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If I were God for a day (pt 1) - animals (244 hits)

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Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2006-05-31 13:35:28 EDT


Well I'm sure most if not all of us have had this discussion at some point in their lives.

"If you were god for a day what would you do?"

Well Miss World answers aside I think it's a pretty complicated question. I mean if the big fella managed to create man, beast the universe and everything in 1 week including spending the final day sitting on his (or infact her) arse admiring his (or her) handiwork I recon there's quite a lot I can do in one day. Far more than one uber post could possibly contain.

So I decided to break it up.

Part 1 - Animals.

If I was God for a day I would've got round to intelligently designing this Mo'fo's ages ago











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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked the butterfly.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<hangs head in shame>

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This was wonderful.




Just kidding.





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