Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Dock Ellis Talks About Drugs (1188 hits)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-05-25 17:29:36 EDT
I can't draw fucking hats. I'M SORRY KATIE
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 00:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 AHTT
"Nope. Just the one on the LSD."
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-26 15:41:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-05-26 14:02:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know nothing about baseball but isn't walking eight batters a bad performance?
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Yeah, but pitching a shutout regardless of the circumstances is always impressive.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-05-26 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know nothing about baseball but isn't walking eight batters a bad performance?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-05-26 12:33:46 EDT (#)
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"Yeah, Bill Clinton smokes marijuana but doesn't inhale just like I chew LSD but don't swallow." - Hunter S Thomposn.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-26 12:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've pitched on acid. One of my better games actually.
Well, besides the fielding.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-26 12:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The eye on the strung out awkward hand-turkey-teacher got me.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-05-26 06:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drugs are bad, m'kay
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:25:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:42:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm sleepy. Turkey always makes me sleepy.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:33:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I, for one, have been enormously enriched by my drug experiences.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:15:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-25 22:12:59 EDT (#)
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Well, According to him he had a huge hangover, but was still half-drunk when he was pitching.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-25 22:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not your best work but, lets face it, ahtt is the best thing about this site (all @s aside) so +2.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:48:03 EDT (#)
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+2 for the little kids comments, those were fucking funny.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:39:03 EDT (#)
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auto +2 awkward hand turkey theatre. Each time I read these, my face comes a little closer to exploding.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:29:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I don't know how you come up with this shit.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's unfair to call it a hangover when he described himself as half-drunk.
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Is that what it was? All I remember is that Dock Ellis' was way cooler.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:21:20 EDT (#)
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I just meant players performing well on drugs in general...
Maybe any player from the 70's/80's one greenies and speed, then?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:11:04 EDT (#)
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I think it's unfair to call it a hangover when he described himself as half-drunk.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:50:55 EDT (#)
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I enjoy these.
A lot.
Like...a lot a lot.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:37:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:27:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu needed an apperance from jose Canseco and Raffy Palmiero and Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi and.... fuck, anyone playing baseball, really..
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This is different from all those. The only thing close to it is David Wells pitching a perfect game with a hangover.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu needed an apperance from jose Canseco and Raffy Palmiero and Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi and.... fuck, anyone playing baseball, really..
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, funny, but kinda lacks your usual wit. Kind of Kids in the Hall season 5 as compared to Kids in the Hall season 3.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:14:56 EDT (#)
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+2 for Dock Ellis drug-enhanced no-no, even with the ending.
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:33:36 (#)
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This was going great all the way up until the end where it fell flat on its beak.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:57:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:49:23 EDT (#)
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i heard aids is the adult term for cooties
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:41:45 EDT (#)
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good, but not up to your usual standards
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:33:55 EDT (#)
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Well I, for one, have been enormously enriched by my drug experiences.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:33:36 EDT (#)
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This was going great all the way up until the end where it fell flat on its beak.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:31:18 EDT (#)
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iish
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-25 17:31:17 EDT (#)
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Woulda been more funny if you had used Len Bias instead.