I have found JESUS !!!!!(SPT)!!!!!! (748 hits)
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Submitted by JapanFour (View user info) at 2006-05-18 20:31:28 EDT
I found him on the corner of 8th and Red River.
I tried to talk to him, but all he would say is "OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER!!!!"
So I punched him in the gigglestick and went along my way.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 02:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't want to chuckle at this, but I did. Fuck you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whose alter are you, anyways????
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:33:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
8th and Red River run parallel to each other...
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not in Austin
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY YOU GOTTA STEAL MY PICS?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87098
...they couldn't be found anywhere on the internet until I PUT THEM THERE.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8th and Red River run parallel to each other...
Submitted by _SuSpEcT_ (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH GOD WAS THAT UNEXPECTED. +2 for randomness, and for punching jesus. next time ur by 8th and red river, punch him again for me
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82593
I'm pretty sure I found him first...relevant link whore.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus mows my lawn.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that Jesus cunt.
Look at him with that fucking smarmy smile and the "I made love to your 5yr old son last night" wink.
Fuck Jesus... fuck him right in the ear.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY WAS JESUS BEING SUCH A CUNT?
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cause people on uber make the baby jeebus cry.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WAS JESUS BEING SUCH A CUNT?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:24:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh... gigglestick.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know he was missing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh... gigglestick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which begs the question: was Jesus ever lost?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for teh filename.