A little aboot myself (570 hits)
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Submitted by BDSM Anus Magic (View user info) at 2006-05-18 21:56:46 EDT
I had another paragraph written here but it somehow got deleted. It was witty, funny, and wonderful and I'm sure you would've all loved it to pieces. Alas, you'll have to settle for whatever vestiges of said paragraph that I can scrape up from memory.
I'm a 22-year-old working stiff trying to figure out which college I want to empty my pockets to and for what. It's a great type of limbo. Flying by the seat of my pants is a common theme, so I made sure I'd get them double-stitched so I won't fall to my death. "Mad props" to whoever can tell me which movie that's from. Even if you can give me the actor or the directors (hint) I'll be impressed. But you don't need my validation, so just consider it as a way to humor me. The other paragraph was much better. I'm sorry.
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-19 00:55:21 EDT (#)
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I TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS ALTER!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-19 00:18:50 EDT (#)
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You taking credit?
'Cause I'll take it if you don't want it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-19 00:16:05 EDT (#)
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You know, the way it sits... this paragraph is a perfect alter post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:58:01 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=114801106056726163
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:42:36 EDT (#)
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This made trawling through Uber worth it tonight.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:41:23 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA
WOOOOO!!!
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:40:51 EDT (#)
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who aren't easily offended, as many times I find myself saying offensive things just to get a reaction/push buttons. I'm cheeky like that. Anyone with a decent sense of humor and their own non-spoonfed opinions is a-okay with me. People who hate the Chicago Cubs most definitely welcome, but I suppose I can pity those of you who haven't woken up to the fact that the south side of Chicago has a much better baseball team. I'd also like to meet Chuck Woolery. He seems like he'd be fine company and smell good.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:28:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:33:17 (#)
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HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! PURE GOLD!
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:06:49 (#)
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Here... you are going to Desperately need this plus two.
Don't do anything remotely like this again...
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:33:17 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! PURE GOLD!
Submitted by jokr2581 (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:08:36 EDT (#)
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Well that sucked
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:06:49 EDT (#)
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Here... you are going to Desperately need this plus two.
Don't do anything remotely like this again...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-18 22:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-18 21:58:09 EDT (#)
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wtf? :(