Respond Urgently Please (628 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.33 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jamil A. Troure (jamil_troure.at.hotmail.com) (View user info) at 2006-05-21 07:03:11 EDT
Good day,
I am pleased to introduce a business opportunity that will be beneficial to
both you and me. It involves transferring to your overseas account the sum of
($7.5;US Dollars) Seven Thousand, Five Hundred Dollars, from one of the Fidelity
Finance & Security Company here in Dakar-Senegal.
I am Jamil A. Troure the Auditor General in the Fidelity finance
& Security Company here in Dakar Senegal west Africa, During the course of
our auditing , I discovered a floating fund in an account opened since 1982 and
till date no body has operated or filed papers to claim the fund.
After going through the records I discovered that the owner of the account,
Engr. Mahmoud Al-Salem Shafiq an Iraqi oil merchant, died in the month of October 2005
in an auto crash. Since there was not infomation concerning additional members of
his family, next of kin or known relation, the fund has been declared
floating and if nobody comes forward for it, will be forfeited to the government.
Since I hardly know any foreigner,I am only contacting you as a foreigner
to stand and apply as his next of kin because this
money can not be approved to a local person here as his next of kin.
I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management
is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to you upon your positive
response and once I am convinced of your capability and assurance that you
will never never let me down.
At the conclussion of this project ,we may proceed into an investment as
equal partners with you in charge, pending my resignation from the company,
but method of sharing profit should be based on 15% for you and rest for me
and my colleague.
Regarding moral justification of the fund ,i wouldn't want you to consider
it sinful. If you had being the victim ,Certainly you wouldn't be happy
having your hard earned fund shared among government as an unclaimed deposit
I believe they are many other aspects of life we may contribute with this
fund to help the less priveledged and the needy in our society .
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pure comic genus
that's right I said genus
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-21 11:58:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:43:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:01:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone with 47 alters loses the right to complain about them, you fucking shitbird.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait, this is for only $7500?
SHIT NIGGA, I DONT GET OUTA BED FOR LESS THAN $10 MILLION
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
For fucks sake. This is the most unoriginal thing i ever read.
vvv old 419
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 23:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit camping on my post, fatboy. And rein in your damn alters.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
He's quick and resourceful.
Wait.
No, wrong adjectives.
He's a dipshit and a cock-muncher.
yeah, that sounds better...
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mister.jay.peg.at.gmail.com
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the funny thing, that's an e-mail addy I haven't used in damn near 2 years.
I only have it for the Yahoo fantasy football and baseball leagues.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow Jax, I was starting to think that JGreening was an asshole for ragging on you so much, but you just totally convinced me otherwise. JGreening, as much as I despise picking on retards, carry on please. Unless this is just a shitty alter. Then I will kill you.
Submitted by doubleC (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're just a sore loser Jax, try not to be such an ass.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please contact me here: jgreening072.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-21 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fow Shure Neegah
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Conclussion; A mixture between an ending and severe trauma to the head.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Relax. Once you account for the exchange rate, that's only like $5 American. You'd be losing $2 on the deal.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-21 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
weak, even for you.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-21 11:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:43:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:01:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone with 47 alters loses the right to complain about them, you fucking shitbird.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-21 11:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
phuk eww.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:01:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone with 47 alters loses the right to complain about them, you fucking shitbird.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my uncled died october last year?
Submitted by King_Uther (user info) at 2006-05-21 08:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone with 47 alters loses the right to complain about them, you fucking shitbird.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 07:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCKING HELL THE ALTERS ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK AGAIN!
SOMEONE GET THE INDUSTRIAL CAN OF RAID!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 07:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHIT!
EMAIL me ASAP georgemichaelhere.at.gmail.com
Fuck you jgreening now I'm gonna be rich as shlongy and buy the hotel you work at and fire you