie was fucking crap.
i bet you liked the patiot too, huh?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:56:40 EDT (#)
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mel gibson rules. i like braveheart, the patriot and all the lethal weapons
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:54:53 EDT (#)
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mel gibson. bruce willis is in tears of the sun. actually pretty good for the way they portrayed the brutality. little cliche in the dialogue of course.
i like war movies.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:50:46 EDT (#)
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i mean bruce willis
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:50:25 EDT (#)
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whos in that inion, mel gibson?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:49:52 EDT (#)
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I'll have to rent it now, Caul. I love cheesy Nick Cage movies.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:48:35 EDT (#)
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last good war movie i saw?
we were soldiers, god i cried way too much in that one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:30:17 (#)
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i've heard that the most realistic war movie EVER was forrest gump
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NOooooo! It was WindTalkers! hahahah...I just can't stop laughing whenever I see that movie. For each bullets that exits Nicholas Cage's barrel, a Jap dies. At some point he actually kills 3 japs with 2 berrata bullets.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:18:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:12:58 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:26 (#)
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didn't read the book. i accidently read the prequel though and that was cool. sometimes it made me want to smack my forehead though but i'm all for killing. there is killing in the book/movie right? weird thought, if there's an albino why didn't they just get that real (i think) albino from cold mountain? he's hot even though he's all ghost like.
still haven't seen brokeback mountain. i'm afraid it'll kill the doability of jake gyllenhaal especially when the last thing i saw him in was jarhead.
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Jarhead was so boring I cried.
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I liked the book a lot, but the movie was just blah, and I can't figure out why. Good film, good effects, good actors, I don't know where they fucked up but they did.
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yes because i watched jarhead completely and totally for its cinematic value. not for the shower scene, the nice shot of jake fucking his girlfriend up against the wall or the field fuck scene. it was purely for the way they pulled off the screenplay version of a good book, not for the swinging dicks.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:37:38 (#)
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D'ont waste your time reading this drivel. For something that is more aesthetically pleasing check out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87988
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I ALREADY READ THAT AND EVEN GAVE IT +2! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM ME, TARD?
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:37:38 EDT (#)
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D'ont waste your time reading this drivel. For something that is more aesthetically pleasing check out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87988
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:31:53 EDT (#)
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Who gives a fuck, stupid film about some boring ass book.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:30:17 EDT (#)
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i've heard that the most realistic war movie EVER was forrest gump
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:29:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:23:20 (#)
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indoninja - most new war movies suck bad.
I prefer old war movies like Kelly's Heroes. Woof!
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Kelly's heroes did in fact rock.
Jarhead wasn't really a war movie. At least not a traditional one. He wasn't killing anyone or getting shot at, there wasn't that much horror or suffering. It wasn't a huge action movie. I don't think it was terrible, I just thought it was going to be a lot better.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:26:39 EDT (#)
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no way! i saw a bit of the script in Stuff magazine and it was FUNNY.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:23:20 EDT (#)
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indoninja - most new war movies suck bad.
I prefer old war movies like Kelly's Heroes. Woof!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:22:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:20:01 (#)
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clerks II should be good as well
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really? I think kevin smith has run out of money...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:22:17 EDT (#)
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Let me tell you something, kid. I've never read the Polar Express OR the Da Vinci Code, but they're the same damned thing. You got your Tom Hanks, you got your dark, forboding cinematography, you got more of your Tom Hanks, and then you got your crazy Catholics going around killing people.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:20:01 EDT (#)
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clerks II should be good as well
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:19:14 EDT (#)
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no powers. its just that the secret brotherhood who guards this secret that the vatican wants covered up, has all been murdered. and the last one one, before he died, made a clue for tom hanks to find and lead him to the next clue and so on... pretty good. much better story then 98% of other crap that gets into the movies.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:18:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:12:58 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:26 (#)
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didn't read the book. i accidently read the prequel though and that was cool. sometimes it made me want to smack my forehead though but i'm all for killing. there is killing in the book/movie right? weird thought, if there's an albino why didn't they just get that real (i think) albino from cold mountain? he's hot even though he's all ghost like.
still haven't seen brokeback mountain. i'm afraid it'll kill the doability of jake gyllenhaal especially when the last thing i saw him in was jarhead.
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Jarhead was so boring I cried.
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I liked the book a lot, but the movie was just blah, and I can't figure out why. Good film, good effects, good actors, I don't know where they fucked up but they did.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:08:55 (#)
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This book wasn't that good. it wa ok, but it was written like a video game jumping from cheesy clue to cheesy clue.
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Cheesy is right. No surprise twists whatsoever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:13:13 EDT (#)
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So the deal is that Jesus got married and had kids, and His descendants are running around today, right?
But after 60 generations, the ratio of God to Man must have been quite watered down - what kind of powers would Jesus' descendants have today?
My guess is that they can find parking sopts whenever they want to...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:12:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:26 (#)
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didn't read the book. i accidently read the prequel though and that was cool. sometimes it made me want to smack my forehead though but i'm all for killing. there is killing in the book/movie right? weird thought, if there's an albino why didn't they just get that real (i think) albino from cold mountain? he's hot even though he's all ghost like.
still haven't seen brokeback mountain. i'm afraid it'll kill the doability of jake gyllenhaal especially when the last thing i saw him in was jarhead.
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Jarhead was so boring I cried.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:08:55 EDT (#)
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This book wasn't that good. it wa ok, but it was written like a video game jumping from cheesy clue to cheesy clue.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:26 EDT (#)
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didn't read the book. i accidently read the prequel though and that was cool. sometimes it made me want to smack my forehead though but i'm all for killing. there is killing in the book/movie right? weird thought, if there's an albino why didn't they just get that real (i think) albino from cold mountain? he's hot even though he's all ghost like.
still haven't seen brokeback mountain. i'm afraid it'll kill the doability of jake gyllenhaal especially when the last thing i saw him in was jarhead.
Submitted by shrike2000 (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:01:57 EDT (#)
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I just can't say enough about how poor a work of fiction this book was.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:00:00 EDT (#)
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yeah, agreed, was a great book. looking forward to this movie.
hope they don't fuck it up.
i've been avoiding watching Cin.Man because crowe gets on my last f-ing nerve.
i might just rent that based on your review.
i better like it or i'm going to come looking for your ass.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:57:58 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the update, Big Ben.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:57:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:08 (#)
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i fucking hate the da vinci code...
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what are you one of those albinos that are all upset about the how albinos are always the bad guy in movies?? huh?
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:08 EDT (#)
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i fucking hate the da vinci code...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:44:49 EDT (#)
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i met a hot french girl on the train. she smelled bad though
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:40:39 EDT (#)
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You're probably right. I'm just not interested.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:39:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:33:36 (#)
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Hahaha "get menstrual" - way to put me in my place. I NEED A TAMPON FOR MY PUSSY-TEARS!!!1!
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that's women for ya. if i got a cut u just go out and get a bandaid. if a girl gets a cut she screams, "oh god, i got a cut, somebody help me blah, blah, blah, drama, drama."
seriously, jeanneee-sai, you've forgoten the face of your father. i set my watch and warrent on it
(taps throat 3 times)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:38:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:25:01 (#)
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she's ugly caulaincourt, get over it, the only hot french chick is that singer
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it's a question of taste buddy. you don't have to agree, just as you don't have to like the food I like. don't be like kaos-king who is supposedly an authority on who's or not.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:36:08 EDT (#)
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you do realise how tarded it is to think a movie will suck just because a lot of people are talking about it, right? or to not read a book because some dullard liked it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:35:15 EDT (#)
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ha, only one bush posts. this place is dying.
am i the only one who is noticing how howard hughesish the president is becoming? how long before he locks himself in the oval office and grows out his toenails?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:33:36 EDT (#)
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Hahaha "get menstrual" - way to put me in my place. I NEED A TAMPON FOR MY PUSSY-TEARS!!!1!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:31:52 EDT (#)
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oh okay
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:30:40 EDT (#)
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i wasn't speaking with you retro-man. that was more toward fuckface and the j-lady.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:29:18 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, and caul's chick looks like Mrs. king, of "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" fame.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:29:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65517
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:25:35 (#)
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it's fine if you don't like it, but don't get menstrual because other people do.
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but i DO like it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:25:35 EDT (#)
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it's fine if you don't like it, but don't get menstrual because other people do.
i never thought it really lived up to the hype to be honest, but it was decent enough to pass the time, and good enough to keep me until the end. that's saying something since i return alot of my books to the library after only reading 2 or 3 chapters.
...now, i'm off to check on the posts about bush and imigration, and i'm sure there are a few.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:25:01 EDT (#)
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she's ugly caulaincourt, get over it, the only hot french chick is that singer
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:23:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:22:43 (#)
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I just saw some preview for a new something with Kate Beckensale in it. A comedy maybe?
Anyway, sooooooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.
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i agree. i want to be friends with it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:22:43 EDT (#)
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I just saw some preview for a new something with Kate Beckensale in it. A comedy maybe?
Anyway, sooooooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:22:23 EDT (#)
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when i opened thwe link you put up of her, and i saw her face, i immediately thought of brook. maybe its just the camera angle or something but GODDAMNIT MY OPINION IS VALID!!!!!
*cries while masturbating*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:17:23 (#)
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http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/THEASSKICKER/Brook%20Burke.jpg
a little?
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Not at all.
GO BACK TO MASTURBATING TO LINGERIE CATALOGUES, YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:19:39 EDT (#)
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i love when people call me gay. especially when they have "badboy" in their username.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
youre a faggot. make sure you hang yourself after you waste the money on the movie. which you'll be going to by yourself, because lets face it, do you really think anyone believes that you kissed a girl during cinderella man...or ever?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:17:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:14:19 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:10:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will watch the movie simply because Audrey Tautou is in it.
*tingles own perineum*
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she's no marissa tomei though
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She's not better or worse in my opinion, she's different.
She is less plastic and she's more petite.
And her accent makes Monsieur Pénis happy.
They are both excellent rape material.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:17:23 EDT (#)
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http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/THEASSKICKER/Brook%20Burke.jpg
a little?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:16:21 EDT (#)
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her face looks like brook burke
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://audrey.tautou.info/img/audrey0004
I WILL JERK OFF IN THE THEATER!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:10:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will watch the movie simply because Audrey Tautou is in it.
*tingles own perineum*
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she's no marissa tomei though
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:12:43 EDT (#)
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by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:11:17 (#)
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I never read the book - ever since my really boring friend Ralph told me it was the best book he'd ever read, I just lost interest. Any movie surrounded by this much hype is guaranteed to suck anyway
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THAT IS AWFULLY RETARDED OF YOU
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe it's because I listened to the book-on-CD during a long business trip, but I reaaaally didn't think this book was all that great. My sister think's it's the greatest thing ever written but then again, she reads about a book a decade. Which in and of itself must say something for the book's appeal, but . . . and I say this out of love . . . as far as readers go, she's kinda working that "lowest common denominator" thing.
Not to mention, to hear the folks at church talk, you go straight to hell if you even THINK about looking at the posters for this movie.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never read the book - ever since my really boring friend Ralph told me it was the best book he'd ever read, I just lost interest. Any movie surrounded by this much hype is guaranteed to suck anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will watch the movie simply because Audrey Tautou is in it.
*tingles own perineum*
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not -2ing the post, becuase you can never mock the Davinchi Code enough. I fucking hate Dan Brown.
-2 DIE DAN NROWN YOU CUNT
+2 for whoever goes out and buys 'Holy Blood Holy Grail' +2 if you have 86 edition which is ever so slightly different. Both fucking rock though.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dan Brown writes almost as bad as the ubersite collective, seemed like most of his research was done via google, and I'm sick of hearing about such a shitty book. It is pretty sad that just choosing not to read a book isn't enough to not hear every single detail about it. By this stage everyone has either read it or has chosen not to read it, so just shut the fuck up and go enjoy it and don't talk about it, which isn't going to happen, I'm going to have to listen to fuckheads go on about the movie for months now, after already enduring the shit after the book came out.