Who Needs Phone Taps? (482 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.33 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by crsunlimited (View user info) at 2006-05-16 15:03:42 EDT
I'm getting pretty tired of reading about the NSA and how they are taking away our privacy. I am not a terrorist and I have nothing to hide in any of my phone conversations. So why do I care that someone I don't know, and who doesn't know me, is hearing that I need to pick up a list of items at the store. I think all the NSA really needs to do is just read Ubersite. There is so much stuff shared on this site it makes phone taps look obsolete.
Plus they can wonder if THE BOSH MAN is sending out codes of attack. Think about it. Earl Scruggs could be code for Al Qaeda, cigarettes could be code for bombs, and what Bosh is doing could be the plan of attack.
So if you read The BOSH Man! Gets Along with SCRUGGS!!. You will no doubt be lead to the same conclusion that any NSA agent should get:
Ninja Turtles secret layer is in the sewers
The BOSH MAN and Scruggs Lit up 12 cigarettes while they where in the turtle's secret layer
On there way out BOSH MAN lit 3 cigarettes and shoved 2 up Scruggs' Ass.
We know the Turtles live in New York. So that means that there are 12 armed bombs in the sewers of New York, an Al Qaeda suicide bomber with 2 armed bombs shoved up his ass, and one more armed bomb with THE BOSH MAN himself.
I only hope that the NSA can find all the bombs before a tragedy can occur.
Then again maybe it isn't THE BOSH MAN, but perhaps the user known as Grimm.
Grimm is always referring to a dude that lives upstairs. Could that be a metaphor for Allah? Is it possible that the gifts The Dude is leaving him, and he leaves for The Dude are code for components to bombs? For example:
"A shoebox with four flathead screwdrivers in it, all the same size and with matching handles."
I just don't know what that could be, but maybe the boys at the NSA could figure it out.
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To: THE BOSH MAN
I mean you no disrespect. I enjoy reading your posts. There is a dark side to me that finds them funny. Keep up the good work. Long live THE BOSH MAN.
To: Grimm
I mean you no disrespect either. I love your dude posts, they where the highlight of my week. You need to come back to Uber.
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
in the magical land where you come from does shit smell like daisies and do fat chicks get laid by sober men? based on your decision to post this, i'm guessing the answer to that question is a resounding 'hell yeah!'
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss Grimm - that lucky bastard is tapping soem fine ass right now, I am sure.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boshman sucks
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87954
The fuck?