Did You Cry During X-Men: The Last Stand? (This Could Spoil Some Things For You!) (1473 hits)
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Submitted by The Boney Queen of Nothing (View user info) at 2006-05-31 15:05:50 EDT
Let me start out by saying that the highlight of going to see this movie was that some wannabe kid came to the "premier" dressed up as Hugh Jackman dressed up as Wolverine. This kid had some badass tinfoil claws, and he even walked through the parking lot like the hardass that I'm sure he is in real life.
That is, when he isn't getting shoved into lockers by the seniors on the football team.
If it weren't for the simple fact that the local freak show wasn't going to come out in force for this movie, I would have stayed the fuck home. But, I like watching things get blown up (and Hugh Jackman is easy on the eyes), so I figured, "What the hell?"
An added bonus was that the Ho-Train made a special stop at the movie theater for this midnight show.
I'm going to address the hos first. Ladies, you do not live in Los Angeles, Hollywood or New York City. You live in fucking coal country PA, where the only guys worth dating are the ones who weren't born here. I can see getting all dolled up for a night out at the bars, clubs, meat markets, whatever. There is no valid reason whatsoever to put on your strappy heels and mini-skirts to go and see an X-Men movie...well, unless you want to give all of the loser, emo boys yet another reason to kill themselves.
On second thought, good job.
The freak show was top notch. A midnight show was probably the best option for these folks, seeing as how they all gave their souls up to darkness at the sight of their very first pube. It was a sea of black Doc Martens and ripped mesh, of black eyeliner and angst. It was very fitting, since this movie was nothing but a hormone-fueled, teen drama with shit blowing up in the background.
I'm not a big fan of X-Men. To be honest, I've never read a comic and my first exposure to them was when they had that kickass game on the Sega Genesis. You know, the one where you got to be Gambit and fucking Nightcrawler would get stuck in the goddamned wall, causing you to destroy both of your controllers, the system itself and whoever happened to be walking by.
Going into any movie based on a comic, I always figure that it's going to be at least a 9 on the Movie Goers Gayness Scale. To help you gauge the Gay Factor, here are some examples of Level 10 Gay Movies:
Bring It On
Take The Lead
A Cinderella Story
10 Things I Hate About You
Too Fast, Too Furious
American Pie (There is a fine line between being funny and trying to be funny...consider that line crossed, Mr. Dick-In-The-Pie.)
And so on.
*Please note: Movies with Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee and Ralph Macchio will never receive above a 1 on the Movie Goers Gayness Scale, because they are badass and never act gay in any movie.
The Gay Factor in X-Men: The Last Stand rose to levels never before experienced by me while watching any movie.
Why?
Because people began sobbing multiple times during the movie.
Brett Ratner violated the first rule of a kickass action film - there's no crying! EVER!
If you even sniffled during this movie, you are officially a true fucking idiot, and you should probably carry out that elaborate plan to "show everyone what their lives would be like without you around anymore."
The floors of the theater ran black with eyeliner. I heard people sniffling, which caused me to laugh almost as hard as I did while watching Titanic.
I was amused by all of the dark, angsty teenagers who tore themselves away from a night of Warcraft, root beer and Digiorno, only to be met with an evening of sadness hand delivered by Kitty and Iceman.
On the way out of the theater, one fat nerd asked another one which movie he liked the best, while another group of teenagers dissected every line from the movie and compared it to the comic book.
"BUT IT WASN'T ACCURATE!"
No shit, asshat.
IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE!
Onto the review:
Kelsey Grammer is awesome.
Lots of major characters eat it.
Lots of mutants lose their powers.
Nothing really happens.
No one really cares.
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:02:01 EDT (#)
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No, Comment.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:23:46 EDT (#)
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"American Pie (There is a fine line between being funny and trying to be funny...consider that line crossed, Mr. Dick-In-The-Pie.)"
thank god someone else understands this.
i thought the movie was alright, i enjoyed it more than the two that preceded it.
how the fuck could anyone cry in it? what scenes?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:54:45 EDT (#)
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The movie was OK, not great, it didnt blow, but it was OK. Maybe a 6 out of 10. I really wish I hadnt spent full ticket value on it though, its a cheap theater movie.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:39:58 EDT (#)
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That movie fucking blew. I actually like the X-Men, but still found myself realizing that I truly did not give a shit about what was going on. Seriously, the shittiest, most cliched, poorly acted movie I've seen in a while. Seven dollars and two and a half hours I will never get back. Utter shit.
But this post was quite hilarious.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-01 14:02:52 EDT (#)
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People watching is one of my favourite passtimes.
You need to quit on the "Doc Martin" hate. I have been wearing those bastards for 20 years.
-Dave
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-01 08:43:18 EDT (#)
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I am the observer. I am the ancient neutral. I am... "shadow"
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and apparantly I am also ghey :P
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:40:57 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is this 'shadow' character.
and orgasmatron can fuck off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:31:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:29:50 (#)
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Awesome.
I'll still go see it though.
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You'll regret that
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:29:50 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
I'll still go see it though.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:50:47 EDT (#)
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HA H AH AH AH A H COAL COUNTRY I LOVE IT H AH AH AH AH AH AHA HA
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:45:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA so did I.
I'm so glad you're my alter, Jonny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:15:40 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:55:54 (#)
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I hear Cyclops dies...
I might go see it Monday, since I'm getting 4 days off...
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I think we have our candidate for the Blob when The Uberstonishing X-Men comes out...
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Get on it, before someone else does it but they butcher it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:59:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:14:00 (#)
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And anyone that says "We were really looking for an unknown actor to play the villain in Red Dragon, so we went with Ralph Fiennes" can suck a mean dick. An unknown? Fuck you! You're casting him against type, maybe, but he's hardly an unknown. What a cockmaster.
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Hmmm, that's a good point. I always had the impression he was a fairly humble, regular guy. Ah well. I still like every movie of his I've seen.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:55:54 (#)
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I hear Cyclops dies...
I might go see it Monday, since I'm getting 4 days off...
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I think we have our candidate for the Blob when The Uberstonishing X-Men comes out...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:14:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:00:21 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:17:58 (#)
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Brett Ratner is an ingrown hair on the crotch of life, and I hope he dies in a car crash someday.
Not because he shattered my X-Men dreams or anything (though way to go and fuck everything up, asshole), but because he's an arrogant cockmaster who doesn't deserve to have worked with some of the talent he's been able to in the past.
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I just found out today that Ratner was a last minute replacement. Like, laaaaast minute. Four weeks before they were supposed to start filming, they lost their director. Ratner stepped in two weeks before the cameras rolled.
I have to say, no matter what you think about the movie, he did a pretty good job when you consider he had about two weeks of prep. And I guess the screenplay isn't his fault.
By the way, I think the Rush Hour films are hilarious, and Red Dragon was put together quite well. I don't really get your beef with him O-Tron; he's a pretty decent filmmaker.
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Maybe if I'd never seen him give an interview or five I wouldn't care so much, but he comes off as such an arrogant, cocky prick that I can't respect him anymore.
And anyone that says "We were really looking for an unknown actor to play the villain in Red Dragon, so we went with Ralph Fiennes" can suck a mean dick. An unknown? Fuck you! You're casting him against type, maybe, but he's hardly an unknown. What a cockmaster.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:55:54 EDT (#)
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I hear Cyclops dies...
I might go see it Monday, since I'm getting 4 days off...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:23:24 EDT (#)
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Jean Claude Van Damme is a poser.
He could probably still kick my ass though. And by probably I mean definitely.
But that is why we have the second amendment, so we can defend ourselves against fake action stars that are still tougher than we are.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:00:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:17:58 (#)
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Brett Ratner is an ingrown hair on the crotch of life, and I hope he dies in a car crash someday.
Not because he shattered my X-Men dreams or anything (though way to go and fuck everything up, asshole), but because he's an arrogant cockmaster who doesn't deserve to have worked with some of the talent he's been able to in the past.
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I just found out today that Ratner was a last minute replacement. Like, laaaaast minute. Four weeks before they were supposed to start filming, they lost their director. Ratner stepped in two weeks before the cameras rolled.
I have to say, no matter what you think about the movie, he did a pretty good job when you consider he had about two weeks of prep. And I guess the screenplay isn't his fault.
By the way, I think the Rush Hour films are hilarious, and Red Dragon was put together quite well. I don't really get your beef with him O-Tron; he's a pretty decent filmmaker.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:35:25 EDT (#)
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Bah. Fucked rating!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:35:03 EDT (#)
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You should have included some of my brilliant insight on the subject when we were talking about it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:34:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:21:07 (#)
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No. No. No. No. No. NO!
Less apologizing, more name calling.
I have an hour and a half left at work and I am NOT going to start working now.
Entertain me monkey-people! Keep fighting. DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
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DID YOU GO TO SEE X-MEN WITH YOUR HAIR DRESSER, METRO-MAN? BECAUSE IF YOU HAD SUPER POWERS, THAT'S WHAT YOU'D BE. NOT NEARLY AS COOL AS FRED SCHNEIDER, BUT STILL WITH THE PEDICURE!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:31:45 EDT (#)
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Yessss, Pentameter, yesss...your hatred sustains me.
Nice to read a new post by you! I didn't have any of that freak-action when I saw the movie. Nobody cried. I thought it was an okay movie, but it could have been much better.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:59:56 EDT (#)
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Fuck you, cuntwaffle.
I'm sorry. That's the best I could come up with. I'm just not up for this today. After Apollo nailed me earlier for misspelling tomatoes, my head just isn't in the game.
I gotta shake this off. Man up. Rub some dirt on it. Maybe have a good cry.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:16:56 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:00:19 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:23:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
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That was my first guess as well.
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Hardy har har
You guys are just toooooo funny
You really want to hear my bones rattle, just admit it.
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you mean like, by jumping on them? Sounds neat-o!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:53:48 EDT (#)
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well Teeph, I was kinda hoping for a good intarweb scrap but apparantly I actually have to finish my work, so until next time, just know that I wuv u!
douchebag :P
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:50:18 EDT (#)
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+501894912481249
everything you said about anything was pretty much spot on awesome.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:39:51 EDT (#)
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wanker.
have a +2 Pent for letting me wander all over your thread
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:35:09 EDT (#)
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Pussy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:30:50 EDT (#)
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Aye
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:22:13 EDT (#)
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hey Teeph... BITE ME HOMO!!!
*turns and runs with shit-eating-grin*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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no harm no foul as they say, I did take a light hearted swipe at you. Turnabout is fair play.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:21:07 EDT (#)
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No. No. No. No. No. NO!
Less apologizing, more name calling.
I have an hour and a half left at work and I am NOT going to start working now.
Entertain me monkey-people! Keep fighting. DANCE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:17:18 EDT (#)
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You're totally right, that was apollo88. I guess I got mixed up because he also likes to spell my user name with a bunch of extra letters.
Anyway, I'm sorry I called you a shitbag, that was rude of me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:16:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:00:19 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:23:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
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That was my first guess as well.
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Hardy har har
You guys are just toooooo funny
You really want to hear my bones rattle, just admit it.
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you mean like, by jumping on them? Sounds neat-o!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:14:27 EDT (#)
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no sweetie, you have me confused with someone else, I NEVER post about other uberers unless they are characters in a story.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:10:28 EDT (#)
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What can I say, the faux naivete and bubbly personality died with the bottle blond hair. And the not-leaving-the-house thing was supposed to be a self-effacing joke. Weren't you the one that voted me "Least likely to leave the house" in one of your posts?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:04:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:01:08 (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:40:50 (#)
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and THANK GOD I'll never have to worry about running into Jeanneenenenee in real life, whew, really dodged a bullet there. Sometimes being a "dork" is not a bad thing at all :D
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Not much chance of that anyway, since it would necessitate me leaving my house, and we all know that's not going to happen anytime soon.
Now shut the fuck up you whiny, defensive little shitbag.
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Oh, yeah, talk dirty to me...
I remember when you first got here and you were all sweet and blonde and chubby. Crying about how Caul wouldn't be your friend. Now look at you, all grown up and taking on uber like MistressFist's mini-me. I'm so proud.
and you're not leaving your house because...? Sorry, I don't stalk so you'll have to fill me in.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:40:50 (#)
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and THANK GOD I'll never have to worry about running into Jeanneenenenee in real life, whew, really dodged a bullet there. Sometimes being a "dork" is not a bad thing at all :D
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Not much chance of that anyway, since it would necessitate me leaving my house, and we all know that's not going to happen anytime soon.
Now shut the fuck up you whiny, defensive little shitbag.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:00:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:23:20 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
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That was my first guess as well.
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Hardy har har
You guys are just toooooo funny
You really want to hear my bones rattle, just admit it.
+2 for the comic based movie freak show
I love them too
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:59:36 EDT (#)
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My fiancee wanted to go so I went with him.
And I really have NO idea how someone could be so offended by what I wrote. I'm just fucking fooling around, for Chrissakes.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:57:24 EDT (#)
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just out of curiosity, while I have your attention, if you had ZERO interest in all things fantastic or comic-book related, why see the movie? Especially at the premier(sp)? Was it purely and specifically for the crowd watching? And if so, what does that say about the way you spend your free time?
OR did someone drag you out? Some *special* geek? (It's ok to like geeks/dorks/nerds, I promise)
I mean no offence but either you love geeks SO MUCH that you go to their haven voluntarily or you despise (ie hate) them so much that you go out of your way to see them and poke fun?
Just curious.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:55:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:54:41 EDT (#)
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But perhaps hate is too strong, you just "strongly dislike" "dislike with a passion" "would rather eat one's own excrement than be near" whatever those cute little angsty teens. I think they're cute.
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Once again, all of these things take effort.
I don't hate angsty teens. I think they are hilarious because I used to be one (as have 99% of humanity).
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:49:25 EDT (#)
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perhaps you don't hate, although with the exception of the monks I ran into in Itako, I've never met anyone who doesn't hate, at least a little.
But perhaps hate is too strong, you just "strongly dislike" "dislike with a passion" "would rather eat one's own excrement than be near" whatever those cute little angsty teens. I think they're cute.
I'm 23 now. I was much more *normal as a child, but very very quiet.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:45:00 EDT (#)
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you're wonderful. wanna have an abortion with me?
oh and, by the way, most of the 'yinzer' chicks up in the Burgh are just as bad. It's a horrible state for finding even mildly attractive people.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:42:23 EDT (#)
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Hate takes effort...so I don't hate anyone.
I do, however, find the angsty teen hilarious. You should be glad. You make me smile.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:40:50 EDT (#)
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i love the following way too much:
X-Men (grew up on the comics)
World of Warcraft (though I've never missed a day of work for it)
Root Beer (anything "beer" really)
Black eyeliner (makes them look pretty!)
fishnets (i really don't know why... it's weird)
and weekly Halo lan parties.
I am a walking amalgamation of all you hate. I wonder how that makes me feel... *checking*
meh, I'm ok with it.
and THANK GOD I'll never have to worry about running into Jeanneenenenee in real life, whew, really dodged a bullet there. Sometimes being a "dork" is not a bad thing at all :D
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:35:40 EDT (#)
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The first four sentences summarized the only reason I ever saw a Star Wars prequel in theater.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:32:55 EDT (#)
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yeah but was there more unmentioned hotness? like what about colossus and arch angel. where's the hotness?
btw, "Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Lee and Ralph Macchio" is just oh so wrong. bruce lee is an entire league of his own and the other three twats in that should never be in the same sentence unless it's something along the lines of "Bruce lee incinerates these fags, Jean Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, and Ralph Macchio, with his lightning kicks of doom."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:23:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
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That was my first guess as well.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:21:45 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Teeph, I LOVE YOU for getting that joke!
Our server is being repaired and all of my data is stored on there, so I had to find something to amuse me for a little while today...glad to see some of you are still around.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:20:34 EDT (#)
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And I cannot seem to operate the little wheely thing on a mouse either.
In closing, I suck.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:36 EDT (#)
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Your aire of superiority bothers me but your spite is pure and powerful . . . and I enjoyed the line about the fat teens and thier DiGiorno when the sadness was HAND DELIVERED by Kitty and Iceman. IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DeGIORNO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Or something.
Actually, maybe that wasn't even intended as a joke and I'm just lame enough to try and twist it into one.
Ignore me. I think my blood sugar is low and I can't find my inhaler. I shouldn't be interfacing with anyone right now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:19:13 EDT (#)
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I have to admit, when I saw the name of who posted this, I had to check and see if it really was ForensicGirl...
Good to see you back Luci, we've been overrun with 'tards in your absence...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:18:22 EDT (#)
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i wish i'd heard someone cry during that movie.
damns.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:17:58 EDT (#)
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Brett Ratner is an ingrown hair on the crotch of life, and I hope he dies in a car crash someday.
Not because he shattered my X-Men dreams or anything (though way to go and fuck everything up, asshole), but because he's an arrogant cockmaster who doesn't deserve to have worked with some of the talent he's been able to in the past.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:15:00 EDT (#)
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You're still one of my favorite posters ever.
This +2 is for so much, but mainly for the Bruce Lee mention.
Nice username.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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I'd rather sit and stare at a blank wall for 2 hours than pay money to see this or any other X-Men movie. Sounds like decent people-watching though.