Fat and disabled plus special camwhore (3074 hits)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (View user info) at 2006-05-18 11:34:11 EDT
Reading recent posts it's obvious nothing has changed round here in the last year, except that the collective intelligence level has dropped even further (didn't think it was possible) and most of the good posters seem to be on hiatus or did the sensible thing like me and left.
Since there don't seem to be any posts today about making fun of babies or raping small children (you people disgust me, even 'joking' about such a subject is completely out of line, I hope the worst you experience in life is being Sweaty Stan's cellmate and full-time bitch)...why are adolescents obsessed with Ubersite anyway, you should be on boredatwalmart.com.
I have an excuse to be on Ubersite today, mainly that I'm fed up, overweight (yes I lost 49 pounds but trust me I have another 49 pounds to lose) and my foot is broken. So I'm not at work, can only walk with the aid of crutches and get to choose from one shoe in the morning. Imagine a life of flannel washing, every chore takes 3 times as long as normal, stairs are a scary, foreboding unclimbable mountain like Ben Nevis, and hobbling from one side of the room to the other is an achievement. Imagine going to sleep and waking up in your granny's body (with zimmer frame to boot).
What would you do if you were temporarily disabled? Would you think about what it's like for those affected by a permanant disability? Try to walk (or not walk) in their shoes (or shoe). I think about that as I stare down at my leg in plaster, feeling the constant pain and trying not to form a dependence on painkillers. The embarrasment at having to use crutches or a walking frame. The humilation of begging my husband to let me have my 'independence' (he wanted me to be looked after by his parents, I wanted to look after myself at home) and then realising I'm not independent any more. To have to ask to have something carried for me (my arms can't carry when they're helping me to walk).
Or would you just laugh at the 'tards?
It's easy to laugh at people who are different isn't it. Perhaps you'd care to come and laugh at me in person when I take part in Race for Life for Cancer Research, in a wheelchair on June 4th. I was planning to jog the 5k course but c'est le vie.
Yeah, 5k is no marathon but it was going to be for me. Imagine one of the female competitors on The Biggest Loser and you get the picture. I actually find that show inspirational. I've love to be able to work out for 6 hours each day. I've asked my gym if I can go back (in a wheelchair) and work out my upper body while waiting for my leg to heal. I miss the exercise classes.
So what do I do all day at home, when I can't venture outside for fear of breaking my other foot. And there is only my fridge for company? Well, I try not to stuff my face and distract myself by communicating on Ubersite with you losers.
Talk to me. Tell me that you're not all worthless excuses for human beings. Tell me that some of you do something right & good and true in your life.
Or leave nice comments about my wedding photo. Give me something to read. I haven't got anything else to do today. What's your excuse?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:08:07 EDT (#)
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haha poor Burnsie, he's gonna hunt me down and slit my throat one day
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-21 05:26:21 EDT (#)
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WTF I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:32:13 EDT (#)
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This is a big fucking picture...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-20 15:18:11 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:13:26 (#)
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S'funny, I think that most of the under 1000 users are a bunch of unfunny pretentious assholes.
2000s is where it's at
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word. life.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-20 15:18:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:13:26 (#)
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S'funny, I think that most of the under 1000 users are a bunch of unfunny pretentious assholes.
2000s is where it's at
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-20 13:51:26 EDT (#)
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I remember liking you and I think you look great, but why the attitude?
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-05-20 09:07:17 EDT (#)
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Jesus, you haven't been around in a while...
-1 no resize.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-05-20 00:24:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:23:39 (#)
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haha DEFINITELY NOT! hot now
You know what I meant
Sideburns is going to be divorced in a year when he realizes that married life in a trailer to the first girl that let him blow his load in her face isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I don't flaunt my personal life around here like you retards do. It's called a personal life for a reason.
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I wish I lived in a trailer. It'd be a lot cheaper than this god damned house I bought.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-19 21:26:44 EDT (#)
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I got nothin nice to say, cept you got some big fun bags. congratulations on your marriage.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:59:06 EDT (#)
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I'd do him.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:22:46 EDT (#)
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Beautiful.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:18:29 EDT (#)
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Don't lose any more weight. You look good.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:27:31 EDT (#)
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What a beautiful picture. You look great. Both of you do.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:13:13 EDT (#)
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You look absolutely gorgeous in that photo PAS!
And not everyone worthwhile is gone from Uber, although there are of course the typical gaggle of prepubescents.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:01:30 (#)
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Nice picture of the pair of you.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:26:15 EDT (#)
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All Berty's hairs are belong to his sister.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:23:55 EDT (#)
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You're clearly using an obsolete lexicon there D_R. Newspeak clearly states the spelling as Oppurtunities. Ideally spoken with flacid lips into ones hand.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:21:14 EDT (#)
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o-p-p-o-r-t-u-n-i-t-i-e-s, Berty - you say it. Now use it in a sentence. "Ranger's wife had lots of opportunities to get nailed by some fit bastard on one of Australia's many pristine beaches while he was playing Doom II."
hey..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:13:40 EDT (#)
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Yeah but in Great Britian there are fewer nice beaches and thus fewer oppurtunities for women to be approached by fit men.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:06:22 EDT (#)
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So are you Scottish too or is your bra like some English trojan horse stuffed full of redcoats?
+2 because you look very happy. It won't last, my wife left me and I'm awesome AND dreamy.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:06:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:50:35 (#)
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Teeph is right. I remember reading through her posts once and afterwards I had no choice but to rock out with my cock out.
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Teeph was feeling a bit pre-menstral yesterday. But it's ok He was just venting his troubles onto me afterwards we kissed and made up.
And then played with my nutsack.
Which was nice.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:01:30 EDT (#)
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Nice picture of the pair of you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:50:35 EDT (#)
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Teeph is right. I remember reading through her posts once and afterwards I had no choice but to rock out with my cock out.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:18:59 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:44:42 (#)
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Ok being disabled would suck I've had enough sporting injuries to relise that but for fucks sake where do you get off being so damn sanctimonious?
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Um. Because she's P_A_S? Know your history, bitch. She was MVA before you were sad enough to even come around here.
She's Uberati. You are shit.
Know your place.
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Tephephaph...argh fuck it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:35:48 EDT (#)
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Oh do fuck off.
You may think ubers gone downhill but I don't, the standard of the good serious writing on here is better than it ever has been before yet it is still not a serious writers forum leaving room for rants and humour and TTOM style posts.
The only thing I think is wrong with uber is when posts with absolutely no content other than a fucking humongous picture get on most heated with I don't know how many +2s.
Shut up.
I am never going to respect you saying that uber has gone downhill when you post shit like this.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:25:50 EDT (#)
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that's like saying guns scare black people because they're descended from jungle bunnies. and i'm tellin ya man, nigs are NOT scared of fuckin guns, not here!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:24:52 EDT (#)
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Texans can definatly say 'boy' better though. Just say this out loud to yourself:
"I can see you boy, I know you are awake boy. I'm coming over now"
Say it quietly but with gravitas (as a smoker you have automatic gravitas). It'll sound kickass and wrong.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:20:44 EDT (#)
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Bring it sounds much better with an english accent. It's like you've said 'bring it' audibly but telepathically said 'Bringeth it on, knave!" which inspires fear in those descended from peaseants.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:15:19 EDT (#)
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boy, i'm Texan. between you and i, if anybody's sayin 'bring it' it's fucking ME. but my chewing tobacco's in the way right now. so yeah, what you said. fucker.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:04:31 EDT (#)
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Bring it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:54:26 EDT (#)
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you'll have to come up with something slightly less transparent than that, my new arch nemesis
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:52:20 EDT (#)
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I could be lying and in actual fact doing that will increase my power
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:46:09 EDT (#)
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wait
you're telling me i can reduce your power
oooooohh, baaaad move Bertram
BAAAAAAAD move
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:41:05 EDT (#)
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OCH 'AYE THE NOO!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:11:37 EDT (#)
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Don't do it whilst either of you is naked as you will be charged with sexual assault.
If you go to the pen that'll cut the people that enjoy reading my babble in half, thus reducing my power.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:05:32 EDT (#)
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i'll make sure to try that out Saturday morning, when i start my next shift. while he's pissing in the walk-in shower
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:59:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:21:57 (#)
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note, by 'disabled people,' he does NOT mean whiny fat bitches with a shattered limb. i had my foot in a cast for a while when i was about 12, you didn't hear me fucking crying about it. and DEFINITELY not crying for some retarded thing like social justice or moral equity or whatever the fuck this half-baked newfound crusade of yours is all about
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Right on brutha!
Just so we're clear as well, crips love it if you dance around in front of them, pointing at them and singing "Special neeeeeds, Special neeeeeds!" at the top of your voice. It's like challenging art to them.
You ever seen a man in a wheelchair do kung fu? Exactly.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 06:21:57 EDT (#)
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note, by 'disabled people,' he does NOT mean whiny fat bitches with a shattered limb. i had my foot in a cast for a while when i was about 12, you didn't hear me fucking crying about it. and DEFINITELY not crying for some retarded thing like social justice or moral equity or whatever the fuck this half-baked newfound crusade of yours is all about
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 05:05:37 EDT (#)
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Disabled people are superheros. When ultra badasses die, God reincarnates them into a crippled body so the rest of you losers will be able to compete with their sheer awesomitude. Common knowledge.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 05:03:06 EDT (#)
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i actually work with a couple of quadriplegics. bathe, dress, shower, shave, all of that and more. you come off as a pity-whore. i thought one of the guys i work with was self-centered, but jesus christ; compared to you, he's fucking Mother Teresa
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:59:24 EDT (#)
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is this the beginning of yet another British invasion, Bertram? i'm no patriot, by all means i invite it if it means blasting this particular whale out of existence
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:47:25 EDT (#)
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The difference between you and a real disabled person is that you feel deprived and diminished wheras for them it is a simple state of being. Honestly you come across as feeling superior and contemptible to others you percieve as 'less' than yourself.
We don't want your pity.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:32:04 EDT (#)
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why oh why do people do this to themselves?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 02:22:48 EDT (#)
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i love it when people try to explain why they're on uber, obviously anticipating the imminent criticisms. aggressive denial
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-19 01:47:23 EDT (#)
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Sorry, temporary insanity.
Still, good to hear from you again. When I was cleaning my closet I found that postcard you sent me from Eygpt.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-19 01:46:10 EDT (#)
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WENDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:20:47 EDT (#)
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wow, someone call in an emergency claning of methods vagina. when did he get so sandy?
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:35:58 EDT (#)
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Holy British Teeth Batman!
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:26:01 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT IT'S ANOTHER OLD GEEZER! LET'S SIT AROUND AND TELL WAR STORIES, EH?
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:44:47 EDT (#)
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Welcome back. I missed you...even tho I was fairly
new when you left. Great Wedding Pic. You both
look great.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-18 18:34:57 EDT (#)
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This is even more vapid than "I salute the disabled."
Good to see you haven't changed, I suppose.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:58:00 EDT (#)
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U.K. Dentistry at its finest.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:43:47 EDT (#)
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stfu method, youve seen her older picture.
does she not look much better?
ignore the flamers.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:34:37 EDT (#)
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WOW PAS you look GREAT! I wouldn't have even recognized you if you put that pic with an old one..
Congrats on the wedding! It's a great photo and guys in kilts rock.
I also have to say you rock for doing the cancer race...I'm a team captain for my Relay for Life team, which raises money for the American Cancer Society, and it's something I'm very serious about so I am happy to see you also helping out and doing your part.
I hope you are well and it's good to see you again!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:28:44 EDT (#)
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Blah bla blah, bitch bitch bitch. Quit whining.
Oh and marriage definately does not mean happiness. I know/have known way more unhappy married people than happy married people. Most of them end up getting divorced but some just stick with the person and wake up every morning wishing they or their spouse would just die already. Good luck with your marriage though.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:23:23 EDT (#)
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Erm.. sorry I can't hear you up there on your high horse
Nice pic tho.. congrats etc blah blah etc
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:03:32 EDT (#)
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Welcome back PAS, it's been too long since you graced the site.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:28:56 EDT (#)
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Maybe I wasn't here in Uber's hayday but the way I see it, shit posters stick around for a few months at the MOST. Everyone does a good job of lashing them with incredible ferocity then ignoring them. And it's usually easy to tell the good posts from the bad just by looking at the title, author, and rating.
Uber's not going 'downhill'. I think, in the past six months, there's been a few users joining and being a nice addition. I'm not gonna name drop and suck dick about it cause there's shitloads of people on here that are more talented than I. But I can't imagine uber ever getting to a point where I'm like "Fuck this place. Uber sucks now."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:19:50 EDT (#)
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i agree with hot ass over there
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:17:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:13:26 (#)
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S'funny, I think that most of the under 1000 users are a bunch of unfunny pretentious assholes.
THIS PLACE SUCKS NOW, IT USED TO BE SO COOL
There is still plenty of good writing on this site. No one ever said this place was a medium for shitty authors, though. I love how people love to label ubersite, as if their idea of what it is, is the same as what everyone else thinks.
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i have been dying to say just that. good job method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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S'funny, I think that most of the under 1000 users are a bunch of unfunny pretentious assholes.
THIS PLACE SUCKS NOW, IT USED TO BE SO COOL
There is still plenty of good writing on this site. No one ever said this place was a medium for shitty authors, though. I love how people love to label ubersite, as if their idea of what it is, is the same as what everyone else thinks.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:05:54 EDT (#)
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IC, we all go about with great pity for ourselves. all the while a great wind is pushing us along.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:04:05 EDT (#)
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She's got a point. This place used to be a grab bag. You had your good writers, you had your personalities, and you had your virgin teenage boys who used the place as a receptacle for their angsty writing and make believe sexual exploits. Problem is that a lot of the former have dropped out, and the latter are starting to predominate.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:58:47 EDT (#)
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And before you look at my posts and call me a hypocrite, remember that I'm not going around thinking my shit is better than everyone else's.
BTW, I agree with you about Aslan (though I think the movie was poorly executed).
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:57:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:34:34 (#)
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How is it stirring to comment on common knowledge? imo Uber's gone downhill but it was going downhill 3 years ago CoMountain. Or maybe it got better in Squatails opinion. I admit it made me laugh that Christpuncher still says 'WTF I'm not reading all that' Go Sox woo". Or whatever the catchphrase is. Pity there isn't anything new.
Bring back yidele! :p
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Was it going downhill when you did the "Hung Like a Donkey" series?
I don't see how that's any different from the rest of the so called "downhill" shit on Uber these days. And the other posts I've read didn't make me think "exceptional writer" either. Interesting, somewhat. Good, sometimes. But certainly nothing to be sanctimonious about.
It's possible that you are, in fact, an exceptional writer. But you certainly didn't prove it with your 200+ posts. And THAT is, by very definition, what would lead to the downfall of Uber.
To be fair, I don't mind posts like this one or the other ones you've done. But at least see them for what they are: no better or worse than the normal stuff on here now.
In short, if you're going to pull the Uber-veteran card, take your 262 UserID and stick it up your arse. 262 times.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:45:48 EDT (#)
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I can barely make out the picture.
repost with a bigger one k thx.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:18:51 (#)
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I'm pretty sure that there are statistics out there showing that people who are married are happier, more satisfied with their lives, and have a longer life expectancy.
or maybe it just feels like they're living longer, who knows
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there are studies that say people who pray to jesus all the time are happier as well but i think thats a crock of shit as well
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:19:05 EDT (#)
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I know Teeph, it's my rugged good looks and English charm. They work on everybody. But anyway it ok I fully understand all is forgiven.
Next just let me know when you need someone to whip on I'll more than happiliy oblige. Just make sure you remember remember the safe word.
The same word is NIPPLE
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:18:51 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure that there are statistics out there showing that people who are married are happier, more satisfied with their lives, and have a longer life expectancy.
or maybe it just feels like they're living longer, who knows
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:13:23 EDT (#)
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I don't even wear a belt.
Belts.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:07:38 EDT (#)
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Method -
<slow motion> NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
</slow motion>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:03:44 EDT (#)
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Teepphaopahpha you're a cunt and I'm going to fight with you on your next post
smooches!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:58:55 EDT (#)
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Gosh darn it all to heck Stateside, I just can't stay mad at you.
Actually, I am just feeling a little high strung today. I had to sit and be lectured to by a co-worker for AN ENTIRE HOUR about how he was being overlooked in favor of ME because he's old. It's ageism. It has NOTHING to do with the fact that he doesn't know his ass from his elbow or that he's got anger issues and is prone to asking people to talk for HOURS AT A TIME about how they are upstaging him.
But since the poor guy was practically in tears telling me about how one day I would understand what it was like to be minimized, set aside and dismissed and thought of as less than a whole person, I didn't think it was really appropriate to tell him that he was a narcisistic asshole who assumed that he was entitled to shit he hadn't earned AND that he was just too fucking old to have a clue. Because that just seemed a little mean.
SO I PICK ON YOU.
And that is wrong.
I'm sorry. =(
Dipshit.
No. No. I did NOT mean that.
It slipped. Totally accidental.
I can't wait 'till 4:00 when I can go home and beat my dog.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:57:01 EDT (#)
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I hope you're raped by a baby.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:51:11 EDT (#)
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I mean it's not like either of you even denied she was being sanctimonious. Your just both acting like she's allowed too.
But like I say at least she did it with a bit of class
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:49:28 EDT (#)
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Jesus Teeph.
Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning or what? I had no idea you had such strong feelings for this Chick. You might learn somthing from her tjough at least she handled my comment in a blasé and off the cuff manor while still manigaging to say fuck off junior.
I get the feeling your sitting at home Masturbating to her pic while making voodoo dolls of yours truly.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:46:59 EDT (#)
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hello
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:46:19 EDT (#)
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here, have a laugh on me.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/051206/chinese-food-bong.gif
hope your ankle heals.
...although you're suspect.
for the longest time, people have said "i have a broken ankle" when they really just have a sprained ankle. to a fat person who's never sprained their ankle before, it can be pretty painful. painful enough to lie to your friends, (and i guess internet-stranger-friends) and tell them that your sprained ankle in an air cast is a broken ankle or a broken foot. i've seen it a thousand times...
that being said, i'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to prove your ankle is broken, otherwise, i just don't believe it.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:40:18 EDT (#)
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That's because you're a dumbfuck Stateside.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:18:59 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:44:42 (#)
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Ok being disabled would suck I've had enough sporting injuries to relise that but for fucks sake where do you get off being so damn sanctimonious?
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Um. Because she's P_A_S? Know your history, bitch. She was MVA before you were sad enough to even come around here.
She's Uberati. You are shit.
Know your place.
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I can't believe a response this retarded came from someone I believed was an intelligent guy. I'm at a loss where to start I really am.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:30:54 EDT (#)
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agreed
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:30:53 EDT (#)
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HEY ITS 12 YEAR OLD BOB MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY TO EVERY WOMAN ON UBERSITE
Love ya Bob-a-rino, let's hang out
actually, let's not
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY ITS PAS LOOKIN GOOD!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's really a shame when people are so disillusioned into believing that the only way to ever be happy is to get married. Looking for happiness outside of yourself means you have serious issues and you aren't happy with yourself.
Marriage=Happiness?
You're a fucking retard.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And his boyfriend is French.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is just sad because his girlfriend ain't got no legs.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i too, have been made fun of on this site.
I'M NOT MARRIED AND I'M HAPPY. WHY DO YOU THINK ONLY MARRIED PEOPLE ARE HAPPY?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha DEFINITELY NOT! hot now
You know what I meant
Sideburns is going to be divorced in a year when he realizes that married life in a trailer to the first girl that let him blow his load in her face isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I don't flaunt my personal life around here like you retards do. It's called a personal life for a reason.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And by the way, I've been ripped to shreds so many times I can't even keep track, so don't expect to dig up an old picture of me and hurt my feelings.
Stop taking this place so seriously, idiot. Stick around if you want to. Next week I'll probably be nice as pie to you. Coming back after a year and posting a giant picture of your travesty of a wedding is not going to get you in my good graces
Sucker.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm DEFINATELY hot now" - thanks! Method, I don't think anyone cares what you think. Why do you keep replying - you must be as bored as I am? Are you happy in a relationship? me happy, sideburns happy, are you happy? And if looks are so important to you, what do you look like?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you, now take that big brain, have kids and educate them.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
So I was "smart, beautiful and sexy" in 2004 eh? But now you think otherwise Method? It's ok, I understand, you're just overcome with uncontrollable rage and jealousy because I'm happily married and you'll never be good enough for me and the nearest you'll get to my sweet love is with Calaincourts arsehole. Oh well, we're all winners.
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What you fail to realize, you horse faced beast, is that compared to the other heffers on this site, you are "smart beautiful and sexy". It's like saying "She is the most beautiful retard at the Special Olympics!"
Times, they are a changing, though, and the fact that you took my comment so personally shows how insecure you are and that you give two shits what I think about you. That's just plain sad. You won't survive a minute in this place. You are one of THE ugliest people I've ever seen on this site, and lady, I've been here for almost three years now. You've got a lot of competition.
If you think you're going to get preferential treatment, you fucking moron, you've got another thing coming. No one is immune. That being said, you weren't hot then, you're DEFINITELY hot now, and I THANK GOD I'm not "good enough for you". If I was married to a pig like you, I would be building the gallows in my backyard long before the honeymoon phase was over.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reply for Method http://www.ubersite.com/m/44211#1981674
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fat and disabled? 90% of ubersite
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's a MAC guy? I didn't know it was a mixed marriage.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:48:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Kilt = Sexy
Fact.
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truer words were never spoken
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet if a guy fucked your mouth his cock would turn yellow and succumb to gingivitis.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kilt = Sexy
Fact.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:38:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:30:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:28:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Promise?
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i bet gramps cant even remember what he was talking about in this reply
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I believe he was talking to MeTHod below when he was threatening to leave Uber.
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i know that, and you know that. what you fail to realise, capt, is that i was calling him old and forgetful. geesh.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:25:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:00:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, bitch. Next time you break something, here's hoping it's your neck.
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Whoa! What did we do to Jeanneee?!
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says Dr. Frankenstein....
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Frankenstein? Are you thinking "Jeckell?"
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:01:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
when i saw you, i almost felt bad for the groom. then i scrolled on over and saw he is about as ugly as you are so it all evens out.
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Consider the source of this criticism...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:30:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:28:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Promise?
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i bet gramps cant even remember what he was talking about in this reply
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I believe he was talking to MeTHod below when he was threatening to leave Uber.
PAS - I look forward to your Uber rehabilitation, and your showers of stories that you will lavish on us, if you choose to stay. Can't say I blame you if you hightail it back out of here though.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How is it stirring to comment on common knowledge? imo Uber's gone downhill but it was going downhill 3 years ago CoMountain. Or maybe it got better in Squatails opinion. I admit it made me laugh that Christpuncher still says 'WTF I'm not reading all that' Go Sox woo". Or whatever the catchphrase is. Pity there isn't anything new.
Bring back yidele! :p
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When in doubt, place blame on the fruit.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Regarding picture size - normally I would have cropped the photo using my Windows-based computer (which is upstairs). Seeing as how I can't get upstairs without help (broken foot) I am using my husband's apple laptop. I'm not familiar with all the mac software and can't find something to reduce the photo size. Meh, I'll get him to show me how to work it out later.
It doesn't really matter when I joined Ubersite or how much time I spent here except I already know alot of the users, a lot of the history and had my 'nooby' flames four years ago, so whatever you've got to throw at me is like water off a ducks back. Bitches!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of shit stirrers... nice post #2 hating on what Ubersite's "become" there, Stirry McStirrersten.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:00:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, bitch. Next time you break something, here's hoping it's your neck.
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Whoa! What did we do to Jeanneee?!
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says Dr. Frankenstein....
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you joined Ubersite in 2002 you're entitled to be sanctimonious (it says so in the rules for member numbers 1 to 300). Thanks for the compliments (and insults) it gave me something to read. My husband is wearing a kilt because we got married in Scotland in Doune castle (which is the castle used in the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail). http://www.ubersite.com/m/48313
My wedding day was fantastic, happiest day of my life.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously, you consider yourself one of the the old school Uberites... so how the FUCK did you manage to post the largest picture ever in the history of this site?
oh... and nice teeth by the way. Obviously live on the other side of the pond, eh?
Shut your mouth (it'll at least hide your chromosome deficient mouth), stop whining about crutches and go judge elsewhere.
Now that I've bathed you in the attention you so beggingly asked for, go play in traffic.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really don't understand everyone calling you names. I think you're stunning, and you look wonderful.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:44:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok being disabled would suck I've had enough sporting injuries to relise that but for fucks sake where do you get off being so damn sanctimonious?
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Um. Because she's P_A_S? Know your history, bitch. She was MVA before you were sad enough to even come around here.
She's Uberati. You are shit.
Know your place.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you HAVE lost weight. Good job, snaggletooth.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had a few knee issues that shut me down, it sucks. I think I would rather be sick because sitting there with my knee propped up and immobile was torture.
You look happy in the picture you poor deluded fool.
Beautiful dress too by the way and no I'm not talking about him. I've managed to fight off the urge to pick on the kilt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People who actually TRY to lose weight deserve respect.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:00:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, bitch. Next time you break something, here's hoping it's your neck.
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Whoa! What did we do to Jeanneee?!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-18 13:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you too, bitch. Next time you break something, here's hoping it's your neck.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You could lose some weight by bleeding to death, you gross whore.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*makes obligatory "I'd suck the piss out of you" comment a la fetish*
Submitted by _SuSpEcT_ (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i dont know what to say....
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok being disabled would suck I've had enough sporting injuries to relise that but for fucks sake where do you get off being so damn sanctimonious?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:28:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Promise?
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i bet gramps cant even remember what he was talking about in this reply
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I think you look wonderful and happy in that picture, congrats on that, too.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:14:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading recent posts it's obvious nothing has changed round here in the last year, except that the collective intelligence level has dropped even further (didn't think it was possible) and most of the good posters seem to be on hiatus or did the sensible thing like me and left.
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It never fails to tickle me that EVERYTIME ANYBODY leaves Uber they not only are 101% convinced that they represent the very last vestige of brains/talent/interest/etc., and thus these qualities are leaving with them, but they feel absolutely compelled to turn their departure into a post to let us know that the last true ubergenius is leaving town.
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That's what I was thinking but I couldn't think of how to say it.
Congrats on the weight loss.
This post smacks of "wah wah wah, you guys suck, but the only reason I'm here is wah wah wah wah poor uber wah"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Promise?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop hurting my feelings, asshole, or I'll leave Ubersite
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:24:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Caulaincourt is a faggot
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I didn't say "OMG! I WANNA DO YOU!"...I just think the pic is good.
Plus, these two look more normal than 90% of you people.
Especially you, you fucking greek chipmunk.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caulaincourt is a faggot
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this picture's nice
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Props for having the balls to get burned by uber. Nice photo. +2 becuase Uber lost its way
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reading recent posts it's obvious nothing has changed round here in the last year, except that the collective intelligence level has dropped even further (didn't think it was possible) and most of the good posters seem to be on hiatus or did the sensible thing like me and left.
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It never fails to tickle me that EVERYTIME ANYBODY leaves Uber they not only are 101% convinced that they represent the very last vestige of brains/talent/interest/etc., and thus these qualities are leaving with them, but they feel absolutely compelled to turn their departure into a post to let us know that the last true ubergenius is leaving town.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwww
FUCK YOU I'M SINGLE AND MY LITTLE BROTHER IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK!!!!
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEEEELLLL??!?!?!??!
oh... sorry about that. You two look charming.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"your teeth scream British"
"No, you're not immune to the brutality around here, especially with teeth like that."
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WTF? Listen - as British teeth go - those are damn near perfection
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coming on Uber looking for sympathy is like an alcoholic going to the neighborhood bar looking for friends. Congratulations on the weight loss, and though the next 49 looks monumental, if you truly want to change, you will lose it, or you will die young and unhappy with yourself from a stroke or heart attack. I know because I lost 75 lbs myself.
These are personas, 99% of the shit said on this site is make believe, the other 1% is grossly over exaggerated.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-18 12:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when i saw you, i almost felt bad for the groom. then i scrolled on over and saw he is about as ugly as you are so it all evens out.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm thinking you should leave again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you two trample tall buildings like that ape did in that movie?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That picture almost meets the standards for guinness book of world records. It might be able to go on ripley's believe or not though, so don't get discouraged.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
men in kilts are hawt.
your wedding photo is very nice.
being disabled would totally suck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i warned you
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus F'in Christ, was this shit necessary, you hideous beast?
No, you're not immune to the brutality around here, especially with teeth like that.
If that's how the two of you look on your wedding day, supposedly the best day of your lives, I shudder to imagine what you look like in the morning.
Well, at least you're perfect for each other. You look like a man even with a wedding dress on, and that asshole is wearing a skirt.
Please don't reproduce. And you're not suppposed to rent wedding dresses. It's just tacky.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry about the picture size, I'll try to reduce it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your teeth scream British
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW LOOKIT THEM TITS!
Kidding.
You are GORGEOUS, and I am jealous. I wish I could talk my boy into a kilt.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-18 11:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow you're a fat ugly bitch how about another year long hiatus?