Dolphins and their role in Science (900 hits)
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Submitted by katie <katieXdoll.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-16 21:12:53 EDT
Since I shared my secret knowledge of dolphins and what they do to help the world with Spencey, I figured you all can know too. By the way, I wrote the amazing story on Nam and the duck meme which continues to be one of Spencers best submits.
spoonerpsu: *cries*
katiexdoll: its ok
katiexdoll: we cant all be super kewl and smart like me
katiexdoll: *laughs at your sadness*
spoonerpsu: If only we could. =(
katiexdoll: maybe in the future
katiexdoll: theyll make some advancements
spoonerpsu: How? How could they possibly?
katiexdoll: research and magic grants
katiexdoll: donations
katiexdoll: dolphins
katiexdoll: mapping brain patterns
katiexdoll: you know, that sort of thing
spoonerpsu: dolphins?
katiexdoll: dolphins are really smart
katiexdoll: all good science involves atleast 1 dolphin
spoonerpsu: What about the creation of a vaccine for polio?
katiexdoll: dolphins were involved
katiexdoll: they played an important role
spoonerpsu: How?
katiexdoll: they were cute and gave the scientist hope
katiexdoll: they also provided petri dishes
katiexdoll: and magical seaweed
spoonerpsu: The petri dishes were made out of dolphins?
katiexdoll: no!
spoonerpsu: They shoulda been!
katiexdoll: they found petri dishes and gave them to the scientists
katiexdoll: fuck no
katiexdoll: thats just wrong
spoonerpsu: Where do the dolphins get the petri dishes?
katiexdoll: petri surplus stores and second hand shops
spoonerpsu: Couldn't the scientists just get them themselves?
katiexdoll: that would take too much time
spoonerpsu: But dolphins can't go on land.
katiexdoll: dolphins always get discounts also
spoonerpsu: And they don't have money, or thumbs.
katiexdoll: if they have on land suits they can
katiexdoll: you dont need thumbs to get petri dishes
katiexdoll: they carried them in their mouths
spoonerpsu: But not a lot.
katiexdoll: yes
katiexdoll: mouths are bigger than thumbs
spoonerpsu: True
katiexdoll: i know
spoonerpsu: Dolphins are stupid.
katiexdoll: your just jealous
katiexdoll: cause you dont help scientists
katiexdoll: on a daily basis
spoonerpsu: Am not! Prove it!
spoonerpsu: Yes I do.
katiexdoll: dolphins help on hourly basiss also
katiexdoll: you cant
katiexdoll: because you have school and a family
katiexdoll: dolphins are very devoted to science
katiexdoll: some of them have lab coats
katiexdoll: you dont
spoonerpsu: How come I've never heard of this before?
katiexdoll: its classified
katiexdoll: duh
spoonerpsu: Lame
katiexdoll: jealous
katiexdoll: of me and the dolphins
katiexdoll: you have some very heavy issues
katiexdoll: anything negative you say you really feel about your self
spoonerpsu: What if I said dolphins were great people?
katiexdoll: thats not negative
spoonerpsu: Good point.
katiexdoll: so you mean it about the dolhins
katiexdoll: **dolphins
spoonerpsu: I concede. =(
katiexdoll: i win
katiexdoll: yay
katiexdoll: *hugs*
spoonerpsu: *shame*
katiexdoll: aww its ok
katiexdoll: you know why
katiexdoll: cause motorcycles are fuckin EVERYWHERE
spoonerpsu: *fucks a dolphin*
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-29 07:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-29 02:08:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by flamingowrath (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:55:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
it was funny. people need a sense of humor. i mean, just the word dolphin is funny. ah, another fabulous word of the english language.
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Fuck you, you piece of shit alter.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:11:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 16:01:00 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:30:23 (#)
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I hate when people post their IM conversations and expect anyone to care enough to read them
Submitted by flamingowrath (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:55:17 EDT (#)
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it was funny. people need a sense of humor. i mean, just the word dolphin is funny. ah, another fabulous word of the english language.
Submitted by flamingowrath (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:52:21 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:50:33 EDT (#)
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I'm not reading allll that
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:40:01 EDT (#)
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ouch
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 16:01:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:30:23 (#)
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I hate when people post their IM conversations and expect anyone to care enough to read them.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:24:31 EDT (#)
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Why the hell are people giving this positive ratings? This sucked.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-17 07:00:15 EDT (#)
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i hate everyone named spencer.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-17 05:22:15 EDT (#)
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fag
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-17 04:36:18 EDT (#)
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What a stinking bag of dolphin shit.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:49:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/64955
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:39:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:35:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87050
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:29:36 EDT (#)
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i might want to look into that.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:27:08 EDT (#)
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are you sure? i think that's why he was such a good shortstop.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:25:20 EDT (#)
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DICK GROATS? no, its not named after dick groats.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:24:13 EDT (#)
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wasn't groat's syndrome named after that shortstop?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:23:27 EDT (#)
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ITS EASY FOR YOU TO BE ALOOF BUT MY FUTURE IS BLEAK BECAUSE OF THE SYNDROME. THERS JUST NO FUNDING FOR RESEARCH. :(
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:09:18 (#)
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its a HUUUGE DEAL spooner! cant you see? cant you see what a big deal it is man? from one human being to another, i am asking you, WHY?
i feel like i should tell you. i have a syndrome, its... groats syndrome. just so you know
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Nah, man, don't worry about it. Seriously. It won't matter in the future.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:09:18 EDT (#)
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its a HUUUGE DEAL spooner! cant you see? cant you see what a big deal it is man? from one human being to another, i am asking you, WHY?
i feel like i should tell you. i have a syndrome, its... groats syndrome. just so you know
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:02:46 (#)
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but MY rating means that I dont think its funny, doodles. its okay that you do or that spooner does. i dont think it was funny and i'm not the only one.
spooner, i am taking this EXTREMELY personal. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHY?? because i dont think this future cat lady is funny? because i dont share your unique and personal sense of humor. so sorry!
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Don't worry about it man. It's not a big deal.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:41:47 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:38:40 (#)
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OH WAIT, YOU ARE THE SKAG THAT SPOONER SAYS IS FUNNIER THAN MOST OF UBERSITE. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY SINCE THE MAJORITY OF THIS SITE ARE RETARDED HELMUT WEARING BRUTES.
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That would be me, but it would also by you retro. hell, that IS everyone on this site except electro, and possibly bosh, cyst and beeb.
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Pardone' MOI?????
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:02:46 EDT (#)
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but MY rating means that I dont think its funny, doodles. its okay that you do or that spooner does. i dont think it was funny and i'm not the only one.
spooner, i am taking this EXTREMELY personal. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHY?? because i dont think this future cat lady is funny? because i dont share your unique and personal sense of humor. so sorry!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-16 23:01:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:59:56 EDT (#)
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katiexdoll: cause motorcycles are fuckin EVERYWHERE
^^ I don't know if this is a local or national thing, but there are signs in our neighborhood that say this. Apparently they're supposed to warn people about not hitting motorcyclists, but all it does is make me think of like a motorcycle conspiracy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:57:45 EDT (#)
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It was the fact that this was so retarded that I liked it, like I like electro. It's funny in a stupid not funny way.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:48:10 (#)
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I realise that doodles. i'm just saying that this post was dumb. whether me or you are dumb or not doesnt matter. shouldn't you be paying method to like you or something so he makes you cool like in that movie and you are the lawn mowing dorky kid and method is that hot piece of ass? and guess what. GUESS WHAT?!?!?!? he falls for you but you let being cool go to your head you silly little bitch. you ruined it. that was the worst when he spilled that wine on the suade outfit. his mom was so pissed.
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I would beg to differ, their were some random lines that cracked me up, not like Circe or TTOM do but I have diffrent expectations for diffrent people, a few chioce lines were:
katiexdoll: cause motorcycles are fuckin EVERYWHERE
spoonerpsu: *fucks a dolphin* ( I had to resist putting al ink to animated dolphin fucking in response to that)
katiexdoll: they were cute and gave the scientist hope
katiexdoll: they also provided petri dishes
katiexdoll: and magical seaweed
I say it's the shock value that made me enjoy this, or it could be I'm retarded but I thought it was good.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:56:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:52:34 (#)
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why is that?
OH NO A -2!!
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No, I just think you suck is all. Nothing personal.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:52:34 EDT (#)
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why is that?
OH NO A -2!!
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:38:40 (#)
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OH WAIT, YOU ARE THE SKAG THAT SPOONER SAYS IS FUNNIER THAN MOST OF UBERSITE. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY SINCE THE MAJORITY OF THIS SITE ARE RETARDED HELMUT WEARING BRUTES. THIS IS NOT FUNNY, THE DUCK TALE WAS NOT FUNNY. DUCKTALES OH WOO OOO. AND I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BUT TYPING OUT THE DUCKTALES THING MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. NOW STFU AND MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY. I KNOW YOU CAN, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR VOICE LIKE AL GORE DID WITH THAT GLOBAL WARMING DOCUMENTARY. GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU AND SPOONER LAUGH AND LAUGH AT THE SHIT YOU SAY DOESN'T MEAN YOUR AUDIANCE WILL LIKE IT. MAKE UP POSTS ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS BEING A FAG HAG AND OTHER FUNNY THINGS LIKE THAT. I DIDNT MEAN TO TYPE THIS IN ALL CAPS. SORRY BOUT THAT.
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You suck.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:48:10 EDT (#)
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I realise that doodles. i'm just saying that this post was dumb. whether me or you are dumb or not doesnt matter. shouldn't you be paying method to like you or something so he makes you cool like in that movie and you are the lawn mowing dorky kid and method is that hot piece of ass? and guess what. GUESS WHAT?!?!?!? he falls for you but you let being cool go to your head you silly little bitch. you ruined it. that was the worst when he spilled that wine on the suade outfit. his mom was so pissed.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:38:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH WAIT, YOU ARE THE SKAG THAT SPOONER SAYS IS FUNNIER THAN MOST OF UBERSITE. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY SINCE THE MAJORITY OF THIS SITE ARE RETARDED HELMUT WEARING BRUTES.
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That would be me, but it would also by you retro. hell, that IS everyone on this site except electro, and possibly bosh, cyst and beeb.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH WAIT, YOU ARE THE SKAG THAT SPOONER SAYS IS FUNNIER THAN MOST OF UBERSITE. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY SINCE THE MAJORITY OF THIS SITE ARE RETARDED HELMUT WEARING BRUTES. THIS IS NOT FUNNY, THE DUCK TALE WAS NOT FUNNY. DUCKTALES OH WOO OOO. AND I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE BUT TYPING OUT THE DUCKTALES THING MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. NOW STFU AND MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY. I KNOW YOU CAN, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND YOUR VOICE LIKE AL GORE DID WITH THAT GLOBAL WARMING DOCUMENTARY. GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT FUNNY. JUST BECAUSE YOU AND SPOONER LAUGH AND LAUGH AT THE SHIT YOU SAY DOESN'T MEAN YOUR AUDIANCE WILL LIKE IT. MAKE UP POSTS ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS BEING A FAG HAG AND OTHER FUNNY THINGS LIKE THAT. I DIDNT MEAN TO TYPE THIS IN ALL CAPS. SORRY BOUT THAT.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:31:46 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:29:27 (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:17:43 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:50:22 (#)
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Also +2 because you gave me his YIM, with which I can now find his adress, phone number, and or any other information I want. </stalker>
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I woulda just given them to you if I knew you intended the information for buttsecks.
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Half the fun is in the stalking/druging/kidnapping though.
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But then you're all tired out and can't actually have any buttsecks.
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We could the next day, and every other day that I keep you chained in my closet ( I would say basement, but I'm poor), I'd even let you do AHTT posts in your closet.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:31:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:29:27 (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:17:43 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:50:22 (#)
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Also +2 because you gave me his YIM, with which I can now find his adress, phone number, and or any other information I want. </stalker>
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I woulda just given them to you if I knew you intended the information for buttsecks.
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Half the fun is in the stalking/druging/kidnapping though.
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But then you're all tired out and can't actually have any buttsecks.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:17:43 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Also +2 because you gave me his YIM, with which I can now find his adress, phone number, and or any other information I want. </stalker>
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I woulda just given them to you if I knew you intended the information for buttsecks.
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Half the fun is in the stalking/druging/kidnapping though.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:23:23 (#)
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haha, you kids and your buttsex. what will they think of next.
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Rimming.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:23:23 EDT (#)
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haha, you kids and your buttsex. what will they think of next.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:50:22 (#)
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Also +2 because you gave me his YIM, with which I can now find his adress, phone number, and or any other information I want. </stalker>
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I woulda just given them to you if I knew you intended the information for buttsecks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:06:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:02:29 EDT (#)
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I really enjoyed the hell out of this.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:53:05 EDT (#)
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Spencey I love that...
Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey Spencey
...I have no life <weeps emo tears>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:50:22 EDT (#)
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Also +2 because you gave me his YIM, with which I can now find his adress, phone number, and or any other information I want. </stalker>
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:48:01 EDT (#)
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All right, IM conversations suck, but I want to have teh ghey buttsecks with Spenccer and this was sort of kind of funny.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:44:26 EDT (#)
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fucktard
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:43:51 EDT (#)
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Here's a better idea.
Blow me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:40:14 EDT (#)
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No one here FUCKING CARES!!!! Can't you kids understand that??
Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:30:23 EDT (#)
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I hate when people post their IM conversations and expect anyone to care enough to read them.
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:29:40 EDT (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:26:15 EDT (#)
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*zzzzzzz*
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:16:02 EDT (#)
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Motorcycls are EVERYWHERE