Illustrated News: OMG HAPPY CRACK !!!?!!?!?! (1085 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF" Thomas (View user info) at 2006-05-19 02:26:08 EDT
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ITS FUCKIN SUGAR AND KOOL-AID.
OMG PEOPLE NEED A HOBBY...
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http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_135220445.html
(KDKA) PENN HILLS Fourteen students at a Penn Hills Elementary School were suspended last week for playing with so-called "happy crack" -- a mixture of Kool-Aid and sugar.
KDKA's Ralph Iannotti report the students were playing with Kool-Aid and sugar in a zip-loc bag at school.
Sources say that fourteen students were suspended last week at Shenandoah Elementary School in the Penn Hills School District.
Those suspensions lasted a minimum of three days.
School officials said the students were mimicking drug activity and they wanted it brought to the attention of parents.
"I have no intentions whatsoever of letting thing like this haunt my child," said parent Denise Brown Bey. "The principal did inform me that it was more than just my child. So my outrage is not simply because of my child but because of all of the children."
Denise Brown Bey was stunned when her 11 year old son Johnathan, a Shenandoah Elementary School fifth grader, brought home a disciplinary notice letting her know her son was being suspended.
"We're talking about something that, number one, is completely harmless," she said. "And long before they attached this kind of name to it, children have been mixed sugar and Kool-Aid for a very long period of time."
Two Penn Hills School Board members we spoke to said they were unaware of the issue until now.
They were both shocked by the harsh discipline being handed down.
"I think that we should have been notified with 14 kids being suspended for one incident," said board member Carolyn Faggioli.
"If they are going to suspend them for that, they had better step back and look at their priorities," said board member Erin Vecchio.
KDKA tried to get in touch with someone with the school administration, but no one returned our calls.
The Penn Hills public relations' contact is on vacation until next week.
This is the same school district where A child was expelled last week for bringing a plastic squirt gun to school.
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WOW
I DONT CARE WHAT NO ONE SAYS, PENN HILLS ELEMENTARY U DONE FUCKED UP!
Whats next?
Getting expelled for morning wood?
I can see it now...
"School officials said the students were mimicking sexual activity and they wanted it brought to the attention of parents."
If Ya get a chance watch the video on the link its good times.
Maybe the kids were just a fan of the following website, or perchance one of there annoyed and angry parents (I know I'd be: tel me ifn ma kid is fuckin wildly on the playground or making the mexican kids tie his shoes for him, NOT IF HES BUYING SUGAR.....) owned this company, http://www.mrhappycrack.com/
WHAT IS THIS COUNTY COMING TOO?!!?
This cunrty needs its uptight subarban parants to listen to more Randy Newman before bed each night.
Take this song for instance.. Its sure to get the blood flowing and the uptight braincells to stop thinkin..
"What can you do to amuse me, now that theres nothing to do.
The TV set's busted and can't get a picture,
the radio plays nothin but news
Why dont you tickle me, jee whiz wont that be fine,
What a great idea what a perfect way to kill some time
Cant stop to think cause if we do will lose our mind
Why dont you tickle me?
Dont we have fun every minute, OH what a gay life we lead...
One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it
What wlse does anyone need?
Why dont you tickle me, theres nothing else to do,
You won't have to talk to me and I wont have to talk to you
And when we/re done I'l think os something else to do
Why dont you tickle me"
So true.........
GO SOX WOO!!!
P.S. To the 14 kids who where suspended, Habeeb feels for ya.. Roll wit da punches
User Reviews
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:59:45 EDT (#)
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lay off the happy crack
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:37:58 EDT (#)
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Let's all go drink laundry detergent.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-19 21:15:20 EDT (#)
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GO PISTONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO TIGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!?/??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:54:16 EDT (#)
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w00t!
Mr. Happy Crack is my new mascot!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:38:27 EDT (#)
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Hey! A Beeb post!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love the FUBU shirt
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:46:16 EDT (#)
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Dude, those Mr. Happy Crack people gave me a free t-shirt because they saw their mascot on my website. How friggin awesome is that!?!?!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:16:18 EDT (#)
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*yawn*
Shut up, you fucking retard.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE MORE WE SMOKE TOGETHER TOGETHER TOGETHER
THE MORE WE SMOKE TOGETHER FUCK BITCH ITS JUST COOLAIDS
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:20:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:50:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:41:05 (#)
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-2 no peener pic.
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What do you call that thing Michael Jackson is munching on?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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-2 no peener pic.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:14:52 EDT (#)
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So how do you do happy crack? Smoke it or snort it? Or melt and inject? I must know...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-19 08:04:29 EDT (#)
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A couple of comments. First of all, this whole thing must be made up. I would ask the jury to examine exhibit A:
"I think that we should have been notified with 14 kids being suspended for one incident," said board member Carolyn Faggioli.
"If they are going to suspend them for that, they had better step back and look at their priorities," said board member Erin Vecchio.
Carolyn FAGGIOLI? Erin VECCHIO?!? What the fuck is this. Faggioli and Vecchio indeed...
Also, sugar is technically a drug...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-19 07:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must try that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:40:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:15:32 EDT (#)
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hehe
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2006-05-19 03:03:52 EDT (#)
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I love your Illustrated News posts.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-19 02:59:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-05-19 02:44:24 EDT (#)
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Ima gon' stab dem in da ass...
...wit a peeniss.