What a bunch of @$$holes (4360 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1 on 210 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Harbinger (View user info) at 2006-05-31 07:48:24 EDT
You people have some f*cking nerve making fun of all the girls on this site. No wonder most of them leave and never come back here again, but I suppose that is a reflection of real life, because most girls besides your moms and sisters would run screaming from you.
Most of you are pimple faced virgins, and yes, I have proof, you ugly losers post pictures all the time. I can't believe the s*** I've seen over the past year, calling girls fat and ugly and basically ripping them to shreds when in real life you would grovel at their feet. I'm absolutely disgusted at this bullsh*t and I hope you get your just desserts. I haven't seen one good looking person on this site, and f*ck you, I'm not going to post a picture, I wouldnt give you losers any more masturbatory material. This place has it ALL, from pre-pubescent teens (99% of this forum) to elderly midgets <some guy named schlongy> with napoleonic complexes
The girls that DO stick around are absolute white trash whores that PINE for your attention and you give it to them, further bolstering the fact that they're filthy sluts who can't get guys in real life- you know who I'm talking about, I dont need to mention any names *coughtigerlily/gholacough*
Why dont you show your t*ts a little more? Maybe one more person will email you and tell you how hot you are, justifying your actions and giving you even more reason to act like virtual Thai hookers.
I dont know why I bother, this will get ripped to shreds just like anything else someone with half a brain submits here, and more than one of you will call me an alter. I know the deal, I've been reading ubersite for almost a year. Go right ahead, I'll be laughing all the way to the beach....you know, that place where most of you can't go because you're either incredibly fat, incredibly pasty, or just can't function without an internet connection for one day.
I say I dont care, because I have real friends and a real boyfriend who loves me, but I guess I do because Im posting this, arent I? I suppose that makes me some sort of hypocrite. Tough sh*t.
This place is a sad, sad collective of THE VERY bottom of the internet barrel. Sad sad sad sad sad
User Reviews
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-09-20 23:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha.
stupid ass.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-20 23:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-20 23:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 post and 4000 hits thats almost as much as me 28 sad
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-09-20 23:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good work georgie
Somehow I missed this before (?)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-09-20 22:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-09-18 08:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And why would I be a slimy bastard.
Don't hate, congratulate. :)
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a bitch, I just had to keep this going. You're a worse poster then me.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-05 23:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the censorship you used, especially along side with such apparent furious rage. Juxtaposing the two is not only intensely amusing, but also indicative of your immense maturity and intelligence. I'd have to say you're 13 or 14, the head of your circle of friends, and the top in your remedial English class.
Your extremely well-drafted post has given me a vision of you, an up-and-coming Uberite, perhaps exceeding the poetic brilliance of Orgasmatron one day. Your boyfriend of 25 chose the right girl of 13 - no guy in his right mind would date an less-than-funny retard. I tip my hat to you, Harbinger, and I tip it to its fullest.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-06-05 23:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Soooooooooo, that Nigerian boyfriend and his friends treating you nice now?
or
Aa Baa Baa Uga Nuga Niga Woo-Woo Pee Ho Burn Hot?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
f*ckin A, still heated!
i am teh jealous
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just desserts.
<<<? Just Desserts? Sounds like the name of a bakery.
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It is.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your just desserts
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You spelt this wrong
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:19:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
why are people so dumb? who takes this shit on face value? its clearly shenanigans, and poor quality shenanigans at that, and yet STILL you idiots flock in your imbelilic droves to heap abuse on the figment of someones uncreative imagination
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yes, clearly this is shannigans. CLEARLY. Nobody would ever disapprove of ubersite. Anybody who comes in here and thinks your writing sucks and thinks you're a bunch of idiots HAS TO BE FAKE.
Clearly shannigans.
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Ha ha
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck yeah, I had to come back and give you this, I took it from one of my own posts.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:53:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
****** *** ********** boner *** ** ********** * *** your mom ****** ******** **. *** ******** "oh really?" ********* ** *** ********* ******* walrus. Fuck ***! ******* ************** *** Francois Mitterand ******** *******! ****** * bellow ********. *** ******* ************ lambshank. ********* ** ******** ** your labia *************** ******* ********* *** ************ ****, ***** *** * **** smells **** - ** *********** * clownshoe ***************? **** pie! ********* (******* *** soft serve ****) *********** *************. ****** **** grundle ***** * ****** ******* ** **** *********** ****, ******** ** ************* so look who's holding the suitcases now, huh???
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
why are people so dumb? who takes this shit on face value? its clearly shenanigans, and poor quality shenanigans at that, and yet STILL you idiots flock in your imbelilic droves to heap abuse on the figment of someones uncreative imagination
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yes, clearly this is shannigans. CLEARLY. Nobody would ever disapprove of ubersite. Anybody who comes in here and thinks your writing sucks and thinks you're a bunch of idiots HAS TO BE FAKE.
Clearly shannigans.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I kept looking for little footnotes* at the bottom of the screen.
*like this.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
and I'm not going to show my t*ts, but you can be sure that they are quite big, quite natural, and my bf loves them. Keep fantasizing about them though
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are you about twelve?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAh HA HA HAA
I'm laughing too hard to say anything back.
Give me a minute.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this piece of shit has nearly 3500 hits on one post.
I question uber's collective reasoning when you keep camping a post you clearly all hate.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-04 22:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are people so dumb? who takes this shit on face value? its clearly shenanigans, and poor quality shenanigans at that, and yet STILL you idiots flock in your imbelilic droves to heap abuse on the figment of someones uncreative imagination
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-03 21:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fucking works everytime... EVERY FUCKING TIME!
You get a whole heap of dense, fat bitches wanting to "know more about you" and all the idiotic, fuckwit assholes either trying to get into your pants or tell you how fat and ugly you are.
And the rest of us... We laugh our fucking asses off.
Well played. Make the next post more of the same shit in a different wrapper and watch the morons come back again to complain about the colours on your myspace account.
I still think this is Apollo.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-03 21:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice work, Apollo.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice self censors, you twat.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderful!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a white trash whore.
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Well of course you're not, silly.
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-02 18:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't like it.... FUCK OFF! Nobody is making you stay here
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-02 15:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a white trash whore.
Submitted by SidewinderGunnar (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a bitch...
so die
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-02 11:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:33:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN. These douche bags think it makes them look like such pimps and badasses to degrade any and everything they see when in reality they are total chumps that have probably on more than one occasion considered getting it on with another man just to introduce some semblance of physical sexual contact into their otherwise shit lives.
enjoy your life and fuck what these losers think.
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Submitted by mr_frank_black (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:07:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very true, this place is very disrespectful. Most members mouth off because they're cowards outside of hiding behind their keyboards like some low life losers that spend all of their weekends lonely and dateless. If they acted like something above slime they'd treat everyone including girls with respect. I blame no girls for no coming back here; they're not stupid and they don't have to take abuse by anyone anywhere."
you two sorry excuses for lifeforms are so pathetic you feel an urge to defend people you don't, and never will, know? hey, keep at it, if it makes you feel a little more important, a little stronger, a little better as a person.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-02 08:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-01 20:28:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're dumb if you really think your boyfriend loves you
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haha
Submitted by pastacheese (user info) at 2006-06-02 07:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pastacheese's user ID:
User id: 17421
Harbringer's user ID:
User id: 27126
Yeah, I comment rarely, that's how much your post sucked. Don't set up an uber account soley so you can bitch about it.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is your boyfriend related to you?
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN. These douche bags think it makes them look like such pimps and badasses to degrade any and everything they see when in reality they are total chumps that have probably on more than one occasion considered getting it on with another man just to introduce some semblance of physical sexual contact into their otherwise shit lives.
enjoy your life and fuck what these losers think.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You eat the semen from dead hobos.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mr_frank_black (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very true, this place is very disrespectful. Most members mouth off because they're cowards outside of hiding behind their keyboards like some low life losers that spend all of their weekends lonely and dateless. If they acted like something above slime they'd treat everyone including girls with respect. I blame no girls for no coming back here; they're not stupid and they don't have to take abuse by anyone anywhere.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-06-02 02:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are more important things in the world to bitch about than a fucking website. If you think we're all useless, then leave. Simple as that. If you don't like something, don't look at it.
That being said, -2 DIE.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-06-01 21:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
if you monsters think that its that easy to get rid of me, y'all got another thing coming, I have a thick skin and I cant be run off that easily. I have plenty to offer, so LAY OFF
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I'll translate for everybody.
"I have a thick skin" - I'm fat.
"I have plenty to offer" - I'm a fat whore.
"so LAY OFF" - (unreleased sexual tension) - I'm a fat whore but nobody will go near me without screaming in terror at the horror that is Harbinger.
As before I rate this as a joke.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-01 20:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're dumb if you really think your boyfriend loves you
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So true, yet nobody cares...
Welcome to Uber :D
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-01 19:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Iron my shirt bitch!
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-06-01 17:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:20:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAH YOU FAT SLACK JAWED BITCH. SOMEONE FUCKED YOU??? EEEEEEEEEEEW!
which one on the soft ball team is your daughter??
IT'S THE NIGGER ISN'T IT?? I KNOW YOU PEOPLE IN ALABAMA HAVE A TOKEN NIGGER AND IT IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
You look inbred, shouldn't come as a surprise. Oh and you like nascar? COULD YOU BE ANY MORE CLICHE?
FRITO PIE ALL ROUND MADE BY YOUR NIGGER DAUGHTER.
I'm going to print that picture off, masturbate and ejaculate on the nigger and post the picture.
Seriously.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 17:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been saying this for a long time. It's true.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-01 17:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-01 15:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I agree with some of the things you've said, but if you abhor this place as you claim, why have you lurked in the shadows for over a year? Why not just leave?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-01 14:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can smell you're a cunt.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2006-06-01 08:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the sentiment whether it's an alter or not. Girls, write more, show fannies less. Boys play nice or play with each other. That is all.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-06-01 08:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't have the time to question whether or not this is an alter or a religious fanatic. either way, I have one thing to tell you: fuck off, asshole.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
troll
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought maybe this was real, until the last few lines when the alter in them came out.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yawn
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was just about to ignore this till i saw the myspace account.
wow- if this isnt a joke, you sure have one unintentionally
hilarious site there.
oh yea, one more thing- youre a bitch!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AWESOME
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you haven't seen any hot people camwhoring, you obviously haven't seen any of my posts.
hah
ha
hahaha
ha
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ha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does a dogshit post of pure crap get heat, while decent posts
get nothing? Fuck this. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:55:56 (#)
Ranking: -1
aside from BadassJulie, Jeaneee, and Merlina......
chicks on Ubersite = WHORES
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Hey!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know tigerlily only has one leg. You shouldn't be making fun of her...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA you have no idea how many times I see something that makes me want to comment about her lack of dual-leggedness. I give you this 0 as my thanks.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy Shit!!
This boyfriend you boast of sure doesn't know how to fuck the negative energy out of you....
Go harder, last longer, CUM more often!!!
Seriously.... what a waste of your energy and my fuckin' time!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so right.
I'm going to apologize to every fake female on this site, because you set me straight.
Asshat.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So does the asterisk make it not swearing?
Let's find out-
F*uck you, you stupid c*unt.
Hmm, guess not.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can't we all just be happy after celebrating the Birthday of the Orgasmatron?
There should only be joy, and the hint of semen, in the air now. Not hate.
Submitted by toni_tori (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the eff word is this poo-poo?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AH AH HAH A HHAHAH AHH AHAH AH AH AH AHAH HA AH AH HAAH HAH AH AH AH AHA H AHAH AHAH H AHA AH AH AH AHA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HAH AH AHAH A HHA AHHAH AHAH
BWAH AHA HAH A HABWHA AHA HA AH A HA H AHAHA AH
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cockeyed
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Harbinger was the name of the very first D&D Miniatures set released. Seldom will one see rares for under $20 now, and many of they commons and uncommons are expensive as well. Umber Hulk, at one point, was selling for well over $100. Some price for a piece of plastic, huh?
Change your name, you are embarassing me, and I embarass myself.
Also, you don't need to use asteriks, Ubersite isn't filtered, in case you haven't noticed.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow doodles, that's clever.
Because, you know, child abuse is funny.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:54:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I haven't seen one good looking person on this site..."
There's a first time for everything.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63699
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You look like the 12 year old I raped last night.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on Jon Jon, you should know I've never been one who follows the rules.
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seriously Julie, there's a reason you're not to divulge that.
Please don't do it again, for me?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I haven't seen one good looking person on this site..."
There's a first time for everything.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63699
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have plenty to offer, so LAY OFF .
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Thank you my dear, that is the most delicious euphemism I've ever heard for "NO FAT CHICKS". Kudos to you...the candy kind.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:34:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have plenty to offer, so LAY OFF
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So offer, already.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WWWWWoooooooo hell, I'll bring the chips and dip
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you monsters think that its that easy to get rid of me, y'all got another thing coming, I have a thick skin and I cant be run off that easily. I have plenty to offer, so LAY OFF
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hotter than all the girls on this site, but I see your point.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youre all monsters and youre all going to hell
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfectly honest in the most painful way.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the internet barrel is bottomless...and don't you forget it
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
people who camwhore know what theyre up against. ****. i like the star key too.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking fix that fucking fucked page of yours on fucking Myspace for fuck's sake!
No fucking excuse for fucking not learning simple fucking html coding.
And if that is beyond your fucking ability, there are a million fucking generators all over the fucking place.
Fucking Rainbow Brite fucking shit.
Fuuuuuuuuck!
I know how much you love that word. Hope I sent a bit of cheer your way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was a feather boa?
I thought she was in a no-holds-bar steel cage death match, fighting for the last bag of Famous Amos Choco Chip cookies, against the fucking Cookie Monster.
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That was fucking beautiful.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ARE YOU THAT FAT, UGLY COW IN THE BLUE BOA?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job. apparently the majority of uber is retarded as well.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:13:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well fuck, this was no fun.
Ms. Trailer Park America bailed.
I was hoping she'd tell us we were all going to hell.
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It was fun calling you a fatass Skeletor. Of ocurse i'm betting you just skipped my review...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well fuck, this was no fun.
Ms. Trailer Park America bailed.
I was hoping she'd tell us we were all going to hell.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:01:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I appreciate the comedic value of this post.
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...Have you EVER given out a -2? it feels so good, try it.
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Yes, I have. Between the post and the comments, this is fucking hilarious!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tsk Tsk Tsk someone has a sandy bajiner now don't they....
Maybe you should get some sulfuric acid and wash it out..
Mmmmkay sweetie!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:20:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about that!
By the way, do I still have to call you Daddy?
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Only on the weekends.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I thought you weren't going to tell anyone about that!
By the way, do I still have to call you Daddy?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do believe I made a comment about your ass already yesterday, or this morning, time all sort of blends together into or big gray when I'm bored and on Uber.
Here we go:
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-30 20:58:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:35:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
My butt is still sunburnt and my hair is pulled back so tightly it's giving me a headache.
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What she means by that is her ass is still sore from me spanking her and I pulled her hair so hard last night it still hurts. Yes?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no Doodles, I had a sunburnt ass not a burnt, scarred ass.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on Jon Jon, you should know I've never been one who follows the rules. My mom had a great time raising me because I was one of those kids who ended up with second degree burns after being told not to touch the stove.
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So THAT was what those scars on your ass was from...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on Jon Jon, you should know I've never been one who follows the rules. My mom had a great time raising me because I was one of those kids who ended up with second degree burns after being told not to touch the stove.
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clearly, you have no idea what Uber is all about, so let me fill you in. NOTHING is off limits here. We rape babies and kill people for cupcakes, that's what makes Uber so great and that's why people stick around. If you have such a huge problem with the people and/or the content, no one's begging you to stay. You can very easily click on the little "X" in the top righthand corner of the screen and leave, you little emo wanna-be loved prick.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:33:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still don't know whether to be pissed off or highly amused that some white trash, Glamour Shots patron with a blue feather boa and pictures of fat, balding, shirtless hairy men on her Myspace page is calling me a fat, attention seeking whore.
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Shut up Skeletor, you fatass, Twinkie inhaling, buffet devouring whore.
Negro please, indeed.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
We're all sure your "boyfriend" loves you very much, so now you can quit posting you A-cup whore. Nobody cares about YOUR sad and pathetic life. I've been to the beach. Filled with ugly people, who are "confidant" enough to wear a bathing suit outside, therefor, ugly people go to the beach. The beach also smells like shit. Therefore people who go to the beach smell like shit. See what I did there? said I've been to the beach and attacked people who go to the beach. See. I don't think you're an alter, just a shitty writer, whose clearly trying to get on most heated, and succeded by telling you what "she" knows what you'll -2. I rated this as a joke, because I think it's funny what "she" has accomplished.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm really not trying to offend anyone here but perhaps someone should kill your father and assrape your mother's gaping rectum with his cold, dead torso.
or something equally warm and fuzzy along those lines
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:15:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an ugly, middle-aged, dry-cunted loser whose life has passed her by. So tell me, late at night, when your mullet-haired oxygen waste boyfriend is plugging away at your stagnant cunt (doggie style of course because he's thinking about someone else), does it make your shitty, "some college," shit-job in a law firm, non-entity existence bearable?
But don't worry, it's never too late to go back to podunk community college and finish that "associate of arts" degree.
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JonnyX <3 The UberGirls!
Oh, and BadAssJulie, darling, you know I love you but (very important)
First Rule of UberClub - Don't talk about UberClub - got it?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I still don't know whether to be pissed off or highly amused that some white trash, Glamour Shots patron with a blue feather boa and pictures of fat, balding, shirtless hairy men on her Myspace page is calling me a fat, attention seeking whore.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just love the way you bitch about everyone making fun of and being mean to girls on this site and then continue on to say how the girls here are whores and whatever else you said. Fucking hypocrite.
Did you think maybe the reason we're so mean to noobs is so we can chase off the weak and retarded people like you so they don't waste our time any longer than they already have? This site isn't for the thin skinned or for those who are easily offended. If they get upset over a few harsh comments from complete strangers, they shouldn't be here anyway.
Submitted by Boatplank (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that how you spell tough?
tough.
It doesn't look right.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I appreciate the comedic value of this post.
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...Have you EVER given out a -2? it feels so good, try it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what was the music? damn safari and the can't locate the plugin for blah blah blah.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best alter ever.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this $hit was fUcking funny!!!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I appreciate the comedic value of this post.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ohdeargod
I clicked on that crappy myspace link and I don't know what's worse, the picture, the shitty music, or that visual assault of all that pink shit.
I'm on the phone right now trying to get myspace blocked at on my work computer so I don't have to face any further trauma like that again.
Jebus does not recognize common law marriages.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better (-1)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was a feather boa?
I thought she was in a no-holds-bar steel cage death match, fighting for the last bag of Famous Amos Choco Chip cookies, against the fucking Cookie Monster.
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One of the best Shlongy reviews I've ever read.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i <3 anansie.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an ugly, middle-aged, dry-cunted loser whose life has passed her by. So tell me, late at night, when your mullet-haired oxygen waste boyfriend is plugging away at your stagnant cunt (doggie style of course because he's thinking about someone else), does it make your shitty, "some college," shit-job in a law firm, non-entity existence bearable?
But don't worry, it's never too late to go back to podunk community college and finish that "associate of arts" degree.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope this is real... oh please!!!! "Mommy it's so DELICIOUSLY white trash! I want a mullet!"
hey, that's a FANTASTIC photo of you, how much did you pay for it? It was a bargain!
Oh noes! Your god can beat up my god! <cries in the corner>
Fuck you. OOOOPS! I said a curse word! I prey to teh baby-jeebus to forgive mees!
FEATHER BOAS ARE teh r0x0rs! Raaaawwrarrhh! Feel my wrath!
Dear fluffy lord, I think I just had an aneurism. You must have cost me a thousand irreplaceable brain cells, you @$$hole.
btw, -2DIE
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Below me
Submitted by CrazyCanuck (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:25:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
MANDY SMOAK'S MOM?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MANDY SMOAK'S MOM?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:38:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's jgreening when we need him?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87213
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:16:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
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couple of points:
1) We never 'need' him.
2) he's off getting his stomach stapled.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAH YOU FAT SLACK JAWED BITCH. SOMEONE FUCKED YOU??? EEEEEEEEEEEW!
which one on the soft ball team is your daughter??
IT'S THE NIGGER ISN'T IT?? I KNOW YOU PEOPLE IN ALABAMA HAVE A TOKEN NIGGER AND IT IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
You look inbred, shouldn't come as a surprise. Oh and you like nascar? COULD YOU BE ANY MORE CLICHE?
FRITO PIE ALL ROUND MADE BY YOUR NIGGER DAUGHTER.
I'm going to print that picture off, masturbate and ejaculate on the nigger and post the picture.
Seriously.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which one on the softball team is your daughter?
Beacuse I'm going to penetrate her...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, haha, for what it's worth that myspace account and this uber-poster ARE the same person.
From: Scottie
Date: May 31, 2006 11:08 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: Hi
Body: which one of the nasty people are you?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Corinne
Date: May 31, 2006 7:53 AM
have you ever heard of ubersite.com?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i was going to comment but i am too fat and ugly
:-(
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that's not you, but it's still a classic myspace page.
The profile says "I don't want kids", but then there's a picture of her daughter's softball team. And what's the name of the team? The Creamators!
So many contradictions, so little time.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG THE STACK IS POOPING
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sorry but this is the hotness
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85479
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eval.commit : im done. listReturn is [10, 0]
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Bus error
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was a feather boa?
I thought she was in a no-holds-bar steel cage death match, fighting for the last bag of Famous Amos Choco Chip cookies, against the fucking Cookie Monster.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting the Glamour Shots trademark blue feather boa photo taken = WHITE TRASH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude that's awesome. i want to be whitetrash from fairfield county. i mean shit i didn't even know that was possible. thanks man. thanks for helping me realize my dream.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fatty
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Girls who actually provide meaningful content do not get run out of here, no matter what they look like.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 07:55:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Carol Richards!
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She's Back!!
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
okay okay. So I saw your myspace. I hate to bring up the pre-puebescent thing again but sweet rainbows. Oh, and youre right, you arent a fat whore....HOWEVER you are an ugly whitetrash whore. Tell your husband/boyfriend/brother that all us 'yankees' say sweet fucking mullet.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us something we dont know.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"White trash"........yeah...........you have a whole lot of room to talk.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHAMONE!!!!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's the work experience it takes to get a job at a law firm:
♥ scottie(evilfemale63)♥'s Companies
Golden Corral
Hoover, AL US
Cashier
Food Service
Sept 1995-May 1996
Pizza Hut(Thompson&Brock)
Selma, AL US
Waitress
Food Service
Aug 1996-Aug 1997
JTPA(Truck Driving School)
Selma, AL US
Truck Driver in training
Nov 1997-Feb 1998
US Xpress
Chattanooga, TN US
Truck Driver
Freight Transportation
Feb 1998-Oct 2000
Prince Lionheart
Selma, AL US
Jan 2002
Evercom(Correctional Billing Services)
Selma, AL US
Customer Service Rep
Phones
Jan 2002-June 2003
Pizza Hut(Thompson&Brock)
Selma, AL US
Customer Service Rep
Phones
May 2003-August 2003
Krystal
Prattville, AL US
Cashier
Fast Food
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
aside from BadassJulie, Jeaneee, and Merlina......
chicks on Ubersite = WHORES
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not the same thing either toots. Go make me a sammich.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people?!?! Racist. Jesus was brown.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ever heard of common law marriage? I still call him my boyfriend, husband, its the samething
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLUS you say you have a boyfriend, but the myspace picture is of "my loving husband".
MAN you could have pulled this off if you were more choosy on the myspace page!
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I havent updated that page, big deal, its a new job
i really could care less if you people laugh because my myspace page is messed up, im not a web artist
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
that sucks! Oh well whoever altered this, good job.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this is NOT real.
you reviewed and said this:
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, ill bite, I work all day at a law firm
on your myspace it says this:
Education: Some college
Occupation: caregiver/babysitter
Income: $30,000 to $45,000
Plus, who would be proud of that myspace page? The script is all fucked, among other things.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF ALTER CUNT!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
...see that? You can actually spell out naughty words or do you refrain because it makes you mom uneasy and you just WOULDN'T want to cause her any discomfort.
who the fuck goes around saying, "I hope you get your just desserts" anyway?
Oh yeah, your mom's totally pissed the abortion didn't take.
...and you're an ugly girl... fat girl.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<GASP>WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's ok, folks, she's menstrual. A menstrual hick. Never say "y'all" again. Make it a "y'@ll", because it's offensive.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now we KNOW you're an alter.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Lord, you people are nauseating, how do you sleep at night? Is this what this country is coming to? Y'all need some proper motivation to make something of yourselves, its really sad. As for calling me a fat whore or whatever, you've got another thing coming.
http://www.myspace.com/joannesweetness
S*ck on that, you losers
Sure, im an 'alter', if it helps you feel better about yourselves, be my guests!!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's jgreening when we need him?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87213
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 06:16:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you ARE FUCKING UGLY. post a picture or shut the fuck up.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dead hooker you say??? mmmmmm yummy
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:20:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and Kaos is a godless prick because he fucks whores up the ass slits their throats and then defecates into their jugular. Nice mental image isn't it?
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Awww.... thanks Doodles! I wasn't sure if that was it, or because I jerk off while burning down churches.
I PROMISE, those dead hooker parts will be in the mail to you soon!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The biggest assholes in the world are the people that spell asshole like this: @$$holes
Go fuck yourself, Brucie.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:01:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
you can actually say FUCK and SHIT on this site, y'know.
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Honestly read the copyright.
Site and layout © 2006 Ubersite ® -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass
DUMBASS.
Oh and Kaos is a godless prick because he fucks whores up the ass slits their throats and then defecates into their jugular. Nice mental image isn't it?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Harbinger is the name of some damn good lifting gloves. They kick ass. You do not.
I like how's she quiet now. Jesus would give this post a -2.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are probably just an alter, but on the off chance you're not...
Listen here you moralistic, self-righteous cunt... no one asked you to come here and preach your views upon us. You say we disgust you, but then why have you been visting the site for over a year? Just to get your daily fix of shock? How fucking dare you come in here and accuse some of the female writers of being anything less than badasses for putting up with the shit we throw at them on a regular basis? Oh, and in the "grown-up world" people swear and curse. Fuckfuckfuckshit. So either a) you are some kind of repressed religious zealot, or you are b) a semi-function woman-child.
You come onto MY post and hand out a low score, calling me a godless prick. Yes, yes I am. But why am I a godless prick? For writing a funny birthday message to an internet buddy who happens to be a chick? Your logic in flawed.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
w00t most heated
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Little Harbinger glided forth
upon the ice to frisk
Wasn't she a silly girl
her little *
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus stole the hubcaps off my car.
Submitted by karates_badboy (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just wanted to let you know that when shlongy seess you called him a midget hes going to make you feel pretty bad about yourself. Dont lie either, you have no excuse to not post a picture, and if you really were hot...and not a huge whale you'd def. post a picture to rub it in all of our faces...thats just the way humans work.
oh and one more thing. by "@$$holes" did you mean "assholes"?....because for someone whos talking about pre-puebescent children, using @$$ to express anger is pretty immature. never forget that we all know that youre actuallly a fat hippo thats going nowhere.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you can actually say FUCK and SHIT on this site, y'know.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:28:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you think you're a better person for using an asterisk instead of a vowel?
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I think you're a bteer person for knowing how to spell 'asterisk'.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
swearing, whether you type 'asshole' or 'a$$hole', is still swearing
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope was raped.
Pass it on.
I meant to add that to my other review.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 08:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry if ive been raised with morals and standards, and swearing isnt very nice
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THAT made me laugh, but not in the good way. Slore.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:28:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 08:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry if ive been raised with morals and standards, and swearing isnt very nice
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Do you honestly think there's a difference between typing "f*ck" and typing "fuck"? If so, you are truly a fool. The moral aspect of swearing is, as are all morals, within the individual. You mean "fuck" when you type "f*ck" but you're too self-deluding to admit it. Do you think you're a better person for using an asterisk instead of a vowel? I think you're simply dishonest with yourself and utterly failing to fool anyone else. I am laughing at you as you stand on your unstable moral ground, and I say "Fuck you" because doing so disturbs you by making you want to say it right back. "Fuck you, you fool, you pompous transparent hypocrite, fuck you." Does your moral ground shift under your feet? It does.
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If I wasn't convinced that this post was a just a standard, run-of-the-mill Ubersite troll, that review would've been game. set. match.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going to have some of the best reviews ever. If this is Method, well done.
You work in a law firm, you say...must be a paralegal. The pseudo-intellectual schtick fools no one, go get your JD. You can't be a bimbette who's proud of her tits and self-righteous at the same time. You have a mottled identity, go find consistancy. Whores are respected more, at least they're being honest.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait I get it now! Bible basher! W00t daughter of God I can save you! Just ride the pork train all the way outta here you barrel of faith! You shall surely be cast into the flames of -2 hell you heathen wench! Haha you're are so getting pawned fool.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You all call the cunts on this site cunts and some of the people who aren't cunts you call cunts too, that makes you all cunts.
Lets play spot the hypocrisy.
anyone?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In fact, I am very disappointed in you anyway.
I hope you know that.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, ill bite, I work all day at a law firm and browse around for stories, but most of the stuff around here is Godless tripe, although there are a few gems. I signed up hoping to talk some sense into you people. I see thats pointless, since all you come here for is to find desperate girls to take advantage of.
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Eesh. I hope that wasn't a personal attack, becasue I would be very, very disappointed in you.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 08:02:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry if ive been raised with morals and standards, and swearing isnt very nice
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Do you honestly think there's a difference between typing "f*ck" and typing "fuck"? If so, you are truly a fool. The moral aspect of swearing is, as are all morals, within the individual. You mean "fuck" when you type "f*ck" but you're too self-deluding to admit it. Do you think you're a better person for using an asterisk instead of a vowel? I think you're simply dishonest with yourself and utterly failing to fool anyone else. I am laughing at you as you stand on your unstable moral ground, and I say "Fuck you" because doing so disturbs you by making you want to say it right back. "Fuck you, you fool, you pompous transparent hypocrite, fuck you." Does your moral ground shift under your feet? It does.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
and I'm not going to show my t*ts, but you can be sure that they are quite big, quite natural, and my bf loves them. Keep fantasizing about them though, im sure your active imaginations have had plenty of practice and can conjure up some great imagery
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Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-05-31 09:14:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
my bf is chesting on me, huh? Please try to make sense you loser, I dont have time for stupidity.
As for the rest of you, why am I not surprised at the responses? This is exactly why you're shunned in real life. You need to get a hobby, or find God, or something.
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Does anyone else get the feeling this fool desperatly craves attention that she doesn't recieve in the real world?
Fuck off and die you twat.
Get some content together, don't camwhore (for the sake of people going 'wow! ur liek so totally hot n kewl!") and maybe just maybe you can live this self righteous, hypocritical, analytical, judgemental and useless waste of space for a cunting post down.
To make a difference to something you first have to be accepted and respected amongst a community.
You are neither one of thsoe things here fool.
Submitted by Mario (