Political Parties (719 hits)
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Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (View user info) at 2006-05-28 15:16:42 EDT
The following is a list about some of the political parties:
Republicans: A group of people who wish to return America to a simpler more innocent time that never actually existed, Their top members are the big buissinesses while yet the typical member is a bible toting hick who can't read and is missing several teeth. Beleive that the Scopes trial was the death of evolution they celebrated by hooting and flinging feces.
Democrats: A group that insists on putting -American after every group of people want to turn America into some kind of Utopia that could never happen because it would still require killing everyone who resisted their methods. They want America to a place where the government spys on you while still somehow mainting the right to privacy. They also firmly beleive in abortion no matter what, sometimes even after death. Top members are rich despite being the poor people's party, typical member lives somewhere in the ghetto trying to live and get money and can't get to the polling station unless wearing neutral gang colors.
Libertarians: Group of people who beleive in a program of no government interference while still not being complete anarchy. Think that people on welfare should hurry up and die so they don't have to pay for. Top members rich people who don't want the government to take any money from their paycheck while they still don't even need a paycheck, typical members crazy white people beleiving the government has a satellite for each and everyone of us spying on us, often this member wears tinfoil underpants. They haven't been able to win many elections because members are often killed when they don't wear seatbelts on their way to the polling place so are either killed on their way or pulled over and detained because of rants about government spying.
Communists: Beleive in a system that has failed in so many countries while simultaniously turning them into third rate shitholes. Wants everyone to be equal except they just happen to be more equal. Despite failing in Russia, Kazahkstan, Turkmenistan, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Georgia (the Country), Armenia, Azerbijan, Uzbekistan, Ukraine, Poland, Albania, Yugoslavia, Romania and many others. Despite these countries failing at it they beleive the US could do it.
Green: They beleive the that Mother Earth does not like our methods want everyone to go back to farming and stop all industry, also beleive that all drugs should be legal despite the fact if they were nothing would get done. Top member, some enviromentalist no one has heard of, Typical member, a person who wheres a poncho hasn't bathed in years has long hair wears tye-dye, is a vegan and is to stoned to find where the polling place is.
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-30 13:51:42 EDT (#)
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actually, the soviet union wasn;t really a socialist state either.
they had massive social welfare, but the state companies where controlled by the ruling classes.
the most important part of socialism is that the working class controls the means of production,
so the soviet union is kind of a controlled capitalism, kinda like sweden of today..
just saying...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:09:07 (#)
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Communist symbol sickle and hammer Soviet Union/Russia's flag, Red feild hammer and Sickle dipshit. Yeah they were Communists.
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Yeah, that's why it was the Union of Soviet SOCIALIST Republics, right? Fuck you, you give capitalists a bad name. Oh wait, they do a goood job of that on their own...
Fuck you, I'm not communist.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 10:49:25 EDT (#)
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Communism - now your equally poor.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-29 05:11:41 EDT (#)
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Fascist: Me. Somebody who does not believe you deserve the right to vote.
Submitted by ser_hag (user info) at 2006-05-29 01:45:58 EDT (#)
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tinfoil underpants...made me smile
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-29 00:02:31 EDT (#)
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Brillient.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-28 22:30:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 20:45:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-28 20:29:03 EDT (#)
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you don't know shit about shit, nice to see that didn't stop you from posting
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 18:42:57 EDT (#)
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HEY DOODLES,
did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in your name, you can spell
MY NAME IS DOODLES AND I AM A ONE ARMED GANGBANGER FROM KNOXVILLE AND I BLOW MEN?
Well actually you can't - but it still describes you pretty well doesn't it?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-28 17:23:47 EDT (#)
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No kaos you're post was good, this pile of horseshit was retarded. Like an 8th grade class project or something.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-28 17:19:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:59:27 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:42:30 (#)
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I liked this idea but the execution was poor.
Needed to be longer, more in-depth.
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I'm going to bet that you LIKED THE IDE because it was YOUR idea.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87559
Change religion for politics, make it much more retarded, and you have your B@W post right there.
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Retarted, and yet it made bored at work. Hmmmm....
Thanks for the link!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:42:30 (#)
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I liked this idea but the execution was poor.
Needed to be longer, more in-depth.
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I'm going to bet that you LIKED THE IDE because it was YOUR idea.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87559
Change religion for politics, make it much more retarded, and you have your B@W post right there.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:09:07 (#)
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Communist symbol sickle and hammer Soviet Union/Russia's flag, Red feild hammer and Sickle dipshit. Yeah they were Communists.
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Way to know nothing and listen to stereotypes. USSR was not a communist government, it was a corrupt socialist government based almost entirely off of Karl Marks (Marx?). China is a communist government; there are several differences between the two.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:42:30 EDT (#)
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I liked this idea but the execution was poor.
Needed to be longer, more in-depth.
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-05-28 16:09:07 EDT (#)
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Communist symbol sickle and hammer Soviet Union/Russia's flag, Red feild hammer and Sickle dipshit. Yeah they were Communists.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-28 15:34:01 EDT (#)
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MORONS (Moh-rohns)- see also TOOLS, IMBICILES, OAFS and DUMBASSES.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-28 15:22:19 EDT (#)
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You forgot one party:
MORONS- Can't spell and don't do research, but post anyway.
Russia was nowhere near being communist.
They were Socialist. Big difference.