Bring Your Own GF (BYOGF) (1145 hits)
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Submitted by Jed Fleury <jed_fleury.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-13 09:35:20 EDT
allright,
I'm a reasonable guy. i owrk full time in a cube, so most of you know how shitty that is. the good news is im also in a couple bands ( www.definitionband.com ), so i do have somewhat of a life. Along with playing in a band comes the inevitable parties after gigs (yes, I know its 80's, but i still call them 'gigs') and i usually host them at my place so at that 'special' time of the night i can walk halfway up the stairs and pass out.
The thing is, alot of girls come to these parties, so sometimes i tone down my drinking for obvious reasons.
Now, on these brief occasions where i dont drink my self silly (very seldom) i start noticing something different about my friends. They seem to think, even though they are not in the band, that they pretty much have the 'pick' of the litter when the girls come out. I also noticed that they seem to be extra 'buddy buddy' with me in the presence of these girls. If girls arent there, they're usually bitching and whining and generally being fucksticks towards me. But man oh man, when the girls are there, all of a sudden my friends are my biggest fan, each one trying to imply that they and I are 'like this' (crossing fingers).
This is really annoying so i started this new "byogirlfriend" rule for my parties. Strangely enough, now NONE of my friends come to my parties.....
was i being too harsh here? anyone with the same dilemmna. (I know, its rough, but level with me here)
am i being unreasonable?
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-13 19:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Look here, McGuinea, just because your name is vaguely reminiscent of some form of alcoholic drink and you have have a knack for simplistic acronymns doesn't mean you can rub it in everyone's face. We all know you look like a sweaty, motorcycle riding tattoo artist, so by definition that's what you are. Katscraydel."
your probably pissed about some comment 10 posts ago or something. get over it bitch, move on. I dont ride, I am not ANY kind of artist, i do sweat profusely however. It's usually when I am smoking meth and plotting murder.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 17:08:08 EDT (#)
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thx tiffer,
u rock
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-06-13 16:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still think you had a good point here
*<Tiff>*
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 16:10:58 EDT (#)
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ahem ...ya....ok
thats why you took all the trouble to minus the rating...lightweight.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 16:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lost me at "anyways"
Be able to know a joke when you see one, butthead.
I'm still going to give you another -2.
What is that now? 14, 16?
I'm outta this asylum for the weekend. Bye all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-13 16:07:31 EDT (#)
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i'm not touching this with a ten foot pole....
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 15:58:06 EDT (#)
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well
Loren- "BTW - I've earned the right in my old age, and because I'm a woman, to call a scank a scank. (sp?)" It's skank. Anyways, the fact that you ARE a woman, and that you ARE older doesnt mean anything at all. A skank is a skank. So, if all girls coming to my party are groupies, and therefore, skanks, then how are you any different than me in publicizing derrogatory comments toward the female sex. Like i said before, think before you post pls. ;)
Loki - "Does anyone remember the good ole days when being in a band was about making MUSIC. This shit explains why I've not nothing but crap coming through the radio dial and MTV makes my ears bleed."
What shit? Who in your opinion are 'real' musicians who care about music? Let me see, Elton John maybe? The Beatles? Aerosmith? All of these bands care immensley about their music, and it doesnt mean they dont party afterwards (and believe me, they all do, and bigtime i might add. I jsut took offense to that, where i believe having parties has nothing to do with the music. Further, I dont think I said anything about partying being the reason i was in a band, it just happens to be what goes on after shows when people are still hyped up from the music and want to continue having a good time.
Anyways no biggie, thought id clarify. If you go to the website i posted for my band, u will see that we are actually talented musicians who definitely dont write for the radio. We write for ourselves..
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-13 15:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tifferistic - bend over, Loren is dead on with this one
I have a friend who is in a band. His wife and I have spent many a pleasant and amusing evening watching the skank circle him like oh sure. We make little side bets on what he can get them to do, so much fun.
Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-06-13 14:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From another girls opinion...I don't think you are being too harsh. I hate it when I am the only>or
one of the only girls at the party and all the guys are trying to talk to me. (I don't have that problem much anymore now cause I have a BF now) So...no I don't think you are being too harsh when you say BYOGF...
*<Tiff>*
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:39:33 EDT (#)
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Loren: Just because no one has made mention of the joke doesn't mean it wasn't picked up on. It means so much more if a woman calls another woman a skank.
I know it makes me feel all tingly inside.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jed - if I were asked to write a list of things that I'd prefer to do rather than attend your party (for example: shave Rizzo's ass hair) I wouldn't be able to do it, for the possibilities would be infinite.
BTW - I've earned the right in my old age, and because I'm a woman, to call a scank a scank. (sp?)
I'm surprised none of you guys picked up on the "six pack" thing - ...that horrible old joke about why women have 2... well, nevermind.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:24:32 EDT (#)
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You need to take a lesson in Party 101. It's just that simple.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone remember the good ole days when being in a band was about making MUSIC. This shit explains why I've not nothing but crap coming through the radio dial and MTV makes my ears bleed.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:09:06 EDT (#)
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Look here, McGuinea, just because your name is vaguely reminiscent of some form of alcoholic drink and you have have a knack for simplistic acronymns doesn't mean you can rub it in everyone's face. We all know you look like a sweaty, motorcycle riding tattoo artist, so by definition that's what you are. Katscraydel.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-13 12:02:11 EDT (#)
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byob- bring your own bitch
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:58:57 EDT (#)
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lol too funny.
Loren, Im having a party this Friday, wanna come?
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:58:06 EDT (#)
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Interesting
I'd say it's too harsh - why can't you just tell your friends to quit being leeches? Everyone knows the 'band guy' gets all the girls. If I were you, I wouldn't sweat it, everyone knows stupid groupie bitch whore kate angel goddess skanks are only good for their looks anywaySSSSSS.
hehehehehehe
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:50:10 EDT (#)
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-10 from Loren!
finally a reaction. I guess that was worded a little wrong. I mean, its not jsut 'me' that gets annoyed with my firends, but its the girls that come to the party as well. They do not enjoy people coming to a party just because girls are going to be there drinking.
However Loren, i think...
first of all, you're offended by the way i talk about girls, then you call them (stupid groupie skanks) you hypocrite; tip: control you're conditional response; if your angry, think before you reply.
secondly, who said i was popular? just because im in a band and throw parties? and maybe i was just writing this because the girls that come to my party DO come to see me and have stopped coming because my friends are a bunch of vultures. if they brought a girl(s) with them, then the 'groupies' might not be so uncomfortable around them.
thx for the -'s though
a little reaction is good for the soul
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:33:35 EDT (#)
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Just in case....
JOKE
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:33:04 EDT (#)
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Yeh dickhead, you could have said 'bring a 6-pack and a bitch'.
God, some people
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:26:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:26:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:26:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:26:15 EDT (#)
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Fuck, no wonder that pissed me off so much. It was by the original poster. God you're lucky you aren't within choking range.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:25:19 EDT (#)
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Fleury75 - "i think its reasonable they should bring a 'girl' at least to add to the party...."
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????
You bring a SIX PACK OF BEER TO ADD TO A PARTY.
Who the FUCK do you think you are? You people make fucking sick.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-13 11:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jed, you are one arrogant SOB, aren't you? It disgusts me how you can think of these women as YOUR commodity, something you can control and dole out to whomever you choose to at your leisure, (even if they are a bunch of stupid, groupie scanks).
I can't get over that you'd lower the entire feminine sex by comparing the sentence "bring your own beer" with "bring your own girlfriend"
Hey dudes, bring your own pussy!
Bring your own living, breathing, thinking human being!
Prick.
The more I think about what you wrote, the more sick to my stomach I become.
You'll get no supportive advice from me, bucko.
Just wait until you're a washed-up, middle aged has-been. We'll see who's "Mr. Cool and Popular and gettin' all the tail" then. I'd love to witness that.
I pray that your shitty attitude comes back to haunt you tenfold.
-2
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-06-13 10:56:16 EDT (#)
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well its bring your own girlfriend, doesnt mean single WOMEN cant show up. (which ultimately is what i am promoting here.)
basically, even if the guy doesnt have a girlfriend, i think its reasonable they should bring a 'girl' at least to add to the party....
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-13 10:33:12 EDT (#)
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Ummm, typically when you say BYOGF no single guys will show up as most of the women will be taken already.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-13 09:58:40 EDT (#)
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You were only a little harsh. Not a lot.
If you're friends are only using you to move in on the hot chicks, then fuck em. You don't need them.