Animals Accidentally Run Over - What do you think? (1391 hits)
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Submitted by Echo (View user info) at 2006-05-24 19:15:51 EDT
As many of you know, I am completely indifferent to animals. After driving on the road today, I got nauseous and I feel someone should be punished for their mistakes.
Some animals were wandering in the wild and some ASSHOLE ran them over accidentally. That's right - it was a complete accident and a total mistake and I am fucking outraged.
I feel whoever is responsible for this very common event should be punished. And the punishment should fit the crime. They should be run over in the street.
Discuss.
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-02-24 14:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-24 13:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a sad fucker you are.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-02-24 12:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rubbish
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11564810315827659/1/Miss-goatse.jpg
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just add ketchup.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:26:13 EDT (#)
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fucking amen
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:20:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:39:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a sense of humour over things that are funny.
If you know anything about me you should know that I would hate this sort of thing. Looks like the majority of Uber finds it funny too.
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i don't know a damn thing about you. how the fuck am i supposed to know what you find funny?
better question - why should i care?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:39:42 EDT (#)
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I have a sense of humour over things that are funny.
If you know anything about me you should know that I would hate this sort of thing. Looks like the majority of Uber finds it funny too.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BECAUSE THAT'S FUNNY!!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:06:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another -2 for finding roadkill funny.
My only hope is that something or someone you love gets hit by a juggernaut
cunt.
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i love my mom. will you get a sense of humor if she gets run over?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have another -2 for finding roadkill funny.
My only hope is that something or someone you love gets hit by a juggernaut
cunt.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-05-25 08:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves a -2
But it was WAY too fucking funny.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-25 06:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My Madre once stopped in the middle of the road to rescue a stunned sparrow that would have soon become a fluffy puddle. She brought it home and then wouldnt't touch it, leaving me to deal with it.
I won't bore you with details and I don't know how to end this anecdote, so here's a picture of what it looked like:
>O__
../\..
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahha
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IGNORANUS
go get run over yourself.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you hit a puppy, you get double score.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-05-25 05:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-25 02:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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This shit doesn't really bother me.
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fuck you DOODLES you tough cunt, it BOTHERS ME!
It is cruel and terrible there is no place for such nasty things on the internets
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:54:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:05:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84811
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
same person, no?
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Nah.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:24:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:22:50 EDT (#)
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No, I don't think so.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84811
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:54:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
same person, no?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:54:03 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:45:28 EDT (#)
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Roadkill = Auto +2
Except when it's a tigerlily camwhore, then it's an auto -2.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
road kill = french food
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide.
Homer: Hiya.
Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn.
Homer: If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead
of ya.
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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This shit doesn't really bother me.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
I wasn't going to bother to rate this, but the Simpsons quote was too apt to pass up.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84811
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:58:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was very sad. People who don't like animals should have their throats cut, because
animals love you unconditionally, whereas people are pure assholes.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For some reason those animals made me laugh, and I don't think they should...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:30:09 EDT (#)
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THE CAT IS SMILING AT ME.
I HATE CATS.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:29:04 EDT (#)
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ATTN BadAssJulie: Please inform me of your location. I will be there shortly to throw you in the street and run you over with my truck.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ran over a cat for the first time like a month ago and I started crying. I got over it pretty quickly though because I don't like cats and whoever owned the cat shouldn't let it wander the streets to get run over in the first place.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:)
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, the racoon was into self-mutilation and that wet patch is where it orgasmed all over itself whilst getting-off on being run over.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the cat might have a shot. but the rest are goners. : (
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:21:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:18:09 (#)
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The racoon peed itself...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:20:35 EDT (#)
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THEY AREN'T DEAD
THEY'RE JUST NAPPING
THE VET WILL BE ALONG SHORTLY TO FIX THEM RIGHT UP
RIGHT?
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that cat looks like he's acting
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:18:09 EDT (#)
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The racoon peed itself...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:18:04 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:17:24 EDT (#)
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Yep, that about does it.