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1000 Words (2919 hits)

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Rating: 1.8 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jimbo (View user info) at 2006-05-27 12:24:12 EDT




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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-04-23 23:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

Oh it's 2 years old by now.

And you're a dude.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-12-04 20:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm printing milk cartons with you on them.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

...so hows that workin out for ya?


Submitted by jimbo (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Nevermind.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

last one was an accident.


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-15 19:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for infecting your wife with progeny, the worst disease of all

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

god damn Uberites are reproducing in masses...

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations, man. Just don't ask Tom to christen your kid.



...or do. My life is nothing without hearing about people drop-kicking priests through stained glass windows.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-28 12:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If you squint you can kinda make out Goatse...

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-28 12:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude first off. That is two pictures. So 2000 words. Second your kid has a huge asshole.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-28 02:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

fascinating


Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-28 00:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OILERS TO THE CUP CELEBRATORY +2! WHOOOO!

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-27 22:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kiley OB/GYN
WIFE OF JIMBO
_________________

Cool that her parents named her that. It's like you two were destined for each other.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

way to have sex!

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-27 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHIT! Good job.

Submitted by thedominator (user info) at 2006-05-27 18:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor"

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-27 17:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

poor you.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-27 16:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mini_plum (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:57:24 (#)
Ranking: -1

that's two pictures!
I demand 2000 words!
----
hmm, he's got a point there

auto +2 for flushing life down the toilet

Submitted by Skatch (user info) at 2006-05-27 16:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's what I call a trip down the stairs.

Congrats

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-05-27 15:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah....

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-27 15:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment


Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-27 15:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Everything you ever wanted to know about mini_plum
User id: 26368
Registered on or around: 2006-04-11 19:09:14
# Messages posted: 3
# Reviews written: 7
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 49
# Hits: 900
Average rating of all messages: -0.81

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zack... does it totally suck being such a douche all the time?

Submitted by mini_plum (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

that's two pictures!
I demand 2000 words!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's up with everyone getting pregoRs anyway?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-27 14:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Life Flushed Down Toilet Auto +2

Congrats anyway, i hope.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BUT I PULLED OUT!! WTF!

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Wife of Jimbo"

Congratulations

Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

'scuse me sir, you mind if I date your zygote?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-27 13:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are not my son!

-- Homer Simpson
Boy-Scoutz n the Hood


Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-27 12:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Congrats.

Or commiserations, depends on your point of view....


And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality, at least in this country.

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?