Yes, These Legs Go All The Way Up (1820 hits)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2006-05-31 12:20:47 EDT
Will you still have a song to sing
When the razor boy comes
And take your fancy things away
Will you still be singing it
On that cold and windy day
(thanks to Fagen & Becker)
Y'know what I love? Chicks with really long legs. I don't know why, but whenever I see a really tall girl I think (parishilton) That's hotttt... (/parishilton)
And that Stacy Keibler chick? Oh man, she can bodyslam me anytime she wants to, sporto.
However, most (if not all) girls I've known with really long legs HATE them, I guess they feel that they are too skinny. I think that's just the media talking though, after all, who wants to be squat and fat?
What do you think?
Here's a pic of my perfect pair of legs, sadly, it's not me (I have a bigger rack). I apologize in advance if the pic doesn't come out right and Happy Birthday Katy!
yeahtheygoallthewayup.pdf (108 kB) [application/pdf]
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 17:46:47 EST (#)
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wow, two millionth review!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 16:54:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:35:42 (#)
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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES = AUTO -2
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you're not supposed to post any more, fartknocker
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:35:42 EDT (#)
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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES = AUTO -2
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:22:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:20:11 (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:06:36 (#)
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How long do legs have to be to be considered long?
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Julita,
It's just one of those things - if you got 'em, you know you got 'em.
I don't know if you can say 50% of your height or so.
But look at that pic of mine, that girl is what - 75% legs?
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That sure is ALOT of leg!!
I know a few guys who'd dig havin' her wrapped around 'em.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:06:36 (#)
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How long do legs have to be to be considered long?
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Julita,
It's just one of those things - if you got 'em, you know you got 'em.
I don't know if you can say 50% of your height or so.
But look at that pic of mine, that girl is what - 75% legs?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:10:48 EDT (#)
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+2 jealousy of long legs. I'm petite and will never know the joy and feeling of having long legs.
Long legs that look good in back seamed stockings
Long legs that look good in thigh high, high heeled leather boots
Long legs that can knock the wind out of someone when they kick them in the chest.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-31 17:06:36 EDT (#)
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How long do legs have to be to be considered long?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:40:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:23:57 (#)
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NOES.
i'm 5'4" and i still have to wear petites.... regular pants are TOO LONG.
but, we can always have them hemmed i guess. :)P
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it's always easier to take something off than it is to put it back on. this is why short people suck you fuckers have it easy. but oddly enough you're only an inch shorter than the average woman in america so i think it's extra funny that you have trouble finding pants because technically they're all made for you. but now that you're knocked up i guess cut off overalls will be your fashion statement. you're lucky peasant tops are back in. you can still go shopping in normal clothes sections.
fuckin procreatin midgets.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:27:21 EDT (#)
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You and your legs are fine diddly with me.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:23:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:40:51 (#)
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+2 cuz the happy birfday and i want her shoes.
having long legs suck because then your pants don't reach the tops of your shoes and even when they do they usually shrink over time so later they don't reach the tops of your shoes. clothes are made for short people. you bastards!
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NOES.
i'm 5'4" and i still have to wear petites.... regular pants are TOO LONG.
but, we can always have them hemmed i guess. :)P
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:29:39 (#)
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what is this G, ASCII art of your buttplug??
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:05:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:52:43 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:00:25 (#)
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Orgasmatron: The Push for 200000 Hits begins tomorrow, kiddies!
Get your decoder rings now!
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adventures of feety part deux?
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Well, let me clarify: The Push for 200000 Hits (Before My Anniversary) begins tomorrow.
Feety will make another appearance after Father's Day comes and goes, which will be after my one year celebration.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:58:47 EDT (#)
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if a JonnyX and a Awesom Face have a baby.
Is it a Jonny Face or a Jonny Awesome.
Or maybe a Awesome Jonny. Awesome X sounds gay.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:52:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:11:38 (#)
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Tiger, Tiger, soaped up right
In the middle of the night
Let your scrubbin' nubbins free
Open your stall door for me
In the shower we'll recline
Lathered love, oh what a time
Slick suggestion, slipp'ry slope
In your irish spring I'll poke
My lever, but soap could mean trouble
If I fart I'll blow a bubble
Dialed peener, Doved behind
Rut away the dirt and grime
Shower sex is fun, you'll see
Captain Soapy, purr for me
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WoW
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:00:25 (#)
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Orgasmatron: The Push for 200000 Hits begins tomorrow, kiddies!
Get your decoder rings now!
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adventures of feety part deux?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:00:25 EDT (#)
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Orgasmatron: The Push for 200000 Hits begins tomorrow, kiddies!
Get your decoder rings now!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:34:51 EDT (#)
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+2 for the William Blake reference
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:33:42 EDT (#)
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i got bush @ 800%
i got in @ 1200%
then it got dark and warm @.......
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:32:37 EDT (#)
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O-tron, love your poems, but they need more fearful symmetry.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:27:07 EDT (#)
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I dying of laughter over here. What is wrong with you? Freak! Ha.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:23:52 EDT (#)
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I heart writing Tiger poems.
It's the third in my Soapy Sequence.
The first and second parts:
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:10:07 (#)
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Fucking Tigerlilly is an enviable task
It takes a man determined, one with balls of solid brass,
Lesser dudes have tried and failed and found their earthly graves,
Greater men succeeded - of her lovin' they do rave.
Fucking Tigerlilly sure is something to behold:
Her pubic hair is made of silk, her tits are solid gold,
Her nails leave trails of mercury upon her lover's back,
Her lips they are of diamond ice, they cool her lovers' sacks.
Her archéd back, appealing,
Her nipples tight as screws,
Her she-box, it is nourishing
Like manna was for Jews.
Fucking Tigerlilly is the height of earthly bliss,
She'll suck the soul right out of you from where you pass your piss,
Her love will bore deep into you, like amniocentisis,
I know your mind will bend and blow when you see her prosthesis
Set in motion, put in action, used in ways you never dreamed,
At first you'll be quite hesitant when your manly ass is reamed
By foot of falsehood, leg of lies, but then with pleasured glee
You'll work that plastic deep inside right up to its fake knee.
Fucking Tigerlilly's done me well, I'm here to tell,
Never has another fucked me, loved me quite as well,
Always be a gentleman when taking her to bed
It'll get you everywhere...'cause damn, she gives great head.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-27 09:11:38 (#)
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Tiger, Tiger, soaped up right
In the middle of the night
Let your scrubbin' nubbins free
Open your stall door for me
In the shower we'll recline
Lathered love, oh what a time
Slick suggestion, slipp'ry slope
In your irish spring I'll poke
My lever, but soap could mean trouble
If I fart I'll blow a bubble
Dialed peener, Doved behind
Rut away the dirt and grime
Shower sex is fun, you'll see
Captain Soapy, purr for me
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:19:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:09:19 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:56:02 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:52:59 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
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Even hotter. Twice as hot, actually, as all the leggy hotness must be contained in one leg instead of two.
Then it spins itself into a neverending circle of leggy hotness.
Or something.
Damn I'm bored today.
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My woman has a leg of life, a leg of lust, a leg of love
My woman has a leg of God, ordained by Him from up above
Its hotness, uncontrollable, its curves are smooth and tan
It's sure to bring about a boner in each mortal man
It's long and lovely, supple with a tautness, firm and fit
I love to spend long hours in bed just touching all of it
This leg is something to behold, and flexible to boot
I cannot stand its flexy ways - it causes me to shoot.
My woman has a leg of lies, a leg untrue, a leg quite false
And yet this fabrication brings a stirring to my balls,
A trickster made of plastic, tin, with foot and knee and joint
This Loki leg confounds me, yet I cannot help anoint
The length of it with chrism, blessing that which, though, quite hollow
Helps move this lovely woman who is guaranteed to swallow,
The sweet deception comes undone, it falls with click and push
And then there's but one runway to the comfort of her bush.
In bed I find myself presented both, but can't pick either,
My mind is forced to choose between the lady and the Tiger.
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HOLY FUNNY.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:14:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:22:47 (#)
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46 inches from hip to heel or 46 inches from crotch to heel.
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I think it's hip to heel.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:13:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:52:59 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
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Even hotter. Twice as hot, actually, as all the leggy hotness must be contained in one leg instead of two.
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ha!
dude, you crack me up.
Shlongy, quit being a total Laben about the pdf format - I honestly had no idea whether a Adobe file would work, and there's no FAQ for this site, so don't be more a dick than usual.
The stock market will come back, don't worry - if you want a tip, buy Merck.
Apparently, they just found some new wonder drugs in the Amazonian rainforest.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:56:02 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:52:59 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
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Even hotter. Twice as hot, actually, as all the leggy hotness must be contained in one leg instead of two.
Then it spins itself into a neverending circle of leggy hotness.
Or something.
Damn I'm bored today.
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My woman has a leg of life, a leg of lust, a leg of love
My woman has a leg of God, ordained by Him from up above
Its hotness, uncontrollable, its curves are smooth and tan
It's sure to bring about a boner in each mortal man
It's long and lovely, supple with a tautness, firm and fit
I love to spend long hours in bed just touching all of it
This leg is something to behold, and flexible to boot
I cannot stand its flexy ways - it causes me to shoot.
My woman has a leg of lies, a leg untrue, a leg quite false
And yet this fabrication brings a stirring to my balls,
A trickster made of plastic, tin, with foot and knee and joint
This Loki leg confounds me, yet I cannot help anoint
The length of it with chrism, blessing that which, though, quite hollow
Helps move this lovely woman who is guaranteed to swallow,
The sweet deception comes undone, it falls with click and push
And then there's but one runway to the comfort of her bush.
In bed I find myself presented both, but can't pick either,
My mind is forced to choose between the lady and the Tiger.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:00:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:38:45 (#)
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Very slightly NSFW link there, if you're indoninja or someone else who works for Puritans.
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Not puritans, the fucking man.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:22:47 EDT (#)
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46 inches from hip to heel or 46 inches from crotch to heel.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:14:13 EDT (#)
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-2 for pdf
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:56:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:52:59 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
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Even hotter. Twice as hot, actually, as all the leggy hotness must be contained in one leg instead of two.
Then it spins itself into a neverending circle of leggy hotness.
Or something.
Damn I'm bored today.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:52:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
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Even hotter. Twice as hot, actually, as all the leggy hotness must be contained in one leg instead of two.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:51:54 EDT (#)
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jonny! ya done it again
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:50:57 EDT (#)
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What about a chick with a really long leg?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:42:48 EDT (#)
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That Staci Kebler chick is teh hottness.
46 inches? My legs are long (40 inches), but not nearly as long as her's are.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:41:37 EDT (#)
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Killer nostrils man. Killer.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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+2 cuz the happy birfday and i want her shoes.
having long legs suck because then your pants don't reach the tops of your shoes and even when they do they usually shrink over time so later they don't reach the tops of your shoes. clothes are made for short people. you bastards!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:39:31 EDT (#)
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i have exceeding short legs. my torso is normal, but my legs are short
*weeps*
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:38:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:34:19 (#)
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http://www.forumfree.net/?t=3732814
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I think part of the attraction is the innocent face on top of that gorgeous body.
So innocent looking, but you know that every man who has been with her has violated her in every manner possible.
Damn those photos are nice.
Very slightly NSFW link there, if you're indoninja or someone else who works for Puritans.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:35:19 EDT (#)
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Adobe pdf?
WHAT THE FUCK.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:34:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.forumfree.net/?t=3732814
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:33:23 EDT (#)
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Oh, I know what it is pff, I was just wondering why the hell he posted one.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:31:00 EDT (#)
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you posted a pdf?
are you mental?
it worked for me like but the geek squad are going to burn you for this.
i suggest a repost as jpeg sharpish.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:30:54 EDT (#)
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They claim it stands for Portable Document Format, but I think it's an in joke, they've got billions of people saying pediafile
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:26:38 EDT (#)
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pdf?
And, Stacey Kiebler, mmmmmm
Gah...her perfect legs are topped by that fantastic ass. I generally couldn't care less about celebrities and anything they do, but she's an exception. What an odd profession though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:26:06 EDT (#)
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And that Stacy Keibler chick? Oh man, she can bodyslam me anytime she wants to, sporto.
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Agreed. What are they, like 46 inches? 48?
Spin-kick me, wrestleprincess...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:25:06 EDT (#)
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naomi campbell or my all time fav
TINA TURNER - now THOSE are some stems...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:23:58 EDT (#)
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Fsck, so .pdf files don't work either, eh?
JonnyX = n00b!
Still, that's a hot pic though.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-31 12:23:43 EDT (#)
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Those are ugly shoes...
*whisper whisper*
What? The shoes dont matter?
*whisper whsiper*
Oh! Erm wow....erm...hot n stuff.
Legs are ok. Small ass, nice hips, long legs and breasticles are all u need