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Submitted by Horsecat. (View user info) at 2006-05-31 23:27:28 EDT
I slept too long. I lay on the couch, feeling groggy, not wanting to get up, and not able to sleep more. It's the kind of groggy that clouds your mind; when you can't decide if that was a dream, or not. So I lay, existing, not noticing that I'm really even alive. Just there.
Then, a wall of, well the only way to describe it as, a wall of sound hits me. No noise, just energy . It grinds in, pushing harder from all sides, pushing the 'me' in and making a little ball of it. And everything has a new depth that I've never seen before; like there is so much that I haven't seen. So much that is new, and yet unspectacular. So much that is unique and amazing, yet, it's there everyday.
The sound, the energy, gets down to the grit and pushes in further, pushing harder on the 'me,' dismantling me, and finally allowing me to screw myself back together. With no gaps.
And suddenly, I wake up. I had slept too long. I fight the groggy, and make my way to the kitchen, where I ignore the pizza from last night, and pick up an orange. The damp ground and sunny sky look inviting. So I take my orange...
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Don't read that.
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-15 03:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why fucken bother?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-09 12:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as in it was -2, and i added one.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-06-08 22:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moo
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry... I've never had sleep paralysis.
It's just writing.
And thank you, guys, that you know, actually read it and such.
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To a layman this may seem like nonsense, but to someone else who has experienced it, its easy to reocgnize. You my friend have hald a mild experience of <p><a href="http://watarts.uwaterloo.ca/~acheyne/S_P.html">Sleep Paralysis</a></p>.
Basically when you sleep, your brain severs the connection to your body, so you don't move around and hurt yourself or others during your dreams. Its usually very good at severing the connection when youe sleep, and immediately reconnecting when needed (when u wake up). However sometimes, it doesn't do it immediately, and takes upto 10 minutes to reconnect.
This has happened to 25% of all people at least once in their lives. You're lucky you've had a mild incident, for most people it turns out to be the most horrifying experience of their lives. They become conscious, but find that they are unable to move their body. It takes a lot of effort just to open your eyes. The part of your brain responsible for flight/fight defence automatically kicks in, concludes that there is an external threat, and begins to scan for it in at attempt to locate it. When it doesn't find anything, it AMPLIFIES all senses to search. Sounds become louder, and shadows and shapes turn into halucinations. All at the same time, you feel immense downward force on your body, because your breathing is still in sleep-mode (shallow, and out of your control). For most people it feels like there is a strong super natural presence in the room watching them, holding them down.
Such experiences have formed the basis of many myths, folktales and alien abduction stories.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-01 18:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually really liked this for soem reason...
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-01 10:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well I read it anyway and I have to say I'm impressed.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't read that.
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Lucky I look at the bottom of posts before I look at the top. You saved me from probably immeasurable pain.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-01 04:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:24:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a dying flower. In the dark. Alone.
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-01 01:24:01 EDT (#)
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I am a dying flower. In the dark. Alone.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-01 00:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:50:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
this, was, so, fucking, annoying, to, read, and, at, the, end, you, say, do, not, read, it, what, the, fuck, man, why, is, there, not, a, kill, this, user, button?
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this review made me smile more than the post!! priceless!!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-31 23:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this, was, so, fucking, annoying, to, read, and, at, the, end, you, say, do, not, read, it, what, the, fuck, man, why, is, there, not, a, kill, this, user, button?