Camwhore For Method (3091 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-05-19 09:34:00 EDT
An Explanation...
Yesterday, I somehow made Most Heated with a ridiculous post about how we Uberites perceive beauty. ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/88065 ) It's full of links to various images of celebrities that different people find attractive and there are actually some good comments left on there. The discussion was also about the concept of the "Camwhore" and why we all tear each other apart when someone puts up a picture of themselves.
The whole thing was a spin off of the day before when inion_de_trua, Caulaincourt, and Indononja had all graced us with their portraits. Anyhow, somewhere in all the madness, The King Of Alters himself had this to say...
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:22:59 (#)
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I have a couple of camwhores up from ubercons where I look absolutely dreadful - one with TL and one with Krissi - I look like a fucking fat headed retard.
WHO CARES, WE'RE ALL UGLY - IF ANY OF US WERE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING WE WOULD NOT BE HANGING OUT ON THIS SITE
I think I'm going to post a camwhore now just to balance things out.
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Fair Enough.
I told Method that I would Camwhore if he would. I think he was a bit pissed that I called his bluff. We spoke about what we were going to do, both on Uber and through E-Mail. I already had a plan, and Method just laughed at my idea. Unfortunately, my scheme didn't work out so well...
So I came up with another one.
It was much the same, really. You know how everyone always demands that individuals hold up a sign saying "Ubersite" or "-2DIE!" to prove the validity of the photo? (Or in the case or women, their tits?) Well, I'm going to be doing a large painting for two of my close friends who are getting married next month. I have the wooden panel ready, I just need to gesso it and do the Asian designs as they wanted. Gesso will cover anything, so I figured I would put the 4ft by 3ft panel to good use first...
Thanks to my brother's girlfriend, Kara, for taking the photo.
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Oh yeah, that's red brick dye on my sleeve. Don't ask.
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Method, I expect your Camwhore immediately...
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your eyebrow ring
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-22 16:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell? That's awesome!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-21 00:26:38 EDT (#)
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hahah +2 menacing camwhore!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-05-20 21:48:51 EDT (#)
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Were you behind me in jail? It felt like you...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-20 20:17:41 EDT (#)
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Bad ass...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-20 19:48:56 EDT (#)
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Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know?
Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!
Simpson and Delilah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:41:37 EDT (#)
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not me, dude, seriously
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:37:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:39:55 (#)
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I'm going to ask. What's with the red brick dye?
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Here are some clues and statements about the red brick dye...
1. Secret Society
2. Indians (feathers not dot)
3. Bacardi 151
4. All 4 of my little brothers, but not me
5. A comment about some dude's sister's nipples
6. My favorite Deftones tee shirt
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:32:29 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about dooawop
User id: 23725
Registered on or around: 2005-12-03 01:10:38
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Average rating of all messages: 1.16
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HAHAHA! Okay Method....
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:09:04 EDT (#)
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This is what I imagine Confuscious would have looked like if he did a 5 year stint as a construction worker. It's a good image to go with your good posts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:20:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:31:01 (#)
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You look like Genghis Khan
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Genghis Khan had no neck?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:20:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:08:04 EDT (#)
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Tisk, tisk.
Kids these days...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:57:23 EDT (#)
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i like how 'Not' is underlined
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:44:36 EDT (#)
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man, i just like how 'NOT' was underlined
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:19:11 EDT (#)
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By the way, kaos, Voodoo Glow Skulls is playing here in SLO on June 4th...and I'm going!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:39:55 EDT (#)
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I'm going to ask. What's with the red brick dye?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:39:41 EDT (#)
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Ok...you remind me of my older brother in that pic...minus the eyebrow ring.
Kinda creepy.
You have nice handwriting as well.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:31:01 EDT (#)
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You look like Genghis Khan
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:06:17 EDT (#)
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http://www.tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2006-05-19 14:02:16 EDT (#)
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Lose some weight. And take that shit out of your face. And take a shower. And go clothes shopping. And shave. And take some art classes. Then get a life.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:49:22 EDT (#)
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Auto Bam-Bam Bigelo +2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:22:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:54:54 (#)
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How can you not +2 all of this effort, no matter how misguided and stupid?
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:04:27 EDT (#)
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son of a bitch
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:42:06 EDT (#)
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You do realize that you fit right in with all my biker friends don't you?
in fact, I bet you wouldn't ever have to buy your own alcohol!
They'd get you drunk, keep you drunk, ask you to design some tat flashes and tribal striping for their Harley's tanks, enter you in arm wrestling contests, and so on.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In no way did you ruin any piece of harwood here. Great painting, I would actually leave it just like that and present it as the wedding gift. If they don't like/get it, fucking pr4wn3d those fuckers!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst...... <whisper> your epdidurmis is showing.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 12:22:41 EDT (#)
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i wouldn't peg you for "art fag" without the statement affirming the fact. Do people offer you bouncer positions?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:42:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:36:48 (#)
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Kaos, I'd be willing ot bet that you like acrylics more for the same reasons I do: drying time, blendability, ease of cleanup. Price doesn't hurt so bad, either.
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Correct on every count, Cookie my dear!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:39:03 EDT (#)
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I didn't know watch bands came in XXXL. Silly me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:37:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:31:36 (#)
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Nice tits
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:36:48 EDT (#)
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Kaos, I'd be willing ot bet that you like acrylics more for the same reasons I do: drying time, blendability, ease of cleanup. Price doesn't hurt so bad, either.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:35:42 EDT (#)
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There's a JoAnn's regional headquarters two towns over.
They have a store the size of a small mall there, selling things at high near cost.
Didn't discover it until I was out of school...
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:31:36 EDT (#)
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Nice tits
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:30:41 EDT (#)
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ya know instead of going to a ballsout art store try joann's, michael's and walmart for paints. sometimes you'd be amazed what you can find. i found great oils at joann's that were like $3 more for a small tube at my favorite art store.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:28:48 EDT (#)
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When I tell people that I spent over $1000 dollars in one semester on supplies one year, they just stare at me.
Quality DOES matter, regardless of what Indoninja thinks...
5 dollars SHEETS of archival paper.
7 dollars A PIECE markers with specialized Pantone hues
27 dollar A TUBE of Cadmium Red oil paint
35 dollar horse hair brushes
yeah...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:17:02 EDT (#)
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my friend lindsay liked benjamin moor when she ran out of expensive paper and had to do her art on newspaper. gave the print some balls to stand up on it's own so it was actually useful.
um... i'll take some gesso :D
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:16:12 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, I didn't even answer your question.
Quality primer (like I mentioned) and quality gesso are about the same price for quantity.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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I got over 10 gallons of gesso on clearance a few years ago.
(It will take me forever to get rid of it.)
Spray is okay on Panel, but I prefer gesso on Canvas because of the tightening properties.
The only House Primer worth a damn is Sherwin-Williams or Killz.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:11:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:03:14 (#)
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CAUL!!!!!
I wondered where you were!
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I came in late this morning...just like every morning.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:08:04 EDT (#)
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what's more expensive. gesso or house paint primer. ever try a can of white spray paint? that shit rules all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:03:14 EDT (#)
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CAUL!!!!!
I wondered where you were!
No, I'm going to gesso over this tomorrow.
Gesso is a special kind of paint you use to prime canvas and panel for painting.
You would like it... thick, white, goopy...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-19 11:01:18 EDT (#)
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I have nothing to add. Except that this made me laugh:
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:10:05 (#)
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Good Lord, man. Where's your neck, you beefy fucker? You look like you would make an excellent battering ram. In fact, if I were you, I would put my head down and run directly into as many things/people as I could, because I would not fear a neck injury.
Just sayin'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:58:37 EDT (#)
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worry, I'm not talking about my boner
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:57:55 EDT (#)
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you just wasted a nice piece of hardwood
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:56:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:52:31 (#)
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2 packs of full flavored Menthol a day. If I'm lucky... I'm smoking Kools.
Usually it's the cheapest shit I can find. I go through about 5 cartons a month.
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So what you are saying is this: Not that I'm a fighter or anything but IF we were to get into a tussle is that if I could last past the initial 30 seconds, I'd have a good shot at kicking your ass.
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HAHAHA!
Yeah, probably...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:54:54 EDT (#)
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How can you not +2 all of this effort, no matter how misguided and stupid?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:52:31 EDT (#)
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2 packs of full flavored Menthol a day. If I'm lucky... I'm smoking Kools.
Usually it's the cheapest shit I can find. I go through about 5 cartons a month.
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So what you are saying is this: Not that I'm a fighter or anything but IF we were to get into a tussle is that if I could last past the initial 30 seconds, I'd have a good shot at kicking your ass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:52:05 EDT (#)
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:D
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:49:36 EDT (#)
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KK you never fail to crack me up
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:48:19 EDT (#)
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Cyrus, that is a common trait amongst rugby players. Doesn't mean that you're not mad as fuck but still it is common.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:45:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:41:16 (#)
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I don't think we ever seen you without a ciggy. How many packs a day?
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2 packs of full flavored Menthol a day. If I'm lucky... I'm smoking Kools.
Usually it's the cheapest shit I can find. I go through about 5 cartons a month.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:41:16 EDT (#)
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I don't think we ever seen you without a ciggy. How many packs a day?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:38:40 EDT (#)
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You know, 10 years ago I was incapable of looking at someone (even women if they were of the burly variety) and _not_ have immediately have it pop into my head what position in rugby they might be good for. After retiring, and being out for 5-6 years, I'd finally gotten over that.
With a neck and shape like that you'd make a helluva prop.
Thanks a lot.
Submitted by _SuSpEcT_ (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuckin great stuff. keep it up
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:28:49 EDT (#)
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Nice camwhore...
This made me crack up though:
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:25 (#)
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Alright Kaos here's what you do. Take that shirt and any other flesh coloured clothing you have and burn them; 'cause, you know, if you lose them you might find them again.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:16:11 (#)
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That has a wonderful sexual conotation to it.
I've already made it abundently clear that inion can "slap her face into my body."
... or whatever you kids call it these days...
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Assault and Battery.
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foreplay.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:56:06 (#)
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If you were a dog, you'd be a bulldog, huh?
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That's the meanest thing I've ever seen anyone type on Uber ever.
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No way, I don't mean it MEAN! I like dogs. Kaos is handsome. He also has that gruff/stocky bulldog look to him.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:22:33 EDT (#)
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next post: kaos vs. Method in Greco-Roman Wrestling
Make it happen.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:19:39 EDT (#)
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Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:16:42 EDT (#)
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Ha ha!!! This was awesome.
Stands, Claps...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:16:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:10:05 (#)
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Good Lord, man. Where's your neck, you beefy fucker? You look like you would make an excellent battering ram. In fact, if I were you, I would put my head down and run directly into as many things/people as I could, because I would not fear a neck injury.
Just sayin'.
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HA! Yeah, I'm a big dude. 5' 11" and 255lbs. Size 14 shoes and I have to wear size 42 pants with a belt so they'll fit over my thighs. I threw shot and disk in school and I've retained that build. Just a good bit softer around the middle now...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:16:11 EDT (#)
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That has a wonderful sexual conotation to it.
I've already made it abundently clear that inion can "slap her face into my body."
... or whatever you kids call it these days...
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Assault and Battery.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:11:59 EDT (#)
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Nice going big guy..
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:10:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:05:32 (#)
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If I hadn't already posted today I would slap inion's face onto your body
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That has a wonderful sexual conotation to it.
I've already made it abundently clear that inion can "slap her face into my body."
... or whatever you kids call it these days...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Lord, man. Where's your neck, you beefy fucker? You look like you would make an excellent battering ram. In fact, if I were you, I would put my head down and run directly into as many things/people as I could, because I would not fear a neck injury.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:05:32 EDT (#)
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If I hadn't already posted today I would slap inion's face onto your body.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:05:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:14 (#)
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Ha ha!
You look like Ram Man from the Old He-Man cartoons.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:04:50 EDT (#)
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haha. i so wish i could do the pen and ink think but other than being able to do really creepy drawings with ink i can't do anything more illustrative with the shit. i LOVE vine charcoal, eh on hard charcoal or the pencils. i like acrylic for the ease, i like oil cuz you can keep working on but it's a fucking cunt to dry.
hmmm there's this awesome art book that came into the office the other day i should get you the title so you could check it out.
would you really be the bulldog? probably not the french kind though...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:00:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:58 (#)
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Have you been wrestlin injuns again?
There is some red stuff on your shirt
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What's fucked up is, you don't know how close to the truth that is...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-19 10:00:06 EDT (#)
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i'm listening to the mountain goats
"hail satan"
just thought i'd let you know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:58:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:54:22 (#)
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You guys should start an uber camwhore bandwagon today, it'd be fun to see.
Judging from apperances alone, you look like a cool guy. That's awfuly superficial of me to say.
If you were a dog, you'd be a bulldog, huh
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I have a feeling today will be the day of camwhores...
Thank you for the coolness rating. I think. A bulldog? Hmmm...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:56:57 EDT (#)
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*sigh* I have no witty comment.
I shall think of one and come back.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:56:51 EDT (#)
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You look like a 'Dave'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:56:06 EDT (#)
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If you were a dog, you'd be a bulldog, huh?
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That's the meanest thing I've ever seen anyone type on Uber ever.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:51:37 (#)
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sidenote: what's your favorite medium?
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Well, I do mostly illustrative pen & ink work.
I hate Charcoal with all of my being.
I actually prefer Acrylic to Oil for some reason, but...
My new thing is using Oil Pastels then brushing them out with Turpenoid
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:55:16 EDT (#)
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oh yeah
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:54:22 EDT (#)
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You guys should start an uber camwhore bandwagon today, it'd be fun to see.
Judging from apperances alone, you look like a cool guy. That's awfuly superficial of me to say.
If you were a dog, you'd be a bulldog, huh?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:51:37 EDT (#)
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you look like the guy you never wanna piss off at a bar. or the one you don't want to wake too suddenly. that'd make me poke you with a stick.
sidenote: what's your favorite medium?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:50:28 EDT (#)
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yeah, but if you end your post asking the readers what type of beauty they prefer, it WILL get most heated. especially when 99% of this site have TONS of pictures of girls they will never have on their HD. like me. fact of uberlife
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:49:32 EDT (#)
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COMMENT? WHJTIO;puj;
Small head, at least.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:48:20 EDT (#)
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Shadow - semi-well groomed chin thingy...
Retro - In 120some post. I've only been on Most Heated, like, 3 times. It freaks me out.
Method - Give us a big grin!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:47:31 EDT (#)
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hahahahahhaha. good thing you didn't put method's head up there, no amount of gesso would've been able to cover that. you'd hafta plaster that shit.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:46:48 EDT (#)
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method, were you PISSED that kaos called your bluff?
i found that sentance funny
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:46:26 EDT (#)
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welcome back to most heated btw
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:44:40 EDT (#)
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P.S. you write like a girl
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:44:20 EDT (#)
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its a good thing you fashion a jawline out of facial hair because if not for that, it would seem you are jawless.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:44:01 EDT (#)
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Ok Man-At-Arms, I'll post a camwhore, but I ain't got no sign or anything, and I'm at work, so it'll just be a plain "rip me to shreds" camwhore
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:43:15 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i gotta say i'm starting to like Caul, he is such a cunt, but his insults are usually funny.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:43:00 EDT (#)
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per se, that's PER SE
i suck
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:42:26 EDT (#)
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not hairy rer se, but fuzzy
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to figure out if that's just low-res pic quality or if you let your 5 o'clock shadow grow in the place of what looks like a well groomed chin thingy... you look fuzzy in general though
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BEFORE I READ THE REST, YOUR POST YESTERDAY WAS OF THE HITWHORE VARIETY SO I DONT KNOW WHY YOU ARE SURPRISED IT MADE HEAT. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH HITWHORING/HEATWHORING AND WHAT NOT.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow..you look like you could toss me around easily. Sweet camwhore.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
liar.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look JUST LIKE a my flatmate's ex boytoy, except I believe he had no eyebrow ring.
*any insults I throw onto your thread are meant purely for entertainment purposes and are not to be taken literally or personally
fatty.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you been wrestlin injuns again?
There is some red stuff on your shirt
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright Kaos here's what you do. Take that shirt and any other flesh coloured clothing you have and burn them; 'cause, you know, if you lose them you might find them again.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-19 09:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha!
You look like Ram Man from the Old He-Man cartoons.