Revenge: A Cooperative Effort (885 hits)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2006-05-23 13:05:50 EDT
I need your help. I need ideas. I need vengeance.
The backdrop:
My girlfriend works in the car business. More specifically, she works in sales and car salespeople are shady bunch. I tell her everyday and pray that she won't be polluted by their lackluster moral fiber. They're a nasty, back-stabbing bunch.
Recently, she was away for a wedding. Upon her return, she was to meet with a customer to close a deal. One of her co-workers contacted her customer while she was away, gaining his number by raiding her desk and contact sheets. I consider this a very "shit-bag" thing to do. He's toying with her paycheck.
I do not wish to enter into an altercation with the guy. I'm a grown-up so fighting the guy is out of the question. OK, he's like a ninth degree black belt and I won't fight someone like that. Hell, I don't like fighting anyway.
One thing that I am not above is seeking revenge. I thought of a few ideas. I could make his girlfriend break up with him, very easily. He refers to her as the "psycho-bitch" and truly has no respect for women. I have many a girl friend that I could ask the favor of. Just get him caught on film with someone else and send the photos to his woman.
I decided against that. I may be doing him a favor by that. Also, I wish to attack him and not have someone caught in the crossfire.
I don't want to commit a crime, either. I'd rather get him with something entirely heinous and legal. Something humiliating and degrading. Something befitting of someone that truly has no consideration for anyone else.
So, how about it Uber? Help me exact my hot sweaty vengeance on this vinegar-smelling bag of douche. What's in it for you? I will provide the person that gives me the winning idea evidence that I perform said idea, evidence of the aftermath and mad fucking props for said idea.
I'll even make a post about it. Here's a picture of the Punisher.
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-24 09:13:34 EDT (#)
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I don't have anymore special AIDS.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 08:25:42 EDT (#)
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Have him raped. Email Spooner for more info on his special raping service.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-24 08:17:14 EDT (#)
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hit him in the head with a bat and shit on his face and when you're done fuck his girlfriend and give her your special AIDS
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-24 01:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:04:38 (#)
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The man sounds like a bit of a dick so here is a sketchy outline of the one possible thing I've thought of in the past few hours.
I would suggest first finding an attractive, single, more dominating girl you know, and try and get him to cheat on his girlfriend with her. Now she would also have to have no qualms about sex with him and it would be helpful if the said woman was great in bed. Until he dumps his current girlfriend for her. (It'll be better for his girlfriend in the long run any way)
After a few weeks/ months of them fucking, you'll want her to stop having sex with him at all, like stop cold turkey. Make sure that there would be no time for him to cheat on her, keep him busy with work and with going out with her. After I'd guess about two or three weeks, you need to go out and get him drunk, just slightly under the point of being able to fuck. Now here is where humiliation can come into play, after weeks of no sex and while he's drunk, have the girlfriend turn all dominating on him, and get it on video. You/she could choose whatever you wanted but some options are cross-dressing, strapons, gay sex, making him watch her be fucked by someone else and being forced to clean up after words. Hell just google bdsm, and take something from that. Now if you were to get that on film, and have it passed around your community, without anyone knowing who passed it around, or who your lady friend is for her sake, it would be just about as humbling and humiliating as possible. It would really not affect anybody else, and he couldn't be fired because of it. If you don't know any women that would do that for you, get Peon to do it in her corset with the promise of lesbian sex with your girlfriend afterwards.
Yeah, I suck at intructional writing, go figure. Also this all depends on the women you know so it could quite easily not work out. I'm planning for that.
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doodles was this a poor attempt at humor or are you just fucking queer?
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:51:14 EDT (#)
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Just get a bunch of your friends to go up there and act interested in cars. All the while they'll know they have no intention of buying. He'll lose money dicking around with them and not selling. Even have some of them make him go through the paperwork and really drag it out. Then back out right before signing the deal. meanwhile, your girlfriend will make bank when she handles the "real" customers. oh, and have the girls be really flirty s the jagoff won't even know he's being scammed.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:37:02 EDT (#)
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Anal sex: Makes me glad that my dick don't have taste buds.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:36:12 EDT (#)
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Do you think gay martial artists get sashes?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:33:03 (#)
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but in other matters, 10th degree black belt? doubt it. I know people who have trained for years. For example, Dai Sempai Kim is 21 and he's a 1st Dan. He can go for his 2nd degree in a year or so. then the gap between 2nd and 3rd dan is 4 years? I think. Then it basically doubles every time you go to grade.
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There are 10th degree black belts. Like I said, the people who reach that level are really old because it takes a really long time to get that far. We're talking decades of training not just a few years. In Shaolin Kempo, there's only one 10th degree black belt.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:23:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:14:52 (#)
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Yeah, Doodles. That sounds completely feasible.
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I didn't think so, but hey, that was my first option. Option two is quite a bit quicker, easier, less costly, and almoat as fun. I'll give it up in a bit.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:14:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Doodles. That sounds completely feasible.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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You know, the degree of black belt that this guy holds is not really that big of a factor.
I know nothing of degrees, besides the following:
-Water freezes at 32 degrees Farenheit, 0 Celsius.
-I have had third degree burns before.
-I am a lesbian to some degree or another. I think.
I really don't care what about the degree black belt of which he holds.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 17:04:38 EDT (#)
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The man sounds like a bit of a dick so here is a sketchy outline of the one possible thing I've thought of in the past few hours.
I would suggest first finding an attractive, single, more dominating girl you know, and try and get him to cheat on his girlfriend with her. Now she would also have to have no qualms about sex with him and it would be helpful if the said woman was great in bed. Until he dumps his current girlfriend for her. (It'll be better for his girlfriend in the long run any way)
After a few weeks/ months of them fucking, you'll want her to stop having sex with him at all, like stop cold turkey. Make sure that there would be no time for him to cheat on her, keep him busy with work and with going out with her. After I'd guess about two or three weeks, you need to go out and get him drunk, just slightly under the point of being able to fuck. Now here is where humiliation can come into play, after weeks of no sex and while he's drunk, have the girlfriend turn all dominating on him, and get it on video. You/she could choose whatever you wanted but some options are cross-dressing, strapons, gay sex, making him watch her be fucked by someone else and being forced to clean up after words. Hell just google bdsm, and take something from that. Now if you were to get that on film, and have it passed around your community, without anyone knowing who passed it around, or who your lady friend is for her sake, it would be just about as humbling and humiliating as possible. It would really not affect anybody else, and he couldn't be fired because of it. If you don't know any women that would do that for you, get Peon to do it in her corset with the promise of lesbian sex with your girlfriend afterwards.
Yeah, I suck at intructional writing, go figure. Also this all depends on the women you know so it could quite easily not work out. I'm planning for that.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:33:03 EDT (#)
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I extracted revenge on a gentleman who really deserved it... I wrote in a letter of complaint to his boss saying that I was a customer and I had been the recipient of sexual harrassment from him.
Fired.
I rung his landlord and told him that he was dealing from the flat.
Evicted.
I told his girlfriend (tearfully) that he raped me (he did)
Dumped
Fucker
but in other matters, 10th degree black belt? doubt it. I know people who have trained for years. For example, Dai Sempai Kim is 21 and he's a 1st Dan. He can go for his 2nd degree in a year or so. then the gap between 2nd and 3rd dan is 4 years? I think. Then it basically doubles every time you go to grade.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:13:52 EDT (#)
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I like what loki said. If you have proof that he went through your lady's desk, go to his boss and present it. If that doesn't work, file a better business bureau complaint. Auto sales companies take those very seriously.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:02:45 EDT (#)
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That isn't The Punisher. THIS is The Punisher... http://www.polarblairsden.com/superheropunisher198901.jpg
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:00:03 EDT (#)
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Loki,
I feel like I need to vindicate my girlfriend. She has learned from this. He's going down. Even if it's for my own satisfaction.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:53:16 EDT (#)
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If you end up splitting he and his girlfriend up, you'll just be doing her a favor in the long run.
The fact that he's young enough that his father is living is pretty much proof that if he's claiming some astronomically high rank of black belt, he's full of crap. I have never heard of anything higher than 10th degree and it's called a "death rank" because by the time they give you 10th, you're so damn old that your days upon this earth are very short indeed.
I think instead of this escalating into all out war, your girlfriend should go with the direct approach. Start out by confronting him at a meeting about the fact that he went through her desk while she was away. Make him out to be the little sleeze that he is. If all the other sales staff know that he's stealing sales, they won't cooperate with him. And for god's sake don't leave anything out where he can see if ever again, ever.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:02:35 (#)
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No, I didn't start Thai boxing two weeks ago. I only started talking about it then. I guess it's not as cool as posing with a piece of a gun on my shoulder.
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Glad you realize that.
And it wasn't a piece of a gun, it was a fully functional FN M3M .50 cal machine gun.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:26:23 (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:26:47 EDT (#)
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Doodles,
Here you go:
1. Do you want to just humiliate him, or cause him personal grief/financial loss?
Humiliation is key. I'd like to keep minimal the personal grief / financial loss. I really don't have much animosity towards other people. I'd really just like to teach him not to be such a shit bag.
2. You also want it to be kept legal I think.
Definitely legal. If legality is a question, I just don't want to be prosecuted for anything that I do.
3. You want it limited to as few innocent people as possible, correct?
I want to involve as few people as possible. Anonymous individuals are ok.
4. Could and/or would you be able to get me some more personal information? (I.e. e-mail, phone number, address, pictures?
Yes.
5. If I spend the time to come up with something cruel and heartless, do you think you would do it?
For the sake of retribution, sure. I have balls of solid brass.
Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:26:23 EDT (#)
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Couple of ideas:
Send him a pile of shit at work, literally, http://www.shizagram.com/
Have Flowers sent to him and a teddy bear on his day off, from another man.
Sign him up for 2 subscriptions to playgirl, select bill me later, have 1 sent to work and 1 sent to his house.
Car dealerships page people all the time, have him paged over the loudspeaker saying that his boyfriend is hear to see him and to come to the front desk.
Order a bottle of liquid ass, http://www.liquidass.com/ leave some on his cubicle, his car and clothes, people will think he has a horrible ass like stench that follows him around.
Got his address? send him A note supposedly from a real doctor at your local hospital. the letter should be about that a patient who has contracted the aids virus has named you as a past sexual partner please contact me (give doctors nameat the end) at (hospital name and number) in two days so that I can make arrangements for a blood test. This will drive them nuts untill they actually call.
This next one takes some effort and skill but if done is really funny:
All phones have something called a line class code which tells the switches what kind of phone it is. For instance, a home phone will be designated so and the account will be billed when a phone call is made from that address. If you can social engineer your way through the phone company and have his line class code changed to that of a payphone it would be great. Basically, every time he tried to make a phone call from home, he would hear a voice that said: Please deposit 35 cents.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:14:55 EDT (#)
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All right, I've been humiliating/ angering/ making people become suicidal since the day I was born, a few days and I'll get back to you on this.
Answer as soon as possible if you would.
1. Do you want to just humiliate him, or cause him personal grief/financial loss?
2. You also want it to be kept legal I think.
3. You want it limited to as few innocent people as possible, correct?
4. Could and/or would you be able to get me some more personal information? (I.e. e-mail, phone number, address, pictures?
5. If I spend the time to come up with something cruel and heartless, do you think you would do it?
I'll be back about 6 P.M. EST, please have answers to all questions by then.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:05:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:53:09 (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:35:55 (#)
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Have your girlfriend look up the name of a person with whom the guy recently closed a car deal. Get some friends to seek him out as though they are car buyers who (if asked) were recommended by that person. Tie up his time as much as possible with telephone inquiries, long test drives (in a convertible that ends with "Well, I really came here looking for very low-cost transportation, perhaps I'll buy a *insert name of competitor's car* instead."), appointments to see the cars (really early, at lunch, and really late on the same day works great), and "how much is this option" daywasters. If anyone actually buys a car, make sure they do it through your girlfriend on that guy's day off and if the management asks, your girlfriend was very helpful but the other guy was useless.
This is good. It's very involved and completely petty. I love it. The only problem: it's not humiliating enough.
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Do that, but have people specifically complain to management that the guy was useless, and that he wasted a bunch of their time with utter nonsense that they specifically said they didn't want and blah blah blah. And/or have an attractive female 'customer' take a car on a really long 'test drive', and when it's done report to management that he sexually harassed her- threantn to sue, etc.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:01:42 EDT (#)
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Shadow,
She has reported it. Her dealership has a volume bonus at the end of the month. He snaked the sale and he is required to pay her half.
But not only has snaked the sale, he wants to pay her out of pocket so that he has an extra unit sold. She has the choice. She's going for the split sale, so each would have a half-unit out. He's whining that even after he has STOLEN her customer, she should take the money that he would give her out of pocket, so that he gets the full sale because he would pay her more.
He is a shit bag.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:57:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:27:49 (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:24:11 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:20:02 (#)
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Blur out the face of the other person involved.
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Yeah, but his girlfriend never did anything besides being stupid enough to date a scum bag. She's who I'm looking out for.
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Also, it would help if you would be heartless, it would make figuring out a plan so much easier if I didn't have to worry about the impact it would have on other people.
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I'd rather target him. I'd also try not to involve too many "accessible" people.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:55:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:35:55 (#)
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Have your girlfriend look up the name of a person with whom the guy recently closed a car deal. Get some friends to seek him out as though they are car buyers who (if asked) were recommended by that person. Tie up his time as much as possible with telephone inquiries, long test drives (in a convertible that ends with "Well, I really came here looking for very low-cost transportation, perhaps I'll buy a *insert name of competitor's car....
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I like this on the "tit for tat" principal, it seems right. Of course my personal favorite for non damaging perpetual annoyance is the valve core remover. The inside of your tire's valve stem has a little screwed in plug (usually copper) that when depressed lets air in or out. Using a special screw driver usually available in auto parts stores, unscrew or completely remove the valve core. Once it is loose/gone, you cannot add air to the tire. Four non-damaged flat tires. Once per week. For the next year.
Get their email and use it at every porn/gaming website you can find.
Report them as a pedophile on the national sex-offenders registry.
Hook up his girlfriend with someone else.
Call his boss with complaints about his service.
Call him and tell him he's fired.
Send him love letters laced with perfume signed by some annonymous chick... everyday.
if he is living in a flat, call the leasing office with complaints once per week.
Report his car stolen.
Leave urine/feocal matter around his office.
Or, if all else fails, tell your girl to report it to the proper authority at work, and keep her drawers locked. Be the bigger people.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:35:55 (#)
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Have your girlfriend look up the name of a person with whom the guy recently closed a car deal. Get some friends to seek him out as though they are car buyers who (if asked) were recommended by that person. Tie up his time as much as possible with telephone inquiries, long test drives (in a convertible that ends with "Well, I really came here looking for very low-cost transportation, perhaps I'll buy a *insert name of competitor's car* instead."), appointments to see the cars (really early, at lunch, and really late on the same day works great), and "how much is this option" daywasters. If anyone actually buys a car, make sure they do it through your girlfriend on that guy's day off and if the management asks, your girlfriend was very helpful but the other guy was useless.
This is good. It's very involved and completely petty. I love it. The only problem: it's not humiliating enough.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:51:06 EDT (#)
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I don't know what degree black belt he his. Truth be told, a belt is really only good for holding up your panties. He does have two schools that he co-owns with his father.
I can fight. I'd rather not. I'd much rather humiliate him, break him down to build him up and hopefully teach him a lesson.
The guy's description:
He looks like a weiner. Like someone who was picked his whole life. His retribution? He's a cocky, arrogant slime ball. I don't know him personally. I've been told by several people about the kind of shit bag that he is. If it's involved that I get to know him, I'll do that. He's the kind of person that doesn't hold the elevator door for someone with their hands full.
He's the kind of guy I would truly enjoy making a fool of.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:34:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:17 (#)
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Do they even have 9th degree blackbelts? Don't the people that go that high have their own schools and ponytails and shit like that?
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Highest in Kempo is 10th degree. Not too many people make it that far though and those who do are all old because it takes a long time.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:17:25 EDT (#)
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Put an ad on Craigslist silly.
Use his pic and his work extension... unless he's ugly. Looking for someone to talk down to him because he's in a very powerful position at work blahblahblah
Whore him out baby... whore him out.
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:07:25 EDT (#)
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Just shit on his kid and get it over with.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:02:35 EDT (#)
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No, I didn't start Thai boxing two weeks ago. I only started talking about it then. I guess it's not as cool as posing with a piece of a gun on my shoulder.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:01:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:38:11 (#)
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First of all, no matter what degree 'black belt' he is, you can most likely kick his ass if you are able to punch. A simple Thai boxing stance with a jab, cross, hook and hop knee combination will take the Cobra Kai right out of the fucker. Besides, they don't train to take crowbars to the shin. (See: Tanya Harding)
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Didn't you start kickboxing like two weeks ago?
Do they even have 9th degree blackbelts? Don't the people that go that high have their own schools and ponytails and shit like that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:35:55 (#)
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Have your girlfriend look up the name of a person with whom the guy recently closed a car deal. Get some friends to seek him out as though they are car buyers who (if asked) were recommended by that person. Tie up his time as much as possible with telephone inquiries, long test drives (in a convertible that ends with "Well, I really came here looking for very low-cost transportation, perhaps I'll buy a *insert name of competitor's car* instead."), appointments to see the cars (really early, at lunch, and really late on the same day works great), and "how much is this option" daywasters. If anyone actually buys a car, make sure they do it through your girlfriend on that guy's day off and if the management asks, your girlfriend was very helpful but the other guy was useless.
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This isn't bad, but it sure doesn't have the same zest that a bat across the knee does.
I'll ponder this question over lunch and get back to you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:41:01 EDT (#)
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First of all, there is not one shot in hell that this guy is actually a 9th degree black belt, not a single shot in hell. Wait, don't tell me let me guess, he's registered with the FBI as a lethal weapon? I knew it, bonus points if this supposed 9th degree black belt is in some form of martial art that is somehow related to Bruce Lee.
At the very least have her plant a bunch of your friend's phone numbers for him to steal and call just so they can screw with him, waste all of his time, and keep him from making any sales. If he can't make his monthly quota, the problem will solve itself.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:38:11 EDT (#)
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First of all, no matter what degree 'black belt' he is, you can most likely kick his ass if you are able to punch. A simple Thai boxing stance with a jab, cross, hook and hop knee combination will take the Cobra Kai right out of the fucker. Besides, they don't train to take crowbars to the shin. (See: Tanya Harding)
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:35:55 EDT (#)
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Have your girlfriend look up the name of a person with whom the guy recently closed a car deal. Get some friends to seek him out as though they are car buyers who (if asked) were recommended by that person. Tie up his time as much as possible with telephone inquiries, long test drives (in a convertible that ends with "Well, I really came here looking for very low-cost transportation, perhaps I'll buy a *insert name of competitor's car* instead."), appointments to see the cars (really early, at lunch, and really late on the same day works great), and "how much is this option" daywasters. If anyone actually buys a car, make sure they do it through your girlfriend on that guy's day off and if the management asks, your girlfriend was very helpful but the other guy was useless.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:27:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:24:11 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:20:02 (#)
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Blur out the face of the other person involved.
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Yeah, but his girlfriend never did anything besides being stupid enough to date a scum bag. She's who I'm looking out for.
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Also, it would help if you would be heartless, it would make figuring out a plan so much easier if I didn't have to worry about the impact it would have on other people.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:25:12 EDT (#)
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I *could* help you here, but I'd need information, pictures, and any possible personal faults.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:20:02 (#)
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Blur out the face of the other person involved.
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Yeah, but his girlfriend never did anything besides being stupid enough to date a scum bag. She's who I'm looking out for.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:21:08 EDT (#)
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One of her co-workers contacted her customer while she was away, gaining his number by raiding her desk and contact sheets.
that's a 9th degree snake move right there.
car salesmen are largly scumbags. i used to be one...i did well by pulling the "i'm not really a car salesman, i'm just a college kid paying for school" routine.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:20:02 EDT (#)
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Blur out the face of the other person involved.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:18:43 EDT (#)
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I ruled out the incriminating pics. I don't want to hurt someone else.
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-05-23 13:16:41 EDT (#)
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If your willing to have pictures of him with another woman to send to his girlfriend. Why not get pictures of him with another girl in one of the cars on the lot? You could get him fired, and broken up with his girlfriend.