Crazy White People (681 hits)
Category: Politics -> LibertariansRating: -1.71 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (View user info) at 2006-05-23 19:50:57 EDT
It's funny how when someone from one's family joins a political party no else supports them or the party. Well, I have found a case of this phenonmeon and I am living it. I'll go back, My brother who we will call for the sake of this story, Oinkster. Anyway, Oinkster recently joined the Libertarian PArty and while I have met some Libertarians who are great people and have the correct philosophy others, i.e. Oinkster have taken the Libertarian philosophy and have turned it into a way of yelling about his enemies. Well, I geuss I must go back some more, see, Oinkster is fat (as if you couldn't guess from the name) and in high school made himself a target to be bullied and tormented because of his inability to keep his mouth shut and admit he is wrong, so he made it easy for everyone to make fun of him. After this he has went to college and after several years is still in college without a single understanding of where money comes from. During his time in college he found the Libertarians and has fallen in love with the party. He has amassed massive debts and continually buys crap that he doesn't need. He calims he will live a life of continually going bankrupt and living off credit cards because that is the Libertarian way and the federal government has stolen from him so he will do likewise.
Onward with the craziness, while I myslef agree with most of the Libertarian philosophy Oinkster drives me away from the party because he is incredibly rascist he holds this grudge because he beleives a Mexican got into his ideal college instead of him. Well to tell the truth he attempted to get into an Ivy League school as an engineer however Oinkster is to math talent as 2+2=378935 is to right. Now his Libertarian philosophy is a way of yell at Mexicans and show his racism. He is like Hitler with the inability to blame himself and needing a scapegoat. I'm tired of writing so I'll end here.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Libertarians are morons and so are you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:10:14 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
never post again.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-24 10:08:33 EDT (#)
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i WAS going to read this, and then i started to, and then i figured out that you cant write.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-24 09:59:49 EDT (#)
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This will fix your problem:
Get your fatassed brother to run over your hands with a truck and never post here again.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:32:45 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber now -2 D I E
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:20:26 EDT (#)
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"Well, I geuss I must go back some more, see, Oinkster is fat (as if you couldn't guess from the name) and in high school made himself a target to be bullied and tormented because of his inability to keep his mouth shut and admit he is wrong, so he made it easy for everyone to make fun of him."
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If only the Nazi war criminals had thought of that genius defence, they'd have all gotten off scot free.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 23:37:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:11:54 (#)
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YOUR BROTHER IS JGREENING?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:29:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:04:18 (#)
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I bet your brother liberally fucks you in the ass
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Hahahahahahahaha. THAT, folks, is comedy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:21:39 EDT (#)
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Amazingly, I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:15:43 EDT (#)
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1) you suck
2) GM, seriously, you need a picture of me to beat off to or something? I'm all you talk about.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:21:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:11:54 EDT (#)
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YOUR BROTHER IS JGREENING?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:10:24 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck are you really?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-23 20:04:18 EDT (#)
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I bet your brother liberally fucks you in the ass
Submitted by the_black_sheep (user info) at 2006-05-23 19:55:06 EDT (#)
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