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Captain Stokes (372 hits)

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Rating: 0.41 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mike <mike.elias17.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-24 20:43:47 EDT


Look at that hair, and fiesty eyes
Peeking out from underneath an officer's cap.
A hardened gaze, a stoic smirk
Hints at muffled mischief.
Sure in her stride and
With fuck in her hips,
Although she's taught to mask it.
She's stubborn.
But I like that.

Is she really a pilot?
She flies, sure
And plays around
Pulling more or fewer Gs.
God help her enemies.
An opus here, a poem there
She's barber to the sky,
Teasing and testing
Weaving and resting
One mission,
One nice, deep, belly-bloating breath at a time.

She loves her job, but now
She's done for the day.
Would she like to play?
Her hat glides off and curvilinear volumes
Bounce against her cheeks.
Luscious stuff.
Honey floods her eyes
As her stressors linger lifeless in a hangar.
And after calculating flips and
Stiffening her hips,
She'll soon have chocolate thumbprints on her sides.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*FARTS*


*poot*

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-25 03:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2006-05-25 03:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh.

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-25 01:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Evening it up against T_Bag.

Submitted by T_Bag (user info) at 2006-05-25 00:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

this sucked much less than some of the shit ive read on here tonight. although, the term "sophomoric" fits it nicely i think.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Im not legal yet. Ill do you....not!

I kill all my sexual victims.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


last line +1



Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

So.... are you 18 yet or what?
---------------------------------------

Nope...Why, was it that sophomoric?

Oh, you wanna do me.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was actually called Captain Stokes a few days ago.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just didn't do a lot for me. It's ok, I guess.

Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think I'll wait for the third version of this. . .


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-24 20:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So.... are you 18 yet or what?


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