Cunty Cunt Fuck Alter Twat Shit (1524 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-05-23 12:01:09 EDT
Really? Is this what this is really coming to? I just sat down for the 23rd time today in hopes that I could open up the front page and find something worthwhile. Yes, I found some, but that was from the regular users who usually post something of some substance and quality. I like to think, that although I have off days, most of my stuff is quality enough to be rated at a decent level. Well, lately I'm fucking pissed to the mother fucking gills with hate and couped up anger that I though I'd give you a short rant, which I've only done once before.
Where did all you fucking toolbags come from, alters? Hardly, but a thought. Which one of you smegma smears told all your friends about uber and coincidentally had all 30 of them sign up. I wouldn't be nearly as harsh, if one of these n()()bs post was half-way decent. Granted, it took me several tries before I finally came around and I still didn't get it entirely right then, but for crying out loud, STOP! Go the fuck away. Honestly, no one here cares about your insignificant ideas about why we shouldn't bomb Europe. We don't want to know about your crotch cricket infested snatch that you blame a piercing on...we simply don't.
I, for one, don't care about your stupid fucking myspace idea. As a matter of fact, and now it's time to call people out, SexualChocolate, I think it's fucking horrible idea niggerachie. I enjoyed coming here knowing that 7 out of 10 posts were going to be 'worth reading' and now I come here with the expectancy of 3 out of 10. For the love of god, come up with something original. Nath seems to have the most original and eventful office I think I've ever heard of. You really don't think we heard the same spiel about Iraq a thousand times, just worded differently. Badass, picked up a new hobby, it's different. We are breaching subjects that matter to us, thanks Axolotl.
These people have something to bring to the table.
I wish you cocksuckers would die. Even the one's that are clearly and blatantly alters, suck. They suck cock, shit, feces laden cock, maggot feces, asshole, zit laden asses, fungus, fungus infested snatches, VD infested snatches, etc. The list is a plethora of random, nasty shit that you suck at. Go AWAY! If not for everyone telling you that you suck, do it for my sanity, PLEASE! If you are an alter, I challenge you to do something entertaining and orginal. If you are a n()()b and you suck that bad, why don't you play the sidelines and comment for a while until you have this figured out.
What's worse than having shit posts is the shit writing that is in these. I'm not the best and I'm human so I make mistakes, but the 3rd grade level of writing needs to improve somewhere. I've gotten marinally better, partly due to the fact that instead of rejecting negative criticisms I embraced them with open arms. It was the only way I was going to get better. Now we have a whole new breed of emo-like fags who get some negative remarks then they want to chase that person and -2 them because they were -2 etc. etc. More often than not, if you suck at it, we'll tell you. Grow a fucking pair and get better. Unlike ilikesteak who continues to stay on the same shit-below-par level, get better.
I'm sure I will get an onslaught of whatever beligerance here, but I'm okay with that. I just thought someone needed to say something before my brain implodes from shear hate. For the others of you that have been here a while, work them. They're people too...
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User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i⋅ro⋅ny
an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
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I think someone doesn't understand irony.....this post is fully expected from the likes of sicosemen
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-19 02:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't read it.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-11-18 20:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't bubble
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh, and now I'm worth $1. HOORAH! Bitches!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:56:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have never been clever so don't try now. It is truly beyond what you are capable of.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jgreeningesque sarcasm then
Which is the same thing really isn't it?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no meltdown. It's called sarcasm.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
...ha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jgreeningesque meltdown below
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get the fuck away from my shit, you boring, bland cunt. Jesus you have a hard time telling when you are not welcome!
Or, shut the fuck up and quit associating yourself with me.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who finds (seeks out) these 2.5-year-old posts? That doesn't make you any better, you know.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He actually had an alter called "italianstallion"?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sorry Sico, but that's just...dumb.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahah
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hang on, hang on. Is this a post by sico complaining about alters?
As in, sicosemen/rubbermaid/weather/gay/doctor24/italianstallon, etc, etc?
Ha.
Hahahaha.
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-07 03:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 me
You actually mentioned me in a post. You have THAT much sand in your vagina. Like I said before "I'll post till I'm banned, till then you can suck my balls."
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True that yo.
I think Jaypig should just give it up
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are shit, faggit
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kind of agree. This n00b has started off ok though: http://www.ubersite.com/m/88228
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, slow, quick, quick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop whining, fuckhead.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by toni_tori (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:14:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
My brother sent me the link to ubersite; and I was instantly hooked. I spent months reading posts until I decided to get an account of my very own. The rules were simple, or so it seemed. So, I posted a few things, but my skin wasn't thick enough to deal with the barrage of -2 die. I quit posting and now I am content to read. Fear not, veterans of Uber, I will probably keep my stories to myself.
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I say keep writing and shake off the haters.
And I agree with this post. Totally. The pathetic alters irritate me.
Submitted by toni_tori (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My brother sent me the link to ubersite; and I was instantly hooked. I spent months reading posts until I decided to get an account of my very own. The rules were simple, or so it seemed. So, I posted a few things, but my skin wasn't thick enough to deal with the barrage of -2 die. I quit posting and now I am content to read. Fear not, veterans of Uber, I will probably keep my stories to myself.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well...er.. yeh, obviously.
People tell me I'm an alter, I just keep forgetting whos..
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe everybody should post pictures of their tiny little dinkys. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
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Done and done.
http://moid.org/ed/ubercock.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe everybody should post pictures of their tiny little dinkys. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
It makes perfect sense that this fairy retro wants to see some cock.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe everybody should post pictures of their tiny little dinkys. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
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True, true. But at least it was entertaining and original.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe everybody should post pictures of their tiny little dinkys. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was great!! and so VERY true!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't meant to help, it was meant to vent and maybe touch one of you in a not so nice way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This will help!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While my initial reaction is to tell you to ignore the crap and it will go away, the sheer level of your ire amuses me and I have to say that I agree with the sentiment expressed. There are times when I've posted something just because there was such a deluge of crap that I felt compelled to try to come up with something, anything to combat it. Not, you understand that I consider myself a good writer or even a writer really but seriously lately I swear a manifest of what everyone is having for lunch would be more interesting that most of the stuff on the front page.
I'm having left over chicken stir fry right now. It's really good. I'm experimenting with using chicken broth instead of oil. It works wonderfully for the chicken and vegetables, but I still find that it works best to use a little bit of oil for the rice part. Using broth to stir fry rice just made the rice kind of mushy.
I'm also having a diet Sunkist and will probably eat a banana later this afternoon before I go to the gym.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We are breaching subjects that matter to us, thanks Axolotl.
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Haha.
I certainly don't matter, and I don't delude myself into thinking that my MVA post affects anyone, really.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I accept your venting. But the ratings get people to either read it or ignore it. I feel that this does not need to be brought to the attention of every passer-by. I guess it's a niche post.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with all of you. Honestly, I really just had to vent...so continue your -2nami's. I can handle it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Calm down, skippy.
This is just the natural ebb and flow of Uber. Every other user does one of these 'Uber has started to suck' posts. You gonna do your 'farewell Uber' post next?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-ahem-
That should read "things".
Carry on.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame posts that do nothing but complain about other lame posts are the epitome of -2.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a winner; thinks are gonna change, I can feel it
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although I imagine to the old skool members I'm consider one of these n00bs.
'It's a local site fur local peepol, nd we dun much like yur typ cumin round these here parts'
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I just sat down for the 23rd time today in hopes that I could open up the front page and find something worthwhile."
Maybe it's time to do your job, asshat.