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I've never had an orgasm. (5285 hits)

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Rating: -1.29 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by rosemadder (View user info) at 2006-05-21 20:37:29 EDT

Discuss.

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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:04:01 (#)
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Nobody ever got back to me about whether fat womens vaginas shrunk just like fat blokes cocks. Shame that, it's entirely possible that it will be fat women who lead the sexual healing initive which will see mankind transcend war and poverty.
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If anything, I would imagine a fat chicks giner would become deeper, but it wouldn't be deeper in the sense of more vaginal wall, just extra fold to penetrate before hitting the honeypot.

On my way to work, I saw the most atrocious woman at the bus stop. She was severly obese, WEARING A DENIM SKIRT and judgeing by the way she was sitting, extremely exhausted from her walk. He knees were a good four feet apart, but there was thankfully no way to see past mid thigh because the multiple leg fat folds overflowed each other.

...I'm gonna have nightmares.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:14:58 EDT (#)
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No.

Submitted by skalors (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:30:49 EDT (#)
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Rose, are you tall? Do you have a problem with men constantly coming to fast?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:04:01 EDT (#)
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Nobody ever got back to me about whether fat womens vaginas shrunk just like fat blokes cocks. Shame that, it's entirely possible that it will be fat women who lead the sexual healing initive which will see mankind transcend war and poverty.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:18 EDT (#)
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You're so fucking fat you probably can't even find your vagina.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:44:39 EDT (#)
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I've never had an orgasm. (Rating: -1.35 on 34 reviews, last by SilvrWolf 69 minutes ago)
Submitted by rosemadder (View user info) at 2006-05-21 20:37:29
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As subtle a hint as the Uberserver can offer, dearie.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:31:50 EDT (#)
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At this rate, you never will.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:29:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:16:01 EDT (#)
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You're fat.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:11:55 EDT (#)
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I wasted upwards of 7 mouse clicks on this post

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:03:53 EDT (#)
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that's because you're sucking too much cock.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:58:31 EDT (#)
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You have now, pap smear.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:33:54 EDT (#)
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Try fucking yourself with a shotgun! I hear it works great!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:24:50 EDT (#)
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Try a jackhammer.

Submitted by princecharles (user info) at 2006-05-22 03:57:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 02:17:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:39:06 EDT (#)
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Ever had an intelligent thought? Actually, don't bother to answer that.

Submitted by et3rnal_bli5s (user info) at 2006-05-22 00:49:46 EDT (#)
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well I wouldn't know what to say. ur missing out on the best thing EVER

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-22 00:05:49 EDT (#)
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Team up with DOODLES, he's never given a woman an orgasm so you 2 lovebirds can try together

Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2006-05-21 23:55:59 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry?

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-05-21 22:46:36 EDT (#)
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Skate it off.

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:54:39 EDT (#)
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I'm old and my penis doesn't work as well as it once did.

Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:41:32 EDT (#)
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asl?

Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:37:59 EDT (#)
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Jax, a match made in heaven

Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:35:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87916

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:22:12 EDT (#)
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how sad......for you......clean your crack and try again.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:15:24 EDT (#)
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i still have a couple books to go, but i'm convinced that cuthbert is the crimson king.

that is all.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:13:11 EDT (#)
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Big whoop.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:08:35 EDT (#)
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me either

discuss

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:00:21 EDT (#)
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How about you give me your social security number instead.

Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:00:04 EDT (#)
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my first evar!

Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:59:46 EDT (#)
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ooh!!! good burn jgreening! ouch! and a very special -2!!!

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:52:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:15:57 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-07 20:49:16 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:44:46 EDT (#)
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No.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 20:43:00 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm sure that stench coming off of you that reminds people of rotting roadkill has something to do with it.

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