SPT - I couldn't be prouder... (904 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-05-25 14:31:42 EDT
It seems my dearest Feety really wants to be like his daddy.
He must have found my first camwhore - or he's already developed telepathy (unlikely, but not unheard of for a developing Orgasmatron of his age). Either way, he went out and put together a little outfit so he can be just. like. daddy.
My heart's been swelling ever since I saw the picture.
I think I have a tear in mine eye.
Oh and if I find out who's touching my Almost Child™ like that, I swear by Krishna's bop bag that I'll nail your hands to the fucking wall. For shame, grasping his bum like that.
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Knock knock neo...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-25 22:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh come on now. Bad O-Tron.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm off to Ireland.
Bye Orgasmatron.
Bye feety.
Bye scourge and ghola and redskies (I'll talk to you) and catalyst and everybody.
Pog ma thon motherfuckers!
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Learn to spell it right then
Pog mo thoin! fan fada uaim!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G G-unIIIIT!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know O-Man, the more I look at him, and his apparent lack of ability to grow anything but facial hair, the more I am convinced that Lishy nevar told you about that night that she was jogging in the park and got raped by a bald guy that smelled stragely of garlic cloves and Irish whisky.
Again, I apologized, but sometimes words aren't enough.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
INTERPOL rock.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm off to Ireland.
Bye Orgasmatron.
Bye feety.
Bye scourge and ghola and redskies (I'll talk to you) and catalyst and everybody.
Pog ma thon motherfuckers!
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Bye. I hate you for getting to go while I'm stuck here. Don't slap anybody. Again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I didn't take the time to ma....I mean, his little hands must have been incapable of making sleeves. I like to think of it as an Interpol blanket that's used to replace the warmth of mama's womb he's no doubt missing now.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww how cute.
He kind of looks like he's in an Interpol straight jacket.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:25:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
agent smith? method's his daddy too? peon's not gonna like the cheating.
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Method can't be teh daddy..... I kept his testies!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I'm off to Ireland.
Bye Orgasmatron.
Bye feety.
Bye scourge and ghola and redskies (I'll talk to you) and catalyst and everybody.
Pog ma thon motherfuckers!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shout it from the mountaintops - ORGASMATRON IS GAY NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *eeoo* *eeoo* (echoes from teh valley)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THANK YOU MYNAMEISTIM
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sunglasses make you look like you're trying to look like someone else?
"Whoa."
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-25 16:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto spt -2
and you look like you try to look like neo, so -2 for that too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2 as compensation for me misspelling your name on my post.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While this is one bad mamma jamma, that is no handlebar mustache....fu man chu, yes. Congrats on the little guy and it wasn't I who touched him. Go feety!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:26:42 (#)
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I forgot to mention that I'm not wearing any pants in the picture either.
I just managed to crop the shot properly before posting it.
Feety's...not so much. But what's the point of having kids if you can't take embarrassing pictures of them?
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Very true.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:26:42 EDT (#)
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I forgot to mention that I'm not wearing any pants in the picture either.
I just managed to crop the shot properly before posting it.
Feety's...not so much. But what's the point of having kids if you can't take embarrassing pictures of them?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agent smith? method's his daddy too? peon's not gonna like the cheating.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:34:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay Neo and Gay Neo Jr.!
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I got more of an agent smith on the weekend feel from that picture...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:07:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety looks like a tiny ninja master
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with roids. don't forget the roids.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Most worthless bitch on this site right here, folks. God damn, I wish you'd shut the fuck up FOREVER you steaming pile of shit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety looks like a tiny ninja master
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:47:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Mars Orgasmatron, son of Achilles Orgasmatron, brother to Ajax Orgasmatron, bedder of Mabel Carnegie-Orgasmatron, mother of Kraft Singles Orgasmatron, boyfriend of Harriet Tubman-Douchebag, daughter of Limpwang McTrouserBrowser, arch enemy and hated rival of Ajax Orgasmatron.
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I thought I recognized you from somewhere!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:03:32 (#)
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Sure. We'll go on Maury, red.
Though how your sperm managed to swim across the Atlantic is anyone's guess.
Everyone knows the English have no stamina
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It was a long range effort. Can't say it didn't cost me. Left me red faced and panting.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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Sure. We'll go on Maury, red.
Though how your sperm managed to swim across the Atlantic is anyone's guess.
Everyone knows the English have no stamina.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
you can if you do a cumswap sac.
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That settles it. Paternity test only way to settle this O.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:47:14 (#)
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I am Mars Orgasmatron, son of Achilles Orgasmatron, brother to Ajax Orgasmatron, bedder of Mabel Carnegie-Orgasmatron, mother of Kraft Singles Orgasmatron, boyfriend of Harriet Tubman-Douchebag, daughter of Limpwang McTrouserBrowser, arch enemy and hated rival of Ajax Orgasmatron.
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Sorry...I'm not all of those things. I'm Achilles' son, and Achilles is Ajax's brother, Ajax beds Mabel, Mabel birthed Kraft Singles, and so on.
And his eyebrows haven't COME IN YET, red. Just like his hair or most of his bones.
Man, the pressure you people put on the youth of this world!
LET THE BOY ENJOY HIS CHILDHOOD UNHURRIED AND UNRUSHED.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can if you do a cumswap sac.
sidenote: i put effort into writing today and only three people read it. i am a sad sad girl right now.
your baby looks like a fetal zorro!!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, I laughed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:49:50 (#)
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We'll need some pictures of YOUR package to prove that, O-Man.
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*Cancels trip, waitis in anticipation*
redskies- I can't get pregnat from mouthsex, darling.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice.
Have you investigated the possibility of our discussed project? Feasible or no?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:49:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
BONUS: Photographic evidence that my child is more hung than Shlongy.
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*snorts*
We'll need some pictures of YOUR package to prove that, O-Man.
Just please post them on a weekend when I'm not around Uber to have your nuts and tackle traumatize me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:47:14 EDT (#)
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I am Mars Orgasmatron, son of Achilles Orgasmatron, brother to Ajax Orgasmatron, bedder of Mabel Carnegie-Orgasmatron, mother of Kraft Singles Orgasmatron, boyfriend of Harriet Tubman-Douchebag, daughter of Limpwang McTrouserBrowser, arch enemy and hated rival of Ajax Orgasmatron.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weird eyebrows
No eyebrows
Clearly someone else was responsible for Licious's pregnancy.
*looks around*
*whistles*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what is your real first name? dunno why but i'm wondering.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:40:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety? With that growth on his ass he should be called Taily.
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How dare you talk about his still-developing genitalia that way??
I assure you, in time it will all turn into a fleshy, pleasurable coach-and-four that will blow the ladies' minds. Like the Death Star, his bathing suit area will be a fully operational battle station.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety? With that growth on his ass he should be called Taily.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feety is the coolest.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Feety!
Like father, like son.
Makes me so proud to be his ubermommy.
This is not a shitpost.
That camwhore gets hotter every time I look at it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your fetus has hemorrhoids.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:34:06 EDT (#)
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Gay Neo and Gay Neo Jr.!
I love you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:32:47 EDT (#)
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BONUS: Photographic evidence that my child is more hung than Shlongy.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-25 14:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever, you think you're so cool with your portable fetus.