Mothers Of Annoying Children (878 hits)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange <jimmyd274.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-30 15:12:05 EDT
There are few things that exist in this world that anger me more than noisy, annoying little children. The mothers of those noisy, annoying little children, however, occupy a whole different realm of Ben irritation.
All too often I am jammed in a crowded elevator with one or more noisy children, whose ignorant mothers refuse to pacify their babes or even apologize for the anguish it causes other passengers, namely me. Perhaps they are talking with fellow mothers, or chatting noisily on cell phones. That's fine with me, but the fact is, they don't even give their earsplitting kids a second thought. Even when I try and pierce through their protective shield of selfishness with an angry glare, they act as if their irresponsibility makes me some kind of a criminal. I hate that.
What kind of snooty, self-absorbed women do things like that? "Oh it's natural, that's how kids are supposed to act at that age, so BAM!" is a common response I receive when I broach the topic to people who have had children before. Well, is that really how they are supposed to act? Must I really be forced to tip-toe around bellowing, little children and squeeze past giant strollers just to get to the elevator door? I think not.
Oh dear no, this is certainly not the only time where I have been forced to suffer under the flagrant stupidity and snobbery of child-rearing women. I can't tell you how many times I've been pleasantly walking down my block and suddenly been forced to dodge a woman that came rumbling around the corner. Yet, this is no ordinary woman. Pushing an industrial sized, double stroller, yapping away on her cell phone, with her raucous children and shopping bags in tow, she is a constant reminder of how aggravating those damn mothers can be. I swear it's gotten to the point where I'm willing to venture so far as to intentionally trip over a stroller wheel and fall, flattening her kid in the process. I can't help but wonder what her reaction would be, or if she would even care enough to tell the girlfriend she's talking to on her cell phone to hold on for five seconds.
It is odd, I think, that selfishness is a trait I frequently see in mothers with young children. Considering they spend thousands of dollars on "schooling," and spend most of their free time trying to pacify their rowdy toddlers, I would never have expected these mums to be so egocentric. Take, for example, my morning commute to school. I wake up as late as possible of course, eat breakfast, get dressed, brush my teeth and finally make my way downstairs. Yet every morning without fail, I get held up by a brainless and inconsiderate mother.
Here's the deal: she rings for the elevator, but the rest of her family isn't even close to being ready! Oh man, she so fooled me. She stands in front of the elevator door, keeping me waiting for a good minute until her husband and their three loud-mouthed kids walk out the door and scurry to the elevator, trying to look as innocent as possible. "Finally," I think to myself, "we get to leave." JUST KIDDING, PLAYA! Right as the door is about to close, at least once every three mornings she'll run her hand through the electric eye of the elevator door and it will open once again. What for, one may ask? "Oh dear," I assume she would say, "It seems as though I've forgotten to kiss one of my babies goodbye. I'm just going to go ahead and do that and take up more of your precious time.
You know I read somewhere that kids tend to gouge their eyes out at the mere thought of not being loved adequately! Well, thank the gods that he won't gouge his eyes out...its quite painful.
User Reviews
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sometimes kids need to be smacked.
also, why the hell are strollers so damned big these days? it's like as cars get bigger, so do strollers.
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Moms suck.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only +1...could have been better.
Maybe I've seen way too much of it in too little time at the parks here in Orlando. "What do you mean I can't take my three month old on Space Mountain?"
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-05-31 08:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-31 06:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, they're annoying. So are whiners. You won't be able to change them, so hop on your board, head for the stairwell rather than the elevator, and skate it off.
Pussy.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-31 06:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:50:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah how foolish of these mother's to think that the world revolves around them when it was obviously meant to revolve around you.
Look up hypocracy in the dictionary."
i looked it up, it's not there
HO HO HO
Submitted by Lennes (user info) at 2006-05-31 05:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What you need, is a stick. A jagged stick. Show'em you mean business.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 05:37:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-30 23:05:35 (#)
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I tend to agree that children, like drunk girlfriends, should be seen and not heard.
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Aint that the truth
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 05:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In all fairness most mothers with young children aren't ready to be mothers. SO when it comes to constant discipline/ giving up social life/ moral responsibility/ general curtosy (fuck off about the spelling I'm way too tired) they really couldn't care less.
Personally I wouldnt hit a child but I would make sure it shut the fuck up, or if I have to take the littl'un somewhere I would at least get the fucker walking asap. Parents who refuse to publicly discipline their kids would probably rather have the public go 'stupid parent, shut that kid up' than her publicly discipline a noisey brat, and have everyone saying 'disgusting lady, look how she treats her child'
Either way kids suck. Parents should learn to be more socially acceptable. Dads should learn not to just stand there going 'honey, comon, sort it out' and mothers should have a fucking ballon strapped to their back, so u can see them coming round the corner in their strollers of doom.
Submitted by Drygionus (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because I agree that children are annoying as shit and their parents can be worse, but sometimes you have to just pretend like your ass isn't in the mall circling the Victory Secret shop.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 00:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Congratulations. You've given me an entirely new perspective on snooty, self-absorbed people. I honestly wouldn't have thought it possible, then there you went and done it.
A applaud your effort.
Thank you.
Dipshit.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-30 23:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what?
you +2'd me. now i'm drunk. i plus 2 you biataovhjhch.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-30 23:05:35 EDT (#)
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I tend to agree that children, like drunk girlfriends, should be seen and not heard.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-30 22:54:08 EDT (#)
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Kill a child for Christ.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:35:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:18:21 EDT (#)
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I agree, people have been beating their children for years, why stop now? Smoking is worse than beating, why not stop the little fuckers doing that?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:05:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Parents today have no clue how to rear children. You rear children,
you raise crops. If my children were so stupid as to misbehave in public,
they got a public ass whoopin'. Yup, I 'reared' 'em. They are now 27 to 38,
and are all responsible, well-adjusted adults. Fuck the idiots who are against
corporal punishment. They need their asses whupped. . .
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-30 20:49:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-30 17:51:55 EDT (#)
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I liked the file name.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-30 17:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was pretty crap.
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-05-30 17:00:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:50:36 (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah how foolish of these mother's to think that the world revolves around them when it was obviously meant to revolve around you.
Look up hypocracy in the dictionary.
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Ummmm.... Maybe because the world DOES revolve around me? And no thats not what I was saying, I only used myself as an example. I bet most people could tell you the same thing about stuck up mothers and their snobby kids that piss them off every day
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:37:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:40:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't really read this but I hate loud, annoying children and their parents.
Why don't parents beat their children into submission anymore so they'll behave when out in public?
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nevermind the children... BEAT THE PARENTS!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
normally I find someone's ire amusing
but not this time
It could be me but this just hit me as a meh.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree http://www.ubersite.com/m/88453 (shameless linkwhore)
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah how foolish of these mother's to think that the world revolves around them when it was obviously meant to revolve around you.
Look up hypocracy in the dictionary.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so agree with Julie!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:40:26 EDT (#)
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I didn't really read this but I hate loud, annoying children and their parents.
Why don't parents beat their children into submission anymore so they'll behave when out in public?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i like the pic of that baaaaaaaaaby
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Okay, I'll put out the worldwide memo to not make you suffer in any way. Please give a list of things that irritate you to the receptionist, and we'll get the ball rolling!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:37:06 EDT (#)
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they make a close door button on elevators nowadays. if you actually speak up and say something like hurry up you dumb twat she might think twice about making everyone wait. or at least you'd feel better.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:21:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:15:13 EDT (#)
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just pull the elevator door shut, dumbass.