If I were God for a day (pt 1) - Animals (516 hits)
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Submitted by mbstateside (View user info) at 2006-05-31 13:41:39 EDT
Well I'm sure most if not all of us have had this discussion at some point in their lives.
"If you were god for a day what would you do?"
Well Miss World answers aside I think it's a pretty complicated question. I mean if the big fella managed to create man, beast the universe and everything in 1 week including spending the final day sitting on his (or infact her) arse admiring his (or her) handiwork I recon there's quite a lot I can do in one day. Far more than one uber post could possibly contain.
So I decided to break it up.
Part 1 - Animals.
If I was God for a day I would've got round to intelligently designing this Mo'fo's ages ago
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-08 14:32:06 EDT (#)
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Dude... check this out. You'll thank me... if you like football anyway.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91485
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-01 17:04:25 EDT (#)
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+2 for potential.
-1 for absolutely SHOCKING spelling.
-1 for not quite living up to potential.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:31:38 EDT (#)
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www.dictionary.com
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:43:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:54:38 (#)
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quantum butterfly eh? like Terry Pratchett much?
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Indeed, it was a toss up between the Butterfly and the Nac Mac Feegle.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:42:10 EDT (#)
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yeesh
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:37:35 EDT (#)
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i am not amused
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:27:50 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:18:12 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I'd turn myself into Miss World - no question there!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:06:14 EDT (#)
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I like the butterfly. Still.
Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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actually it's spelled Quantum - ditch the "Spelling like a Retard" dictionary and pick up the book titled "Spelling for Retards"
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:56:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:50:51 (#)
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dude..."quatom?"
are you fucking serious?
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I apologise tim that would be Quantom Weather Butterfly, a miss spelling, sue me.
Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:54:38 EDT (#)
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quantum butterfly eh? like Terry Pratchett much?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:53:27 EDT (#)
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I would make a lot more animals. I'd even bring a few back from extinction.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-31 13:50:51 EDT (#)
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dude..."quatom?"
are you fucking serious?
read a little past that, and wish i didn't.