Soccer the new game in the US (593 hits)
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Submitted by Stevo (View user info) at 2006-05-31 21:09:01 EDT
Its happened, Soccer has reached America and i gurantee it will become the number one game, even though we didn't create it,the Vikings did - keeping saxon heads on the floor.
However we have a shit chance in the world cup - so i suggest we support MEXICO Or Australia or maybe even IRAN.
Basketball is a games for freaks (7 footers) - the noise drives me mad!
Comon the 3 lions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-07-01 21:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
They've been playing soccer in the United States for a while now.
Try American Football or Baseball. Basketball is full of gangsters who spend their money like morons cause they all used to be poor trash.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-01 20:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, what do you know about Vikings? Nekkid Lesbian Pillow Fighting (with Vibrator) will become American's newest sport before this shit.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-06-02 01:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you and george michael the same person?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry friend, soccer is not going to catch on in the United States, it's already been tried.
Ever heard of the North American Soccer League? It was pretty big..in 1978. That was the last time you had huge crowds for a soccer match. MLS is basically a semi-pro league.
You're gonna have to trust JonnyX's superior wisdom on this one, son.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-01 11:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
go italy
italian men in shorts = HOT
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-06-01 08:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sadly the States are likely to be crushed out of the first round, oh how I will laugh.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 07:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW cock jokey I love the English Team, it's cocks like you that don't deserve them.
Submitted by phels97 (user info) at 2006-06-01 07:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats why i play hockey, "a game for middle sized white guys"-YoungBlood.
US has a good shot to do well, dont rule them out.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 07:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U fucking retaliatory cunt. Fuck of and die. Also btw I am English and you fucking suck at life so move over and let someone else have a go u fuck vaginal discharge.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:31:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm cause you know australie, as the second lowest rated team in the world cup, has such a better chance; especially with brazil in the same group.
don't get me wrong, i'd love to see the socceroos do well, but c'mon. and you if you really did you research you know that we don't ever support mexico in ANYTHING; hell we're trying to pass laws to get rid of them!
which reminds me:
"If I could be a super hero, I would be Immigration Dude.
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food;
and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like dishwashing landscaping and picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I would be Immigration Dude."
First person to name the author if this gets a +2; except for you Stevo, of course.
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I have used quotes from this song in many a post.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even though I'm English...You're still a fool
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:31:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm cause you know australie, as the second lowest rated team in the world cup, has such a better chance; especially with brazil in the same group.
don't get me wrong, i'd love to see the socceroos do well, but c'mon. and you if you really did you research you know that we don't ever support mexico in ANYTHING; hell we're trying to pass laws to get rid of them!
which reminds me:
"If I could be a super hero, I would be Immigration Dude.
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food;
and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like dishwashing landscaping and picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I would be Immigration Dude."
First person to name the author if this gets a +2; except for you Stevo, of course.
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and, oh yes before I forget...
OH! Special Fred
His momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright instead
He's just a little bit special
Just a little bit ... special....
Steven Lynch, how I love thee.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:33:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I was Cyclops so i could Optic Blast you.
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Must... hold back... ridiculously obvious.... adoration.... and... knee-weakening... lust....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-01 02:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I was Cyclops so i could Optic Blast you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am convinced that you are DC Woody. Mostly because you're a fucking retard.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmm cause you know australie, as the second lowest rated team in the world cup, has such a better chance; especially with brazil in the same group.
don't get me wrong, i'd love to see the socceroos do well, but c'mon. and you if you really did you research you know that we don't ever support mexico in ANYTHING; hell we're trying to pass laws to get rid of them!
which reminds me:
"If I could be a super hero, I would be Immigration Dude.
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food;
and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like dishwashing landscaping and picking our fruit.
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I would be Immigration Dude."
First person to name the author if this gets a +2; except for you Stevo, of course.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow
another one
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me more of this "soccer." I, as an American, have never heard of this before.
Jackass.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Shitty alter.
+1 World Cup.
-1 Doesn't mention Italy, England or Holland
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no your gay
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-05-31 18:46:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Englishman posing as a self-hating American.
Uses terms like 'looks crap,' 'sort yourself out,' 'sound a snob' and 'sport mad.'
If I give you a coupon for a free dental exam will you fuck off?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 11 feet tall (1,674 meters). I can kick a ball reaaaally far (lots of meters).
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know about the one-post-per-day suggested "rule" don't ya?!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm 6'7, oh if only I could aim. :(