Method is a devout Catholic, a fat man with a hairy chest and small package, and what appears to be stretch marks from giving birth. (1059 hits)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2006-05-22 10:26:44 EDT
Can you still taste foreskin on those fat Greek lips of yours, faggotopolous?
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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:31:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:38:22 EDT (#)
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Linkwhores welcome.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:23:04 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88220
Obligatory "Returning the favour" linkwhore
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:51:04 EDT (#)
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In that case, my pecker smells exclusively of kittens and cinnamon buns.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:42:14 EDT (#)
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My cock, in fact does smell. But it smells like kittens and cinnamon buns. Girls like that shit. But it's clean. Smelly, but clean.
Oops, I mean it smells like manly stuff, like motor oil and beer.
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You know back when birmingham had a motor industry there where many stories about fellows who would go to urinate with motor oil on their hands. They would clean the oil of thier hands with swarfega immediatly but their tackle would remain exposed to the oil. Thus, after a decade or two, many workers suffered testicular cancer. There was something of an epidemic in Brum during the eigthies.
True story.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:38:41 EDT (#)
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Comountain dude there are several pictures of him, and many have seen him in person.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:35:37 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:19:17 (#)
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It's a dash. No underscore. But you can call me Jeep. Like G.P.? General purpose? You know?
And my pecker most certainly is NOT dirty.
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How would you know? I mean, it's your pecker so if it stank you just wouldn't notice it by now. For all you know everybody you know says "G-prime smells of penis" behind your back.
It's a thought that keeps me up at night so I personally make a point of asking strangers whether they can smell cock. I don't see any other way of being sure.
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My cock, in fact does smell. But it smells like kittens and cinnamon buns. Girls like that shit. But it's clean. Smelly, but clean.
Oops, I mean it smells like manly stuff, like motor oil and beer.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:19:17 (#)
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It's a dash. No underscore. But you can call me Jeep. Like G.P.? General purpose? You know?
And my pecker most certainly is NOT dirty.
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How would you know? I mean, it's your pecker so if it stank you just wouldn't notice it by now. For all you know everybody you know says "G-prime smells of penis" behind your back.
It's a thought that keeps me up at night so I personally make a point of asking strangers whether they can smell cock. I don't see any other way of being sure.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:28:09 EDT (#)
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Is there only one pic of Method on this site?
...if so, that should seem a little fishy.
Unless he's been seen in person, I suppose.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:19:17 EDT (#)
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It's a dash. No underscore. But you can call me Jeep. Like G.P.? General purpose? You know?
And my pecker most certainly is NOT dirty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:05:34 EDT (#)
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I'm not having anything to do with your dirty pecker G_P.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:03:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:00:22 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:57:43 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:50:57 (#)
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Being serious though just thinking about the huge number of sexual positions you could try with a woman with only one leg makes my mouth water. If we could just get rid of one of my arms then we would be a perfectly matching couple, able to spoon in any situation.
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*wink* *wink*
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Ace. As long as Method is dead, I'll be well in there in ten years when she's grown proper desperate.
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Not if I have anything to say about it. AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT???
Well...
Are you two into what the Irish call a ménage à trois?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:01:38 EDT (#)
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Same thing is happening with the chick behind Method and the guy behind her.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:00:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:57:43 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:50:57 (#)
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Being serious though just thinking about the huge number of sexual positions you could try with a woman with only one leg makes my mouth water. If we could just get rid of one of my arms then we would be a perfectly matching couple, able to spoon in any situation.
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*wink* *wink*
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Ace. As long as Method is dead, I'll be well in there in ten years when she's grown proper desperate.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 12:00:14 EDT (#)
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I love the facial expressions of the two guys on the left. The guy in behind is ejaculating all over the other guy's back, while talking to somebody on the phone (who is presumably also jacking off). The expression of the guy in front is that of realisation that there is something warm and wet dribbling on his back, just before he reaches around to check it out.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:58:58 EDT (#)
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THERE ARE ONLY TWO MINUTES LEFT IN INTERNATIONAL TRASH METHOD DAY!
Methods arsehole has become so big that he is considering outsourcing it's function.
Methods big fat waps (wabs?) are so big that his pet kitten keeps trying to suckle off him.
Methods balls are so big his nieces and nephews use them as a floatation device when they go to the beach.
Methods allure is so great that NASA have a plan to divert asteroids by strapping a Saturn V to his ass and using him as decoy fodder.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:57:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:50:57 (#)
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Being serious though just thinking about the huge number of sexual positions you could try with a woman with only one leg makes my mouth water. If we could just get rid of one of my arms then we would be a perfectly matching couple, able to spoon in any situation.
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*wink* *wink*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:56:06 EDT (#)
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I was talking to myself, thank you very much, I use uber as an online version of notepad
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:55:13 EDT (#)
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It's difficult to understand who Method is talking to. It's good though, simulates the real life experience of Method constantly scratching his neck and his nose with his eyes darting all over the place... difficult to guess who he's addressing in a public space you know?
If it's just you and him it's just awkward.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:52:57 EDT (#)
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fuckin bitch, you're gonna pay for THAT shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:50:57 EDT (#)
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Being serious though just thinking about the huge number of sexual positions you could try with a woman with only one leg makes my mouth water. If we could just get rid of one of my arms then we would be a perfectly matching couple, able to spoon in any situation.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:49:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:46:19 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:22:25 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:37 (#)
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In all fairness, if TigerLilly was unconcious I wouldn't say no.
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I pray to God that you would at least take a wet rag to her face beforehand...
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Would you consider that foreplay?
And NO..I've never see that fat greek naked. Ewww
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I'm afraid the foreplay would be rather clumsy as I am not very familiar with alan keys. Still it would make sex much more efficent as I'd only have to remove one of the arms off my chair.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:46:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:22:25 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:37 (#)
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In all fairness, if TigerLilly was unconcious I wouldn't say no.
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I pray to God that you would at least take a wet rag to her face beforehand...
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Would you consider that foreplay?
And NO..I've never see that fat greek naked. Ewww
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:22:25 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:37 (#)
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In all fairness, if TigerLilly was unconcious I wouldn't say no.
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I pray to God that you would at least take a wet rag to her face beforehand...
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Do you think I'm some kind of fairy who carries around wet wipes? It's prissy yuppies like you who are too scared of getting dirty to do an honest days graft that has brought America to her knees.
Bring back national service, I say.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:22:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:37 (#)
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In all fairness, if TigerLilly was unconcious I wouldn't say no.
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I pray to God that you would at least take a wet rag to her face beforehand...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:14:13 EDT (#)
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DID NOT
SHES A FILTHY LYING SLUT
SHE HAS NEVER SEEN ME NAKED
JESUS CHRIST
I CAN SAY WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE THAT I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH AAAAANY GIRL FROM UBERSITE.
I'M NOT SAYING I WOULDN'T, I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NEVER HAPPENED, THANK GOD
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:11:37 EDT (#)
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In all fairness, if TigerLilly was unconcious I wouldn't say no.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 11:03:23 EDT (#)
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OMGWTF TL AND METHOD HAD TEH NASTY UBER MOUST KNWO
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:59:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:40:46 (#)
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I really look like that nekkid = (
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No you don't.
What?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:51:46 EDT (#)
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There are so many GOOD things about this post...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:42:00 EDT (#)
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That comment was for Shlongy.
Stretch marks, anybody? <--- for teh (V)
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:40:53 EDT (#)
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That's what happens when you touch yourself in the bathing suit area. Sinner. You will burn in Hell along with all the other Jews and unbaptised babies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:40:46 EDT (#)
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I really look like that nekkid = (
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:39:14 EDT (#)
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AIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm blind. Thanks a lot, asshole.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:38:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:31:55 (#)
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ian thorpe you're not.
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who the hell is she, and why are you comparing me to her?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:32:42 EDT (#)
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I just noticed the worried/disgusted look on the face of the woman in the middle. She was having a lovely time.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:31:55 EDT (#)
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ian thorpe you're not.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:31:24 EDT (#)
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Damn! That chain would match my dubs all perfect like...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:31:03 EDT (#)
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Ow! Something in the back of my brain just popped. And not in a good way.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:30:32 EDT (#)
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Auto IHAKF +2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-22 10:28:17 EDT (#)
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ooo dear....