That's some mighty fine killin' right thare if ya ask me (795 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.17 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2006-05-23 10:07:57 EDT
Killin' shit.
It's been our favorite past time since long before baseball was invented.
I've never killed anything... ...big. Well...on purpose anyway. I've ran over squirrels and birds and bugs and shit, and I go fishing quite a bit, but I've never killed anything for sport.
Which is not to say I wouldn't like to. I don't think I'd have any problems shooting Bambi's relatives. I'm sure I wouldn't.
I've never even shot a gun. Other than the BB or Paintball variety.
But I'll tell you one thing I enjoy very much: Big Buck Hunter.
Big Buck Hunter is a console video game you'll find at certain bars. You won't find it at your classy bars, your lounges, your italian resturant-type bars, but that's OK...I don't go there anyway.
You'll find it at your dive bars, your dirty hole-in-the-wall bars, your neighborhood street corner pubs. Places people like me like to go.
Everyone remembers Duck Hunt, right? Plastic orange hand gun that your 8bit Nintendo was magically able to tell where you were pointing. Great game...great game...
Well, imagine Duck Hunt, but with a rifle, and shooting whitetail deer, moose, elk, sheep, or yaks. While drinking beer. And watching baseball on TV. In your favorite bar.
That's my kind of night.
Sunday I had a beer-league softball game. We got rocked by approximately 35 runs. But we drank plenty of beers, and got some sun, so it was a good time nonetheless.
After the game, our team retired to our sponsoring bar, the owner of which is kind enough to provide free pizza and hot wings for our team after every game, and offer $5 pitchers of any domestic beer for our adult beverage consumption enjoyment.
I dropped about $20 on beer, and $20 on Big Buck Hunter.
There's something about shooting defenseless animals on a bar video game that just puts a smile on your face.
I remember the first time I played Big Buck Hunter, at my favorite Thursday night bar in my college town. We'd listen to the 80's hair metal being played by the band, and shoot some deer.
The new console has TWO guns, so you and a friend can shoot defenseless animals at the same time.
If you've never experienced Big Buck Hunter, I highly reccommend finding a bar which houses one, and doing it up. You won't regret it.
User Reviews
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you pussy, real mean actually do hunt fat boy.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:23:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
nooooo shooting stuff is BAD!
BAD TIMMY!
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Better to shoot virtual animals, as opposed to real ones.
There's a buck hunter in my favorite dive as well. I'm not very good at it though...
yet.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nooooo shooting stuff is BAD!
BAD TIMMY!
+1 for sam adams woot
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 04:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i am gonna find somewhere that has this game tomorrow
but thats slack, i'm gonna rent bambi instead
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Crazy yanks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:37:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:29:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
You got slammed by 35? They don't have a cap on your league, just in case of such an event?
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yeah, we do. if you're down by 15 or more after the 5th, you don't have to play the 6th and 7th.
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ouch
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You blew 20 bucks on BuckHunter??!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For Duck Hunt. I loved that game when I was little.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I'd play that....if the bar was filled with ugly women.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for bars.
+1 for killing stuff
-1 for playing a video game in a bar.
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Fuck all these games!! NEKKID LADY PHOTO HUNT ALL THE WAY BABY!
Fuckin Megatouch is the way to go.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot the pluse 2..and i forgot i have a softball AND a hockey game before that bar now..damn it. 35 runs?? ouch, we've only been beaten by 20 once, and i thought that was rough
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post just made me make plans to go to the shitty hole in the wall bar in my town tonight...deer huntin is real fun, my dad is big into it, and i've gone 2 or 3 times in upper new york (adarondacks) if thats spelled wrong, which it probably is..im sorry..but thats where i've been. So thank you, now i have a nice night of deer huntin, beer, wings and YANKS/SOX ahead of me!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes sir.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this game kicks the fuck out of golden tee
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only game I ever see is fucking golden tee. Shooting shit is way cooler.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:29:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
You got slammed by 35? They don't have a cap on your league, just in case of such an event?
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yeah, we do. if you're down by 15 or more after the 5th, you don't have to play the 6th and 7th.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey tim, go fetch me dat der elk i just shot wit ma rifle! and bring me dat tabacky!
foosball's much better, but killin shit's always fun
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post sport drinking agrees with me, and I agree with it.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bar like that and I play video games in it. They don't have this Buckhunter thing though. They just have the bowling, which I LOVE, Golden Tee, and poker *sighs*.
I'm torn as to whether it'd be good to have a shooting game in a redneck bar though. Maybe that's why we don't have teh Buckhunter.
You got slammed by 35? They don't have a cap on your league, just in case of such an event?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yes i have a local bar with this game. it has two guns. woot.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Killing shit, chew and beer . . .
Come here. Brothers don't shake hands, BROTHERS GOTTA HUG!!!!
You complete me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno...I think you had a shot with the dude bartender.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and by "am" i meant "pm"
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was a sunday afternoon. we got there around 12am. streetcorner pub. the only patrons were our softball team, 2 old guys drinking bud, the dude bartender, and the old dude owner.
i wasn't getting laid no matter what.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OK, that does it. You'll NEVER get laid playing a fucking video game in a bar. Do I have to teach you everythinG?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND, how could I forget...bonus games after every 5 stands in which you can shoot gophers, birds, geese, beer jugs, targets, etc...always a good time
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 10:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for bars.
+1 for killing stuff
-1 for playing a video game in a bar.