What I think of some Uberers (734 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.3 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BDSM Anus Magic (View user info) at 2006-05-18 05:06:20 EDT
Fat Tony - Fucking loser of a spic. Should have been shot running across the border. You know those people who should be banned from having kids? Yeah, this guy is a case study.
ETS - Everything has been said. This coming back as vengance shit is just weak. Go be a street preacher or something, at least people will shout back when you yammer away.
Loki - Druggie? Check. Hippie? Check. Bitches about the government? Check. Female bloggerish version of ETS. Has some imaginary friend called "Sam". Needs more cock. Joked about something remotely offensive on Uber? This bitch will be there with a personal sob story and a challenge to "make fun of it now."
TigerLilly - Believes people dislike her because she is "nice". ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? Obviously should be on stronger medication than Loki.
Caulsomethingorothercourt - French. And Canadian. Takes pictures with blow-up dolls.
Electro - Nothing much to say about him, really. Better than most of the dipshits who make this list.
Shlongy - Smells of cabbage.
Leilani - Somewhat hot, if her face didn't remind me of Tubgirl's.
Razor - Well acquainted with failure in life. Notable instances include the recent "take back Uber" fiasco that crashed and burnt, losing his Jew gold, not becoming a Lawyer, and being a Jew.
jgreening - 47 alters, alter project, and best of all, the "S.A.A" You actually gave that stupid comment an acronym? And you claimed that the "S.A.A" chased away alters. Wow, maybe we should use it against Bin Laden. Go get some sunshine you bag of lard, or attend more URGENT IMMEDIATE HIGHLY IMPORTANT TOP SECRET "Managers' meeting". Because we all know that Walmart would collapse without them.
Vermin - The only noteworthy writer on this site. Please come back. Kthxbye.
User Reviews
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 05:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
boring..
go away
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 05:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly - Believes people dislike her because she is "nice". ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME? Obviously should be on stronger medication than Loki.
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for this alone
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS POST IS GREAT!!!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and it's King Urethra, btw.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about King_Uther
User id: 26892
Registered on or around: 2006-05-13 07:42:41
# Messages posted: 4
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Average rating of all messages: -1.19
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well you certainly are the authority on quality posts, huh?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd kill for a good hate post right about now.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not remotely funny
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:52:41 (#)
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king_uther = Degreeless_Capibara
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sounds good, or maybe Spiral.
Anyways, reveal yourself, alter!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh
Submitted by _SuSpEcT_ (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i agree. everyone on uber is fucked in the headz...... that's why im here!
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:52:41 EDT (#)
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king_uther = Degreeless_Capibara
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawns
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:41:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Detective CaptainThorns, you are wrong. You won't know who I am as I'm waaaaaaaay before you came in. And I've not been banned.
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Yeah, well you're not the only one who's done that among us, King Lex Luther. So you made a new account because you forgot the password on your old one? That's still pseudo-alter status, for all practical purposes. Why not give up the ghost and say who you are (were)...before it's flushed out eventually. Besides, what have you to hide by disguising your old identity if you weren't banned anyway?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Average rating of all messages: -1.19
Here's what uber thinks of you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MCBAIN? IS THAT YOU, MCBAIN?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you write anything funny under your original account? Was this meant to be funny?
This reads like you were purposefully trying to be as unfunny as possible.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT MY TRUE IDENTITY!!!!1
i'm going to have an enema now
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-18 09:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:37:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
"What if I tell you that my original user id is lower than almost all the dipshits who commented here.""
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Oh, so you're one of the old-school [slightly] elitist shit-mops? Well then... That changes everything now. Yet, you'd rather drop that little nugget of info than just tell everyone who you were as if it made a fucking difference. You still post worthless shit drivel and then have the audacity to question what is wrong with us when we don't appreciate your stellar wit and obviously superior intellect.
We can only pray that that when your lust for self-entertainment is sated here, you'll fade back into the self-prescribed obscurity from whence you came.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we all give a shit
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care whther you're an alter or not. You still suck.
SUCK.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Detective CaptainThorns, you are wrong. You won't know who I am as I'm waaaaaaaay before you came in. And I've not been banned.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You consider me an alter? What if I tell you that my original user id is lower than almost all the dipshits who commented here. And that my first account has been "lost in the mists of time", so to speak. No, I am just a very old user who came back. Simple as that.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just a guess, but clearly you are an alter and not a very good one.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loki, by making the flawed assumption that anyone who gives me a +2 must be my original user, you have proven yourself to be pretty fucking stupid. Congrats.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nyet
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no one cares what you think. not really.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gee, you sure are awfully opinionated for being less than a week old *cough ALTER cough*...
...I'm pretty sure I already know who you are, or used to be before your banning, at least.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you leave yourself off this list JumpingJax?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 08:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh gee...a retard doesn't care for Shlongy. I guess I'll leave Ubersite.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-18 07:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Haven't you realized that you fucking suck? Stop posting or make another alter that we might like.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
agreed with a few. disagreed with less.
+1 because Vermin does need to come back.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:26:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
What is wrong with you people? Surely you can agree with SOME of these!
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You are correct...I apologise, I agree with that....
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:20:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was awesome in absolute every way.
Except any.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is wrong with you people? Surely you can agree with SOME of these!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was awesome in absolute every way.
Except any.
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:19:37 EDT (#)
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Quite obviously none of them, cocksucker.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-18 05:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And you are?