Uber's Greatest Posts #75-51 (?NSFW? Click and find out) (8913 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-05-31 10:32:00 EDT
#100-76 http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541
It's the end of the school year, and our classes are nearly over. This is my compilation of my favorite posts on Uber, from the insanely funny to the moving. I tried to stay away from B@W posts, as they're usually more well-known. This is a mostly obscure selection from Uber's past.
Enjoy
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75) The Michelangelo Code, by Phallic Cymbals http://www.ubersite.com/m/76887
How could anyone not like something like this, a parody of the Davinci Code? I believe this was on B@W at some point, but in any case, this is something all fans of Dan (Michael?) Brown should read.
74) The Term Blowjob: Confusing Teenage Girls Everywhere, by Pentameter http://www.ubersite.com/m/74161
The post itself was funny, but what's funnier is the fact that this has thousands of Google hits from people searching "teenage girl blowjob." Remember: you're not actually supposed to blow in a blowjob.
73) The Pornographic Language of the Oil and Gas Industry, by William Q Percy http://www.ubersite.com/m/75751
I still use the word Toolpush in my common vocabulary...thanks to William. The post is good, but the greatest-ever list is cinched by the clips of the donkey murdering a mountain lion while a bunch of dogs look on in admiration.
72) Saving Private RyuFu, by TTOM http://www.ubersite.com/m/85297
WOoOOo I am in thiS POST! Aside from that, this is one of The_Taste_of_Monkey's masterpieces. Saving Private Ryufu is the courageous tale of traumatically amputated limbs and bullets on the beaches of Normandy starring Badassmofo, Orgasmatron, Axolotl...
71) Rare Pictures of Assholes in Action in the Forest, by Habeeb http://www.ubersite.com/m/69511
Habeeb took a post full of pictures from the Ubercon in Michigan and Beebed everyone, between pointing out Corn's Nuggets to MS Painting rabid deer into the woods, and accusing everyone of littering. One of Habeeb's finest.
70) The Tragickal Hatery of Scourge and Voltage, by Orgasmatron http://www.ubersite.com/m/83547
Poetry might not be everyone's thing, but "I have it on authority that you sit down to pee" makes this #70 on the list. Scourge and HighVoltage900's rivalry is parodied in this Shakespearean Orgasmatron post.
69) The BOSH MAN! Hangs out with PEE-WEE HERMAN! by DudeThat'sBosh http://www.ubersite.com/m/69511
There could not be a list of greatest posts ever without including the BOSH Man!! Complete with Earl Scruggs, smoking multiple cigarettes at once, and general shenanigannery, this is one of the prime examples of being BOSH
68) Shenanigan Pie, by CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
This is still one of the greatest posts on Uber...Shenanigan Pie, written by Orgasmatron, but recorded on guitar by Captain Thorns. Definitely on my iPod.
67) Sim Jesus, by ProfessorFuckFace http://www.ubersite.com/m/46896
The story is this: PFF buys the Sims, makes a Jesus character, and has sex with him, and engages in various other Shenanigannery. PFF's second highest-hit post, with somewhere near 50,000 hits.
66) My Girlfriend Had Butseks, but not with Me, by Scourge http://www.ubersite.com/m/84615
Bart-Bart is a fucking queer. Wait, wrong post, that's Enraged Baboon. Scourge tells his lamentable and hit-sucking tale of why his girlfriend shall not have Y HELO THAR? with him.
65) Retards Sure Do Like their Filet-o-Fish!, by Comicbookguy http://www.ubersite.com/m/43477
Perfect title, perfect post. Comicbookguy has to pretend he is a retard in order to impress a girl, and to hide his erection and love of McDonald's Filet-o-Fish.
64) Shaquille O'Neill could bash you, by Enraged Baboon http://www.ubersite.com/m/25950
See, I was going to put EB's post about Bart being gay here, but Zakalwe convinced me to instead insert this one. Shaquille O'Neill, I learned, could bash me if ever he felt like doing so.
63) Moving to Canada? Ten Things You Have to Fucking Know, by Adam http://www.ubersite.com/m/51349
Everything in this post is perfectly true. Canadian Geese, coming down here stealing our jobs...damn NAFTA.
62) Nsfw (nsfw), by ProfessorFuckFace http://www.ubersite.com/m/76636
Where do people find these kinds of pictures...this could have the opportunity to be the new Goatse, or Tubgirl, except it's more disturbing than disgusting. The two women walking in the top left of the screen wondering what the hell is going on is what does it for me.
61) Electro Plays DDR, by Degreeless http://www.ubersite.com/m/58014
Electro was often a target of Degreeless, and in this, the well-known internet gif of a fat kid dancing around is set to DDR.
60) He'll Die Until He's Dead, by Stevie Says http://www.ubersite.com/m/66919
I've never been that big of a fan of Stevie Says, but this post appealed to me. Anyone know where he can get a kitten?
59) Man vs. God, by Kaos-King http://www.ubersite.com/m/87559
I know I didn't want to put on any B@W posts, much less recent ones, but this one couldn't be passed up. I'm sure you've all seen it already.
58) Hippos Don't Swallow, by Shandythedog http://www.ubersite.com/m/63516
Very NSFW, but interesting in a way. I'm curious how he was able to snap the camera at the precise moment of ejaculation...an Uber classic in every right.
57) Kids these days don't know how to have fun, by Method http://www.ubersite.com/m/68824
From back when Method was "good," a post showing how these damn kids today have no idea how to have a good time.
56) The Boobs of Uber, by Circe http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
The ultimate Valentine's Day gift from the Uberwomen to the Ubermenz, a collage of various breasts, including Soapylilly. Not much that can be said about this.
55) My Friend John What Kicked All Ass, by Skrapmetal http://www.ubersite.com/m/79683
Skrapmetal's quiet look at his dying friend John, what kicked all ass. Best ever, until G-Prime dropped a 1 on it.
54) An Amusing Game to Play When Bored, by Edd the Duck http://www.ubersite.com/m/41957
The single wonderful contribution from one-hit-wonder Edd the Duck. It consists of a fun game to play with several gentlemen when there's nothing to do, and you have money and sexual tension.
53) The Pussification of Youth, by Badassmofo http://ubersite.com/m/76587
Badassmofo's response to the self-hating depressed emo kids everywhere, and why they should shut the fuck up and get on with their lives. One of the more intelligent posts here on Uber.
52) We're drunk ya faggots, by Williamson http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
#1 on the Google Search for "We're Drunk Faggots." Thorpe and Williamson get drunk underage, take pictures of themselves and post them on Uber with hilarious results.
51) Squattail's First Children's Book, by ProfessorFuckFace http://www.ubersite.com/m/74404
There is really nothing that can excuse this kind of blasphemy toward God and the Tsunami victims...but it's Squattail. According to him, God's holy semen striking the earth caused the wave that killed 225,000 people in Southeast Asia. It's very interesting...big dick hard cum big dick hard cum big dick hard cum.
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Here's an animated picture I created of Shlongy first discovering his Shlong. NSFW????
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-17 05:11:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=we%27re+drunk+faggots&meta=
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-08 21:51:25 EDT (#)
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Knew you'd enjoy it
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-06-08 19:38:11 EDT (#)
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Straight up.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:35:30 EDT (#)
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WERE DRUNK FAGGOTS
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-04 14:09:56 EDT (#)
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WOO!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-02 09:24:20 EDT (#)
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woo hoo!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-01 10:11:17 EDT (#)
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Honored.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 08:32:59 EDT (#)
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JUST
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:18:20 EDT (#)
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You seem to have a strange fascination with Shlongy's shlong!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:05:27 EDT (#)
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I am trying to picture that cock as being life sized and 3 dimensional. Would it be big?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:43:45 EDT (#)
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I'll reserve a +2 until I see one of my posts up here.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:58:50 EDT (#)
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be honest with me now, I'm not going to make it on here am I?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:37:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:03:45 (#)
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jesus
christ
http://www.ubersite.com/u/whiplash
You could've saved your worthless time by just posting the hyperlink above.
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Aww...want some attention?
There's a good forum for people like you here: http://www.phreak.org/ana/skinny/
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:14:12 (#)
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Post 1-14 better be the only 14 posts I have ya bastard!
weet
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Very weet
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:03:45 EDT (#)
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jesus
christ
http://www.ubersite.com/u/whiplash
You could've saved your worthless time by just posting the hyperlink above.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:17:07 EDT (#)
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wow you sure do draw alot of penis.
what's up with that, anyway?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:02:29 EDT (#)
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Strange, strange boy.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:14:12 EDT (#)
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Post 1-14 better be the only 14 posts I have ya bastard!
weet
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:04:59 EDT (#)
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good list
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:27:26 EDT (#)
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Good list...can't wait for the rest!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:44:04 EDT (#)
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Dude, that's WEET
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:27:53 EDT (#)
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haha hey man this is pretty bosh
however the link to #69 is incorrect!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:26:28 EDT (#)
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Good work.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:24:00 EDT (#)
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No _ in this one either.
:(
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:21:31 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't say it was the best but I'd definately say top 20 if for no other reson than the scandal and heat it caused but then again I am biased it was the FIRST EVER uber post I ever saw. It was e-mailed me by a friend. 2 days later I signed up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:19:36 EDT (#)
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THANK YOU SIR
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:15:34 EDT (#)
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Peeners and verjiners are coo.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:08:56 EDT (#)
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this should be in the top 10 http://www.ubersite.com/m/26250
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:33:01 EDT (#)
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obviously
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:24:47 EDT (#)
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Damn, I only ever make lists with a negative context surrounding my nomination.
I've done a couple okay good posts too.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:18:09 EDT (#)
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Hey man, thanks for thinking a deserve to be in this illustrious list.
"Man VS. God" was fun to write. I was really surprised that it was so well received.
Love the gif
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:11:18 EDT (#)
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WOOO
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:03:54 EDT (#)
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I discovered some good posts because of this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:58:36 EDT (#)
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68) Shenanigan Pie, by CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919
This is still one of the greatest posts on Uber...Shenanigan Pie, written by Orgasmatron, but recorded on guitar by Captain Thorns. Definitely on my iPod.
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Shenanigan Pie auto +2!!!
Although, technically, you should have linked O-Man's original post too - after all, he WAS the lyricist. And also technically, I played a lot more instruments than just guitar...
But I still love you, man.
And just you wait until I unveil my latest musical masterpiece in June!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:36:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:41:01 (#)
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You get a point for every time you mention Degreeless.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:36:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52784
Shlongy's fans speak out.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:31:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:22:55 (#)
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wow you read alot of posts, I think its been like 6 months since i have really read a post all the way through.
every now and then one catchs my eye...
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I'm an addict to this place. Just in school, though.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:22:55 EDT (#)
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wow you read alot of posts, I think its been like 6 months since i have really read a post all the way through.
every now and then one catchs my eye...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:21:50 EDT (#)
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Well then I submit to you this...gem
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73213
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:20:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for listing Saving Private RyuFu. Even if it has very little to do with ryufu, I'm sorry I missed it originally. </ego>
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:17:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:16:44 (#)
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Well then, FUCK YOU SIR
have you not read my great stories of youth rehabilitation?
BASTARD!
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I can't do series!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:16:44 EDT (#)
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Well then, FUCK YOU SIR
have you not read my great stories of youth rehabilitation?
BASTARD!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:12:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:11:52 (#)
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Is it possible that there could be more than 1 of my posts on this list?
You don't have to tell me which one or where.
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I think that might be it...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:12:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:34:27 (#)
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No Comment
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Thanks for the input!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:11:52 EDT (#)
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Is it possible that there could be more than 1 of my posts on this list?
You don't have to tell me which one or where.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:11:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:43 (#)
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Boobs of uber should be higher than that!
However I thank you because there are some great post there that I've never seen before.
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It wasn't that great, really. It was good, but not the best.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:11:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:51:43 (#)
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Look! I have tits! I'd play with them all fucking day long.
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And four shlongs.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:10:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:52:53 (#)
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woooo I made a list, I totally forgot about that post.
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Best ever for a while...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:10:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:53:41 (#)
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Fucking A Ax, I can't believe one of my posts made this list.
Thanks bro....almost cracked the top 50!
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One of my alltime favoiurites.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:10:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:07:44 (#)
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I'd have thought Thorny's "Shenanigan Pie" would rate a little higher on the list.
When the man belts out "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS (WOOOOOO)" it brings tears to my eyes.
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There's a lot more good stuff in the upper echelons.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:07:44 EDT (#)
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I'd have thought Thorny's "Shenanigan Pie" would rate a little higher on the list.
When the man belts out "Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS (WOOOOOO)" it brings tears to my eyes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:57:33 EDT (#)
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#66
Hell yeah.
I don't even know how that post got the hits it did.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:53:41 EDT (#)
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Fucking A Ax, I can't believe one of my posts made this list.
Thanks bro....almost cracked the top 50!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:52:53 EDT (#)
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woooo I made a list, I totally forgot about that post.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:51:43 EDT (#)
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Look! I have tits! I'd play with them all fucking day long.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:43 EDT (#)
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Boobs of uber should be higher than that!
However I thank you because there are some great post there that I've never seen before.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:47:25 EDT (#)
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I'm enoying this list.
*weeps* no cameo.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:43:08 EDT (#)
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hahaha.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:40:13 EDT (#)
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P ENIS
PE NIS
PEN IS
PENI S
PENIS
PENI S
PEN IS
PE NIS
P ENIS
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:37:32 EDT (#)
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I didn't buy the sims, I hired it from a video store and wrote down the key like I do with all my video games
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:35:03 EDT (#)
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har har
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:33:33 EDT (#)
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COCK