sex (3395 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.23 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-22 07:37:04 EDT
discuss
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-22 22:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this guy is sick of uber and all the bullshit, right?
what?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-06-25 12:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
(haha, you see what I did there, with the whole 'suck' thing being like, totally double like punning thing, with total sexual undertones and also, like, sucking because like, you know, the post sucked. Goddam, I'm like so hot at this I'm going to masturbate to this message)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2006-06-25 12:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the "discuss" series is now one of my favorites
Submitted by ThoreauMe (user info) at 2006-06-19 23:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-19 23:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've never had it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-05-31 08:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It is what is going to put you behind bars. Sex with underage individuals is called child molestation, Zakalwe. And it is severely illegal. I hope you die before you ruin more lives.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, the old bait and switch! Well FUCK YOU!!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dipshit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-23 00:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:10:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
my nigga
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your anti-American rhetoric does better than this. Just a suggestion.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:10:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:50:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
knob
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cheese
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whiz
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:50:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
knob
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cheese
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:43:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:52:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I had some on Saturday night with a complete stranger cause I'm a whore.
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TL, I was incomplete and strange before our too-brief encounter. I am now both complete and stranger. Do you want that weird leather thing back, by the way?
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Yes please. It cost an arm and leg.
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
knob
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Honestly. What do you think we were going to say?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sick of these
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and no, nothing has grown up my ass.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:09:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, we grown ups all have it.
If you want to know more go to www.google.com and type "SEX" into the little search bar in the middle under the word "Google" then maybe you could get yourself some Aids, then maybe some cancer and finally a nice dose of Herpes to finish you off you stupid cunt!
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After a review like that, 1984 better NOT be the year you were born. Grown-up my ass.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:52:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I had some on Saturday night with a complete stranger cause I'm a whore.
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TL, I was incomplete and strange before our too-brief encounter. I am now both complete and stranger. Do you want that weird leather thing back, by the way?
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Yes please. It cost an arm and leg.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-22 13:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:52:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn zak you're not funny, you're not original, you sure as hell can't write even half decent shit, so the way I see it is, go back to posting porn or sit down and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:52:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I had some on Saturday night with a complete stranger cause I'm a whore.
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TL, I was incomplete and strange before our too-brief encounter. I am now both complete and stranger. Do you want that weird leather thing back, by the way?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had some on Saturday night with a complete stranger cause I'm a whore.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, we grown ups all have it.
If you want to know more go to www.google.com and type "SEX" into the little search bar in the middle under the word "Google" then maybe you could get yourself some Aids, then maybe some cancer and finally a nice dose of Herpes to finish you off you stupid cunt!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
could you please post photos of hot men for us girls.
thanx
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile
hence, the plus one
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S FUN
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to posting porn, it's the only thing you're good for.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Trying what?
To see how shitty your posts can be and still garner 1K hits?
Submitted by Tyran (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is gayer than richard simmons having sex with peewee herman while he's jerkin off to giant hairy man titts in the middle of time square
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is gayer than richard simmons vacationing in san francisco.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jay: fuck off
doodles: tell me who you are, then fuck off
the rest of you can get a life, I'm trying.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
use of the word sex in a title on the famous serious writer's forum ubersite should garner readers from across the world, thanks to the magic that is the internet
Submitted by Tyran (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post is gay so i give it a -2, but beefy was mildly entertaining so i give it a -1. You should thank beefy....
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What Doodles said.
Submitted by Beefy (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't be mad if porn was posted. Especially if it was of someone fucking in the back seat of a Honda Civic, with her anus made into a puppet.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn zak you're not funny, you're not original, you sure as hell can't write even half decent shit, so the way I see it is, go back to posting porn or sit down and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ENOUGH TALK! FUCK NOW!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's when I make a finger puppet out of her anus and stick a cock in her cunt simultaneously.
Submitted by Beefy (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When a man loves a woman, or spends $25 an hour for one, they usually get together and have sex. Whether that be in a bed, or in a no-tell-motel, or in the back seat of a Honda Civic, it's usually not too magical. Just a lot of grunting, and groaning, and sweat, and cramps from the lack of space in the back seat of a Civic. Then the man takes the woman back to her corner and goes home to his wife.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please dont bother . "lol"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment