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APW - Edward Gorey (1010 hits)

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Rating: 1.75 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-05-24 14:19:36 EDT


Edward St. John Gorey (1925-2000)

Born and raised in Chicago, Gorey attended the Francis W. Parker School during his childhood. He had a two year stint in the US Army during the last of WWII, though he didn't see overseas action. After hi stime in the service was up, Gorey attended Harvard University from 1946 to 1950.

For most of the 1950s he lived in New York City and worked for the Art Department of Doubleday Anchor as an illustrator. Some of his more widely known work in this venture includes a printing of 'Dracula', an edition of 'The War of the Worlds', and 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats' by T. S. Eliot. (I own a copy of all of these. Because they kick ass.)

Gorey was a prolific illustrator, and an author in his own right, with the majority of his artwork being done in the pen and ink medium. His books were sometimes offered as childrens books, but with a sinister quality to them, a penchant for archaic language and his fondness for gruesome events to befall his characters, they were probably better suited for the viewing pleasure of adults.

Strange adults.

Gorey became more widely known in the late 1970s and early 1980s for two works; the animated credits for the PBS 'Mystery' television series and the costumes and set he designed for a Broadway production of Dracula.



Gorey wrote over 100 books in his lifetime, including these, the ones I own:

The Unstrung Harp, 1953
The Doubtful Guest, 1957
The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Tale by Ogdred Weary, 1961
The Hapless Child, 1961
The Beastly Baby, 1962
The Gashlycrumb Tinies, 1963
The Insect God, 1963
The West Wing, 1963
The Gilded Bat, 1967
The Epiplectic Bicycle, 1969
The Iron Tonic: Or, A Winter Afternoon in Lonely Valley, 1969
The Glorious Nosebleed, 1975
The Prune People, 1983
The Haunted Tea-Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas, 1997


I guess for me the attraction is the balance between the relative simplicity of some of the drawings and the macabre subject matter that they often go along with. It puts one in mind of a child right on the edge of a great career as a raving psychopath expressing his future intentions through pen and ink. Lovely.

I've included 'The Gashlycrumb Tinies' in its entirety rather than taking a sampling from his other works. Because it's my favorite.







gashlycrumb tinies -- or -- 26 differing demises, each of which I would assign to specific Uber users.JPG (1 MB)

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -1ing ALL of your posts!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE MYSELF!!

SIGNED,

SCOURGEY

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2006-05-28 00:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So, I'm outta touch... "APW"?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-25 11:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:24:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

As the artist for the new epic, D is for Dervel.


I'm playing favourites.

R is for Redskieslookfake and P is for Phuzzy. Because this week, I'd like to see him dead.
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She's right.

Poor phuzzy....he gonna die.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-25 10:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

APW = auto +2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 10:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even though I've already sent a number of you fuckers six feet down in my Ubergraveyard, I'd be willing to take a crack at this.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-25 09:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:08:02 (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking disturbing.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-05-25 09:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never seen this, but I like it a lot.

-Dave

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-25 02:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit. what about Woody then....theres the ever present Wardy...shit. you're going for Nath not W_H_y_ST_RO_M wiht nath right?...theres also willzone and williamson..they're pretty big..and Wazzza...and a couple of Wookies and Wormcat and wildman and awildcatmkgee..hang on why am I so keen to die anyway?



Yeah...I don't even wanna be in your stupid comic :P

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Especially Ida, that's creepy.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking disturbing.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As the artist for the new epic, D is for Dervel.


I'm playing favourites.

R is for Redskieslookfake and P is for Phuzzy. Because this week, I'd like to see him dead.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit.

Theres way too many users starting with a D.
DOS smells, and Darko is stupid and and and Davy Jones doesn't post anymore...wait how about calling me Woody...erm wu wi wo wa...Wardy. Shit.

Oh well, at least I'm not Berty or badassmofo.

Hmmm...er...Danger_ranger! meh hes not about much anymore... same for Davros and the Darths faded and awesome....DJmatt isn't active enough..neither are DMD or Dervel...thgouh Dervels bloody popular...



D_prime is gone...dude thats bosh is an alter...DR_weasel is an arsehole..no-ones ever heard of Ducky or Durae.


Er do do...Domenad..isn't about much...or dolson...same for donovan donkeyontheedge and..donitsu2000....also draqus...anyone else remember Downer_stain... OR dRONE_OF _INDUSTRY?

Doodies and doodles are too new...Dogoroch or whatever is pretty new tooo, but his stuff is really good.


I recon its probably between me and Dervel...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's all good.

I just had someone ask me about it as soon as loki said it and jumped.

Nothing stopping anyone else from taking a stab at it as well. That would add some other people into the mix anyway, as you'd use users that I wouldn't most likely.



Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:16:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:14:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

No fair Anansie, I've already started on it wif my partner.

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My bad, man, I didn't know you were going to do it. I just want to see it happen.


Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:09:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

somebody fire up the Orgasmatron beacon

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Aw. Thanks for the mention, lokes.

I'll have to do a late APW or something, because my day was spent making a crossword.

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I'd work on it and post it on a different day. Besides, it will take time to do the drawings.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

somebody fire up the Orgasmatron beacon

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Aw. Thanks for the mention, lokes.

I'll have to do a late APW or something, because my day was spent making a crossword.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd totally be down for creating artwork for one, Scourge, if you can come up with good rhymes and give them to me in advance.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

somebody fire up the Orgasmatron beacon

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:38:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

clearly you have no soul

We should do an uber version of this.
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This is an awesome idea.

I got dibs on being 's'





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Yes! I'm not putting dibs on anything, but I'd love to see that post.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

clearly you have no soul

We should do an uber version of this.
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This is an awesome idea.

I got dibs on being 's'





Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like Neville, too. But I also like Xerxes an awful lot.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite is Neville.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love him and now I love you because you love him.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember these.

K in my favorite!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this book. It's twice as cool because it reads just as well from end to beginning as it does from beginning to end.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fantastic

i particularly like the picture of victor squashed by a train.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

clearly you have no soul

We should do an uber version of this.


Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wonderful sir

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember these. This is awesome.

HAR HAR FANNY SUCKED DRY

















I'm sorry




















except I'm not.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wasn't talking Sphaggy.

When I type I don't read along with it. Silly guy. Only crazy people do that.




I've missed you buddy. How's life treating you? Job OK? Family doing well? Either way, you take care, pal.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Gorey! Fun and gothic.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut up Scourge, you fucking loser.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna be: H is for Hector who was done in by a thug.

I just love the picture that goes along with it. School-kid just standing there, as if to say, do-dit-do, I'm just going to skip home today. And then you see the arms with the piece of linen getting ready to smother him out of annoyance because the school-kid wouldn't shut up during class, and all the thug wanted to do was present his project in peace, and the school-kid just wouldn't shut up, so during recess they began playing hide in seek, and that's when the thug strikes, screaming, WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMEMT. ALL I EVER WANTED WAS THAT ONE MOMENT, AND YOU STOLE IT. WHY? WHY?!?!?!?!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would not have given you one. But if you would like, you may have first choice, since you asked.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I.Looooooved.This. Bravo, bravo.

By the by, what demise would you assign me?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because Gorey is awesome and because my little sister went to Parker.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gashlycrumb Tinies rock! My kid loves them.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my all time favorites.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i LOVED these when i was a kid!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh, much better than mine


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