What's that? You're New Here? I Advise You Take A Gander At This Soon, Before It's Too Late (1568 hits)
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Submitted by Mountain (View user info) at 2006-05-22 17:13:54 EDT
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I wrote a post about my fish getting killed once.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-05-26 18:34:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's "soldering iron", dipskank.
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OMG UR LEIK THE FIRZT PERZON TO POINT THAT OUT!!! LOLZERS!!!
asshat
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-05-26 18:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's "soldering iron", dipskank.
Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-05-26 18:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I thought it was cute and funny. It was interesting to read, but even more interesting was the plethora of comments following the post. Some of these people seem scary!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better late than never.
Great post.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Internet fighting is kewl.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-24 09:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha ha classic!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 04:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:46:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:35:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
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you say that over the internet but i bet if i let you fuck me you would be too scared to.
just admit that you never get laid, youngster. why not take some drugs, thats what youth is
for. you are wasting your youth trying to curry favour with a website community whose members don't know that you exist - and those who do know you exist don't like you.
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Sure, that's coming from somebody who has at least 4 active alters, and is to big a pussy to say what he wants to under his 'real' account, get a life and get off my cock, bitch.
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only one account here pal. plus you did not address the point that no one likes you. you must subscribe to j greenings school of defence: "if someone insults me, i will call them an alter" which is a cop out, because its just a way of dodging a valid point eg. jgreening is fat and fucks his cats, you are a little homo who has never had sex. "get off my cock bitch" - there is no
way in hell you would ever say that to anyone in real life. i know your kind. i am tempted to pay for your trip to my country, then bash you. we can fight with gloves if you like. i will tie one hand behind my back if you like. i will punch your cunt in. nah just kidding, lets be mates
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this exchange kills me, this earns a plus 1 and the post earns a plus 1.
p.s DOODLES just cop it on the chin like a man, you take this shit WAY too seriously
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-24 04:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-24 04:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No spell check?
I'm up in the air here. I want to +1 because I was amused at some parts, but I want to -2 because this is a perfect example of the ubersite circle jerk. This was a sloppy post, but decent satire.
Why would washing my hands with soap and water help my eyesight?
Why would I catch on fire for posting something shitty? Most Heated?
I'm really kind of disappointed with this post. Those little cartoons are so inherently funny that you pretty much can't go wrong in manipulating them but I feel like you were just being lazy in throwing this together. I excpected much more funny from this in the beginning than I found by the end.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Random Comment.
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I, for one, am vastly entertained by neatly coiled piles of poop.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not as awesome as your other stuff but still made me smile.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mo Comment.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure Johnny, but the thing about jgreening fucking his cats made me chuckle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:35:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
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you say that over the internet but i bet if i let you fuck me you would be too scared to.
just admit that you never get laid, youngster. why not take some drugs, thats what youth is
for. you are wasting your youth trying to curry favour with a website community whose members don't know that you exist - and those who do know you exist don't like you.
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I just love it when two total n00bs argue about who is less n00bier than the other - it's like trying to get yourself elected Vice-President of the Dipshit Club...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:59:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
only one account here pal. plus you did not address the point that no one likes you. you must subscribe to j greenings school of defence: "if someone insults me, i will call them an alter" which is a cop out, because its just a way of dodging a valid point eg. jgreening is fat and fucks his cats, you are a little homo who has never had sex. "get off my cock bitch" - there is no
way in hell you would ever say that to anyone in real life. i know your kind. i am tempted to pay for your trip to my country, then bash you. we can fight with gloves if you like. i will tie one hand behind my back if you like. i will punch your cunt in. nah just kidding, lets be mates.
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If you think I've never been in a fight, I have no friends, OR I've never told anyone they need to get the fuck off my dick, you, sir are saddly mistaken.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But whom whacked my fish, and why?!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh....
though i did like the whacking fish
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 09:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:51:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
This could have used a good hazcom symbol, but then that's true of most posts.
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That would be cool. A nice biohazard symbol for Shit Posts - or maybe instead of the little Saddam Hussein guy for Politics/Iraq. Quick, someone turn on the Bart-Signal.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-23 09:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 23:27:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-22 22:31:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
"sautering iron"... fucking "sautering iron"?!?
This was a headed for a positive rating until that little fuck-up.
The word is "soldering".
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hahahahahaaha... haven't seen that yet!
OMG LIEK ONE MISSPELLED WORD IN MS PAINT AND I SHOULD DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
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No, you should *be* drawn and quartered. ;-) Have a +2 for being such a good sport.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This could have used a good hazcom symbol, but then that's true of most posts.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Since when is a -2 from Shlongy RARE?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-23 08:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
M
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-23 07:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:46:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:35:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
__________________
you say that over the internet but i bet if i let you fuck me you would be too scared to.
just admit that you never get laid, youngster. why not take some drugs, thats what youth is
for. you are wasting your youth trying to curry favour with a website community whose members don't know that you exist - and those who do know you exist don't like you.
---
Sure, that's coming from somebody who has at least 4 active alters, and is to big a pussy to say what he wants to under his 'real' account, get a life and get off my cock, bitch.
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only one account here pal. plus you did not address the point that no one likes you. you must subscribe to j greenings school of defence: "if someone insults me, i will call them an alter" which is a cop out, because its just a way of dodging a valid point eg. jgreening is fat and fucks his cats, you are a little homo who has never had sex. "get off my cock bitch" - there is no
way in hell you would ever say that to anyone in real life. i know your kind. i am tempted to pay for your trip to my country, then bash you. we can fight with gloves if you like. i will tie one hand behind my back if you like. i will punch your cunt in. nah just kidding, lets be mates.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 04:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-23 03:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad CO
I think i'll take care of the wanabe asshole right now.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 23:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-22 22:31:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
"sautering iron"... fucking "sautering iron"?!?
This was a headed for a positive rating until that little fuck-up.
The word is "soldering".
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hahahahahaaha... haven't seen that yet!
OMG LIEK ONE MISSPELLED WORD IN MS PAINT AND I SHOULD DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-22 22:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"sautering iron"... fucking "sautering iron"?!?
This was a headed for a positive rating until that little fuck-up.
The word is "soldering".
Sheesh. If you're going to write about Uber (especially if you're going to act like you "belong" here), you must understand that you HAVE to be flawless in your execution. Even a simple error such as the one above discredits your worthiness to post on such matters. I'm sure one of the others have nailed you on this already, but I can't arsed to check the reviews right now.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should you be actually ablaze, do not take off in a mad sprint for an open window
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wonderful!!
Submitted by KungFu (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Who whacked my fish and why?" HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:35:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
__________________
you say that over the internet but i bet if i let you fuck me you would be too scared to.
just admit that you never get laid, youngster. why not take some drugs, thats what youth is
for. you are wasting your youth trying to curry favour with a website community whose members don't know that you exist - and those who do know you exist don't like you.
---
Sure, that's coming from somebody who has at least 4 active alters, and is to big a pussy to say what he wants to under his 'real' account, get a life and get off my cock, bitch.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
---
Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
__________________
you say that over the internet but i bet if i let you fuck me you would be too scared to.
just admit that you never get laid, youngster. why not take some drugs, thats what youth is
for. you are wasting your youth trying to curry favour with a website community whose members don't know that you exist - and those who do know you exist don't like you.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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I'd high five you if I could. That's what I was trying to say, except a little more blunt and a lot funnier.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8 P.M. rather
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
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Your opinon, it's * P.M. you fucking moron, I do, I have, and only when thinking of tapping your sweet ass. I love you.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:47:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
General patterns, mi amigo, general patterns... I'm aware of how short that particular conversation was, I'm not an idiot. And I never said anything about your rating, are you sensitive about it or something? I was just pointing out the fact that you're new around here and trying to act like you're not. Newb is beautiful, Doodles. Accept your heritage.
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Just how I view Uber, and life in general, you're only as new or old as you act. So the way I see it, me knowing more about Uber and it's workings makes me less new than wookie not knowing what he was referencing. About my rating, I'm just pointing out that I was consistently horrible when I started and I'm now consistently decent.
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you are consistently a fuckwit doodles. go to bed, you have school in the morning. you
have never been laid, and you get erections at inappropriate times.
Submitted by mono_blanco (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent work with the fish...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I wish I'd thought of using these images for a post. When I saw them the first time in the 'in case of terror threat' context, I laughed for days. My favorite is the guy pondering a biohazard with the aerosol can.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
General patterns, mi amigo, general patterns... I'm aware of how short that particular conversation was, I'm not an idiot. And I never said anything about your rating, are you sensitive about it or something? I was just pointing out the fact that you're new around here and trying to act like you're not. Newb is beautiful, Doodles. Accept your heritage.
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Just how I view Uber, and life in general, you're only as new or old as you act. So the way I see it, me knowing more about Uber and it's workings makes me less new than wookie not knowing what he was referencing. About my rating, I'm just pointing out that I was consistently horrible when I started and I'm now consistently decent.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
go fuck yourself, Wookie.
you're about as meh as this post.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and +2
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never said I was, all I said was he was fucking retarded for assuming that w're all to stupid to know when to use 'who' and 'whom' also, if you'd care to look my rating since I figured out what the fuck I'm doing is really more .80 through a solid 1. I never said I was an 'Uber Elite (method)'
I never said I was important, if you'd care to go reread what the short conversation was, the five or six brain cells you have might be able to figure that out. Thanks, bye.
Fuck spellcheck.
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General patterns, mi amigo, general patterns... I'm aware of how short that particular conversation was, I'm not an idiot. And I never said anything about your rating, are you sensitive about it or something? I was just pointing out the fact that you're new around here and trying to act like you're not. Newb is beautiful, Doodles. Accept your heritage.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:57:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Doodles? A gentle reminder...
User id: 25506
Registered on or around: 2006-02-26 19:25:20
# Messages posted: 27
# Reviews written: 1259
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 539
# Hits: 21709
Average rating of all messages: -0.17
You're not a guru, you're not an elite, you're just kind of an ass sometimes.
Not that I'm either of those three except maybe an ass sometimes, but at least I don't pretend like I'm some kind of important. Thanks, bye.
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Never said I was, all I said was he was fucking retarded for assuming that w're all to stupid to know when to use 'who' and 'whom' also, if you'd care to look my rating since I figured out what the fuck I'm doing is really more .80 through a solid 1. I never said I was an 'Uber Elite (method)'
I never said I was important, if you'd care to go reread what the short conversation was, the five or six brain cells you have might be able to figure that out. Thanks, bye.
Fuck spellcheck.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that shlongy photo is uncanny
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck is a sautering iron? Is that anything like a SOLDERING iron?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, Doodles? A gentle reminder...
User id: 25506
Registered on or around: 2006-02-26 19:25:20
# Messages posted: 27
# Reviews written: 1259
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 539
# Hits: 21709
Average rating of all messages: -0.17
You're not a guru, you're not an elite, you're just kind of an ass sometimes.
Not that I'm either of those three except maybe an ass sometimes, but at least I don't pretend like I'm some kind of important. Thanks, bye.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh!
Phew!
I am so relieved.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well I don't think that would work because I never came back to read your comment, apparently there a big thing going on between me and you that I wasn't aware of
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am JonnyX, and I approve this message.
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:57:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GAWD!! IMA RETAHD!!! I dun no nuthin' bout uber!!
BuhWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
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No you're a retard because
User id: 6128
You've been around awhile, but nobody knows you.
# Messages posted: 15
You've posted 15 posts in roughly two years.
# Reviews written: 2461
You hardly EVER review anything.
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 241
You have almost no reviews or hits.
# Hits: 9652
See above.
Nobody knows you, nobody cares, and yet you still try to impose proper grammar on an inside joke THAT ALL OF UBER KNOWS ABOUT. So my advice unto you is:
A. either learn about Uber and people who come here
2. Leave Uber so it's collective intelligence in rasied a few points.
chokomut icecreams. Get anally raped by a horse and then refer to choices A. or 2.
Fuck spellcheck
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was beautiful. I especially love the picture with the fish. Who would want to whack MY fish?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The funny thing is, I originally had the "m" on the "Who." You can tell because the text box initially went beyond the boundaries of the thought bubble. That's why, when you look closer, it looks like an oval with four points.
I used the little eraser tool on the "m" and moved the "who" over (the two lines were originally centered too, not left aligned).
Damnit!
Anyway, what's up with proffuckface? She's awfully moody lately. You should pay very close attention to the very last line of this post (before Fez, that is), sweetheart.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings with this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/87715#1969590
I was just trying to make a joke. If you look at other reviews, they got it, where I guess you took it a little too personally.
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings PFF. I promise I'll be more sensitive towards you in the future.
Can we still be friends?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The concept is funny, at least.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:57:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GAWD!! IMA RETAHD!!! I dun no nuthin' bout uber!!
BuhWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
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No you're a retard because
User id: 6128
You've been around awhile, but nobody knows you.
# Messages posted: 15
You've posted 15 posts in roughly two years.
# Reviews written: 2461
You hardly EVER review anything.
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 241
You have almost no reviews or hits.
# Hits: 9652
See above.
Nobody knows you, nobody cares, and yet you still try to impose proper grammar on an inside joke THAT ALL OF UBER KNOWS ABOUT. So my advice unto you is:
A. either learn about Uber and people who come here
2. Leave Uber so it's collective intelligence in rasied a few points.
chokomut icecreams. Get anally raped by a horse and then refer to choices A. or 2.
Fuck spellcheck
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GAWD!! IMA RETAHD!!! I dun no nuthin' bout uber!!
BuhWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
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No you're a retard because
User id: 6128
You've been around awhile, but nobody knows you.
# Messages posted: 15
You've posted 15 posts in roughly two years.
# Reviews written: 2461
You hardly EVER review anything.
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 241
You have almost no reviews or hits.
# Hits: 9652
See above.
Nobody knows you, nobody cares, and yet you still try to impose proper grammar on an inside joke THAT ALL OF UBER KNOWS ABOUT. So my advice unto you is:
A. either learn about Uber and people who come here
2. Leave Uber so it's collective intelligence in rasied a few points.
chokomut icecreams. Get anally raped by a horse and then refer to choices A. or 2.
Fuck spellcheck
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I like getting stuck in rubble.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:44:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
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Not in this context.
When you are deciding whether to use "who" or "whom" as the beginning to a question, it is easiest to consider the answer to the question. If the answer begins with he/she/they, use "who" to begin the question. If the answer begins with him/her/them, use "whom".
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Idiot.
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Awwwww... it's called having a life outside of uber.
Now, take all that thinly veiled, repressed homosexuality and shove it up your ass.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GAWD!! IMA RETAHD!!! I dun no nuthin' bout uber!!
BuhWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had internet talents...besides the obvious "getting broads off via AIM chat", I mean.
This was excellent and must reading for all newbies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
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Not in this context.
When you are deciding whether to use "who" or "whom" as the beginning to a question, it is easiest to consider the answer to the question. If the answer begins with he/she/they, use "who" to begin the question. If the answer begins with him/her/them, use "whom".
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Idiot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
==================================================
Not in this context.
When you are deciding whether to use "who" or "whom" as the beginning to a question, it is easiest to consider the answer to the question. If the answer begins with he/she/they, use "who" to begin the question. If the answer begins with him/her/them, use "whom".
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Way to show off that you, sir, know nothing about Uber and/or anyone who frequents the site. That was a reference to an Electro post 'but whom killed him and why?' Retard.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I always wondered what my life would be like if I had never stumbled across this shit hole.
-1 soldering iron
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.
==================================================
Not in this context.
When you are deciding whether to use "who" or "whom" as the beginning to a question, it is easiest to consider the answer to the question. If the answer begins with he/she/they, use "who" to begin the question. If the answer begins with him/her/them, use "whom".
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The idea has been done over and over again. This is a different take, so +1.
Mainly, it's for fish whacking.
Animal cruelty is a dish best served rare, with mashed potatoes.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHile funny as hell, you know posts like this are against the rules, sorry man. Have a 0.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
should be required reading before the first post.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Who whacked my fish and why?"
WHO?!?!?!?
-1 because you forgot the "M" on the end of that word.