Good to be a Detroit fan... (789 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.49 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2006-05-21 14:28:26 EDT
Yeah, so what. We have crime, high unemployment, a dying major economy, public ridicule ever turn you take. The city is still dirty, the crime too high and the prostitutes still are missing teeth. (Badass told me so)
We have our sports, and lately we've had a lot to enjoy. Starting with the lions...er, ok they still suck.
The Pistons have been one the best teams in the league the past few years. The Tigers are starting to become exciting and the Wings, while failing in the playoffs way too soon the past few years, have been a very successful organization.
What I am trying to say is...it sucks to be a Detroiter...unless you live in Cleveland!
GO FUCKING PISTONS!
..you may continue this silly little website
I said move along
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-31 05:27:03 EDT (#)
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Xcuses, you are invited to join DPMIII if you like and are on in the next few days.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude... Uber Fantasy Football: http://www.ubersite.com/m/91485
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-08-03 08:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF, I come back to uber and you're not there to camp out on posts with. Uncool.
Imma email you now.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIT B-A-S-K-E-T-B-A-L-L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:49:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Detroit. Fuck the Pistons, and especially Fuck the Tigers.
You guys are just another Chicago wannabe anyway. And a pathetic one at that.
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Fuck Chicago, Fuck Ohio, Fuck the fucking fuckers in their fucking fuckholes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-22 16:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR GEORGE PLIMPTON
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Detroit. Fuck the Pistons, and especially Fuck the Tigers.
You guys are just another Chicago wannabe anyway. And a pathetic one at that.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congratulations on having a team with FOUR ALL STARS who get taken to a game seven by a team with one star and a team full of role players. If you had lost to the Cavs, it would have been the most pathetic collapse since the 8th seed Nuggets took apart the top-seeded Sonics back in the early nineties thanks to the paint domination of ("Who wants to sex") Dikembe Mutumbo. Seriously, you're bragging about a team who needed seven games to beat the Cavs...words fail me. Wait, no they don't.
Let's be honest here, Day-twah will NOT win the championship with Flip Murray as their head coach because aside from McDyess and Hunter he doesn't trust his bench anymore. What's Delk getting, four minutes a game? What about Evans? Three or four? That means they have a seven man roation, and anyone who knows anything about basketball knows you can't beat a team like any of the remaining teams in the West when you have a seven man rotation. It just doesn't work, and if you think it does, you're wrong. In fact, I hope the Suns or the Mavs make it to the finals with the Pissed-Ons, because they will run them up and down the court so much that Tayshaun Prince and Ben Wallace will collapse before the fourth quarter even starts. 41 & 42 minutes a game? I don't think so. And if they do play that much, they won't have the legs to make any shots in crunch time.
Lastly, how does it feel to have the whiniest fucking team in the league? I've never in my life seen a team bitch and moan as much as the Pissed-Ons when they get called for fouls. Rasheed Wallace is the basketball equivalent to a five year old who doesn't get his way. Honestly, if he played for the Cavs, I would stop watching until he left the team....he's that obnoxious and pouty. And all I hear from Pissed-On fans is that their team gets called for too many fouls and there is some sort of conspiracy against them. FUCK. THAT. They clutch and grab jerseys on every single play. They're lucky they don't get 40 fouls a game!
In conslusion, fuck the Pissed-Ons and to a lesser extent, fuck the rest of Detroit and ALL of Michigan. Have fun the rest of the playoffs. Go Heat.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-05-22 00:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUUUUUUUCK YEAH BABY!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring fucking basketball...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:09:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin' pistons...
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin' pistons...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:49:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Fuck you, Shaq. Dickface son of a bitch....
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NO DON'T SAY THAT SHAQ IS GOD'S SECOND GIFT TO BASKET BALL! GO HEAT WOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell have you been hidin?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CO, did you say FUCK THE ROCKIES?
I hate you.
Hatehatehatehatehate
I was at the game today, kicked aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuuuuuusssssssss.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 19:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BUT YOU GOT EMINEM WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-21 19:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, that game set basketball back 46 years. How ugly could it get?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Fuck you, Shaq. Dickface son of a bitch....
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-21 17:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRING ON MIAMI!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:35:49 EDT (#)
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Lebron's gonna step it up big. Just you wait.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:32:43 EDT (#)
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feels good huh?
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Red Wings!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still cry at night over the Red Wings.
Mostly because I live in Edmonton and every friggin' car flag, jersey, full body tattoo, etc. I see is a stab in the heart.
*weeps*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-21 15:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LIEK WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO W/O JOEY?!?!?!11?!?
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Joey's gahn.
I needed this post, I love the sports scene right now around here.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-21 14:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sympathy +2:
The single reason it's not good to be a Detriot fan: LIONS
OMG LIEK WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO W/O JOEY?!?!?!11?!?
...oh yeah and you have to like those pussy Red Wings.
Bob Probert is the only redeeming quality of that hockey team that's named after when a chick's on the rag.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-21 14:38:25 EDT (#)
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It's better to be a Denver fan, BEEEYOTCH.
Javon MotherFucking Walker in da hizzzzzzzzeeeee!
FOR SHEEZY.
Broncos (will go 13-3 in regular season, home field for the playoffs and win the whole shebang)
Nuggets
Avalanche
Crush
Rapids
Mammoth
(Fuck the) Rockies
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-05-21 14:35:30 EDT (#)
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I love sports