How many Mexicans did YOU shoot today? (796 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -0.61 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tim Censored (View user info) at 2006-05-17 07:43:50 EDT
I say we do away with that crap awful fence that doesn't keep anyone out. What a waste of time. What we can do is to get some Ruskies in and build a good ol' Berlin Wall. Then put tanks on our side. Any fat fuck of a Mexican named Tony gets holed. As simple as that.
We should be allowed to shoot illegals because they're erm... doing something illegal. Duh. Just hang a bigass sign there saying "Illegals will be shot" and we'll be free to do what we want. Let's protect this joint from those welfare leeches.
As if niggers aren't enough. Fuck it, let's chase them niggers to Mexico while we're at it.
Do your patriotic duty, shoot an illegal today!
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 19:04:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:01:11 EDT (#)
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I have a better solution:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87620
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:25:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:27:47 (#)
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All of you dipshits are just going
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without countering why we can't have strict, lethel control against ILLEGAL immigrants. Next thing I know, you fuckers will be saying murderers should be "reformed" instead of thrown in a ditch. Fucking bleeding hearts.
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Basic human rights, shitbreath. You remember that thing people refer to as the second world war? Yeah, that dude, Adolf Hitler, he tried to do something a little bit like this.
Du sollst in holle brennen.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:47:42 EDT (#)
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Stabkill you suck at "outing" yourself.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:37:26 EDT (#)
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Somehow, I don't buy Stabkill "outing" himself like that. How many alters have I taken credit for with that technique?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:26:11 EDT (#)
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Oops.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:25:52 EDT (#)
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I am not an alter. Keep those fucking mexicans out of here!
You are a bunch of asshole that just assume everyone is an alter that posts their open opinion in a way which you fucknuts get tears in your eyes about.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:16:33 EDT (#)
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Hey, don't sweat it I don't think I could pull off an alter either. I think only Method can get away with it.
Maybe we should built a big wall of ice and send people sworn to take no wife and father no bastards to guard it.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:58:35 EDT (#)
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Forgot to rate this shitty alter.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:58:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:27:47 (#)
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All of you dipshits are just going
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without countering why we can't have strict, lethel control against ILLEGAL immigrants. Next thing I know, you fuckers will be saying murderers should be "reformed" instead of thrown in a ditch. Fucking bleeding hearts.
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Awww, did some beaner take away the janitor job you wanted so badly? Or maybe take that orange picking position?
Shooting them is WAY too harsh. Forcefully throwing them over the border following a series of swift kicks in the ass seems to do it. And if that doesn't work, put a bunch of big dogs near the border. Everyone knows minorities are afraid of dogs.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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All of you dipshits are just going
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
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without countering why we can't have strict, lethel control against ILLEGAL immigrants. Next thing I know, you fuckers will be saying murderers should be "reformed" instead of thrown in a ditch. Fucking bleeding hearts.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:25:36 EDT (#)
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Greening's?
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:16:27 EDT (#)
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Who's alter is this?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:06:38 EDT (#)
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No, this was not great and you are a shitty alter. If you're going to try stirring shit, at least try to be creative. Don't feel bad though. You tried. Some people just can't pull off alters. I'm one of those people, so I know what it's like. I know, you want to get out there, be a little controversial and confrontational and really rile people up - get under their skin. Hey man, I've been there. But the thing is YOU JUST SUCK at it, so stop doing it. Okay? Great. Thanks.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:49:56 (#)
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I only shot -2 today.
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What's a negative shot at an illegal immigrant? Does that mean you helped 2 across the border? Or that you got shot twice by two mexicans at a Waffle House?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:01:25 EDT (#)
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It's a good thing your mom taught you that only your opinion counts, then.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:57:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck you assholes this was great!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:52:04 EDT (#)
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Pure genius
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:49:56 EDT (#)
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I only shot -2 today.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:38:06 EDT (#)
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ps. Alter.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:37:45 EDT (#)
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Man, you were so original with this. I've never read anything like this anywhere else. You are a master satirist.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:31:39 EDT (#)
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TheSpook: Was not a Mexican. Was a nigger. Only niggers shoot at people. Mexicans just laze around.
loki: What the fuck are you blabbering on about? Be coherent before you *try* to make a point.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed. hard. here's a +2.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-17 08:22:14 EDT (#)
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What if we could just assholes, that would clear the air here in norteamericana.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-17 07:48:46 EDT (#)
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I thought a Mexican shot at me on my drive to work.
Fortunately, it was just his landscaping truck backfiring like a shotgun blast.