An Ethical Dilemna of the Very Best Kind (1250 hits)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2006-05-16 12:31:26 EDT
One chicken, two chickens, three chickens...four chickens.
One of my favorite things to do in life is to prematurely count my chickens. As such, I'd like to share with you my current dilemna for your entertainment.
As anyone who knows me well will tell you, there are only a few things in life which I truely hate: one: my shitty worthless roommate; two: shitty annoying whores; and three: living in the shitty State of New Jersey.
There's not much I can do about shitty annoying whores, but it looks like numbers one and three are about to be resolved.
Friday I had an interview at for a job at a company near Boston that I've long considered my dream job. I won't tell you the name of the job because you could google it... but the job would entail about half product development, and half biomechanics research. The job is exactly the reason I choose my major in college, and pretty much exactly what I've wanted to do since I was 10 years old.
I did well at the interview. I did very well. I aced the interview. I bent the interview over and dominated the shit out of it. I planted six acres of interview on fertile Cuban soil, cultivated them for 6 months, picked them at a young age and rolled them by hand on a virgin's inner thigh in grade A Cuban tobacco and smoked it.
I got the wink and nod.
So what's the problem here? A job offer at my dream job, moving back to Massachusetts, a raise, relocation expenses paid, never see ShittyRoommateSpence ever again? Sounds pretty sweet...
Last week I was offered the opportunity to become a direct salesperson for my current company. Our company has a distributor-based salesmodel, with very few direct sales people in the country. It's an honor to be offered it...It rarely happens. I love my current company, I love this job, but it's just that New Jersey sucks. The salesdude job would be in Providence.
It's a certified, guarenteed fact that I would do extremely well at this sales job. And it's not a scummy snake-oil sales job. I'd be selling medical implants that I designed to neurosurgeons, some of the smartest people on earth. You're not going to deceive them.
And there's the money. With the sales job, it's a pretty realistic guess that I'd be making triple what I'd be making at DreamJob. It's also not inconceivable that I'd do well, and continue to grow, and own a distributorship within 5-10 years, which is all about riduclously large quantities of moo-lah.
I know I'd be happy at DreamJob. I'm pretty sure I'd be happy at SalesJob.
In 10 years at Dreamjob, I'll be one of the foremost experts in the world in the field. In 10 years at Salesjob I'll be rich as balls.
I know I'll love DreamJob. I'm pretty sure I'll love Salesjob.
I don't know what to decide.
I don't know how to go about deciding.
For love, or for money?
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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-05-26 10:40:13 EDT (#)
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Dream Job. Happiness is always more important.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:17:27 EDT (#)
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good points red and berty.
i've made my decision.
i'm going to go with....
....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:40:47 EDT (#)
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*Sad hand gesture*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:40:01 EDT (#)
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Yes, I bet he does. Hack.
Still, talking about achieving total freedom from ones desires and actually achieving it are two different things. I'm thinking sexual healing is the answer; our playboy from my last example getting a big hug whilst recieving oral stimulation whilst a recording of his mother singing a lullaby is played for example.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:33:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:31:27 (#)
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Shlongy would be happy because he is wealthy enough not to worry about money and he is married with a pleaseant family. One imagines his weekends watching his children play whilst his wife putters about doing something as he watches the telly. Perhaps he plays golf with his friends and drives home to sit and drink with his wife. They talk about what to buy their youngest for its birthday and then, when they become drowsy with drink, retire to bed where they lazily make love and fall into an untroubled sleep.
I reckon.
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You paint a lovely picture. Woody Harrelson does exactly the same thing I reckon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:31:27 EDT (#)
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Shlongy would be happy because he is wealthy enough not to worry about money and he is married with a pleaseant family. One imagines his weekends watching his children play whilst his wife putters about doing something as he watches the telly. Perhaps he plays golf with his friends and drives home to sit and drink with his wife. They talk about what to buy their youngest for its birthday and then, when they become drowsy with drink, retire to bed where they lazily make love and fall into an untroubled sleep.
I reckon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:25:11 EDT (#)
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Does Shlongy enjoy looking at his bank balance accruing at a ferocious rate - or would he rather love his job? Why not both?
I reckon this person may indeed find that he is perfectly happy with the amount of money that he would get from his dreamjob. He has focused on this job for many many years - and thinks this is what he wants.
Yet suddenly a sweaty wad is waved in front of him - and his resolve falters.
No one can predict the future (except for Elvis Costello, Brian Blessed and Sean Connery) - so it maybe that money will allow him to choose whatever social life or life style he wants.
I am living for the weekend. Again, Hard-Fi have all teh answers
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:19:56 EDT (#)
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I somewhat disagree Red. I believe that what you have outlined there is symptomatic of various neurosis and anxiety which manifests itself in pursuits similar to what you have just mentioned. For example; the man desperate to prove his virility by retelling stories of one night stands he has had. It doesn't matter how many women he stabs in the vag with his purple ronnie; he's always going to feel the need to prove himself, always going to fear the loss of respect from his peers.
Now a happy person does not have anything like this. The closest they have are preferences for different food perhaps stemming from a disturbing childhood experience (e.g. being attacked by a bully and covered in orange juice, thus never drinking orange juice ever again). They are at peace, not because of any grand elation that they feel in their lives but because they don't have all these crazy things making them miserable. They have resoloved their issues and become free. And happy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:02:35 (#)
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Bollocks Red, people need emotional stability if they're going to be happy. That means freedom from anxiety, not pandering to some peurile hoarding desire to quieten one's fear of death.
Weakness must be crushed, strength ignored and banality embraced. Heaven is The Royle Family; a stable environment with all of ones base needs accounted for where nothing ever happens and nothing is expected of one.
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Not everyone. Some people are cold and dead inside (we call these people 'The Gingers' and we fear them - and rightfully so). Anyway, obsessives can totally get by living on egg noodles and the occasional orange or vitamin tablet if they are doing something they love.
Alternatively, some people live to buy lovely bathroom sets for their guest bedroom's en suites - (which noone ever uses - let alone, lovingly leaving a skid mark on the bowl)
I yearn for an Ikea house.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:02:35 EDT (#)
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Bollocks Red, people need emotional stability if they're going to be happy. That means freedom from anxiety, not pandering to some peurile hoarding desire to quieten one's fear of death.
Weakness must be crushed, strength ignored and banality embraced. Heaven is The Royle Family; a stable environment with all of ones base needs accounted for where nothing ever happens and nothing is expected of one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:59:19 EDT (#)
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Depends on your lifestyle. If you're a reasonably work based person, then go for love. If the thought of shiny possessions is key to you - money.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:49:18 EDT (#)
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The best ethical dilemmas involve pedophiles rescuing children from burning treehouses.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:30:24 EDT (#)
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Dreamjob. Otherwise, you could get rich as balls from Salesjob, then retire early and buy your way into Dreamjob.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-05-19 03:32:01 EDT (#)
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Go with the DreamJob. It's what you've wanted to do forever.
As a music major, I've had to give up a lot just so I can learn to play my shitty instrument better. And no matter how highly paid of a job offer I get, nothing will keep me from my ultimate goal and my dream. There'll be other jobs along the way, yes, but if I had the opportunity for my dream, I'd take that over anything.
In terms of money, it doesn't seem that your dreamjob would be paying next to nothing. Just saying.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 02:41:28 EDT (#)
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post was really pretty boring
but for some reason 'dilemna' is my new favorite word
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-19 02:34:14 EDT (#)
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man that is tough. Going through the same thing myself. I would say dream job, But I Imagine your dream job will change as you get older.
But you know alot of money means your gonna have to earn it and thats a bitch too. It's a catch 22
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:17:24 EDT (#)
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M to the izzO N to the E motherfucking Y...
why?
because you can.
Women are for loving, jobs are for banking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:21:22 EDT (#)
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Money. Take the money.
There's plenty of time for the ol' "love my job" shenanigans when you have a big pile in the bank.
Take it from me- in fact, I'm the ONLY person you should listen to in this case.
I know of what I speak.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:20:09 EDT (#)
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haven't decided yet.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:55:15 EDT (#)
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Well, what did you decide?
I had a chance to go for big money once and passed it up. It would have been a lot of traveling and long long hours as in immigrant hours, fuck that. I love to travel, but hate traveling for work. I wondered at the time if I would look back on it and regret that decision, but mostly I just look back and think I dodged a bullet.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:17:25 EDT (#)
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so far it looks like
Love: 21
money: 17
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-17 07:08:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:05:03 (#)
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Oh BTW. When the fuck are you coming down to DC again? I bought a boat and I'm looking for fishing buddies.
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Please tell me you don't fish in the Potomac. That's just asking to contract phisteria (sp?).
Can't wait to go Rockfishing soon, while the water's still a bit chilly. Season's started, and everyone's pulling 35+ inchers right now.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-17 03:12:17 EDT (#)
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money.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:14:21 EDT (#)
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Love.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:45:25 EDT (#)
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You sound a lot more enthusiastic about the 'dreamjob'. When you are talking about the
'salesjob' you have no enthusiasm in your wirting
at all.
So what is your heart saying?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:31:24 EDT (#)
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New Jersey is where Carl lives. Stay there.
"You have GOT to be frikkin kiddin me".
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 19:58:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:34:37 (#)
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Still wanna talk shit?????????
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-16 19:25:14 EDT (#)
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At the end of the day, what do you really want out of life?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-16 19:17:54 EDT (#)
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Take the fucking money for fucks sake. Either way, it's a fucking job, and no matter how many people try to tell you they "love their job" they're full of shit, no-one LOVES their job, otherwise they'd spend all day, every day doing it. People LOVE the shit they get to do in their spare time, their hobbies & interests, and what helps you to be able to endulge in these pusuits? That's right... money.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:03:44 EDT (#)
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Stripers probably.
It's a 20' center console, rigged with a T and ready to go.
Email me.
terrysterling21.at.hotmail.com
We'll go a drinking in Annapolis.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:53:39 EDT (#)
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money, 'cuz you can't buy hookers with happiness.
good luck with whatever you choose.
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:46:02 EDT (#)
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Nice.
I would go with the money. Because in 10 years you will look back and wonder why you are working this used to be dream job when you could have made a butt load of money within that time at the sales job.
In the end everything is about money.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:34:37 EDT (#)
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Still wanna talk shit?????????
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 17:00:09 EDT (#)
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who cares, just get the fuck out of Jersey while you can
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:32:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:05:45 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:00:16 (#)
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dreamjob: X
salesjob: 3X
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I think you would be an idiot not to pick 3X.
Says the guy who hates fat people....
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:21:18 EDT (#)
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Dream Job
If you truly want to be happy- then dream job. Money just makes life more shiny with cool toys.
I went for money
Wish I hadn't
Now 2 years later trying to go back to dream job.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:15:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:05:03 (#)
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Oh BTW. When the fuck are you coming down to DC again? I bought a boat and I'm looking for fishing buddies.
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i'll come down and do some fishing. what kind of boat? what kind of fishing?
i'm down for whatever...as long as it involves catching fish and drinking beer and preferably eating said fish...followed by engaging in relations with women from baltimore.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:12:23 EDT (#)
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go for the dream job!!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:05:03 EDT (#)
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Oh BTW. When the fuck are you coming down to DC again? I bought a boat and I'm looking for fishing buddies.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:03:56 EDT (#)
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NJ sucks. It's the armpit of the world.
Go for the dough.
Money can't buy happiness, but it will give you a nice down payment.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:41:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:05:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:02:39 (#)
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you like jersey because you've never lived anywhere else.
when the only redeeming factor of a state is its proximaty to a big city in another state and some beaches that are filled with people of the worst variety....and a list of the shitty things of the state would be 65 pages long.... ....well...lets just say its not good.
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Testify my brother, testify.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:02:39 EDT (#)
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you like jersey because you've never lived anywhere else.
when the only redeeming factor of a state is its proximaty to a big city in another state and some beaches that are filled with people of the worst variety....and a list of the shitty things of the state would be 65 pages long.... ....well...lets just say its not good.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:52:45 EDT (#)
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Hey, I love Jersey. At least from a 16-year-old's perspective.
I took my driving test today, WOOOO
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:42:06 EDT (#)
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Collective that is. Fortunately, spelling isn't related to IQ.
Duh...
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:40:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:00:19 (#)
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Here's hoping you stay in the northeast. So many fucking yankees moving down here it's ridiculous.
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We do so much for your gene pool and collecive IQ when we migrate, and this is the thanks we get you cracker ingrate?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:37:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:21:49 EDT (#)
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For money. Odds are you'll enjoy the sales position and all that cash will let you fulfill other life dreams like going to Rome or whatever (Rome is one of mine).
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:11:44 EDT (#)
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Fuck the money. You gotta do what you love.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:11:09 EDT (#)
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Y=3?!?!?!
oh DAHAMN
Well look at it this way, either way you win.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:05:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:00:16 (#)
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dreamjob: X
salesjob: 3X
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I think you would be an idiot not to pick 3X.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:00:16 EDT (#)
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this is a good point:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
loki:
dreamjob: X
salesjob: 3X
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:52:33 EDT (#)
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if you have a chance to make a dream come true and it still seems like it is a dream why wouldn't you do it? you could probably get the other job anyway right? how often does the dreamjob offer come along?
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:44:30 EDT (#)
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DreamJob. Always go for the DreamJob if you can get it. You don't need to be rich as balls, just as long as you make enough money to not be poor, which it doesn't sound like would be the situation with DreamJob. Be happy, be well off.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:39:15 EDT (#)
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I JUST REALIZED I DON'T HAVE A DREAMJOB!!!!!
I hate my job... so I would have to say go for somethin that you love.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:22:09 EDT (#)
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Do what you love and the money will follow.
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:18:41 EDT (#)
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Dreamjob, esp. if you think you'll be that big in the field in a few years. You probably will be making the money then, not to mention travel for lectures maybe? that kinda awesomeness. Go for that. SalesJob sounds like it will eat up your life and leave no time to enjoy the cash anyway.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:15:48 EDT (#)
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DreamJob. ALWAYS choose DreamJob.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:13:46 EDT (#)
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Personally, I would rather have my fingernails pulled out one by one that work in sales, but that's just me.
Looking at this objectively, how well does Dream Job pay versus Sales Job? I don't mean that you have to spit out dollar amounts because damnit we're Americans and Americans will tell you their penis length, show you a rash on their ass, and give you a detailed recount of how they lost their virginity but we will
NOT
TELL
YOU
HOW
MUCH
MONEY
WE
MAKE
Cause that's just too personal.
So say the Dream Job pays X and Sales Job pays XY where Y is a real number.
The question comes down to whether X is an adequate amount of money to allow you to have the lifestyle to which you want to become accustomed.
either that or this:
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:38:17 (#)
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Couldn't you take DreamJob and if it doesn't work out, then you call up SalesJob and Salesman your way back in.
Besides, what are you going to do, be buried with your money? New Jersey smells anyway.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:10:50 EDT (#)
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Dreamjob
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:04:13 EDT (#)
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Dreamjob.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:47 EDT (#)
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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:03:08 EDT (#)
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I planted six acres of interview on fertile Cuban soil, cultivated them for 6 months, picked them at a young age and rolled them by hand on a virgin's inner thigh in grade A Cuban tobacco and smoked it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:02:41 EDT (#)
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I'd be likely to say money one day and then dreamjob the next, but I'm short on cash and it sucks ass so you should try to get rich if you can.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:00:33 EDT (#)
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Money cannot buy happiness.
But it can buy LOTS of REALLY COOL OTHER SHIT.
That is if you life is all about, you know, being a consumer.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:00:19 EDT (#)
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Here's hoping you stay in the northeast. So many fucking yankees moving down here it's ridiculous.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:55 EDT (#)
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Dreamjob
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:42 EDT (#)
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If your dream job won't put you in the poor house, do that. Don't be greedy.
Submitted by shrike2000 (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:30 EDT (#)
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Go for the money!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:56:26 EDT (#)
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which one do you want to do for the rest of your working life?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:54:21 EDT (#)
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Sales job will get you all the finer quality bitches. Ever see that picture on the net where the hot bitch in the thong is holding hands walking next to a pool or something with a big fat fucking douche? Yeah, that fat fucking douche took the sales job.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:53:47 EDT (#)
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Take the money. Then what you do is you buy a fucking vacation home. a really really fuckin' big vacation home.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:49:22 EDT (#)
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Go for the $$$$
you can buy TONS of love with that!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:46:44 EDT (#)
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"I bent the interview over and dominated the shit out of it."
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:45:15 EDT (#)
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What, no one cheers for dreams anymore? It's all about the money now?
Tim, I'd pick happiness anyday, hands down, over money. Peace of mind and inner happiness is priceless.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:43:20 EDT (#)
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Money. Retire early and be done with the rat-race.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:39:11 EDT (#)
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Step 1: stop spelling dilemma with a silent n.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:38:36 EDT (#)
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IT'S NOT REALLY A FOR LOVE OR MONEY ISSUE IS IT YOU TINY HEADED MORON?
But seriously it's not like you are going to hate the one that pays more is it?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:38:17 EDT (#)
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Couldn't you take DreamJob and if it doesn't work out, then you call up SalesJob and Salesman your way back in.
Besides, what are you going to do, be buried with your money? New Jersey smells anyway.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:37:42 EDT (#)
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Mlovey?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:37:07 EDT (#)
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That's a tough one... I say for love since I hate NJ also.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:35:20 EDT (#)
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Money buys prostitutes, prostitutes replaces love.
Simple.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:35:09 EDT (#)
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money