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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2006-05-17 12:59:01 EDT


this is the best i can do. it's a really shitty picture, shittier than the one of me making a stupid face. it's at least proof that i'm unphotogenic. same chick, same day, same me. this was NOT just taken three seconds ago because i don't have a) a camera phone, b) a camera with me, c) the willingness to go out and get either just for your pleasure.

notice, same eyes, blue same, same shaped eyebrows. no glasses.

notice, same pastiness.

notice, same freaking "shit on my face" ie, the right eyebrow.

notice, i have a neck. it's below my jaw and slightly above the line of my very plain shirt.

gimme 8 months and $10k for a boob job and i'll go try to look like kristy swan.

and now i'm self conscious about my nose.

i really really really do hate you all.

assholes.

die.

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My leg fell asleep because I looked at this.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope you get something non-vibrating for your birthday...

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hear the redheads eat up all the nitrogen in the soil, so follow them up with blondes. This is going to be fucking funny.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ROTTING OYSTER.JPG

Jesus Christ that's funny. Damn you, Caulaincourt.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's not a bad idea, actually, Mario. My latest batch of alters was just approved. It's a bitch to get the process going, you know, now that I have to stagger them, like crops.

Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So she's not a supermodel, so what. +2 for knowing what was going to happen and still having the big brass ones to do it.

Here's what happens on Uber:
1) girl is unattractive: she gets ripped on mercilessly
2) girl is average looking: she gets called an ugly cunt
3) girl is HOT: some people still thinks she's ugly and a legion of horny fucks kiss up to her ("hey, need help with that? Want some dick?")
4) Method posts as a hot girl and laughs at all the e-mails he gets. Method subsequently publishes said e-mails and we all get a good laugh.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no hard feelings, mmmmkay Katy?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77


Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

haha no merlina. well i did call them fucking nuts. if they didn't shut up i was known to ball up paper and stuff it in mouths.
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this would make you attractive even if you DID weigh 500 pounds

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Interesting.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha no merlina. well i did call them fucking nuts. if they didn't shut up i was known to ball up paper and stuff it in mouths.

naughty purposes, invisibility.

practical use, flying, superhuman strength, or like the human torch or something involving flame. possibly gambit. ok no more xmen for me now.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well? Answer me woman.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:49:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm the little girl that beats those girls up or calls them fucking nuts.

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I'm assuming/hoping you are joking about this

Mostly because it sounds rather juvenile..

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
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This here, is the funniest thing Caul has ever said. By miles. It is damn funny mind

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

superpower for naughty purposes or superpower because it's awesome?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your hair is nicer than mine, but only just.

Spot question: if you could have any super power what would it be?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:38:11 (#)
Ranking: 0

are you one of these little girls who feigns low self-esteem to fish for compliments from others, at any desperate price? i have a sister who does this, and it's not as if i know you at all, but if that is the case, it's pretty fuckin sad sweetheart
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no, for the most part i have a balanced view of myself. i know where my assets lie and where the majority of my faults are. i'm the little girl that beats those girls up or calls them fucking nuts.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 05:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<Terror>

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are you one of these little girls who feigns low self-esteem to fish for compliments from others, at any desperate price? i have a sister who does this, and it's not as if i know you at all, but if that is the case, it's pretty fuckin sad sweetheart

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 04:03:20 (#)
Ranking: -1

Have you got anything else to say apart from what you look like?

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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 01:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKING SHIT

Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-18 19:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-18 19:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Katy, I adore you, but you have to lay off the meth.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:44:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd rather shag Pat Butcher.
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Harsh







fair

Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd rather shag Pat Butcher.

Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B@W.

Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for the post
+2 for this reply
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
___________________

Thank Caul for your zero.



Funniest fucking thing I've read in a while.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if it makes you feel better i was naturally born with black hair and i've naturally had every color hair possible for a white person at some point in my life.


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's kinda scary how much you look like... someone...

You're not a natural black haired beauty?! I feel cheated!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

just when that travesty falls off most heated you do this.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have a bad left knee. i can hyper extend both my knees and so the tendons and ligaments and such around them are really loose and that means if i move the wrong way or get the wrong kind of leverage i can, not purposefully, dislocate my knee which hurts like a fucking bitch. yesterday i just went to step over a pile of crap that i'm organizing and however i bent/lifted my knee made it come out and if i hadn't caught myself i probably would've torn something again which is what the first injury was like 12 years ago. however, i managed to do it twice so i limped myself home and put some ice on it and put my brace on.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if we met in real life, i'd be very nice to you though. the internet is cool like that

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon Katy... Don't let Method, Caul and Retro win.
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you've seen our pictures, and you've seen hers. we won before we typed anything on this post

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

so this is what happens when a girl dislocates her knee twice and goes home early to ice it. victory is declared on method's side. jesus...
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so you dislocated it, and then, relocated it?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

also lemme just say,

LIFE IS A CABARET MY FRIEND!!!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so this is what happens when a girl dislocates her knee twice and goes home early to ice it. victory is declared on method's side. jesus...

yeah i gotta say caul's been relatively nice. he must be having an off month.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon Katy... Don't let Method, Caul and Retro win.
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I didn't do anything.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you look like jonathon davis , the guy from korn...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no matter what anyone else says Katy here still has the coolest job out of any of us.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But you forgot to change your shirt.

okay, that was mean. To compensate I'll warn you about the Zulu hiding behind the leopard.


Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I keep thinking there is a flying ladder whizzing by in the background.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to bet she wud have gotten way more offensive comments if she made it look like she gave a shit. Congrats on having the balls not to pose, not to care and still take a pic and post it on the worlds most unforgiving website. Most camwhores on here probably spend 2 or 3 hours making sure they look cool/sexy/wacky enough to post.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd still do ya.




Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

AND ITS A DASH, NOT AN UNDERSCORE YOU FUCKING SLUT
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I believe that was my underscore sir!

My God Katy, why?

Get a camera, get some sun, get an angle that makes you look a little less like a bucket of yuck!


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 04:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just in case anyone was wondering

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88018

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 04:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

don't hate everybody

Just hate me.




Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 04:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Have you got anything else to say apart from what you look like?

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-05-17 23:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This should be NSFW.

Cunt.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:09:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

this site is pretty funny.
apparently it takes superhuman strength for some people to ignore posts
that they dont want to see.
instead, they are forced by the power of satan to repeatedly view the
offensive post, and also to review it.
what a terrible fate.


you should know not to get offended by anything anyone says
around here.

and youre not that bad looking, although this is
a bad picture. i think tans and makeup are way overrated, and
im sure a lot of other guys do also.

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Yep...

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think there is a map of Australia on your right-side forehead.
Sorry. Write a story....Oh wait...Not good for hits? Shit!!


Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this site is pretty funny.
apparently it takes superhuman strength for some people to ignore posts
that they dont want to see.
instead, they are forced by the power of satan to repeatedly view the
offensive post, and also to review it.
what a terrible fate.


you should know not to get offended by anything anyone says
around here.

and youre not that bad looking, although this is
a bad picture. i think tans and makeup are way overrated, and
im sure a lot of other guys do also.


Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-05-17 21:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why??

Why would you subject yourself to this???

Ubersite is a very unforgiving place...

Valle con dios my pasty unattractive friend... I am sure you won't be back.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 21:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha I think we drove her away. I'm sure she's cried several times today. THis is all Rads fault, by the way, he caused her to post this. Don't blame me and Caul and that 80 pound midget Retrospect, we're innocent bystanders.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-17 20:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A couple more camwhore posts and you'll be on the MVA in no time.
I'd rather read a good story.


Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHOA

Either thats an exeptionally bad pic or the other is an expetionally goo dpi.

godsan kyboard slowly breaking...

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

besides, she said she "really really really hates you all." she hurt MY feelings first!




Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she probably just went to schedule that chemical peal that she desperately needs.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

C'mon Katy... Don't let Method, Caul and Retro win.

Get on here and throw some shit back at them.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ugly folk dont HAVE feelings method

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-17 19:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Great, Urbane's back.

Do us a favour and don't let pictures of your festy, disease riddled cunt show up all over the front page.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 18:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think we hurt her feelings, guys = (

Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-05-17 18:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Salicyclic acid, please.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-17 18:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you attention whore.

I puked when I saw your last post on heated for a fucking century.

I'll puke again if your ugly mug and no content accomplish the same ridiculous feat.



I have a bucket cause I'm prepared. Uber's full of fucking idiots. join the masses, vagina face.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 18:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Still would, given my druthers and some of yours

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've only got one word for you.... concealer!!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-17 17:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You look more like a meth-head every time! :D

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 16:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubersite is responsible for low self esteem issues all over the world.

I kinda feel bad for being so mean to you now.

KINDA.

But it'll do you good, you develop a very thick skin hanging around here.



Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-17 16:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hoo boy.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you should try this crazy new thing called SMILING.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty eyes, good brows.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88043

may god have mercy on our souls...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

what whorish behavior on your part young katy.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FINE!

I Don't Care! I'll Say It!!!

*clenches fists*

"Katy, I'd still do you."



There... Bring On The Hate!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Speaking of "making the world go round", why don't we make the proper arrangements for you to take a spin around my cock and balls sometime, Toots.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:46:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is a pervert and chinese baby rapist

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NONONONO!!!!!! Remember, the Chinese Baby was a vampire! It had no reflection!

Bart was attacked and drained of his blood, turning him into a creature of the night!

Bart is now TeH Nosferatu!!! FLEE!!!!!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 15:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wasn't the one he posted bigger?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I had to change the trash can i just vomited in.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

G-Prime: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85715


Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/assets/images/t_mask1.jpg



i knew i knew you.




Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LINK DAMN IT

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Katy, honey...

What were you thinking posting this?

I would say more, but Caul and Method would just make it worse.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bart is a pervert and chinese baby rapist

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 picture of girl
-1 no bare breasts

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like your eyes.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:16:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I have hair, i just shave it, there's a difference.

Wish I could reach my back though, THAT just looks downright odd on the beach, let me tell ya


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i chortled and snorted.

right right, you dont shave your nipples, you shave AROUND them.

um. i still need the link to that picture.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:15:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

I found another picture of this broad on myspace

http://www.nymethod.com/images/cheri3.jpg
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HAHA, I actually spit out my coffee, you genius you!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay i get to participate in the popularity circle jerk.

ah fuck its going to get negative ratings, just because its me who posted it. thats how popular i am.

AND I DONT INTEND TO CHANGE IT

do i come off as caring about uber-popularity? because i dont. i just have nothing better to do.

but doesnt denying my obsession with uber-popularity in fact confirm that i DO CARE?

you tell me.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have hair, i just shave it, there's a difference.

Wish I could reach my back though, THAT just looks downright odd on the beach, let me tell ya

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

IM NOT A FAGGOT I HAVE HAIR ON MY CHEST

HAIRLESS GREEK FUCKING FAGBIT

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I found another picture of this broad on myspace

http://www.nymethod.com/images/cheri3.jpg

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

and dont jerk off to my picture, faggot

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I GUESS ITS A RACE ISNT IT THEN



SOMEBODY LINK ME THE GODDAM PICTURE OF HIS HAIRLESS TORSO



WHY DIDNT I SAVE IT WHEN I WAS JERKING OFF


OOPS

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AND ITS A DASH, NOT AN UNDERSCORE YOU FUCKING SLUT

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU HAVE ENOUGH HITS AND POPULARITY AROUND HERE GIMME A FUCKING CHANCE IN THE UBER CIRCLE JERK GOD DAMN IT

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im workin on it, G_Prime, lemme DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:58:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Can one of you Photoshop geniuses put Katy's head atop Method's hairless torso?
THAT would make a great pic.


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Link to the picture?

Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Method is pretty hot though... I wouldn't mind dreaming about him ;)

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh.

Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HE'S DEFINITELY PRETTIER

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus i think method's got bigger boobs than i do.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll fuckin kill you, Jonny

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Next time? Are we going to make this a weekly thing?
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no i figure it's good for one more around labor day.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can one of you Photoshop geniuses put Katy's head atop Method's hairless torso?
THAT would make a great pic.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THERE SO MUCH PAIN IN THOSE EYES

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uh... yeah but i'm neither.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Next time? Are we going to make this a weekly thing?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

of which she is neither, so it's a moot point

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no make-up. it just makes it harder to discern the naturally hot ones from the fake hot ones.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, except for a bad hair day she looks entirely normal.

uber is like elementary school.

someone shows something

someone else makes fun of it

the first someone comes back to prove that the second someone was wrong.

and then everyone still makes fun of that poor person.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok fine, make up and a smile next time. got it. check.

yeah shlongy makes the world go round.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

But in all seriousness, you're a cool chick. I would definitely hang out with you sometime, maybe smear mayo all over your face and throw slices of bologna at you


Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm...




Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

alright, you're nasty, we get it. shut up about it already. gawd.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

But in all seriousness, you're a cool chick. I would definitely hang out with you sometime, maybe smear mayo all over your face and throw slices of bologna at you

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.
WTF???

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:30:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

hey you got freckles now~!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, it's way better than the last one so you're making progress.

Now show me some snatch and you'll be in +2 territory in no time, Missy.

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God I love this man!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But in all seriousness, you're a cool chick. I would definitely hang out with you sometime, maybe smear mayo all over your face and throw slices of bologna at you

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ummm...





Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

alright, you're nasty, we get it. shut up about it already. gawd.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i take that back.

here you are

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/chewbaccahead800.jpg

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nuh uh i got hair on my head.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, it's way better than the last one so you're making progress.

Now show me some snatch and you'll be in +2 territory in no time, Missy.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like when darth vader took his helmut off

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes the inside. harvestable organs ARE what count in today's day and age.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YEAH, ITS WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS










































THE INSIDE OF YOUR BURKA, PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

BUT HEY, YOU HAVE A GOD PERSONALITY

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:00:05 (#)
Ranking: -2

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:31:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

a pair of boobs and 10 grand would NOT make THAT look like kristy swan
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no shit. i never said i was hot. remember? i stare at hot all day. trust me, i know where i stand in the grand scheme of things.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are too many things going on here today.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a pair of boobs and 10 grand would NOT make THAT look like kristy swan

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey you got freckles now~!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the comments and pictures Caul and Method threw down. Fuck ya! Random person....random shit.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hey, i was wondering how old you are?


Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh the humanity

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So what was the point of this?


You have nice eyes.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FACE FUCK FACE.



Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

needs more sign

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So now you post the aftermath pic of your reception of the "wrong hole surprise"?

Ya know, smiling isn't really all that painful. Don't hate all of us; God forbid you look like a normal person.

I take that back. Hating all of us is probably a good idea.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

her nose is pointier than mine.

Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

freckle face. hehe

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HEY, I'M TRYING TO FUCKING EAT HERE

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice shnozz you got there

http://img.nesteklikk.no/2004-48/49471.jpg

crying yet?

Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I still say, Joey Ramone!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87667

I'm starting to believe that 500-lb blue-haired chick, that Rad posted, is actually you.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:16:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

So, where did rad get the pic he posted?
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Myspace

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i meant three seconds, whatever, i can't type.

i'm assuming he got it off the stupid little myspace thing haha. that oughtta learn me.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude i said this wasn't taken three days ago. i can't do the sign right now.

fucker, and no i don't have mouth herpes. i was however having a neutrogena kinda day.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, where did rad get the pic he posted?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Also looks like you have a touch of the herp on your bottom lip.

You should get that checked out.

Wheres my sign, bitch?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.filmreviewblog.com/movie-review-images/ring2-1.JPG

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch. already crying, i dislocated my knee. can't make me cry harder than that.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, you're gonna cry yourself to sleep when we're done with you.

You look oddly familiar, were you in Blade 2?

http://www.nndb.com/people/064/000024989/perlman1.jpg

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just watching that shit was torture. I actually cried. Then I emailed the link to my boss.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

crap and my shoulder looks pointy and my head looks as big as apollos. jesus christ this was the last camwhore i'm ever doing sober.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I refuse, I will not watch that even under duress of torture

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Blotchface, Batman!

...yes. You are indeed in need of some sun.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at least i still have the cajones to post a crappy pic and you don't even have a pair big enough to face popping a zit...

did you watch that yet?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't figure out if you're an emotional masochist or just an attention whore.

~~~~

some content might be nice...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is going to overtake the last one in hits and reviews by a fucking landslide

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:(

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
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that was however an awesome comment.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I NEED A 14-GAUGE STAPLE REMOVER, STAT


(i liked the other one better, you had a mysterious air about you in that one - this pic has all the allure of a mug shot. you still totally rock, if thats any consolation, however)

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.
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Funniest thing I've seen all day.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

masochist...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh. there was a reason i didn't put this pic up in the first place. i also just realized how big my forehead looks. i think i look kinda drunk too. ah fuck, oh well. i told everyone i look like shit on film.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't figure out if you're an emotional masochist or just an attention whore.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.


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*pees self*

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is going to overtake the last one in hits and reviews by a fucking landslide

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't have watched that tape 7 days ago.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man, I can't WAIT til Caul gets here

hahahaahah you poor thing

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thanks butthead.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I see the face but where's the tits, bitch?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF*


Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of
them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside
them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions
time and again and I say this stinks.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey