I feel ashamed at Being an American. (756 hits)
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Submitted by Stevo (View user info) at 2006-05-31 18:34:00 EDT
We are living in one shit country with yobs like Yams and DOODLES, people all over the world are dying, starving, suffering especially by are actions. We should be taking about serious stuff not cum stains - look at ourselves, we are a bloody laughing stock. We will not be the super power of the world in 20 years time, if we treat Britain (our best allies) the globe and Iraqies e.t.c like we are now. That massacre in Iraq, is it on our news no, but it is all over the world.
All we seem to care about is non-irrelevant stuff, what the heck do Doodles and Yams write about - its pure crap and immaturity. Then you have some peadophile adults write in replying that you have spelt a word wrong - WHO CARES, sort yourself out and think about what your writing.
GOD HELP AMERICA - We need it. I don't wanna sound a snob, but i will, i acctually got 2A* and 8A's and a B, play rugby for the state and got a loving, supporting family. So anyone who criticises me - i have 2 words for you - FUCK OFF.
STEVO, and i tell you what, yobs like the ones above are driving respectable blokes like me out the country and Mexicans in. So, the recoomendation about living in Britain isn't such a bad one.
User Reviews
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 04:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True brilliance.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everybody hates you
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-06-01 17:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice double-negative with "non-irrelevant" dumbfuck. As has already been said, if you cant even master your own first language with enough skill to spell properly and at least have some idea of how grammar works, you really need to shoot yourself... repeatedly... in the head.
Yea, America sucks, everyone knows that. I'm not really interesting in hearing about it from you though.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
America would be better off if you just left, too.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*cockney.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:24:50 EDT (#)
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I have to admit, Method's got the crappy cocky emulation down pat on this guy. Sounds JUST like some high school virgin who spends his weekends watching Monty Python and Doctor Who.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:44:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
While I may disagree with America's foreign policy, this was crap.
What exactly do you expect people to do? Drop their jobs, relationships, and personalities and do nothing but gripe about their country 24/7? And what the hell is an A*? And why should I care?
You should care - this is reality don't cry. Oh maybe a bit jealous are ya
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What are you, Method's seventh alter today? His tribute to ETS maybe? The foreign policy shit was pretty contraversial, but the A-asterix nonsense put it over the top a bit. All in all, I'd give it a 4.5/10, though I have no doubt this will continue to draw heat.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:48:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, Stevo, how do YOU plan to change things??
Steve1989
What the heck?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, Stevo, how do YOU plan to change things??
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No American born here would use the word 'spelt'.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Out of curiosity, do you even know what an anagram is? "reknaw," although an oh-so-clever reordering of "wanker," doesn't even make up another word...Were you going for "redneck?"
If you're an alter, though, congrats, you've really got me on this one.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't a 'U' the new 'F' because the 'F' had a stigmatism(sp?) attached to it or some such bullshit?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:23:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:37:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH and agian FUCK OFF just so you understand where i am coming from - go to school and get some U's and E grade babe,
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Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:36:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT - GROW UP YOU NOB FACE AND FUCK OFF TO PAKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!1
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What.
The.
Fuck?
Really what do EITHER of those mean?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
worst, least believable alter ever.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Canada hates you too.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:14:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank God. NOW FUCKING LEAVE.
You tell me who's the embarassment? The fucking faggot who uses "nob" "bugger off" and other "catchy" British phrases ALL THE FUCKING TIME, sounding, by the way, like a fuck, or me? (The answer is the prior.)
And what the fuck do people like Doodles and myself have to do with ANYTHING else you mentioned?
"non-irrelevant" huh? Somebody's going to call me a Maddox-wannabe, but this is one of the worse grammar fuck ups I've seen on Uber. Good job. Now YOU sort YOURSELF out and think about what YOU'RE writing, you dumb, uneducated, ignorant fuck. (I'm aware that was redundant.) You have no grip politics--not enough, at least, to be contemplating the future of America based on the actions of ONE ADMINISTRATION. I don't get where your grades are coming from. So far you've got F's in US History, US Government, and Rhetoric as far as I'm concerned.
Seriously, if you don't want to be one of us, stop using "we." Stop identifying yourself as an American. I would take a Mexican over you any day. I cannot believe you are badmouthing the policy of the United States, how it is such a horrible place, and only people such as yourself--the high and mighty Brits--know what is right for us, and then making such a comment so peppered with racism. I guarantee you've never worked harder than a Mexican without bitching about it for the next year. Hell, I'll put money on betting you've never worked harder than any Mexican I've ever worked with.
You really disgust me. If this is all you've got, keep it coming. This shit isn't even worth arguing. You aren't worth arguing with. Say something worthwhile and intelligent--hell, maybe even backed up by a logical argument--and, as much as I will still hate you, I may actually respect you.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how all the alters hate me. Apollo I'm not familiar with British words so what, pray tell is a 'yob'? Steveo, move to Australia, so they can bitch about illegal immigration and actually have an example to point to.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-31 20:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:59:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:44:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
While I may disagree with America's foreign policy, this was crap.
What exactly do you expect people to do? Drop their jobs, relationships, and personalities and do nothing but gripe about their country 24/7? And what the hell is an A*? And why should I care?
You should care - this is reality don't cry. Oh maybe a bit jealous are ya
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What you should really be concerned about is your poor education.
If you cannot master your native tongue above a third-grade level,
why should we trust your opinion on anything? You are:
A. An alter
B. Not from the U.S.
C. An idiot.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good points!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retaliatory +2.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you insulted the mexicans who uphold the american ideal that you just scorned! thats just obnoxious!
wait, let me guess. theyre part of what makes the coutry worse. and the national anthem in spanish is an abomination.
and since when are a few uberusers a representation of the united states?
oh, wait. you probably never leave your room.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And so you should, you oozing gash. Stick a tampon in your opinion-hole and fuck all the way off.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't argue with anything you said...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first step is to admit it, the second is to heal.
You can make it.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I, as well, am ashamed that you are an American.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the sudden influx of alters makes the baby jeebus cry.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:06:17 EDT (#)
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Electro's mom?
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nah, i think you just feel ashamed in general
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When did Americans start using words like "yobs" and "blokes"?
What the hell is up with that last sentence? Are you talking to yourself? Is this a conversation you had? I would consider this as a truely rivoting bestseller if it wasn't for that ending.
So I wrote you a poem.
You have let me down
and now I cry
like a fish
underwater
but you will never know
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AND I bet 10 bob, that Stevo is too stupid to figure out this reference
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR NATALIE MAINES
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post is "non-irrelevant"
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops. That last should be 'sport mad.'
Fucking Englishmen. Goddammit why the fuck the Scots and Irish never got together and wiped the bastards out a thousand years ago I'll never know...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Englishman posing as a self-hating American.
Uses terms like 'looks crap,' 'sort yourself out,' 'sound a snob' and 'sports mad.'
If I give you a coupon for a free dental exam will you fuck off?
Submitted by BusinessMan (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one thing i have never been able to stand is people that bitch about the country they live in. if you don't like it move or kill yourself
-2 die
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And what the hell is an A*? And why should I care?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While I may disagree with America's foreign policy, this was crap.
What exactly do you expect people to do? Drop their jobs, relationships, and personalities and do nothing but gripe about their country 24/7?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Move to Haiti.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are not welcome in Britain.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way,
"GOD HELP AMERICA"
Fucking typical... what about the rest of the world?
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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