The political solution. (569 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-05-29 10:41:52 EDT
For all of you "political" types, who yell about things like abortion or immigration and other such nonsense, I have the solution to end all the issues you have with anything.
Political orgies. Like political parties, but more fun and productive. If my idea goes into effect, I'm running for the presidency.
Foreign policy. America will publicly apologize for everything we've ever done ever. If earth thinks we're wrong, then let's let them think we're sorry.
Establish an international language. I'm tired of my dumbass countrymen saying "Why can't they just talk in amerikan?" I say we all switch to our written language be in binary, and our spoken language should be reduced to grunting.
Immigration legal or otherwise. I say we all have mounted lasers on the top of homes. I'm tired of aliens making headlines in the newspapers and the internet. Sure, they only abduct white hicks and cows, but cows are steak and ilikesteak. Outsiders stay on your own damn planet with your universal peace and eternal life and international friendship.
Any more questions you have can be answered in the reviews.
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 19:40:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:08:41 (#)
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I like steak too, but you're obviously stupid. You're obviously, aproximatly..... 12 years old, judjing by your current political knoledge
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And I had the nerve to assume someone would get the joke, especially when I went from illegal immigration to outer space and little green men.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:08:41 EDT (#)
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I like steak too, but you're obviously stupid. You're obviously, aproximatly..... 12 years old, judjing by your current political knoledge
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-23 18:04:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-23 17:30:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:43:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:26:57 (#)
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with this -2 you should be at the point where you don't have a single shitty post with a positive rating.
here's a good example of how well your ideas, posts and humor are accepted in this community:
Everything you ever wanted to know about ilikesteak
User id: 26616
Registered on or around: 2006-04-25 10:14:17
# Messages posted: 20
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Average rating of all messages: -1.14
that means we want you to leave. Do what you want, I mean it takes little effort to -2 you. But you probably should pack your ovaries up and get the fuck out, shitbag.
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A post with a positive rating.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88396
"I mean it takes little effort to -2 you."
It takes less effort for me to care.
I'll leave when I'm banned. Till then, enjoy my posts bitch, because they're going to keep appearing for a long time.
Your name is Unabonger because you're a friendless hippie.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
with this -2 you should be at the point where you don't have a single shitty post with a positive rating.
here's a good example of how well your ideas, posts and humor are accepted in this community:
Everything you ever wanted to know about ilikesteak
User id: 26616
Registered on or around: 2006-04-25 10:14:17
# Messages posted: 20
# Reviews written: 120
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 424
# Hits: 7456
Average rating of all messages: -1.14
that means we want you to leave. Do what you want, I mean it takes little effort to -2 you. But you probably should pack your ovaries up and get the fuck out, shitbag.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-30 17:26:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:57:28 (#)
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No Comment
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What? No comment. At least justify the score. You have dissapointed me like so many women with your limp dick responce.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:57:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:34:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:32:12 (#)
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Sure you are.
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Aww. Isn't that cute. One armed sarcasm.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-30 07:32:10 EDT (#)
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A +1 for gracious acceptance of my -2.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:32:12 EDT (#)
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Sure you are.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:24:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
All right here it is let's IS NOT REALLY A WORD, it's slang, if it was a word it would be 'let is' as that is the only proper contraction that ends in 's. That was one of several reasons that I gave you a -2, would you care to try and defend the other reasons, or just pick at the smallest one?
Now here is the part where you make even more alters to -2 all of my posts with, because you're a fucking pussy.
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I don't have any alters. I'm pure and unholy awesome from day 1.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:22:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:19:48 (#)
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To be honest, I don't even know who Doodles is. I'm away too much to really know who's an asshole or not, but I agree that this post was... not good. The writing wasn't atrocious, just flacid and uninteresting. Maybe next time you could try harder? Or at least do it for a specific reason integral to the post? No matter the quality of Doodles' posts, he has the right to rate yours, and in my humble opinion, his rating was accurate.
Now this is where you click on my user info and read a few of my posts to see if I am deemed worthy enough to rate you. Once that otiose undertaking is done with, you may actually listen to what I've said. You probably won't.
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I've done what you said and read a few of your posts.
1. The french aren't a country of cowards, just the french government and army. Name a real war they've won.
2. Photoshop Competition 3 Entry was funny in that you didn't place a picture in a photoshop entry. If it was on purpose it'd be funny, but if you actually couldn't then may god have mercy on us all if you start to breed with others and further taint the gene pool.
3. You might block pop-ups, but there are these new things called pop unders. It's wierd, but you may have adware, spyware, or the ever fun trojan. Also one of the easies ways to learn computer things is the F1 button.
4. About you're broken foot, I'm sorry. I accidentally stabbed my left hand recently, and I play guitar. I thank god I didn't hit a tendon. All I can say to help is to let it heal after going
to the hospital, then exercize it, but stop if it hurts.
5. The uber poliece have been on my ass since day 1.
I'll post about my hand accident soon.
Doodles just -2's my posts because I laughed at him on another post.
Feel free to respond to any of my posts, you have been deemed worthy.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:05:52 EDT (#)
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you are just a fuckwit doodles, no one cares what you think. arguing over let's or let us or lettuce, what happened to 'fuck spellcheck'?
hard to spellcheck with one arm?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 22:00:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:07:03 (#)
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i would not vote for you.
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Oh no, a nameless uber member won't vote for me, what ever shall I do?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All right here it is let's IS NOT REALLY A WORD, it's slang, if it was a word it would be 'let is' as that is the only proper contraction that ends in 's. That was one of several reasons that I gave you a -2, would you care to try and defend the other reasons, or just pick at the smallest one?
Now here is the part where you make even more alters to -2 all of my posts with, because you're a fucking pussy.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To be honest, I don't even know who Doodles is. I'm away too much to really know who's an asshole or not, but I agree that this post was... not good. The writing wasn't atrocious, just flacid and uninteresting. Maybe next time you could try harder? Or at least do it for a specific reason integral to the post? No matter the quality of Doodles' posts, he has the right to rate yours, and in my humble opinion, his rating was accurate.
Now this is where you click on my user info and read a few of my posts to see if I am deemed worthy enough to rate you. Once that otiose undertaking is done with, you may actually listen to what I've said. You probably won't.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-29 21:07:03 EDT (#)
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i would not vote for you.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 20:48:18 EDT (#)
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Does anyone have any questions about anything not mentioned?
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-29 20:16:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 20:11:29 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:42:33 (#)
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The grammar in this was shit. The sentences too choppy. And you spoke in fragments. You also said 'let's let' which means let is let which makes no fucking sense, what you MEANT to say is let US let. Don't use conjunctions if you aren't sure of their meaning. Furthermore the post had no redeeming values what so ever. I think this is a -2 well earned.
See above for how well your post flowed.
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1. 'let's let' stands for let us allow. You use "" for quotes. And you're questioning MY english.
2. "Furthermore the post had no redeeming values what so ever." And yours do?
3. "I think this is a -2 well earned." you're just saying that because I have 2 arms. Jealousy
4. "See above for how well your post flowed." I know, it's awesome, because I wrote it.
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doodles, you are a one armed faggot cunt with no friends.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 20:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 16:57:30 (#)
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Submitted by pheelin_eerie (user info) at 2006-05-29 13:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
let's all kick Doodles in the groin.
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And whose alter might you be?
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Wow. Claiming someone is an alter because you feel insulted by a responce. How origional.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-29 20:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:42:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
The grammar in this was shit. The sentences too choppy. And you spoke in fragments. You also said 'let's let' which means let is let which makes no fucking sense, what you MEANT to say is let US let. Don't use conjunctions if you aren't sure of their meaning. Furthermore the post had no redeeming values what so ever. I think this is a -2 well earned.
See above for how well your post flowed.
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1. 'let's let' stands for let us allow. You use "" for quotes. And you're questioning MY english.
2. "Furthermore the post had no redeeming values what so ever." And yours do?
3. "I think this is a -2 well earned." you're just saying that because I have 2 arms. Jealousy
4. "See above for how well your post flowed." I know, it's awesome, because I wrote it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 16:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pheelin_eerie (user info) at 2006-05-29 13:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
let's all kick Doodles in the groin.
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And whose alter might you be?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 16:55:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-29 16:44:51 (#)
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Doodles- 'let's let' means "let us let" Don't be silly.
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It's slang, not proper grammar, I've had points taken off because of saying let's= let us MANY times throughout high school until I caught on.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-05-29 16:44:51 EDT (#)
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Doodles- 'let's let' means "let us let" Don't be silly.
Submitted by pheelin_eerie (user info) at 2006-05-29 13:20:22 EDT (#)
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let's all kick Doodles in the groin.
Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-29 12:29:40 EDT (#)
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I THINK EVERYONE AGREES 'DOODLES' the twat, IS A COMLETE NOB WHO GIVES EVERYONE -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:42:33 EDT (#)
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The grammar in this was shit. The sentences too choppy. And you spoke in fragments. You also said 'let's let' which means let is let which makes no fucking sense, what you MEANT to say is let US let. Don't use conjunctions if you aren't sure of their meaning. Furthermore the post had no redeeming values what so ever. I think this is a -2 well earned.
See above for how well your post flowed.
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:26:27 EDT (#)
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hmmm... interesting proposals.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-29 11:14:58 EDT (#)
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Binary wouldn't work, because it is only a representation of an existing language: english. You would have to know ascii, and it only works for letters and shit right, so it would just end up complicating stuff. But I like your zest. You've got grit, moxy.