My life as a call center slave. (1007 hits)
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Submitted by Aubrey <Aubs2o04.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-24 11:47:18 EDT
I woke up Monday morning and went to work... sat at my desk and started to take calls. After helping out this person on the phone he choose to tell me... "Man, your job must suck." I thought about that statement for amoment and realized... Its true. So I stood up, covered my mouth and ran out of there like I was about to explode all over everyone. (as in vomit, duh.) After reaching the doors to the outside I smiled to myself at my wonderful acting and drove home. After spending a relaxing day infront of the tv I fell asleep, feeling like I had taken back my day for once from the evil call center.
Even this very second, as I write this they talk in my ear. Blah blah blah "Your company is killing my credit rating." "My daughter is a drug addict she stole my credit card." "You really arent listening to a word Im saying are you."... No sir Im not, Im actually slowly dieing in this cubical listening to your pathetic fucking problems.
I work in credit card fraud. Not very exciting, but anyone with 1/2 of a brain could do the same shit I do for 12 bucks an hour. The only thing that gets annoying is saying "Thankyou for calling _______ my name is _________ can I have your credit card number please?" about 100 or more times a day.
People are IDIOTS... Let me give you a situation. Im looking over this guys acct. He is in his late twenties, he had some fraud from aol, msn hotmail. Normal internet shit, thats it. Then he tells me "There's this chrg on my acct for some... exxonmobile? I dont know who they are." Already Im thinking this guy must be dead to the world, or he has a very low IQ. "Well sir thats a gas chrg, it looks like its out of your home town as well." Meaning..... THIS IS NOT FRD! Your card was taken over the net, so the asshole that is generating these numbers dose not live in your home town with 5000 fucking people in it. But no, this guy insists that its not him. So what do I do? I just transfer him off to the correct people that will jump all over his ass. (Of course I stay on the line on mute so I can hear everthing.) They talk to him about shit like "Hey, dont fuck with us, we have smart people working here, you cant scam us. Dont you know that filing a false fraud report is a felony?!" You know this guy is freaking out now, cause hes just stupid, he dosent know what they are talking about. But hes about to get in alot of trouble.
That little situation right there is a gem. Calls like that happen once in a blue moon. Dont get me wrong ALOT of stupid people have credit cards. But its only the really really retarded ones that I choose to fuck with. The stupid ones I just put on hold until they know Im not coming back and they just give up.
So here I am again, sitting in my little cublical of death, waiting for my time to be up. But atleast I get alittle humor now and then... Oh yeah, If you knew which bank I worked for, you would never get a credit card with us, cause once someone gets your card number your fucked, cause really. We just dont care :)
User Reviews
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-25 10:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
www.ubersite.com/m/85862
mine was better.........I think
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I imagine if I gave two shits this would be an awesome post.
alas...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been
planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this hurt my penis to look at.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(Of course I stay on the line on mute so I can hear everthing.)
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I used to love doing that
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
my eyes!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Blocks of text are fucking weak.
Like your bowels obviously are since they produced this pile of shit.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are right! It DOES suck to be you!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
take comfort, fellow Uberites - you know why?
Because this person's job is going to India, and very soon I might add.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88225
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAH!
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You think you're shit now..wait until your 45 and still making 12 bucks an hour cause with your attitude no one else will hire you. -2 for being a lazy, goodfornothing loser.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Hey, I found these vowels, I think you dropped them.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:35:47 EDT (#)
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A call center survivor: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69008
here's the thing. I look at this, and the "formatting" makes me want to shove my mouse in my eye sockets so that I don't have to see the vomitous explosion of words on this page. Try some paragraphs, try some spacing. make it readable format wise. Can't offer criticism on the actual "meat" of the writing as I can not physically stand to try to wade through that giant mire.
uber is trial by fire for noob's go do some research, read som other people's stuff and then don't suck.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All this time, I thought you people really cared about me.
how wrong i was, so wrong.
I'M GOING TO TAKE BACK MY LIFE STARTING RIGHT NOW!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT BURNS! IT BURNS! OH THE HUMANITY!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should care about these comments.
They will give you AIDS in your eye and kill you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm seriously crying at this point.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
*zzzzzzzzz*
Submitted by Hypatia86 (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:08:51 EDT (#)
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loki, ouch, that hurt me... if I cared at all about these comments, I wouldnt post, as I have said before, its my way of wasting time, and having a site to store all my useless rants. So if your thinking your opinon matters.... well it doesnt.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No offense but reading this makes it pretty clear why you work as a call center drone.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dire.
And call centre work ain't so bad. At least when it's really bad, it's normally funny, unlike this waste of time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read it, I just wanted to tell you that no one gives a shit.