Some Stupid Crap I Slapped Together to Keep From Doing Real Work (1463 hits)
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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-05-23 12:38:27 EDT
I hate it when slacking off gets boring.
Anyway, I saw a funny (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) news article and it made me do this stupid thing.
Shut up.
http://www.earvolution.com/2006/05/axl-rose-gets-butt-kicked-by-fashion.asp
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Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-16 00:32:16 EDT (#)
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Hey...
Moby is COOL.
Dont you dare disrespect Moby!
Hahaha, Vera Wang sounds like some oriental hooker.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-30 11:26:10 EDT (#)
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you wear chinos?
how old are you again?
50?
and a sports jacket.
how american.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:38:46 EDT (#)
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Umm....ok....?!?!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:32:02 EDT (#)
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Tonight, when you're asleep, I'm going to watch your sister get blown up in the airport and touch myself.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:13:45 EDT (#)
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Dude, not to take anything away from what you and I have together, but I'd totally do your sister."""
Of course you would. And so do I.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:10:27 EDT (#)
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she's perty.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:09:07 EDT (#)
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Before I even clicked the link, I was going to ask if she was bald.
Does she have a tattoo of a dragon on her head too?
Dude, not to take anything away from what you and I have together, but I'd totally do your sister.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:04:00 EDT (#)
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at this point, you're supposed to be impressed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:15:35 (#)
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Who is your sister?
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If you insist...Eve Salvail. http://tetue.free.fr/article.php3?id_article=117
She actually had a role in the Fifth Element. She was one of the two alien trying to get through at the airport.
I have spoken to her like twice since my mom put her in adoption when she was 15, but she is my half-sister and name-dropping impresses girls...when they believe me.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:15:35 EDT (#)
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Who is your sister?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-25 13:37:07 EDT (#)
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so you're really not going to ask about my sister?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:15:23 EDT (#)
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i thought you would ask who my half-sister is...everybody loves name-dropping :-(
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:36:20 EDT (#)
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+2 for the death of Lars Ulrich in any manner.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:22:02 EDT (#)
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Jean-Paul Gaultier discovered my half-sister and made her rich.
I am not kidding.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-24 09:36:44 EDT (#)
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnitttttttt georgemichael! CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
YOU were the only one clever enough to see what I was trying to do here!
I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:01:28 EDT (#)
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Donatella would totally just call Leonardo, Rapheal and Michalangelo. They'd kick shell.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:19:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:12:43 EDT (#)
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AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-24 01:02:27 EDT (#)
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Tanfastig. Uster des UBER hanzel maiden!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 00:50:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:12:45 EDT (#)
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pffff, I didn't read this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:01:06 EDT (#)
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I've taken more space...
than
anyone else
on this post...
...including the poster.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:46:32 EDT (#)
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I get what you're trying to do here, but..
no
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:32:56 EDT (#)
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I wear Georgio Armani's
skin...
Submitted by SwashBlade (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:11:47 EDT (#)
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There was a single moment that moved me from grinning stupidly to a spontaneous burst of laughter.
One thing's absolutely certain.
No one cares.
Nice work!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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Is it me, or is Armani giving us classic "Blue Steel?"
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:26:02 EDT (#)
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How the hell do you not know Delroy Lindo? That guy is awesome.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:49:37 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha.... Mugatu.
I love that movie.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:56:22 (#)
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Swiss cheese flaps, that joke practically writes itself.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:48:48 EDT (#)
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Take this +2 and buy yourself a beer or six.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:56:22 (#)
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Swiss cheese flaps, that joke practically writes itself.
They go quite well with roast beef curtains.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:10:53 EDT (#)
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enjoyed.
there's a guy who goes to my gym who looks EXACTLY like axl rose, but isn't him. after staring at him for several months, i finally asked him, and he said, "no, but i get asked that at least once a day"
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:56:22 EDT (#)
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Swiss cheese flaps, that joke practically writes itself.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:38:18 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it definitely costs a lot. But I've been skating the same outdoor ramp for the past 4 or 5 years, and aside from some very minor chipping around the edges and at a couple of seams, it still looks pretty much pristine. Not a single bubble or delamination. I was skeptical when I first started riding it, but I'm sold on it now.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:36:44 EDT (#)
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the thing about courtney love is she's not really washed up per se, it's more like that's her chosen style. so does it really count as washed up when she was always like that?
hemingway is the shit.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:32:35 EDT (#)
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Hee hee hee.
Instead of "cheaper" I typed "cheater" Skate-lite is supposed to be "cheater."
WHAAAAAAT?!
I have no idea where that came from Dr. Freud.
No. Honestly. I don't.
Typo I guess.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:30:02 EDT (#)
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DUDE!
I haven't called skate-lite yet, but I called Ramp Armor. To resurface my teeny-tiny little 8' wide 3' tall ramp with only 8' of flat it was going to be about $900.
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR JUST THE SURFACE MATERIALS.
But, in the spirit of full disclosure, that DOES include shipping.
Skate-lite is supposed to be cheater though.
But still. Day-um.
I might just be better off investing in better tarps and new masonite.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:24 (#)
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I ripped the masonite off the half-pipe last night <weeps>. But that's okay. The ramp is moving with us. But I will need to get some grass growing in the 8 x 24 area that the ramp currently occupies before we start showing the place.
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I would like to submit for your consideration: skatelite instead of masonite when you relayer the ramp. It's expensive, but damn that shit rocks.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:22:34 EDT (#)
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Now that I think of it, you should have put Betsey Johnson up against Courtney Love instead. I think she'd have a better shot. And I agree with mb about Vivienne Westwood. She could totally kick some ass.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:22:15 EDT (#)
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TWO MEN ENTER. ONE MAN LEAVES!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:21:51 EDT (#)
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Two men enter. One man leaves.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:17:47 EDT (#)
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<insert witty comment here>
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:14:50 EDT (#)
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I thought ABBA were Swedish? Or Norwegian or something? I don't know, I wasn't alive when they were even remotely popular.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:10:00 EDT (#)
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Axl looks so hot in those shorts
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:02:39 EDT (#)
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Whattya talkin' about? This is funnier than hell.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:29:50 (#)
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To further tangent off your tanget . . . the queen of the hormone people has officially decided that we are moving.
I'm sad and I'm happy.
I'm s'appy.
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Moving in which direction?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:24 EDT (#)
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I ripped the masonite off the half-pipe last night <weeps>. But that's okay. The ramp is moving with us. But I will need to get some grass growing in the 8 x 24 area that the ramp currently occupies before we start showing the place.
And somehow try to eliminate the "dog" smell.
And touch up some of the paint.
And fix that one spot in the siding that got a hole punched in it when the storm threw the gazebo thingie through it.
And fix the dry-rot under the window in the front room.
And spackle some shit.
And touch up the woodwork.
And put fresh mulch on all the berms.
And trim the trees.
And re-inforce the railing on the deck.
And steam clean all the carpets.
And rent a storage facility to put all our excess crap in so that our cracker-box house looks large and spacious.
And figure out how exactly I'm going to handle the home-inspection when I've got no wiring schematics for when I finished the basement. Oh yeah. It's up to code. Trust me.
And unbury and relocate the bodies under the shed.
And . . . a lot of other stuff.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:13 EDT (#)
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Needs more Vivian Westwood. That old bitch hardcore rules
She could take on Bett Middler or Barbra Streisand or maybe both together. Either way she'd kick their old saggy asses.
You know who would be good though for her to take on though Tina Turner. That would Rock. Espcially if they did it in the Thunderdome ala MadMax III
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:57:16 EDT (#)
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If this were a round-robin style matchup, I'd ride my paycheck on Hemmingway as the only confirmed heterosexual who knows how to operate a firearm.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:46:33 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for Hemmingway and Tony Bennett
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:45:34 EDT (#)
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Captain Planet doesn't scare me, pregnant women though - different story. If I were you, I'd start packing for the move.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:29:50 EDT (#)
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To further tangent off your tanget . . . the queen of the hormone people has officially decided that we are moving.
I'm sad and I'm happy.
I'm s'appy.
Also, I realized this morning that if Captain Planet ever ran into you in a dark alley, he'd kick your ASS. Same with that crying Indian guy.
Just something to think about.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:24:46 EDT (#)
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Granted this is way off topic as it were, but the good news for me personally is that suddenly I find that I'm in pretty good company. The AICPA has lost my social security number and now it turns out that the VA has lost the social security numbers of all the veterans discharged since 1972.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:23:20 EDT (#)
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I used to have an oscar <weeps>. I raised him from a fry. He was my pride and joy. I named him "Brutus." When he died . . . <weeps> . . . at the funeral . . . <weeps> . . . he clogged the toilet. Because he was big.
It was one of the proudest moments of my life. Even in death, he was there to make me happy.
I love you Brutus. Wherever you are.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:17:01 EDT (#)
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I once had two Oscar fish named Oscar De La Hoya and Oscar De La Renta. De La Hoya got in fights with all the other fish and De La Renta looked gay. I also had one named Oscar Mayer because he was a fucking fatass.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:13:01 EDT (#)
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I got the picture of Hemmingway with the shotgun from Google Image Search (if memory serves I had to scroll a couple pages). I have no idea who Alexander Julian is. But Dee Snyder is pretty tough for a cross-dresser, from what I hear.
Kenneth Cole. I could have found a picture of Kenneth Cole too. NOW I think of it. That guy made my freaking GLASSES. I look at the stupid case with his name on it ALL DAY LONG and I couldn't think of him.
I PUT A PICTURE OF A DAUNTLESS ON THIS BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF KENNETH COLE! Also, I couldn't find a picture of Donna Karen and I'm not sure if Liz Claiborne was ever a real person.
COCO CHANNEL!
FUCK.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:03:50 EDT (#)
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abba!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:57:26 EDT (#)
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Tommy should be made to pay for mixing all those colors. In fact, I think that Biblically speaking, we're all obligated to stone him.
I'm pretty sure that Alexander Julian could kick Dee Snyder's ass.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:49:36 EDT (#)
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This is obviously more important than anything you could possibly be working on. Unless your job is making opver the counter breast enlargement pills.
And yes they would be for me.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:47:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:47:00 EDT (#)
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where did you get that Hem picture with the shotgun.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-23 12:43:12 EDT (#)
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