Oral for Mr.Swimteam and a CamWhore Shot. (10706 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.14 on 386 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mandy (View user info) at 2006-05-23 12:00:29 EDT
In my defense, I'm very naive and blonde! I don't always think things through. Getting random piercings was admittedly a big mistake. www.ubersite.com/m/88243
But sometimes you can't help yourself...
I was a sophomore in college. I can still remember the way he would smell like chlorine, even after a shower. I had been seeing this guy on the swimteam for a while and it wasn't the first time we were hooking up. It was however the drunkest I had been while hooking up. I felt a little ill, but not enough to prevent a wonderful night.
I usually avoid giving oral because a always choke, but I'd had just enough tequila to change my mind. He's straddling me on the bed and I'm squatted over him, when in one smooth motion he hits the gag reflex and chokes me. I stop and sit up. Mr. Swimteam says "just whatever you do, don't throw up." Too late... I already had and apparently he couldn't feel it because it was still warm. I can't think of words to describe how embarrassed I was, even in that drunken state.
He was very forgiving, although that relationship proved not to stand the test of time. We are still great friends though, with the occasional hook-up, but he won't let me go down there.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:40:42 EDT (#)
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come back, mandy!
only you can save uber!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-30 16:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I miss this broad.
After a year away, I'm guessing she's pushing a deuce.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-05-28 19:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shenangighsnannshs
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-05-28 11:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why would I care?
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-28 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-27 20:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHIT! you're still on most heated. you make my pants tingle! you're like wazza, only bart isn't stopping the madness!
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like anything that goes into that mouth isn't coming back out.
Binge and purge, girl. Binge and purge!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya....................
really i would!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-25 23:55:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Well at least bartbart took the time to review your post, he just banned me for one of mine.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-25 23:55:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-25 21:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BWaahahahahahahahah
oh my. date and time SO perfect
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Everything you ever wanted to know about T_Bag
User id: 27063
Registered on or around: 2006-05-23 22:50:27
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:30:45 EDT (#)
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Shit, idd.
Sorry, wasn't meaning you.
I'm getting shit on two sides from this, Spahgnum and "the cadre of alters who are the same person"
I got nothing against you, id.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm actually a size 24.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-25 10:02:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, and you're NOT ugly at all. Uber will find something wrong with everyone and make sure they tell you about it over and over again until you have a complex, if you are the complexing type.
Just don't lie because uber is full of third rate detective-types who love proving people wrong and digging up dirt.
Which is why we love those particular people.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-25 09:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Women are so weird when it comes to size/weight.
Women lie so much about their weight/size that we should just change the way in which weight is... weighed!
Just the other day one of my boyfriends friends wives (got that?) was chatting with me while the guys were looking at some wood or something or other.
I'm a size 10. I weigh 145.
She is significantly bigger than I am.
She was telling me about how her husband always rips on her about her weight, and she says, "I'm a size 10... he wants me at like a size 5!".
Bitch, you are not a size ten!
Why would you lie about something soooo obvious? Does she think I'm going to be fooled? "I did gain weight since high school... I used to be 130 and now I'm about 160 or so".
NO YOU ARE NOT!
WE CAN SEE YOU!
Furthermore, if you're saying those pictures are outdated, implying that you look better/thinner now... wouldn't you have found a way to put of thinner pictures to show off your new body?
I know if I lost that much weight... what, going from a size 14 to a 4, I'd burn all my fat pictures.
This chick is a size four http://www.retrovintagecollectibles.com/redsundress2.jpg
Notice how her waist goes IN and not OUT?
Urbane did this, too... telling uber she weighs 135.
I have no idea why I just went on and on about this.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-25 09:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're my aaaaaaaaaaangel, come and save me tonight?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-25 09:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:53:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:50:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops, i meant method.... i mean hilarity. wait, she's not fat, just ugly. wtf i'm losing it.
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It gets me so hot when Retro talks dirty to me like this.
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoopsy, meant -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:50:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops, i meant method.... i mean hilarity. wait, she's not fat, just ugly. wtf i'm losing it.
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It gets me so hot when Retro talks dirty to me like this.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The link below is NSFW.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe I just read all those reviews.
http://tinyurl.com/ovmub
-Dave
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know about sphagnum, but i dont care who did it - i didnt accuse you, i just copied and pasted a remark i felt was awesome. the name of the offender is irrelevant to my eye - all alters are lame and entitle one to a lifetime of shame.
or you could jsut fly off the handle and get all super-defensive about it...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:16:43 EDT (#)
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And if you're waterheaded mind can't grasp that, Sphagnum, what I mean is, some of those pics were uploaded to that site in 2004. The e-mail addy is the yahoo addy for that yahoo account. That account would have had to verify the sign-up.
Still not getting through your skull?
How about this?
The account was made on 5-21.
A full 3 weeks after I was disallowed from making any more accounts.
Seriously, get off your fucking rag, Aussie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dipshits, why don'tca look at the post from GANK.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88325
Look at the dates on the fucking filenames.
You two are fucking morons.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-05-25 04:36:13 EDT (#)
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as great as i am, ill never be more correct than this:
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:16:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lambs to the slaughter. Another fucking retard with far too much time on his/her hands (JayPig) goes to alot of trouble and creates a hideous alter. Then, all the fucking morons like Scourge turn up to show off how fucking retarded they are by making threats and collective generalizations.
Why don't you all kill yourselves and save evolution a whole heap of trouble.
Fucking losers.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lambs to the slaughter. Another fucking retard with far too much time on his/her hands (JayPig) goes to alot of trouble and creates a hideous alter. Then, all the fucking morons like Scourge turn up to show off how fucking retarded they are by making threats and collective generalizations.
Why don't you all kill yourselves and save evolution a whole heap of trouble.
Fucking losers.
Submitted by sinwithin (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Not what goes into the mouth defiles a man; but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man."
-Matthew 15:11
Submitted by T_Bag (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
poor kid. i really dont think shes that bad. size 4, probably not, but im sure compared to some of you guys out there, hell! congrats on making her post most heated i.e. "most popular". you losers apparently gave her just what she wanted.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish it were, whip.
But the page is older, the photos have been up a while, the addy is verified.
UNless someone went through a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of work, it's real.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is just another prime example of how lots of girls feel they need to be slutty to gain acceptance. and you and I both know that that is completely awesome. i meant stupid.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think the heat on the teacher at the Christian
school a year or so ago...was much much worse.
But this was classic pack frenzy.
This is the behavior pattern that explains
homicides...well we were just out riding
around and decided to shoot some folks...
we really didn't mean to kill them.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all, work is boring.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One or the other.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:39 EDT (#)
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Or ludacrunchy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:29 EDT (#)
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Which is ludacrispy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This only has 240-something heat.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reviews, that is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:58:01 EDT (#)
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There should be more, seriously.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:53:03 EDT (#)
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Or mountian's flaccid cock after you two had the fattyfat-fatfat sex, not that mountian is fat, but you're more than fat enough to make up for that.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take back what I said earlier. Posting on Ubersite was a bad, bad idea. Unless you are an alter. Then this is YAR GENIUS.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're soooooo cute, why don't you post a recent pic? Since your entire life was posted by Gank, you've got nothing to lose.
Be sure to hold something Uber related...
Like a emu's head... or and emo's, I suppose. They'll both work.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
343 reviews? Ahh, Uber.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
classic
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHE SHOULD HAVE PULLED AN INION AND LOOKED TO THE SIDE, MAKING EVERYBODY THINK THAT THERE IS A CHANCE OF PRETTY. THEN, THREE DAYS LATER, REVEALED THE TRUA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone can stop patting yourselves on the back, what we need to do is frame her suicide letter. Oh alright, it did feel good to be part of this.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THE LOST PHOTOS ARE UP!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88325
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, i find her quite beautifull and interesting
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are mean.
I've never been more proud to be a part of this site than when I clicked on this post.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whoops, i meant method.... i mean hilarity. wait, she's not fat, just ugly. wtf i'm losing it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah! shes fat and ugly! my favorite kind of camwhore. like all of scourges
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*wipes emo tear* I'm so proud I was apart of this massacre.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant believe i missed this. :(
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mandy?!?!?!?! MANDY?!?!?!!? WTF ARE YOU DOING ON UBER?!?!?!?!
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE
SLUT
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was the best demolition effort I have witnessed in my time here. I am proud that I can say I was a part of it.
Proud I tell you.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's things like this that make me proud to be on this site.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow... I'd say some mean things but in the 300+ reviews people have covered it. Don't even show us your boobs, just leave.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88225
Learn how to give decent head... it's the only way YOU will get anywhere in life.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:20:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work team.
Good. Fucking. Work.
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we're like a well-oiled machine of storm-troopers, kicking down the door to Anne Frank's house...
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MORE PHOTOS WILL BE UP SOON.
The bare directory to her website still has a BUNCH of pics!
http://www.geocities.com/mandysmoak/
It has since been taken down. I was in the middle of getting them too.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You definately have a fat ass.
Not that I'll complain, I'm a sucker for a booty.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a hot chick: http://tinyurl.com/lkc2v
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:21:31 EDT (#)
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Hahaha I wonder what she thinks of us. It must be priceless. Absolutely priceless. Does anybody think she took anything we said to heart? Or has just dismissed us all as a bunch of fucking losers who don't know what a hot chick looks like.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work team.
Good. Fucking. Work.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yay heat.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure that I see cellulite ripples on your camel toe.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ha ha ha ha ? Go give your head a wobble
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Otherwise, it'd be nice if you would just leave me alone."
You want us to leave you alone? Stop thrusting your mediocrity down our unwilling throats then, you fucking slore.
Unlike everyone else, I don't hate you because you're fat and ugly - that'd be the pot calling the kettle...well, fat and ugly.
I just hate you because you're fucking stupid.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fake, fat, etc
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
been done before
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86408
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:05:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS is what tits are SUPPOSED to look like http://www.ubersite.com/m/86396 now repent, child, repent.
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No no no no noooooooooo no no.
No.
No.
Yes to everything else in this post, besides the post.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-24 01:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are all fucking cocksucking bastards.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-24 01:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
These reviews are priceless. SOOO many good ones. And I LURVE YOU (V)3THOD. The mirroring of her site was SO helpful.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-24 01:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uster des UBER hanzel maiden!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:00:39 (#)
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This whole post is just quintessential űber, some doe eyed slore comes in here completely unarmed for the vicious wild dog like attack that everyone just knows is inevitable the instant they see the username.
It is a beautiful thing, really it brings a tear to my eye.
quite cathartic is it not
Oh and if anyone somewhere deep down inside the dark recesses of their icy cold black little heart feels even the slightest bit of remorse for the ass thumping that we done laid upon our prey, might I suggest that you check out her other post.
It is a work of true literary genius, I highly recommend it.
the truth shall set you free
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For this retarded bitch? No. For this baby? Yes, http://www.ubersite.com/m/88283
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just went back and read all the reviews - bravo Uber, you've outdone yourselves.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pierced clit story + first post = not a good idea at all.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:00:39 EDT (#)
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This whole post is just quintessential űber, some doe eyed slore comes in here completely unarmed for the vicious wild dog like attack that everyone just knows is inevitable the instant they see the username.
It is a beautiful thing, really it brings a tear to my eye.
quite cathartic is it not
Oh and if anyone somewhere deep down inside the dark recesses of their icy cold black little heart feels even the slightest bit of remorse for the ass thumping that we done laid upon our prey, might I suggest that you check out her other post.
It is a work of true literary genius, I highly recommend it.
the truth shall set you free
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucksticks will heat up damn near anything.
Did I just help? Fuck me.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method is my hero.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, perkman is right.
I have nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo reason to rip on other people.
Ever.
So I will go away now.
Ok, not now now, more like never now, because who the fuck is perk to talk shit to anyone?
He's like Jimthefiend. He kicked the waterheads ass in Jr High school, and ever since then, he thinks he's some super-badass.
*chortle*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a bitch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
such
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:29 EDT (#)
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is
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
perkman
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Perkam
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
perkman- whomever the fuck you are - and by MY calculations, you're nobody - shut the fuck up already.
You're kicking no ones' ass...you can barely zip up your own fly after you piss all over your leg.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What a charming anecdote.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:05:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fat asshole, Jaypig, you and this slob are perfect for each other
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:07:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, man! Don't feel bad about it, I wasn't making fun of you for defending her! I was commending you for being so chivalrous, awesome, cool, awesome, kind, and let's not forget awesome. You're such a dude, dude!
But no worries, dude. You've totally established yourself as the new internet powerhouse.
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:07:55 EDT (#)
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No, man! Don't feel bad about it, I wasn't making fun of you for defending her! I was commending you for being so chivalrous, awesome, cool, awesome, kind, and let's not forget awesome. You're such a dude, dude!
But no worries, dude. You've totally established yourself as the new internet powerhouse.
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:05:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Doodles?
FUCK OFF......
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Hey bitch?
GROW SOME BALLS......
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:05:17 EDT (#)
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Hey Doodles?
FUCK OFF......
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:04:32 EDT (#)
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hahah will try that next time. Defending this piggy what was I thinking (Slaps forehead)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:54:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
hah fist of steel of mine and all' plus to kick your ass I would take off my nice pop collared polo shirt. Don't want it to get messy right?
Whatever I stood up for the girl on here. That's it so fucking blow me'
And internet smartass I'm sure what ever shit school you go to your the brooding, I was a loser but now I swear and drink, and take drugs, and listen to hard music now so I'm troubled variety.
your lucky cyber King Arthur doesn't go over there and Cyber stick my excalibur up your faggot ass..
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I swear and drink, and take drugs, and listen to hard music now so I'm troubled variety.
Not troubled variety that's EMO, my little faggoty emo bitch. I'm sure that if you had a sword you'd cut your wrists with it while you were wearing you mommy's clothes and crying. Let puberty hit your testicles drop, grow some facial hair, and get back to us, all right?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, it's just not the same when you threaten me without your cliche, overused sayings like "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".
Dude, next time, you should quote some Vanilla Ice, because you're just as awesome. Next time, tell me how you'll "wax me like a candle", or something. It'll be sweet.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:58:17 EDT (#)
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sometimes this site is insane. ahahahha
Whatever that will teach me to defend a pig' hah
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:56:24 EDT (#)
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hahahaahahahahahah WHAT A TOOOOOOOOL
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:54:20 EDT (#)
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hah fist of steel of mine and all' plus to kick your ass I would take off my nice pop collared polo shirt. Don't want it to get messy right?
Whatever I stood up for the girl on here. That's it so fucking blow me'
And internet smartass I'm sure what ever shit school you go to your the brooding, I was a loser but now I swear and drink, and take drugs, and listen to hard music now so I'm troubled variety.
your lucky cyber King Arthur doesn't go over there and Cyber stick my excalibur up your faggot ass..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:46:21 (#)
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And if you got a glass jaw, bitch watch your mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*snort*HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:52:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:46:21 (#)
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your funny man really. All honestly yeah I know this girl is a pig. And method and alot of others went off on her. But com'on Alot of the people on here. Like JayPig to name a few have no right to say shit, It would be like Louie Anderson making fun of John Goodman about how much of a fat slob he is. But isn't Louie an even fatter grosser slob?
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
And if you got a glass jaw, bitch watch your mouth.
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Fucking retard that's one of the worst quotes ever and you managed to make it more retarded by fucking it up.
You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house
And if you have a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth.
You are fucking retarded, and for that I pity you. However you show off your amazing skillz of retardation, and they sicken me.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:50:34 EDT (#)
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Uh huh. Way to put me in my place there, Kimbo. And after you're done shattering my glass jaw with your fists o' steel, you should probably remember to not get blood on your popped collar.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:46:25 EDT (#)
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How are you blonde if you have hair of some dark-ish color?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:46:21 EDT (#)
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your funny man really. All honestly yeah I know this girl is a pig. And method and alot of others went off on her. But com'on Alot of the people on here. Like JayPig to name a few have no right to say shit, It would be like Louie Anderson making fun of John Goodman about how much of a fat slob he is. But isn't Louie an even fatter grosser slob?
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
And if you got a glass jaw, bitch watch your mouth.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:43:51 EDT (#)
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Shit, Method. I think you're right. I can totally smell him looking up cheap USAir tickets to fly over here and kick my ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:42:05 EDT (#)
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hahahaha watch out Matt, he sounds serious!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:41:17 EDT (#)
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You rock, man. I mean, you know Kung Fu and everything!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:40:30 EDT (#)
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Woaaaaaaaaaah, easy there Jet. You're starting to intimidate me.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:39:32 EDT (#)
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yeah a cyber king Arthur. That's funny. How about I cyber kick your ass?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:38:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:26:08 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:24:48 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:07:50 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:04:58 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:02:38 (#)
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Mommy? http://moid.org/ed/veryverysexxxxxxy.jpg
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No daddy, bad touch.
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The question is, did you click the link and get mind raped by the awful image that awaited you?
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After I figured out what the fuck it was, yes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I do so love that link.
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You can have all the doubt in the world but you still have to click it
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:36:28 EDT (#)
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Clearly. You're like a cyber King Arthur, standing up to all the monsters who pick on all the innocent little piggies in the internet world.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:30:57 EDT (#)
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yeah I know I'm awesome. Just trying to defend the girl from alot of the rabid wolverines over here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is lardasses' story?
Good grief, give it a fucking rest, jpig, you fucking idiot.
I realize Uber is your life but good God, do you have to make it so obvious?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:27:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:20:36 (#)
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Nur nur dur dur nur nur. Dur nur nur nur nur dur nur dur. Nur nur dur dur dur nur nur nur dur nur nur nur nur dur nur nur dur nur nur. Dur dur nur nur nur dur nur nur nur nur nur nur dur nur nur dur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur dur nur dur? Nur nur nur nurNUR nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur. Nur nur nur nur.
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Dude, make another review. You're awesome.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:20:36 EDT (#)
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Your brave for posting your photo. You aren't in my league that's for sure. But don't sweat it alot of these guys don't even have a farm team when it comes to women. And your putting way too much shit out here on the internet are you that much of a loser or just that much of a loser? Don't be like JayPIG his life is ubersite which is pretty fucking sad. But don't sweat it.
You aren't super ugly, but you aren't cute either your average. And that's better than alot of these people.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fat asshole, Jaypig, you and this slob are perfect for each other
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:54:46 EDT (#)
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effort!
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an
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500
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450
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maybe
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400
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Crack
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Can
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We
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Sure
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I'm
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me?
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with
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You
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Okay?
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something
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or
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it
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to
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hop
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so let's
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people
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heat
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more
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Even
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Needs
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This
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:47:29 EDT (#)
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Bravo!
*applauds*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:45:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:42:02 EDT (#)
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I WANT TO KICK YOU IN THE WOMB
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:36:03 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:34:30 EDT (#)
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Part II
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88272
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:01:20 EDT (#)
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Good job getting on most heated with your second post. Bad story. Good job not starting it with "So...." You are making improvement.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:42:56 EDT (#)
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I hope you lurked for a bit before you posted and that this wasn't too much of a shock to you.
+2 oddly posed camwhore.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Liar!
People as fat as yourself don't have a gag reflex.
If you did, you probably wouldn't BE SO GODDAMN HUGE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:11:24 (#)
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If I have semen in my stool, does that mean I'm gay or that I'm just a sound sleeper?
All of the above.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I have semen in my stool, does that mean I'm gay or that I'm just a sound sleeper?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:06:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:32:42 (#)
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Alright...because everyone is being VERY MEAN TO YOU- and I wish they would stop because it's not very polite...I'll give you another chance...you can practice your deep throat skills on Shlongy.
When can we "hook up"? isn't that how you say it on MySpace?
And Uber thinks Shlongy isn't a nice guy....
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See kids, now THAT'S the kind of charity that qualifies you for sainthood. Or at least a medal. Or a tetanus shot.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:48:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:36:48 (#)
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And how can he be straddling you while you are squatting over him at the same time?
Well she is huge she must just fill up the room, so she would be all around the guy smothering him
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:43:50 EDT (#)
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i LOVE HOW THIS PIC DOESN'T SHIOW YOUR 80 LBS THIGHS
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:34:17 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't Highlights magazine be a more appropriate medium for this story?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:34:13 EDT (#)
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You guys did great work while I was gone.
I'm proud of you all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:29:29 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:17:53 (#)
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Fuck I hate your guts, you vapid whore.
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Now, now....everybody knows that the only approve use of "vapid" is the following:
Lisa is such a vapid cunt.
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No no, I called this one a vapid sow and it worked out fine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright...because everyone is being VERY MEAN TO YOU- and I wish they would stop because it's not very polite...I'll give you another chance...you can practice your deep throat skills on Shlongy.
When can we "hook up"? isn't that how you say it on MySpace?
And Uber thinks Shlongy isn't a nice guy....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:58:50 (#)
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Oh noes, I have been outed.
That's the first time anyone's made the 'poetry/gay' association. EVER.
LIAR!
I call you gay pretty much every time you post!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Number One with a bullet on the Uber Heat Parade...
Good grief, if Shlongy had a pussy, I'd have 4,000,000 hits by now.
Size 7? I guess if you can squeeze your fat ass into size 7 clothes, there's probably a lot of skin hanging over the edges.
Tell me another dick sicking story...PLEEEEEEEEASSSSSE?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot to mention, that after "blonde and naive" you should have also added "very fat and fucking stupid".
Method...this isn't your best alter effort.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, screw you guys. I'm off to mix alcohol, gravol, acetaminophen and melatonin. Wish me pleasant dreams!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:57:10 EDT (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/nzsrm
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:55:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:52:09 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:48:19 (#)
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I have a cool idea. Everybody post what time it is where you live. I start.
21.49
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Wow if that's your idea of a really cool idea you must throw one hell of a party. Still I'll play along. 3.53
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am or pm?
And I do throw one hell of a party.
for mormon standards...
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little known fact Urine and sweat are chemically identical. The only thing that changes is the concenticity depending on how hydrated you are.
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Concentration?
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That's what I said Booby traps.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:52:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:48:19 (#)
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I have a cool idea. Everybody post what time it is where you live. I start.
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Wow if that's your idea of a really cool idea you must throw one hell of a party. Still I'll play along. 3.53
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:48:19 EDT (#)
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I have a cool idea. Everybody post what time it is where you live. I start.
21.49
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:40:26 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:35:41 (#)
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um this is uber... someone WILL try drinking someone else's piss.
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Little known fact Urine and sweat are chemically identical. The only thing that changes is the concenticity depending on how hydrated you are.
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Concentration?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:35:41 (#)
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um this is uber... someone WILL try drinking someone else's piss.
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Little known fact Urine and sweat are chemically identical. The only thing that changes is the concenticity depending on how hydrated you are.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't want to talk about food while I sit here bananaless. Of course the urine discussion has the curious effect of squelching any appetite I may have had so there's that.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to myspace.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
208 reviews. We are a lonely crowd indeed.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:35:41 EDT (#)
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um this is uber... someone WILL try drinking someone else's piss. shit this girl might if she thinks it'll really get the guy to marry her.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:29:35 (#)
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What do you suppose her specialty would be?
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By the looks of her, I bet she's more of a baker. I see pies when I look at her.
If she were cooking food though, I bet it's something like biscuits and gravy.
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MMMMM.... biscuits and gravy. Golden Corral, here I come!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:31:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:28:30 (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:16:14 (#)
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Urine is sterile, so it can be used to rise a wound of any dirt.
You can also drink it in emergencies, as it is primarily water.
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let's reiterate to clarify: YOUR OWN urine is sterile to YOU.
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Do you have fear that we're all going to go around pissing on eachother to see if this works.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Somthing just occurd to me. Has anyone elsed noticed the Tiger Lilly head tilt?
Also she did rate this positively surposedly for 'the reviews'
Katy, you eat all the pies didn't you?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you suppose her specialty would be?
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By the looks of her, I bet she's more of a baker. I see pies when I look at her.
If she were cooking food though, I bet it's something like biscuits and gravy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:29:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:17:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck I hate your guts, you vapid whore.
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Now, now....everybody knows that the only approve use of "vapid" is the following:
Lisa is such a vapid cunt.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:16:14 (#)
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Urine is sterile, so it can be used to rise a wound of any dirt.
You can also drink it in emergencies, as it is primarily water.
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let's reiterate to clarify: YOUR OWN urine is sterile to YOU.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you can touch your nose with your tongue, does that mean that you have a long tongue or could it mean that you have a really big nose?
I have heard that you can use urine to stop a jellyfish sting, but then I've also heard that this is not necessarily a great idea. I imagine it would have to be a really good friend and really might just be better to man up about the stinging sensation.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:27:26 EDT (#)
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Hot spotted dick. Made one on many occasions.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:25:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:21:29 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:13:57 (#)
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Upon further review, not only are you ugly, atrociously unattractive and all, but you are good for nothing. Really, I wouldn't fuck you, you can't suck dick, what the fuck are you good for? You better be able to make one hell of a potato salad, bitch.
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I just picture you sitting at your computer, staring at her pic on the screen, and letting yourself get angrier and angrier.
And of course she can make good potato salad. Did you see the size of her? I wouldn't be surprised if her diet consisted of potato salad, sticks of butter, and pork rinds.
Fat people usually make good food, that's why they're fat.
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Wow you nailed it on the head on both accounts.
I'm sitting here wondering where this hunk of ground fat back gets off saying she's good looking and getting fucking livid.
Then I'm watering at the mouth thinking of the good food this fat hog cooks. What do you suppose her specialty would be?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:23:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:17:53 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:19 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:58 (#)
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Also I'm willing ot bet my tounge is longer than H_Es.
I can lick the tip of my nose with it.
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You're correct. I don't even come close to touching my tounge to my nose.
O - Never thought of my neck in that way. Mmmmm, tube steak. Huh?
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Fuck I hate your guts, you vapid whore.
G-Prime, on teh other hand....
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Hmm? What?
I will post a camwhore of my tongue in the following weeks. Just as soon as I'm done with my Method photshop shenanigans.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88269 latest one
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:13:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Upon further review, not only are you ugly, atrociously unattractive and all, but you are good for nothing. Really, I wouldn't fuck you, you can't suck dick, what the fuck are you good for? You better be able to make one hell of a potato salad, bitch.
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I just picture you sitting at your computer, staring at her pic on the screen, and letting yourself get angrier and angrier.
And of course she can make good potato salad. Did you see the size of her? I wouldn't be surprised if her diet consisted of potato salad, sticks of butter, and pork rinds.
Fat people usually make good food, that's why they're fat.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:19 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:58 (#)
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Also I'm willing ot bet my tounge is longer than H_Es.
I can lick the tip of my nose with it.
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You're correct. I don't even come close to touching my tounge to my nose.
O - Never thought of my neck in that way. Mmmmm, tube steak. Huh?
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I never thought of it that way either, Geoffelina.
But now I am.
Um...anyone got a folder I can lay across my lap?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:17:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:19 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:58 (#)
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Also I'm willing ot bet my tounge is longer than H_Es.
I can lick the tip of my nose with it.
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You're correct. I don't even come close to touching my tounge to my nose.
O - Never thought of my neck in that way. Mmmmm, tube steak. Huh?
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Fuck I hate your guts, you vapid whore.
G-Prime, on teh other hand....
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:16:14 EDT (#)
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Urine is sterile, so it can be used to rise a wound of any dirt.
You can also drink it in emergencies, as it is primarily water.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:15:26 EDT (#)
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only your own urine. don't have your friends piss on you. also apparently helps athelete's foot but i've never had that so i wouldn't know.
i wonder if he'd pissed in her mouth if it would've cured the problem with her face...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:13:57 EDT (#)
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Upon further review, not only are you ugly, atrociously unattractive and all, but you are good for nothing. Really, I wouldn't fuck you, you can't suck dick, what the fuck are you good for? You better be able to make one hell of a potato salad, bitch.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:13:39 EDT (#)
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would that word be sanitize, G? or sterilize maybe? or disinfect?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:11:40 EDT (#)
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A few weeks ago, after a long night of carousing and drunk tomfoolery, I woke the next morning to find a monstrous scab (not yet quite dry) on my left hand. It had little bits of... something stuck in the blood, and it was shaped roughly like Switzerland. I took a shower, and in my drunken state, thought it would help if I pissed on it. You know, to sanitize it. It didn't even sting. The water hurt more than the piss did.
And it helped! Later I read that in emergencies, urine can be used to "some fancy medical word" a wound.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:09:38 EDT (#)
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oh for Gods sake..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:07:31 EDT (#)
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you don't digest your own stomach acid though. if you did you would develop ulcers in your intestinal tract just like you develop ulcers in your esophagus from acid reflux. on top of that, liquids are mostly digested in the stomach and do not pass through the intestines.
another science fact, stomach acid and coca cola have almost the same ph which is why the shit gets rust off chrome.
*the more you know jingle*
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:06:02 EDT (#)
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Mandy, tell us about the time you sharted on Caul.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:03:44 EDT (#)
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Must have been an interesting day in class: "Everyone, piss on the litmus strips!"
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:37:07 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:00:54 (#)
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IF I GIVE IT A +2 WILL IT GO AWAY???!!!
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Why do you annoy me so...
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Apparently because you have nothing better to do than to sit around and wait for me to review heated posts. Oh, the thrills.
Normal urine pH falls between 4.5 and 8.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:58:50 (#)
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Oh noes, I have been outed.
That's the first time anyone's made the 'poetry/gay' association. EVER.
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Yup, I AM original, aren't I?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:02:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:58 (#)
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Also I'm willing ot bet my tounge is longer than H_Es.
I can lick the tip of my nose with it.
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You're correct. I don't even come close to touching my tounge to my nose.
O - Never thought of my neck in that way. Mmmmm, tube steak. Huh?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:01:31 EDT (#)
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You look like Giselle Bundchen. If she started powerlifting when she was 3, never grew, then retired and went into training for hot dog eating contests.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:01:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:43 (#)
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ammonia is a base. still relatively strong, but not to the point of melting skin off. plus your own urine is non-toxic to you. unless you recycle your own fluids which might be the case with this girl. although i don't know if swallowing the vomit you got on someone else's dick counts as recycling of a fluid.
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Huh, I figured since you have stomach ACID that piss, which flows forth from your stomach through your intestines would be an acid, not a base. Go figure. Somehow thinking about melting the skin off a peener makes science much more interesting.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:01:01 EDT (#)
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I have a pretty long tongue...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:00:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:50:43 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:46:39 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:39:54 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:34:33 (#)
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You know what you NEED to do before i go to your house kidnap you and MAKE you do? Finish the Beast in the Basement series. Unfinished series that could be really amazing fucking piss me off.
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Mwahahahaha.
See the problem is this: Whenever I think about continuing that, I reread it, and I just want to barf.
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You do realize this means I will have to stalk you, search through your computer, steal the story, post it under MY name to get the hits/ratings, kidnap you, and turn you into my own personal sex slave/person who writes my posts, don't you?
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Ahahaha. Good luck getting hits under MY username, Doodles.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:58:50 EDT (#)
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Oh noes, I have been outed.
That's the first time anyone's made the 'poetry/gay' association. EVER.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:58 EDT (#)
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Also I'm willing ot bet my tounge is longer than H_Es.
I can lick the tip of my nose with it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:43 EDT (#)
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ammonia is a base. still relatively strong, but not to the point of melting skin off. plus your own urine is non-toxic to you. unless you recycle your own fluids which might be the case with this girl. although i don't know if swallowing the vomit you got on someone else's dick counts as recycling of a fluid.
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