Hello, my name is Kaioken. (657 hits)
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Submitted by kaioken <kaioken7.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-31 23:00:41 EDT
Greetings, Uber.
I am not an alter. I was born and raised on Mars. In the year 2203, Earth or as we called it then Chocolate Earth, was rendered uninhabitable by a secret government project.
What does this have to do with Uber and you?
2072 A.D.- Ubersite is purchased by CyberTechCo & Co. (known as Clear Channel and Coca-Cola to you) for 1.7 billion Ameros.
What is an Amero? It was a fiat currency for the US, Canada, and most of Central and South America from 2012-2199.
2074- Due to unchecked alters and nonexistent storylines Ubersite creates the first artificially intelligent cyborg writer simply known as A.I.W.
2076- Ubersite's A.I.W. submits it's first story and recieves over one hundred thousand -2DIEs in under 5 seconds and stays on most heated for 3 years.
The public was completely unaware it was rating it's own departure.
2088- A.I.W.7 is developed and the miltary takes notice. Not only can A.I.W.7 write but it can draw in MSPaint.
2093- The first propaganda cooked-up with a military offshot of A.I.W.7 known as P.A.A.I.N was let loose on the public. The generals couldn't have been more pleased and immediately asked congress to increase funding.
From 2093-2101 derivatives of P.A.A.I.N. began to impregnate every faucet of government and the schools were not far behind.
In 2100 the first T.A.I.N.T. classrooms appeared in Texas and in Louisiana. By the year 2120 almost every classroom in America was a T.A.I.N.T. classroom.
The first generation of man "educated" by cyborg professed themselves as "Barts" (born and raised by TAINT).
To be continued....
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User Reviews
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-05 11:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the word chode makes me laugh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-02 17:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okey Dokey, Mork, ya fucking retard.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-06-02 16:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:37:43 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
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What happened to your hiatus, chode? ""
i like the new, more evil, wiggles.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:50:37 (#)
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Continue? NO
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-06-01 07:52:43 EDT (#)
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"Computer says....."
"No"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-06-01 06:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shitty non-alter alert?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:50:37 EDT (#)
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Continue? NO
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:23:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this is a really fucking stupid concept.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:23:06 EDT (#)
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I think this is a really fucking stupid concept.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:10:28 (#)
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Some would argue that I'm Uber's first cyborg writer.
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Not me - I'd say that was clearly Tiger's title
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please, please, please
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Submitted by Drygionus (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:21:00 EDT (#)
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Seems very simliar to a flash movie I saw about Google taking over the world...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
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What happened to your hiatus, chode?
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
continue
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:22:57 EDT (#)
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...+1 cause your crazy.
Get crazy.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:19:46 EDT (#)
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This is the only post where you can get away with this you know? All the other ones need to be tight.
Submitted by kaioken (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:08:34 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
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I concur and plan to expand on the "Bart" generation next.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep it up and remember to stay in character!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was cool....
a little hard to follow... but cool...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:10:28 EDT (#)
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Some would argue that I'm Uber's first cyborg writer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
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Jay, you hotel-hangin' twatwaffle, go rate my post.
I be a hit honkey. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In 2100 the first T.A.I.N.T. classrooms appeared in Texas and in Louisiana. By the year 2120 almost every classroom in America was a T.A.I.N.T. classroom.
The first generation of man "educated" by cyborg professed themselves as "Barts" (born and raised by TAINT).
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Does that stand for Take Another Idiot Noob's Twat?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I could get into this, if it was done a little better.
more storylike, less time-line-like.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.